Topic: ---===freestyle Battlez===--- (Read 326 times)

bombzhome · « **on:** April 22, 2003, 05:52:00 PM »

One day i was in skool (I live in Maryland [MD] ull see why i said that just read the freestyle... and this Asian kid and this Black kid were freestylin' with the Grindin beat:

Jared (Asian Kid): Richard, you not from MD, you from North Carolina, you know why, cuz Doc. said u aint come out ur mom's vagina... she was in the C-Section...ur forehead is SO SHINY i can see my OWN REFLECTION!

Richard (Black Kid): Aww....how u gonna do that? (he was pissed off cuz he got FRIED!

freakycody · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:04:00 PM »

What you smoken? Not making much sense.

capninsano · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:06:00 PM »

bombzhome, that's where you need to go.... is home
cuz if you stick around here your gonna get your ass owned
....

uhm...that's all I can think of lol....free styling is not my thing hah

ocojaa · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:11:00 PM »

What?

brahm2 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:23:00 PM »

you think you're the hottest
while thats wrong
i can rap better than you
or anyone

im - much better at rapping than you
im better than you - or your whole crew

youre such a dummy - can't even try to rap
youre just full of crap

an im so much better
you wanna dis me?
go knit a sweater

i stole this from somewhere - anybody know where?

brahm2 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:43:00 PM »

QUOTE (GaLLant @ Apr 22 2003, 07:37 PM)

It probably wasn't as stupid as this topic.

cheer up sleepy

Rex · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2003, 06:52:00 PM »

wow just like the movie 8 mile....I can relate. When my mom tells me to take out the trash I rap to her that she is a white ho.

capninsano · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2003, 07:12:00 PM »

brahm i just now realized what's on that computer screen in your sig. i never payed much attention just thought, "hey there's the guys from office space!"

brahm2 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2003, 07:14:00 PM »

haha one more for the list

bombzhome · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2003, 05:23:00 PM »

Look yall know im the flaming master... so DONT FUC|< with me... and if u dont got anything GOOD to say dont say it especially for all u people who posted and dont even know what a freestyle is...here i gotta nother one..

I flow like a butterfly,
STING LIKE A BEE,
ILL KNOCK U THE FUC|< OUT LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI!

brahm2 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2003, 05:48:00 PM »

GaLLant, your positive attitude and humorous clipart avatar brighten my day where ever i am

GaLLant · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2003, 05:52:00 PM »

I don't take kindly to kindness

And it's not clip art damnit. It's the character 'Rat' from the comic strip Pearls Before Swine.

I highly recommend it.

brahm2 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2003, 06:03:00 PM »

Dojo2000 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2003, 06:09:00 PM »

QUOTE

Temesentruries is packed with promise makers
Never realized the precious time them bitch niggas is wastin
Insitutionalize, my bitches bring me product by the bundles
Hustle hard from the cell, G-Unit mothafucka, WE BALLIN
Catch me countin trees when I'm callin
Can you set my car, Ceo let me sip on Henessy, "Can I sips some more?"
Hell, I done been in jail, I ain't scared
Momma checkin in my bedroom, I ain't there
I got a head with no screws in it
Mothafuckas think they can stop 50... they losin it
Lil' nigga named Ja, thinks he live like me
Talkin about he left the hospital, took 9 like me

MeNaCe911 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2003, 06:24:00 PM »

ey yo ey yo/
ur rhymes genaric/ mines are obsolete
i put this finger in your face /to show that your are weak
you think you a hacker/ you just a wanna-be
so grab my dick/ and beat that meat
yo momz said your ugly/ yo popz thinks your gay
so hit that bed/ and start to pray
because son wit this mic in my hand/ and this finger in your face
just right now/ put ur ass into place

lol 15 secound shyt i got bored

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