Topic: Would You Rather?!? (Read 434 times)

throwingks · « **on:** March 22, 2006, 09:25:00 PM »

I got the idea from another forum but that is ok. It seems the other chain threads are slowing down.

The rules are:
1. Answer the previous "Would You Rather" and why.
2. Leave one of your own.

Here is the 1st.

Would you rather...
Poo a football or...
Pee a golfball?

killerbootsman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2006, 09:26:00 PM »

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Mar 23 2006, 07:56 PM)

I'd rather Poo a football.

Although both would be extremely painful, peeing a golfball would tear your dick up to the point of not being able to get it on.

While pooing a football might open avenues to new ways of getting it on. Such as prostate stimulation.
Though, can I ask one thing: Can I gradually stretch my anus until pooing a football is not as bad?
Would you rather have sex with male to female tranny,
or have sex with a female to male tranny?

i would rather have sex with a male to female tranny, because the thought of taking it in the ass by a guy named Susan creeps me out.

Would you rather have your son be retarded, or homosexual?

throwingks · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2006, 09:33:00 PM »

I would have to say homosexual. A handicapped child you have to take care of everyday for the rest of your life.

Would you rather...
have a penis for a finger or...
a finger for a penis?

lostboyz · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2006, 11:41:00 PM »

penis for a finger

would you rather....

get fucked by a rhinocerous

or have your dick cut off?

We used to play this all the time in HS, we got into some sick shit

Zippo Master · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2006, 12:45:00 AM »

Shot with the gun, the sword would hurt much worse (been shot in the arm...not as bad as you might think)
would you rather be unable to use your eyes or unable to use your dick?

47_M450N_47 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »

I would rather be unable to use the dick...who knows what it would be goin into if not able to see

Would you rather have your body raked across a 1000 degree cheese grater or have a hypodermic needle full of boiling salt water shot into your pee hole?

mastersloth · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2006, 10:58:00 AM »

I'll go for the salt in the pee hole, it'll heal up.. eventually.

Which of these would you rather have inserted into your ass:
a cactus
a mace

killerbootsman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2006, 05:36:00 PM »

QUOTE(Spency234 @ Mar 24 2006, 12:32 PM)

mace, it doesn't have "pricklies"

would you rather...

eat a fresh peice of dog poo
eat a fresh peice of human poo

definently dog shit. human shit smells worse, and is bigger

would you rather make love to your mom or your grandma

dmanjohn · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2006, 06:19:00 PM »

fuck my mother cuz granma's to winkley
would u rather eat a penis or stick ur head up a fat mans ass

jopo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »

eat a penis i would ask for it fried with potatoes and gravy

would you rather light some thermite on your eyeball orr fuck a chimpanzee (spelling?) up the ass for an hour

soupy_31 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2006, 06:57:00 PM »

Fuck a chimp.

Would you rather be stabbed in the eye with a soldering iron, or have to spend eternity watching Barney?

adfinder23 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2006, 07:23:00 PM »

Gee, and I thought my tranny questions was going to put the kibosh on this thread(not that I wanted too.) I wonder, if this were a woman's forum, would alot of the questions deal with vaginas as ours do with penises?

I'd rather get stabbed in the eye. An eternity is too long for any show, let alone Barney.

Would you rather only be able to play videogames on current generation consoles and anything prior(PS, SNES, Atari, etc) forever....

Or, not be able to play any videogames until the equivalent of Xbox 7 or PS8 comes out?

throwingks · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2006, 08:14:00 PM »

<--- That's easy. Look at my Avatar.

Would you rather lose your girlfriend cause you play too many video games, or have your girlfriend "accidentally" erase all your game saves?

buttface96 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2006, 08:19:00 PM »

have my girlfreind erase my game saves (always got action replay)

Would you rather:

Watch your dick get shoved in a blender thats on full blast

or

Shove a hot soldering iron up ur dick

soupy_31 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2006, 08:20:00 PM »

QUOTE(buttface96 @ Mar 24 2006, 10:26 PM)

have my girlfreind erase my game saves (always got action replay)

Would you rather:

Watch your dick get shoved in a blender thats on full blast

or

Shove a hot soldering iron up ur dick

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