Same here, although when i drink i do have to piss a lot. Never pissed myself though. Hah, one time when i was not drunk, i walked to the bathroom while i was still sleeping. Now i wouldn't know this, but my dad told me about it the next morning. But anyways, i missed the toilet, got the bath tub, atleast it wasn't the floor ya know. I think that takes some skill though.
First time i was drunk, someone convinced me to do somethin called the power hour. Where you and a competitor take a shot of vodka everyminute for an hour. Kinda turned into who could get to 60 first. I threw up so much. It was like turning on a faucet. I got all crazy after that. woke up w/o my shirt, socks and shoes. Never found them. Good times. I don't drink a lot though if people are getting that impression.