OK, here it is for a nice fresh EEprom.
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer ." She looked
a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start." This time she looked a little
angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone he
said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's
it!" she screams. "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't
you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
all day long?" The husband sighed, "Shit, it
started..."