This is all too serious now, its about time someone moved it to the comedy section.
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
> > > > > Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".
> > > > > After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and
> > > > > created a girl.
> > > > >
> > > > > Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
> > > > > Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
> > > > > Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
> > > > > And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
> > > > > Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
> > > > > Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
> > > > > Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
> > > > > And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
> > > > > Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
> > > > > And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. Twas made
> > > > > for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Ruined the whole fucking thing.