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[leijae]

Saw this somewhere else and figured id start it up here..

Lets play the Wish Corrupter..
It goes like this:
I make a wish, next poster *Grants* my wish, corrupts it, then makes a wish of his own.. The poster can not say *wish not granted* since it dosent go along with the game.

For example..

I wish I had a million dollars

-next poster

*Wish Granted* But someone robs you.
I wish I could walk through walls..

-next poster

*Wish Granted* But your special abilities runs out while our in the middle of a wall and you get stuck..
I wish I had cheese cake..

Get it??

Ill start off..

I wish I had a Nissan Skyline GT-R with uber upgraded mods.

[mastersloth]

*wish granted* But it gets stolen from your driveway
I wish i had a new top spec pc!

[Granulated]

BAM!

You get a new PC, but it's a Mac


I wish I was showered and clothed, cause I really don't feel like getting up to do that.

[47_M450N_47]

*wish granted* but you are clothed with a thong 5 sizes too small and a chicken suit

i wish there was somethin worth watch on tv

[ianlau]

*wish granted* but you start watching in the middle of it and you find out it's martha stewart. your remote is busted and so are the tv buttons. you cant unplug it cause youre too lazy. you go crazy after hearing "its a good thing" over and over.  

i wish for a warehouse full of hobby stuff.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* your warehouse burns down killing you
i wish i had a 360

[ianlau]

*wish granted* error messages XD
i wish i had super powers.

[Sweenerdog32]

*wish granted*But they were for saving PS2's from burning houses

I wish I had a pie

[ianlau]

*wish granted* but your pie gets thrown at a clown.

i wish i had super xbox modding skills where nothing can go wrong. eg. i chop my hand off/ lose my sight/break my neck.

[ianlau]

i dont have a dog .

wish granted but global warming melts your lawnchair to your ass.

i wish for my own movie theatre where i can play games on the silver screen.

[dmanjohn]

*wish granted* but it burns down destroying your xbox
i wished i won the lottery

[xboxbox451]

*wish granted*, lottery good for one night of fantastic fun with Richard Simmons.

I wish I could speak a tone powerful enough to shatter boulders, like in Dune.

[ianlau]

wish granted but you explode your girlfriend's head.

i wish i could feel no pain.

[ruli00]

*wish granted*, but felling no pain also means you feel nothing...Yes even down there

I wish i had a pony  

[blame canada]

*wish granted* your pony then has babies which you have to breast feed.

I wish walmart didnit take over the world.