i could go on for days with the shit i saw there.
one guy came in with his Honda civic that worked at a radio shack down the road, wanted us to "fix" on of his struts. the strut was laced/tied to the upper mount with 16 gauge speaker wire from radio shack.
another one came in with a coat hanger holding the passenger rear leaf spring to the axle as the U bolts had fallen off.
then there was the old man who confused the gas with the brake - took out the handy cap sign and flew over the curb in another parking lot. he then came back asked for and oil change and a ride home. We always gave rides in the company truck and i had to bring him home. that's where it gets worse - when he ramped over the curb he shit himself. didn't find out until we were about half way to his house and i was dry heaving out the window.