I can't lie when I read your post I smiled at the end and gave out a chuckle.
Same way I felt.
But know that all good things are from GOD.
HE does not work in wickedness he gives goodness.
Whatever may have happened to you is a test. Can you see this yet who knows but only you.
I am a sinner no doubt. I try to stay clean which is impossible as one of the flesh but I stumble very much on my face.
But trials like you say (bad things) only to the person who has interest in the temporal things or in the temporal things which are but a speck in the grand time.
Religion or not people know trials build your character.
Let me give you an example:
John the Baptist, a man who knew and was born of the Holy Spirit that Jesus was the Son of God sinned. As expected as a man. But here is the thing was he not beheaded?
Classified by some why did GOD let that bad(evil) thing happen?
Well John was in jail full well knowing Jesus is the Christ he sends men to Jesus saying That if he were the one or should they look for another.
Jesus then tells them to tell John "again" what you see the lame walk the blind see.
Excuse me for the long reply I am no saint and if you want to reprove this fine I am a man of sin and nothing.
I hope life treats you well bud and grace to ya.
SRy if any errors I don't want to reread it lol.