Topic: Is My Girlfriend Lying? (Read 289 times)

CattyKid · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:14:00 PM »

QUOTE(hockeyfrk5 @ Apr 22 2006, 05:59 PM)

She's been "spotting" for about 2 weeks instead of getting her period and she also queefed out a sack of bloody stuff (which she showed me...).

Did you ask the people at the Clinic what this "sac of bloody stuff" was, or is that the technical term for it?

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BTW - to fertalize an egg is a 3% chance. However the 3% is cumulative. eg: do her ten times = 30%

So, 33 and 1/3 +.0000000000000001 times and you are guaranteed a baby? Or at least a pregnancy?
I want to meet this guy that can go 1/3 of a time... it would make for an interesting chat...

_iffy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:17:00 PM »

QUOTE(CattyKid @ Apr 23 2006, 12:21 AM)

I want to meet this guy that can go 1/3 of a time... it would make for an interesting chat...

would you really want to meat this guy? Really?

They're just stats you know.

CattyKid · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:23:00 PM »

QUOTE(_iffy @ Apr 22 2006, 10:24 PM)

would you really want to meat this guy? Really?

They're just stats you know.

Yeah, I know.
Oh, and yeah, I DO want to meet that guy. Might be a little "weird" talking about, umm, that with a guy I just met, but at what point is 1/3? Doesn't it go from not, to well, having done something like THAT?

EDIT:
This is an... "interesting" thread...

_iffy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:29:00 PM »

I would imagine 3/3 would be after a good mutualy satisfiying romp.
2/3 would be premature... but at least after the planes in the hanger.

1/3 would have to be a lucky shot from some sort of distance.

EDIT:
This is an... "interesting" thread...

CattyKid · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:31:00 PM »

QUOTE(_iffy @ Apr 22 2006, 10:36 PM)

1/3 would have to be a lucky shot from some sort of distance.

LOL!!! I don't know where you CAME up with that one!
I was going to post all the smilies that fit there, but there isn't room for them...

_iffy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2006, 10:36:00 PM »

Boy Girl

killerbootsman · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2006, 11:05:00 PM »

QUOTE(hockeyfrk5 @ Apr 22 2006, 05:59 PM)

So I broke up with my girlfriend a few queefed out a sack of bloody stuff (which she showed me...).

that's hot.

killerbootsman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2006, 11:38:00 PM »

think about the good times:
http://video.google....088973543783351

Fuzzy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2006, 11:20:00 AM »

QUOTE(Hoppy @ Apr 23 2006, 11:31 AM)

She's a crazy broad. Plain and simple. She's trying to get you to stick around by saying she's preggers. Fortunately all million tests she took were negative. You're in the clear. Now keep your dick out of her.

She sounds like the type that would go out, bang a bunch of random dudes trying to get knocked up.

Her next step after that would be to get you to fuck her. Then she comes back saying she's pregnant and it's yours.

You sound experienced.

Rylinkus · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2006, 12:36:00 PM »

If you broke up with your GF to start dating one of her good friends, maybe she's not the only one that's fucked up.

woofis · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2006, 12:41:00 PM »

haha good call.

to the thread starter.. did u fuck her without protection? you should have somewhat of a clue if she could possibly be pregent that way

Rylinkus · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2006, 12:47:00 PM »

Actually here's the solution.

3-Ways. That way you can have both of em.

hockeyfrk5 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:45:00 PM »

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If you broke up with your GF to start dating one of her good friends, maybe she's not the only one that's fucked up.

I didn't break up with her for her best friend. I broke up with her because I didn't like her anymore. Getting with her friend afterward was just a plus.

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to the thread starter.. did u fuck her without protection? you should have somewhat of a clue if she could possibly be pregent that way

NO! We had a little scare about 6 months ago, so since then we have been VERY cautious. We used a condom lubricated with spermicide, AND I pulled out. How's that for good ol' graphic entertainment?

Spency234 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2006, 10:08:00 AM »

Condoms are not 100% and even pulling out is not 100%.

GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON THE PILL. When she is not covered by the pill use a condom, thats about the safest way to do things.

Plus when she's covered by the pill you can blow inside her all you want without a condom, which rules.

_iffy · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2006, 10:13:00 AM »

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Plus when she's covered by the pill you can blow inside her all you want without a condom, which rules.

don't tell people that! haha!

pill + condom + pulling out = 130%

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