Ok, who is the one who needs a life? The guy that asked a viable question in a forum dedicated to the medium he is asking about? Or the guy that waits in said forum for someone to ask a question he has deemed rediculous only to respond with "Get a Life"?
My suggestion is just like an old saying you are most definitely aware of. "If you can't help, don't post."
Fagateer, what is the patch you are looking for? NTSC to PAL or Topless to Full Nude? You are not going to find a Full Nude patch, code, mod, or torrent. You will only acheive this by editing the textures yourself which are imbedded in other files. The PC version is different in that it has some textures available to edit and is a more viable choice for modding. If you need the aforementioned NTSC to PAL or vice-a-versa, you will probably have luck searching the "usual places". Hope I helped. <