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BCfosheezy

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« on: October 05, 2006, 01:39:00 PM »
This is not meant to start a flame war. No matter what side you stand on remember this is HUMOROUS. Don't get mad or defensive.

 

18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
 
 
1.     You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
 
2.     You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
 
3.     You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
 
4.     You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
 
5.     You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
 
6.     You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
 
7.     You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
 
8.     You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
 
9.     You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
 
10.        You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
 
11.        You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
 
12.        You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
 
13.        You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
 
14.        You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
 
15.        You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
 
16.        You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
 
17.        You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
 
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
 
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA  --  ooops, can't do that either
 
 
 
"In God We Trust"


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chorizo1

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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2006, 02:13:00 PM »
not very funny. no offense or anything..

THIS is Funny.
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C o s m o

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 02:21:00 PM »
BC, I'm reporting you to the FBI because of your right-wing consiring.  And Chorizo, I'm reporting you for not thinking it's funny...you must be a commie.

(btw...I fear a flame war is coming unsure.gif )
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2006, 02:37:00 PM »
i dunno cosmo, im not so sure alot of the people here have a strong political opinion, or are even old enough to vote, hehe
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2006, 02:37:00 PM »
QUOTE(C o s m o @ Oct 5 2006, 03:28 PM) View Post

Chorizo, I'm reporting you for not thinking it's funny...you must be a commie.



Oh shit HEAD MOD, "I live only to serve the Motherland (Xbox-Scene)"

Congrats on the promotion dude   beerchug.gif  <-- F it I'm off the wagon tonight.

ahhh right on cue here come the O' reily's
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2006, 02:38:00 PM »
BCfosheezy, we all miss you Politics, News and Religion forum.  Then again, you would have proof of what you said, right?  Is that why you have to resort to posting something in the comedy forum?
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BCfosheezy

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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2006, 05:07:00 PM »
QUOTE(pug_ster @ Oct 5 2006, 03:45 PM) View Post
BCfosheezy, we all miss you Politics, News and Religion forum. Then again, you would have proof of what you said, right? Is that why you have to resort to posting something in the comedy forum?


HEY!!! Long time no stalk. I often wonder when I'm posting useful things why you don't post follow-ups contradicting me. Then I remember that all you and your dupe accounts do is post worthless biased, unfounded opinions in PNR.

 

Do you ever wonder why the special ed kids play outside all day and never have lessons? Because you can't teach stupid. Same reason I don't enlighten you guys in PNR anymore smile.gif Have a good one.

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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2006, 06:15:00 PM »
QUOTE(BCfosheezy @ Oct 6 2006, 12:14 AM) View Post

HEY!!! Long time no stalk. I often wonder when I'm posting useful things why you don't post follow-ups contradicting me. Then I remember that all you and your dupe accounts do is post worthless biased, unfounded opinions in PNR.

Do you ever wonder why the special ed kids play outside all day and never have lessons? Because you can't teach stupid. Same reason I don't enlighten you guys in PNR anymore smile.gif Have a good one.


For one thing, I only use one account.  And I also show links where I have proof of.  So get your facts straight.  You're certainly right about stupid because you can't teach things stupid people, even if the evidence is in front of them.
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BCfosheezy

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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2006, 07:04:00 PM »
QUOTE(pug_ster @ Oct 5 2006, 07:22 PM) View Post


For one thing, I only use one account. And I also show links where I have proof of. So get your facts straight. You're certainly right about stupid because you can't teach things stupid people, even if the evidence is in front of them.


 

Lol you're right. You continually prove what kind of person you are... no question. You almost never provide any facts. That's why you're on such a tear about it right now, because I was calling you guys on it in a thread. It's funny that you take it so personal that someone asks you to back up your claims. At any rate, this is the comedy forum. I'm done talking to you. Have the last word if it makes you feel better big man smile.gif

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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2006, 07:41:00 PM »
QUOTE(BCfosheezy @ Oct 5 2006, 08:11 PM) View Post

Have the last word if it makes you feel better big man smile.gif

I think I will.

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