I can't link to my first post because I'd get in trouble.
But yes, it's very embarassing.
I finally decided to sign up back when Evolution X was first released. I didn't know where to get it, I wasn't into computers so much and didn't know about "the usual places." So...I asked if someone could download it for me, burn it to a disc, mail it to my house, and I would pay them money for it. Oh the PMs I got that day...