ELEVEN PIPERS PIPING
The fanfare has begun. Todays news release is a further illustration of how unique and advanced the Xenium really is. We have absolutely been swamped by enquiries, compliments and of course utter amazement at how far fourth generation can actually go.
... just who in the fuck do these people think they are? Who on this fucking earth could possibly have kept a straight face when submitting this for xbscene frontpage news? Flame me all the fuck you want, as a matter of fact I want to hear Xodus fan flames (if they're anything as outrageously obnoxious as their marketing I will get a good laugh out of it) but these people are tooting their own horns so loud my ears are bleading. We have absolutely been swamped by enquiries, compliments and of course utter amazement? Am I reading this right? Do they really think customers are going to be attracted to this kind of sales pitch?
Every time I come on xbox scene to read the news I feel like I'm walking through the streets of mexico, and there's always one loud, obtrusive groveling solicitor who screams at the top of his lungs and tries to get your attention, and you have to akwardly walk past him and avoid all eye contact. I get the feeling the writer of this bullshit must be one of the xodus head hancho's, and no one has the balls to break the news to him: YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS SLOB, STOP WRITTING AOBUT A MODCHIP LIKE IT'S THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.
This shit is amazing. Here's another jewel from these self-serving narcissists: Another major reason for silence was the impact the devastating Tsunamis had on us as a team and the world in general. We felt that light banter and stuff were not exactly what was appropriate at the time. In fact we, as a team, have decided to contribute to the devastated region. WOW! HERE'S A PAT ON THE BACK! THANKS FOR TELLING US, THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO READ ABOUT ON XBOX NEWS WEBSITES!
Regardless of the quality of their chips, which I am not questioniing, someone needs to shove a sock or two or 600 in their fucking pie holes.
We are sure you will agree that our dedication to premium products and our desire to innovate and lead has now put us clearly ahead of competition. That is what premium products are all about is it not? Look into the future. Welcome to Skryer. ......
Here's one customer who will never buy one of your chips, and who will (and already has) recommend friends to avoid them. I know I speak for many people out there when I say: Xodus, stop sniffing your own ass.
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