Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 877 times)

AfroBoy · « **on:** March 08, 2004, 02:57:00 AM »

your mumas so fat when she went missing they had to put her picture on the milk truck

your mumas so stupid she bought a book on how to read

your mums so stupid she stole free bread

gcskate27 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 08, 2004, 10:49:00 AM »

wow, bumping an over two year old "yo moma" thread... just wow...

jk009 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »

Keep it Up...
BTW
Your momma is so fat when she jmped in Lake Michigan everyone said Tidle Wave!!!

RapBoy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2004, 02:48:00 PM »

Your mom is so stupid she tried to kill her self by jumping out the basement window

Your moma is so fat when she fell on a gamecube, she turned it into a gameboy!

Your moma is so fat, she doesn't have dreams, she has motion pictures!!

ragelizard · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2004, 04:19:00 PM »

Your momma is so hot, I called her a milf!

gcskate27 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2004, 06:12:00 PM »

^ a cordless phone on the floor is very easy to trip over...

scorpionking77 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2004, 09:05:00 AM »

yo mama so black that when she goes swimming people think its an oil slick

X-tA-c · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:04:00 AM »

yo mamma's so fat her cholesteral is on a diet

X-tA-c · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:06:00 AM »

yo mamma's so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

X-tA-c · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:10:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

X-tA-c · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:12:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

X-tA-c · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:12:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

X-tA-c · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:13:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

X-tA-c · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:13:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

X-tA-c · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:14:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side

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