Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round
>of talks in a new peace process.
>
>When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's
>chair.
>
>They begin talking.
>
>After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button.
>
>A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the
>face.
>
>Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
>
>A few minutes later the second button is pressed.
>
>This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.
>
>Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put
>off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
>
>But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
>Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
>
>I'm headin' back to Washington!" he calmly tells the Iraqi.
>
>"We'll finish these talks in two weeks in Washington!"
>
> A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks.
>
>As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and
>prepares himself for the Yank's retaliation.
>
>They begin talking and George presses the first button.
>
>Saddam ducks, but nothing happens.
>
>George snickers.
>
>A few seconds later he presses the second button.
>
>Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens.
>
>Bush roars with laughter.
>
>When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing
>happens.
>
> Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
>
>"Forget this," says Saddam.
>
>"I'm going back to Baghdad!"
>
>George W. says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"