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[twistedsymphony]

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1. Prison Breakout - 10 Gamerpoints   
Prison Breakout - Completed tutorial level on any skill level.

2. Completed Act 1 on Casual - 10 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 1 on Casual - Complete Act 1 on Casual Difficulty.

3. Completed Act 2 on Casual - 10 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 2 on Casual - Complete Act 2 on Casual Difficulty

4. Completed Act 3 on Casual - 10 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 3 on Casual - Complete Act 3 on Casual Difficulty.

5. Completed Act 4 on Casual - 10 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 4 on Casual - Complete Act 4 on Casual Difficulty.

6. Completed Act 5 on Casual - 10 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 5 on Casual - Complete Act 5 on Casual Difficulty.

7. Mercenary - 10 Gamerpoints   
Mercenary - Complete all acts on Casual Difficulty.

8. Completed Act 1 on Hardcore - 20 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 1 on Hardcore - Complete Act 1 on Hardcore Difficulty.

9. Completed Act 2 on Hardcore - 20 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 2 on Hardcore - Complete Act 2 on Hardcore Difficulty.

10. Completed Act 3 on Hardcore - 20 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 3 on Hardcore - Complete Act 3 on Hardcore Difficulty.

11. Completed Act 4 on Hardcore - 20 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 4 on Hardcore - Complete Act 4 on Hardcore Difficulty.

12. Completed Act 5 on Hardcore - 20 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 5 on Hardcore - Complete Act 5 on Hardcore Difficulty.

13. Soldier - 20 Gamerpoints   
Soldier - Complete all acts on Hardcore Difficulty.

14. Completed Act 1 on Insane - 30 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 1 on Insane - Complete Act 1 on Insane Difficulty.

15. Completed Act 2 on Insane - 30 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 2 on Insane - Complete Act 2 on Insane Difficulty.

16. Completed Act 3 on Insane - 30 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 3 on Insane - Complete Act 3 on Insane Difficulty.

17. Completed Act 4 on Insane - 30 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 4 on Insane - Complete Act 4 on Insane Difficulty.

18. Completed Act 5 on Insane - 30 Gamerpoints   
Completed Act 5 on Insane - Complete Act 5 on Insane Difficulty.

19. Commando - 30 Gamerpoints   
Commando - Complete all acts on Insane Difficulty.

20. Time to Remember - 10 Gamerpoints   
Time to Remember - Recover one-third of the COG tags (on any difficulty).

21. Honor-Bound - 20 Gamerpoints   
Honor-Bound - Recover two-thirds of the COG tags (on any difficulty).

22. For the Fallen - 30 Gamerpoints   
For the Fallen - Recover all of the COG tags (on any difficulty).

23. My Love for You Is Like a Truck - 30 Gamerpoints   
My Love for You Is Like a Truck - Defeat a Berserker on Hardcore Difficulty.

24. Broken Fingers - 30 Gamerpoints   
Broken Fingers - Defeat a Corpser on Hardcore Difficulty.

25. A Dish Best Served Cold - 30 Gamerpoints   
A Dish Best Served Cold - Defeat General RAAM on Hardcore Difficulty.

26. Zen and the Art of Reloading - 10 Gamerpoints   
Zen and the Art of Reloading - Perform 25 perfect active reloads (on any difficulty).

27. Zen and the Art Part 2 - 20 Gamerpoints   
Zen and the Art Part 2 - Perform 5 perfect active reloads in a row (on any difficulty).

28. Clusterluck - 20 Gamerpoints   
Clusterluck - Kill 3 enemies at once 10 different times (on any difficulty).

29. A Series of Tubes - 20 Gamerpoints   
A Series of Tubes - Host and complete 50 ranked matches.

30. Dom-curious - 10 Gamerpoints   
Dom-curious - Complete 1 co-op chapter as Dominic Santiago on any difficulty.

31. Domination - 20 Gamerpoints   
Domination - Complete 10 different co-op chapters as Dominic Santiago on any difficulty.

32. I Can't Quit You Dom - 30 Gamerpoints   
I Can't Quit You Dom - Complete all acts in co-op as Dominic Santiago on any difficulty.

33. Don't You Die On Me - 10 Gamerpoints   
Don't You Die On Me - Revive 100 teammates in ranked matches.

34. Fall Down Go Boom - 20 Gamerpoints   
Fall Down Go Boom - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Boomshot.

35. Pistolero - 20 Gamerpoints   
Pistolero - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with a pistol.

36. The Nuge - 20 Gamerpoints   
The Nuge - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Torque Bow.

37. I Spy with My Little Eye - 20 Gamerpoints   
I Spy with My Little Eye - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Longshot.

38. Don't Hurt 'Em - 20 Gamerpoints   
Don't Hurt 'Em - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Hammer of Dawn.

39. It's a Massacre - 10 Gamerpoints   
It's a Massacre - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Chainsaw.

40. Curb Appeal - 20 Gamerpoints   
Curb Appeal - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the curb stomp.

41. Capital Punishment - 20 Gamerpoints   
Capital Punishment - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with an execution.

42. Is It a Spider - 30 Gamerpoints   
Is It a Spider - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with grenade tag.

43. The Money Shot - 20 Gamerpoints   
The Money Shot - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with a headshot.

44. Always Remember Your First - 10 Gamerpoints   
Always Remember Your First - Finish playing a versus ranked match.

45. Don't Hate the Player - 10 Gamerpoints   
Don't Hate the Player - Finish with the highest points in a ranked match.

46. Mix It Up - 20 Gamerpoints   
Mix It Up - Win a ranked match in every versus game type.

47. Around the World - 30 Gamerpoints   
Around the World - Win a ranked match on every versus map.

48. Can't Touch Me - 20 Gamerpoints   
Can't Touch Me - Win 10 ranked matches without losing a round.

49. Seriously ... - 50 Gamerpoints   
Seriously ... - Kill 10,000 people in versus ranked match total.

49 achievements totaling 1000 points

Some of them are pretty funny but my personal favorite was:
23. My Love for You Is Like a Truck - Defeat a Berserker on Hardcore Difficulty.

I honestly LMAO when I read that... if you don't get it then you obviously don't know what it's in reference too... but if you know, I'm sure you find it as funny as I do  

[jimjom]

wow. great achievements are always a watertight sign of greatness to come. look at dead rising, great achievements there to. really well thought out.

[AntiEmo]

My favorite is

36. The Nuge - 20 Gamerpoints
The Nuge - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with the Torque Bow.

but I don't get this one:

23. My Love for You Is Like a Truck - Defeat a Berserker on Hardcore Difficulty.

Someone please explain what's so funny....

[sp3cialk]

QUOTE(miggidy @ Oct 20 2006, 04:11 PM)

42. Is It a Spider - 30 Gamerpoints
Is It a Spider - Kill 100 enemies in ranked matches with grenade tag.

That one's funny... I read it was taken from the old joke in Red vs Blue when Donut got stuck by Tex...  

[Paperstack.1]

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44. Always Remember Your First - 10 Gamerpoints
Always Remember Your First - Finish playing a versus ranked match.

IDK, I just laughed when I read that

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45. Don't Hate the Player - 10 Gamerpoints
Don't Hate the Player - Finish with the highest points in a ranked match.

Don't Hate the Player, Hate The Game is what it should've been called. So many stories about people hating a game because of their constant losses.

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48. Can't Touch Me - 20 Gamerpoints
Can't Touch Me - Win 10 ranked matches without losing a round.

First thing I thought of was "Can't Touch This" "Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun---Dun-Dun---Dun-Dun" by MC hammer.

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49. Seriously ... - 50 Gamerpoints
Seriously ... - Kill 10,000 people in versus ranked match total.

.....Wow. It's going to take me a while getting this one.

[AntiEmo]

Haha now I remember ...Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

It's from the first Clerks movie.

[Mr Invader]

You can tell that some hardcore gamers like CliffyB really put some thought into this game's achievements. Its just really cool to see some developers that have influences of there own and puting it into a game like this. And from what I've heard the Curb Stomp was something taken out of American History X.

I sometimes look at the achievements in a game before I buy it to see what other cool features are in it. GoW has had me sold for sometime now but this makes it even better.

[AntiEmo]

QUOTE(Mr Invader @ Oct 22 2006, 09:30 PM)

You can tell that some hardcore gamers like CliffyB really put some thought into this game's achievements. Its just really cool to see some developers that have influences of there own and puting it into a game like this. And from what I've heard the Curb Stomp was something taken out of American History X.

I sometimes look at the achievements in a game before I buy it to see what other cool features are in it. GoW has had me sold for sometime now but this makes it even better.

Yep, Cliffy said that theres nothing more badass than a pissed off Edward Norton doing a curb stomp.  American History X is one of my favorite movies, that's one of my favorite features.

[grim_d]

more multplayer acheviements ill never get

[sidewinder33]

QUOTE(grim_d @ Oct 24 2006, 01:47 PM)

more multplayer acheviements ill never get

At least its not Be #1 n the entire world, F that, damn GRAW, Be #1 in the world is retarded. I never even play ranked matches because they are full of fags trying to boost. CoD2 is how they should be, offline achievements, with awesome multiplayer, despite the lack of online achievements.

[jimjom]

QUOTE(AntiEmo @ Oct 23 2006, 09:44 PM)

Yep, Cliffy said that theres nothing more badass than a pissed off Edward Norton doing a curb stomp.  American History X is one of my favorite movies, that's one of my favorite features.

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this gif has been around....