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x-monkey

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« on: August 04, 2004, 11:49:00 PM »
Just read this.
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2004, 02:04:00 AM »
hahah that is the most STUPID!! fucking guy ever... and a very stupid page... linux and apple rule all... hes dumb
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2004, 09:22:00 AM »
I hope this guy is joking all the way. But I did like his "poem" though:

98 windows windows 98

I put it on my computers

And then it loads and I play space cadet and I like that real good

98 windows is on my computers



This guy is nuts.....
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2004, 09:40:00 AM »
i think he doesn't speak of MSs windows :blink: he always write's micorsoft... maybe a windows most of the world doesn't know off? :jester:

and he says that people that use linus are dumb. well, i guess he's right there. you shouldn't use someone who has coded a operating system that actually works. linus torval should continue work and not be used :jester:
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2004, 10:46:00 AM »
only person i can think of that would write this is

a) Bill Gates Jnr
b)Bill Gates' Stalker
c)Bill Gates...?
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2004, 11:22:00 AM »
Congratulations x-monkey, you are the xbox-scene nut job of the day!  You win nothing but the prestige that goes with this honor.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2004, 12:23:00 PM »
(IMG:http://www.treenuts.org/img/fotos/trofeu2.jpg)
There's your award  ;)

You have no clue how long it takes to find an image on the net when your work blocks all search engines... :(  

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2004, 06:17:00 PM »
Did you guys notice he got 3 L's from Loser's dot org
Man you gotta go look at some of the sites that get 5 L's  :lol:
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x-monkey

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2004, 11:30:00 PM »
I dident wright it, I found it on google.
here is a post from his fanmail.
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Email of the day Aug 20, 1999
I gots some emails from another persons who is upset and not happy and thats sad so I wrote him backs. Please notes that I hads to edit out some bad languages so that the kids dont learn the bad words thats why theres [something] s in there thats where the edits wure.

>From: "David G[someth]in" therealswinger@[something]mail.com
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Ok, you degenerate fool, listen up...
>Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 03:53:14 PDT
>
>Dear mr F-[somethin] Mornon
>
>I have to honestly say that your site is the single most stupid site
>on the entire internet. How do I know for sure? I just do you
>stupidhead! What the f[somethin] kind of idiot are you?
>
>Now I don't like MS all that much but I accept them for what
>they are, the big guy, the ones who brought us a standard for
>operating systems. That's fine. you may not like Macs, or Linux.
>Fine, you don't know much a bout them and you fear what you don't
>know. Fine whatever.
>
>But you crossed the FU-[SOMETHING] line when you began insulting Canada.
>You know JACK-SH-[SOMETHING] about Canada you poorly informed simpleton. It is
>NOT dark 9 months a year you simple minded inbreed fool! We do NOT
>hate technology, in fact per-capita Canada is a GREATER fan of
>technology than Americans. 80% of Canadians have computers and 60%
>are on the internet. Some of the BIGGEST technology companies are
>based in Canada. ATi Technologies, Matrox Graphics Incorperated,
>Creative, Cambridge. that precious little sound card that came in
>your computer, along with your FREE (what the [something], are you that
>stupid, you're paying for it in the total price) copy of windows was
>made by a Canadian company.
>
>Now as for your fondness of Bill gates, all I can say is that you
>are one [something]-ed up man (child?) No one in their right mind would find
>him "cool" and no kid is going to dress like him.
>
>As for Bill gates discovering the internet??? Are you a [someth]-ing
>moron!? The United States Military designed the internet matrix in
>1967 and it became avaliable for commercial use in the early 70s.
>Bill gates BOUGHT DOS in the early 80s and THEN made it big using
>someone else's technology. LOOK AT A [SOMETH]ING TIMELINE YOU FOOL!
>
>As for macs not being able to multi task. THEY [SOMETH]-ING INVENTED IT.
>WINDOWS IS A PC VERSION OF MAC OS!! YOU [SOMETH]-ING A-[SOMETHING]!
>
>As for you linu(s)???? crap, you ARE a moron! You should have your
>computer taken away from you because you are too stupid to use it.
>
>As for your blatent lack of knowledge of the ways of the computer
>industry, do us all a favor and go hang out in a construction zone
>and state your case there. Perhaps if we, the rest of humanity, are
>lucky enough, you'll be killed or encased in the deep recesses of a
>concrete foundation of some building, never to trouble us again.
>
>OK, I doubt you're serious with this site, but if you are, I hope
>your god will forgive your sins and purges you of the stupidity you
>must live with everyday. You are the biggest idiot I have ever
>encountered on the internet.
>
>
>PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR RESPONSE!
>
>Dave


    Well after I gots over the initial shocks of such crude and vulgars languages (oh my he used some bad words oh man you should have heard it oh no never mind I dont want you to hears it its bad for you) I decideds to right back to him after alls he said PLEASE EMAIL ME in all capital letters and that means I has to rights back oh yes.

Hello Davids you have a nice contrys up there in canadas did you live
in the part where the snow melts sometime I knows a people from canadas
they live in arizona now because its not dark their for 10 and a half
months.  Do you know Alanis Morizetty she lives from canada and
sings songs I like her also Gordons Lightfeet I think they should do
a duet and then maybe go out on a date tell them hi for me.


Oh also I have this threoy have you every seen the Late shows with
David Lettersman?  Its pretty good I dont know if you can see it in
canadas because its all in english not parisian and also you might
not have a tvs up there but if you can go see it acrossed the border
you should sometime its got a guy Paul Shaver who is a canadians and
here is my theory that Paul Shavers is really in controls of CBS and
runs all the shows hes very smart you know I think he might be almost
as powerfuls as bill Gates but not in computers in tvs he owns and
controls all the tvs but no one knows  Its a conspiracies and is
very secret.

Okay bye now use windows and make it everywheres sometimes.

Love,
Gerald

Addendum to this emails
Okays so not all the canadians are crazy this guy wrotes me about the guy from above who was real mad and I dont know hes crazy too maybe I cant understand whats he talking about but I put it up here for you guys to look ats.

From: Darren Schebek dschebek@[something]starnetc.com
To: [email protected]
Subject: hey, gerald!
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 14:54:46 -0700

It's been a long time since I've read a web site that's as
funny^H^H^H^H^Hinformative as yours.  I'm very aware of how difficult it is to
write like a complete idiot^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsuch
informative prose and yet manage to be so
convincing^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Heducational.

Being Canadian, it saddens me to see fellow Canadians with no sense of
humour^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hrespect for Micorsoft enthusiasts.  Oh well,
I get a huge laugh^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hlots of insight from your site, so
keep up the good work.

Too bad i have to use linus at work because thats what my job requires i use
Micorsoft at home and like playing Duke Nukem its a DOS game and i really like
it i dont have Space Cadets yet.



This is why computers are bad. Stupid ppl like him just stay in all day and play on there computers.  If there was no computers he would go out side and get hit by a car or somthing.  :rotfl:

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2004, 05:23:00 PM »
go fetch the stick you dumb dog no frisbee for you hey you stupidhead dog you are dumb like the linus long hairs!!!

LOL this is the *second most funniest site i've encountered on xbox-scene, this site deserves a link in my sig :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2004, 06:12:00 PM »
The worst thing is that I really can't tell if he's joking or just being plain retarded.
The reason I'm mostly doubting is because of his rediculously bad english, which really seems to be made up. OMG, it's scary...
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2004, 06:17:00 PM »
I'm guessing that hes joking, because really, if he were that stupid how would he have made the page?
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x-monkey

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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2004, 08:19:00 PM »
I think that guy is a tard... or a really stupid...
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I also likes to put messages on that bbs and after I started I quickly became the most popular poster ever and everyone loved me and was convinced of how good windows was when I expleained it to them on there. My posts were the most populars on there they had something like three and a half millions of hits per second from all over the world including south america because my posts were so good and logistical and thought out well. I think if I keep posting there that Micorsoft will soon want to hir me to do some of there PR I hope to get on there astroturf team that does "grass roots" supprt for Micorsoft. I know Bill gates reads all my posts too because its his bbs and he likes what Im doing and he wants to be my friend I told him maybe because Im playing hard to get but it will work I really want to be friends with him. He is the smartest man in the world.

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Chess. Im real good at chess because Im so smart from working with windows and theat naturaly carries over into chess and I can beat anyone including kasparoff and deep blue and the space aliens.

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Also linus doesnt have any applications except ones in 10 different langueages you dont understand unless you have a degree in horticultureism.

horticulturist, plantsman -- (an expert in the science of cultivating plants (fruit or flowers or vegetables or ornamental plants))


Its scary how stupid ppl are, I hope he does not drive... *shudders*
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2004, 07:43:00 PM »
OMG,this is the 1st tiem ive visited this windows forum and god, im not coming back! lol. that is one sad - scary - retarded individual. HE cannot be serious. i mean........ he just CANT be.

but i guess if he were locked down in a basement with a windows PC and nothgin else he could be in love with it and bill gates. but.............. i just dunno wut to say.

I wish i could meet this guy and bash his skull in for bein so stupid. lol

MS Windows is goodder then dumb linux is for dumb popel. winodws good.........
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2004, 08:46:00 PM »
I get the biggest laugh from people who take sites like this seriously  :D
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