Oh why oh why cant we save everyone *sounds of crying in the background with soft violin music* why did Bush give all the rich who pay taxes tax cuts and not the poorer americans who dont *sniff sniff* oh why do we pinpoint some countries that are in our interests and not attack others that arent *sniffle* He hates the poor, he hates the blacks *blowing nose* He is satan, he is the antiChrist, he is Adolf Hitler, but the stupid republicans and all of the people that pretend to care for the world and their country just cant see it *grabs another kleenex* why cant W save the whales and the rainforests, why does he want to drill in alaska and kill the precious little deer and bunnies even though if you threw a dime into a 12X12 bedroom that would represent the area taken up by the drilling *looks and clutches picture of his mother* why oh why does this bastard want to steal the middle easts oil even though its impossible to do it, why oh why cant we get another lying cheating president in the office, a president who cheats on not only his country but then his wife and daughter over, and over again *blows nose again and wipes the snot from his chin* why cant he prevent hurricanes and then force poor people to leave their homes, why God why (oh wait Im liberal and dont believe in God), why oh why cant people stop using aerosol hairspray, why cant cows stop farting releasing methane that depletes the ozone layer even though scientists for years have proven that the earth goes through climate change every couple hundred years or so *sniff sniff* why cant we listen to the other countries that dont live here that know more than us about our own country, why cant we quit sending more aid to countries than any other country in the world, why cant we take out every single countries dictator if we can take out one or two of the world *uncontrollable sobbing* why do the republicans think that people should fend for their own families and cease to depend on the government to sustain life, why do they still oppress them and keep them poor even though the democrats ideas of giving them 400$ checks every month really does *accidental squirt of diarheea because you sneezed so hard* why cant we just be like the canadians and offer socialized medicine, why cant we be just like the english and not carry guns even though it would mean that only the criminals would then have them and not honest citizens who would not use them to hold up conveinience stores and mug people*goes to wipe ass and nose once again* why oh why couldnt bill and hillary save the snow owl, why do we kill them with such impunity, why do we still allow Mcdonalds to sell hamburgers when we know that meat is murder while we also know that there are a billion served, a billion served for Christ's sake, why cant there be no weapons in the world, why cant my dreams of every Christian, Muslim, and Jew sitting around a giant campfire strumming guitars and singing koombya my lord, why why why why why!!!! *breaks out into huge crying fit and pummles fists on the floor like a small child having a tantrum* its just not fair, its just not fair, my mom really did tell me there is a santa claus, I did believe in the easter bunny, I heard of a place called utopia, but its not real, its not there, George Bush blew it up to get oil, *Bwahahaha bwahahahahhahaha*
This is what I hear from you guys and what I see on the bumper stickers of cars all around town. Get your heads out of your asses. If you dont like it, there is a land for you. They will take you with open arms and listen to the crying. Its called Canada. If you really disagree that much with what your country has become, then fix it. There are these people as statecowboy said it best.
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