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[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but your uncle ben touches you in the wrong places
i wish a had the best gameing computing

[ianlau]

granted but you get viruses on it.
i wish i lived in the playboy mansion

[mastersloth]

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jan 6 2006, 05:26 PM)

*wish granted* but you are only the mold in a concealed corner of the basement.(mold is an organism, so you are "living" in the pm.

I wish it didn't burn when I urinate.

WTH!

*wish granted* but the only soulutin is a sex change.

I wish i could meet the perfect girl...

[The*galloping*zebra]

*Wish Granted* but its actually not a girl its adfinder23 with a sex change.

I wish I could masturbate, breakdance and make a casserole all at the same time

[xboxbox451]

*Wish Granted* alcohol free, lite beer

I wish I was the only man amongst women left on the planet, and we dont know how to make batteries.

[lordvader129]

*wish granted* but you end up dating one of the fat chicks that crushed xboxbox451's pelvis, and because of her it burns when you urinate again

i wish i had an HDTV

[Rylinkus]

*wish granted* But your TV will only play videos that involve Danny Devito naked.

I wish I were drunk.

[ianlau]

granted but your common sense was impaired so you slept with a fat man.

i wish i was surrounded by hot import car girls and they all were in love with me and to get me they would mud wrestle against each other.

[blame canada]

*wish granted* too bad they all get cought up in wrestling and had no time for you.

I wish I didn't have finals for HS next week.

[leorimolo]

(wish granted) U dont take them so you get cut off school and now ur a durty slut in the corner waiting for somebody(male/female) to  hire you for a whole long night doing NAUTY stuff,poor u

I wish for an alienware computer with a bluray/hddvd burner.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but you get rob and the robbers kill you and ur family
i wish santa was real

[posiedon]

*wish granted* you get coal for christmas wich ignites and burns you and your house to ash and you live the rest of your life in a coma

i wish i cracked the xbox 360 private encryption key and blackmailed ms from a private island with no extradition laws and lived the rest of my life in a armored fort underwater that could not be detected by radar as the richest man alive with bill gates as my personal bitch

[xboxbox451]

*wish granted* cure found very next day, though your strain mutates into a new incurable infection leaving you with the insatiable desire to exercise to Richard Simmons "Sweatin to the Oldies". Richard Simmons gets word of the newly mutaed strain, now named "Simmons Intracelluar Syndrome Status Incurable" aka (SISSI), he then moves into your home and pledges eternal moral support and personal training. Very, very personal training.





I wish for the ability to melt heavy snow with my saliva.

[ianlau]

QUOTE(xboxbox451 @ Jan 7 2006, 06:42 AM)

*wish granted* cure found very next day, though your strain mutates into a new incurable infection leaving you with the insatiable desire to exercise to Richard Simmons "Sweatin to the Oldies". Richard Simmons gets word of the newly mutaed strain, now named "Simmons Intracelluar Syndrome Status Incurable" aka (SISSI), he then moves into your home and pledges eternal moral support and personal training. Very, very personal training.


I wish for the ability to melt heavy snow with my saliva.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
granted, you can eat snow.
i wish that all the fat and ugly chicks in the world turned to hot chicks. then i get surrounded by hot import tuner chicks that are in love with me

[Rylinkus]

*wish granted*
BTW, you're now gay

I wish ianlau would stop wishing for hot import chicks.