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StrictPuppet

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I Wish I Was A Bear
« on: March 31, 2007, 09:56:00 PM »

Its been pretty stagnant in this forum for awhile, so I thought I would post up a poem I wrote.  For no other reason than to get things moving around here again.


I Wish I Was A Bear

I wish I was a bear
Powerful and feared
Respected and revered
I wish I was a bear
 
I wish I was a bear
Tearing stumps, my only habit
Wiping my ass with the rabbit
I wish I was a bear
 
I wish I was a bear
Devouring fish as they raise
Sleeping through the dark days
I wish I was a bear
 
I wish I was a bear
Going where I want, cause I can
But alas, I am just a man
I wish I was a bear
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throwingks

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I Wish I Was A Bear
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2007, 10:03:00 PM »

I wish I weren't a rabbit.  blink.gif

Very nice my friend. Maybe we can think of another short and sweet LOTW?
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vide0bug13

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I Wish I Was A Bear
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 12:40:00 PM »

QUOTE
I wish I was a bear
Tearing stumps, my only habit
Wiping my ass with the rabbit
I wish I was a bear

very...ummm, creative! yea, thats it tongue.gif
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StrictPuppet

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I Wish I Was A Bear
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 02:17:00 PM »

QUOTE(throwingks @ Mar 31 2007, 09:10 PM) View Post

I wish I weren't a rabbit.  blink.gif

Very nice my friend. Maybe we can think of another short and sweet LOTW?


I'm game...

QUOTE(vide0bug13 @ Apr 2 2007, 11:47 AM) View Post

very...ummm, creative! yea, thats it tongue.gif


Its a reference to Eddie Murphy's 1983 stand up movie "Delirious"

QUOTE(Eddie Murphy @ 1983)
Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
 And the rabbit says, "No."
 So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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vide0bug13

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I Wish I Was A Bear
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 04:43:00 PM »

well i was born in 1992... and im not big eddie murphy fan.
but yea ive heared that joke before smile.gif  poor, poor rabit
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