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[I Want More CowBell]

i love the show family guy...my favorite character is Peter! His dumbfound ways and stupidity act...plus what makes it real funny is all his random "FlashBacks" he has!

If you like the show give me one of you funny quotes and favorite characters from it!

QUOTE

(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all
over the place. Guys were laughing.

 

[sulfur]

Family guys is come back on May 1.

[Rylinkus]

Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.

Lois: This can be a great opportunity for you and Stewie to bond.
Peter: Bond... James Bond. I'll do it.

[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: [Thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife. Don't say doing your wife."] Doing your, uh, son...

Peter: Brian should be allowed to see his puppies.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Peter, Think about what you are doing.
Peter: I am, Your honor Brian will be a great dad. Hell if I were half the parent Brian is, I'd know that Chris' favorite ice cream is...
Brian: Chocolate Chip.
Peter: and Stewie's favorite bedtime story is...
Brian: Good Night Moon.
Peter: and Meg's real father's name is...
Brian: Stan Thompson.

Peter: Man, some trip this turned out to be. All we caught is a tire, a boot, a tin can and this book of clichés.

Peter: I haven't cleaned since Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.
[flashback]
Peter: So Rosie, I just spilled this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter and you're telling me that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?
Spokesperson: What the hell is that?
Peter: Five seconds...
Spokesperson: Is that?
Peter: Four seconds...
Spokesperson: It smells like...
Peter: Three seconds...
Spokesperon: That's...
Peter: CLEAN MY PEE.

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits.
It says 'OOO'!
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[observing Brian at a dog race]
Carter Pewterschmidt: Oh my god. He's violating Sea Breeze.
Peter: No, he's just awkwardly positioning himself... OK, NOW he's violating Sea Breeze.

Peter: Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: If by "read", you mean "imagine a naked lady", then yes.

Peter: I call it... Petoria. I was going to call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport took it.

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

[startrek scene]
William Shatner: Now men, we are about to go on a very dangerous mission. It is highly likely that one of you will die. The crew that will go with me are Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky.

Bob Ross: All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.

Guy on Street #2: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
Guy On Street #2: Depends if he stops to see his ho.
Guy on Street #1: That's what we call a "variable"
Ensign Ricky: Aw crap.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

[looking at whales]
Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Peter: I'll give you $40 for that coffin.
Store Owner: Sir, this casket is $1,000.
Peter: I'll give you $2,000.
Store Owner: Sir, that's double what it costs.
Peter: $60.
Brian: [to the store owner] He doesn't know how to haggle.

Brian: Why don't you shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?
Brian: I wasn't making a bet. Why don't you just shut up for about a week?

Brian: Peter, only one gift was for charity the rest where for the family.
Peter: No the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of for to from?
Brian: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card but it said 'For Peter' on it so you must have thought it was FROM you, so you didn't uh, you know it's just easier to call you stupid.

Lois: Peter, you're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking.



This post has been edited by Rylinkus: Mar 23 2005, 01:54 AM

[I Want More CowBell]

lol damn rylinkus take'm all!

Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?



Peter: I'll give you $40 for that coffin.
Store Owner: Sir, this casket is $1,000.
Peter: I'll give you $2,000.
Store Owner: Sir, that's double what it costs.
Peter: $60.
Brian: [to the store owner] He doesn't know how to haggle.

[I Want More CowBell]

oopss about the coffin i missed your ry...doubble paste

[The*galloping*zebra]

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you.

-
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
-

[gcskate27]

chicken... gave me a bad coupon...

[Rylinkus]

I don't have the one where lois and peter are arguing and lois calls him a child.

And peter says something like
If I'm a child lois, whats that make you? A pedophile. And I wont be dating sex offenders. If anyone has the real quote or knows what episode its from let me know.

[Rylinkus]

QUOTE(The*galloping*zebra @ Mar 23 2005, 07:57 PM)

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
-

Simply genius

[The*galloping*zebra]

The family guy quote archive!!!11

[LOUiSJAMESROWND]

"Oh your just a fat, fatty, fat, fat, kid" AHAHAHAHA

[itsame]

***I Want More CowBell***
Great avatar. Everytime I hear the new QOTSA song I think of that sketch.  
WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!


Yes I am off topic. Family guy rocks, it just needs a little more cowbell.

[I Want More CowBell]

QUOTE

(IMG:http://www.ineedmorecowbell.com/pics/cowbell3.jpg)
Announcer: After a series of staggering defeats, Blue Oyster Cult assembled in the recording studio in late 1976 for a session with famed producer Bruce Dickinson. And, luckily for us, the cameras were rolling.

Bruce Dickinson: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!

Eric Bloom: Coming from you, Bruce, that means a lot.

Buck Dharma: Yeah. I mean, you're Bruce Dickinson!

Alan: It's incredible!

Bobby: I can't believe Bruce Dickinson digs our sound!

Bruce Dickinson: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. [ the group laughs ] Alright, here we go. "Don't Fear the Reaper" - take one. [ exits into the control booth ]

[ the group begins the song. Bobby slaps the drums, Eric jams his guitar, and Gene bangs on a cowbell. ]

Eric: [ distracted by Gene banging the cowbell ] Okay! Wait! Wait! [ the group cuts off their instruments ] Bruce, could you come in here for a minute, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?

Eric: Are you sure that was sounding okay?

Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell. So.. let's take it again.. and, Gene.

Gene Frenkle: Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space. I like what I'm hearing.

[ the group starts the song again, as Gene bangs more wildly onto the cowbell while dancing crazily. In the booth, Walken is smiling to keep from laughing. Before the session is interrupted, Frenkle misses a beat on his cowbell.]

Eric: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!

Eric: Well, it's just that I find Gene's cowbell playing distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up.

Buck Dharma: It was pretty rough..

Gene Frenkle: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like.

Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you - you're gonna want that cowbell on the track!

Gene Frenkle: You know what? It's fine. Let's just do this thing.

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene banging the cowbell right next to Eric's ear until Eric pushes him, causing Horatio Sanz to fall ]

Eric: [ stopping the song again, fighting Gene ] Come on, people!

Bruce Dickinson: [ running out of the booth again ] That.. that doesn't work for me. I gotta have more cowbell!

Alan: [ grabs Gene's shirt ] Don't blow this for us, Gene!

Bobby: [ cracks up ] Yeah, quit being so selfish, Gene!

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing?

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby. Say it.

Gene Frenkle: I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson!

Bruce Dickinson: The cock of the walk, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell!

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- [begins to slightly laugh. Jimmy Fallon turns away and bites down on his drumstick to keep from laughing] -- and every member in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Gene Frenkle: Thanks, Bruce. But I think, maybe if I just leave.. and, maybe I'll come back later, and we can lay down the cowbell. [ starts to leave the studio ]

Bruce Dickinson: Aw, baby..

Eric: Gene, wait! Why don't you lay down that cowbell right now. With us. Together.

[ everyone agrees ]

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.

Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

Bruce Dickinson: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Alan: [ confused ] What does that mean?

Bruce Dickinson: Never question Bruce Dickinson! Roll it! [ exits back to booth ]

Eric: [ ready to lay the complete track down ] 1, 2, 3, 4.

[ the band starts up again, this time Frenkle is playing the cowbell in tune with the band. Close-up on Gene as he bangs the cowbell to freeze-frame with graphic: "In Memoriam: Gene Frenkle: 1950-2000" ]

Back To Family Guy Quotes:

Peter: Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.

[I Want More CowBell]

This one is when peter griffin is looking through a peep hole in the girls locker room and they happen to catch him: Video Clip
Click Here---Peter in the girls locker room

This one is Peter Griffins "Cant Touch Me" remix Video Clip!
Can't Touch Me- Remix

Enjoy....hehehehe


MOD Edit: Unnecessary font size.

This post has been edited by sulfur: Mar 25 2005, 08:38 PM

[jonathan2007]

Peter: The best thing to do is just ignore it just like we do the giant squid, or uh truck going by.
Lois: An earthquake.

Doctor: Oh this doesn't look good. This doesn't look good at all.
Lois: What is it?
Doctor: Oh my nephew drew a picture of me and it doesn't look anything like me. I mean just look at this nose.

Doctor: You are fine Peter.
Peter: Oh what now, is he coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he is trying to say that you're going to be okay.
Doctor: Can't it be both?

Chris: I see a white light dad.
Peter: Run towards the light son.
Lois: No Chris run away.

Peter: What's so great about Cheesie Charlies?
Chris: Ahh dad they have this game where you put in a dollar and you get 4 quarters. I win everytime.

Chris: Ahh dad they have this game in the bathroom where you put in a quarter and you get a balloon.


Ahh I can't think of that many. And just a note about familyguyquotes.com is that it does have a lot of quotes but not all of em so don't be shy to submit your quotes.