Yeah...looks like we all paid a lot of attention in Science class.
But heres my theory:
There was 3 guys and 3 girls that came from the planet Blargon-7. One man was named Zar-2, he was the fifth overload of Blargon-7. One guy got together with one girl and had kids. The other two guys, losers i suppose, got together. The other two girls, also got together. Zar-2 was not amused by the two guys. So he killed them, but preserving their sperm cells in a test tube. However, he was ammused by the two girls, so he let them live. So he got together with them two, and had kids. He wanted all 63 of his kids to never know of the two guys, but one of the 3 chicks told them, and Zar-2 killed himself, and also preserved his sperm cells. After many, many years the earth now as we know of it, is formed. Where did Blargon-7 come from. Well there was a combustion of Hydroclerioctane and Methaneclorioxide. This combusting, formed Hydroclerioctanemethaneclorioxide. This mixing with water created a zygote. As time passed the zygote moved from blastula then blastula pore and then gastula, where the three layers where created: Ectoderm, Endoderm, and Mesoderm. That was how the first human was created. How did this human reproduce? He/She was a Hermaphaditeamite. Consealing a penis, testes and a vagina, ovaries. It had twins. Just like jellyfish, it created a "alternation of generations," a male and a female, but somehow they did not have compatable genes, so they could reproduce and not have offspring with three legs and eleven toes. More about this on request... As for the planet Blargon-7, it came from a reaction of Catonicpolypuracane and Cocainmilosen. Creating a multicelled dirtonicapokite. This is a self reproduceing cell that gets bigger and bigger by the day, if you look on Friday, April 30, 2004, at exactly 11:58 p.m. you will be able to see it, 12 degrees by 89 degrees, west, or right above the Big Dipper. Please wear sunglasses for the brightness of Blagon-7, from the reflection off of the star Kilatonano, which will make a beam that will light up the earth for exatly .3 seconds...Don't miss it.
This theory explains marriage, reproduction, hermaphadites, bisexualality, homosexuality, and planets.
If you would like to help me in my research of my theory, please let me know.
Zar-2 Bless...