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survivorejam

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« on: June 11, 2003, 09:00:00 AM »
Found this old article under a house a while back , tried to get my wife to follow it  <_< .
Don't try it : I'm now on dishes for the next week .

(IMG:http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jnpinero/mypic27.jpg)


Here is Australia we love to bargain so we have this story :
Adam was walking with God and they were talking about God's plan to creat Eve.
"so Adam what do you think ?" Asked God , "she'll look after you and never complain , she'll know your every desire telepathicly and will always try to please you. Her tits will be huge and she'll just be slim no matter how much she eats. She'll give you the most awsome orgasme and fulfill you're every sexual desire . She'll be your bestfriend and basicly a mega babe at your service." Then adam looks at God and asks him "Yes God she sure sounds great but how much will all this cost me ?"
"Your left testicle , right arm , your hair , your left ear , most of your brain and variouse vital organs." replied God .
"Well what can I get for a ribe ?" asked Adam .  :lol:

the end  :beer:
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Maestro

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2003, 12:40:00 PM »
ROFL

Remind's me of Al Bundy's brainchild NO-MAAM from married with children.  That was a great show!
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2003, 01:10:00 PM »
lol  :lol:

"A good wife always knows her place."  :lol:

Do you think that little piece was written by men??  B)
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koonchu

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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2003, 01:26:00 PM »
QUOTE (survivorejam @ Jun 11 2003, 12:54 PM)
Found this old article under a house a while back

lol, you mean you found it in that open directory full of the funny pics, right?  It's funny, but I'm really getting bored with the newbies who have just discovered it and dedicate a new post to each pic.  

What'll be next?  The Girl with the nipples exposed and the caption that says "what are you guys staring at?"   Or howabout the girl with the t-shirt over her huge breasts that reads "I wish these were brains?"  <_<
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mr jones

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2003, 01:27:00 PM »
hehe... :evil:

Yea, that pic will get sent around to the folks in the call center tomorrow...

...which is mostly made up of women.

Drama.  Its a beautiful thing.  B)

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Koonchu, where did you see this "open directory" at?  As long as the pics don't have any nudity, some of those tasteless type pics are just what some of us poor guys need to get back at all of the evil girls who had a great time posting nice little pics with captions of "so many men, so little aspirin...."  :lol:  

This post has been edited by mr jones: Jun 11 2003, 08:31 PM
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2003, 02:30:00 PM »
:jester:  

This post has been edited by junglist: Jun 11 2003, 09:34 PM
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koonchu

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2003, 04:56:00 PM »
QUOTE (mr jones @ Jun 11 2003, 05:21 PM)
Koonchu, where did you see this "open directory" at?  As long as the pics don't have any nudity, some of those tasteless type pics are just what some of us poor guys need to get back at all of the evil girls who had a great time posting nice little pics with captions of "so many men, so little aspirin...."  :lol:

lol...all I meant was that I'm tired of people dedicating new posts to the images in here.

Let's find some NEW gags, people!  :lol:
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survivorejam

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2003, 07:09:00 PM »
QUOTE (koonchu @ Jun 12 2003, 02:50 AM)
QUOTE (mr jones @ Jun 11 2003, 05:21 PM)
Koonchu, where did you see this "open directory" at?  As long as the pics don't have any nudity, some of those tasteless type pics are just what some of us poor guys need to get back at all of the evil girls who had a great time posting nice little pics with captions of "so many men, so little aspirin...."  :lol:

lol...all I meant was that I'm tired of people dedicating new posts to the images in here.

Let's find some NEW gags, people!  :lol:

ha ! Busted ! :o
you got me there Konchu ... ok now I'll have to make up some new flame pics .

But that's why I included the joke ! So it wouldn't just be a "found this new pic" thread .

And I'm no newbie konchu ....  <_<

Also this should be in Comedy but it's been very vrey quite in there lately ... ;)
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2003, 07:12:00 PM »
That's fantastic.  I like that one.
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brahm2

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2003, 07:46:00 PM »
Let's start a bunch of photoshop/fireworks threads in comedy...will be tres funny
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survivorejam

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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2003, 08:10:00 PM »
I've been trying but nothings happening .

OK now you all know about 75% of pics ... but the key is to use them at just the right time for maximum effect .
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GREGWILLRULEYOU

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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2003, 08:28:00 PM »
hehe we have you secret survivore :D  No wi have to makes some images to keep up with every one :(  oh well :P
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