Okay, even though this thread was bumped, I don't care, this was awesome:
Team Slayer on Ivory tower; I'm on the blue team. The first thing that happens is the red team (enemy) gets seven kills, while we still have zero. A guy apparently realizes he's gonna lose, so he quits. At 14-2 (red winning), another guy on my team quits, so it's 4 (red) vs. 2 (blue). At around 12-29 (red winning), one guy on both teams quits, so it's just me vs. 3 people now. In a desperate attempt to win, I killed the guy with the sword and took it, ran away, came back and killed the guy with the sniper and took that, and ran away again. Now, I have the sword and the sniper rifle, so then I just camped on the top and got the overshield whenever it spawned.
When there were 10 seconds on the clock, I got a double kill. So, the game ended with the score being 40-39. I won.
In the postgame carnage report, a guy told me that I sucked. Pfft. Maybe I used n00b tactics, but I was actually better than they were anyway. If the odds were even and I had competent teammates, my team still would've won.
Speaking of which, I need to ask something off-topic. Why is it that my teammates always seem to suck? I lose the majority of the Team Slayer and Team Skirmish matches NOT because I'm bad, but because my teammates are idiots. My K/D ratio in most of my games is above 1 (meaning I almost always kill more than I die), and I'm always working toward the team goal. But the players on my team get 4 kills and 16 deaths. WTH?