Topic: 3 Free Eeproms (Read 327 times)

XbOxGoD · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2003, 04:08:00 PM »

ok looks like the thread is tidy again, no more offensive shit.

new rules.

1) no racism.

2) nothing offensive

i'm looking for a clean laugh, it doesn't have to be offensive to be a joke guys.

i'll give another 12 hours now to get your jokes in. and the 3 funniest jokes, WITH A VALID REASON FOR NEEDING A EEPROM. will get an unbanned eeprom

brass monkey2 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2003, 04:17:00 PM »

It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, "Happy Butt."

The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"

And the little girl said, "Happy Butt."

The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what's the difference?"

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same reason

Perplexer · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2003, 05:20:00 PM »

Perplexer · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2003, 05:25:00 PM »

Double post

lili · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2003, 05:53:00 PM »

Why I need unbanned eeprom?

1. Because I don't have enough money to buy a XBOX.
If I can't get it, I have to do illegal way to get money.
And it will be failed.
This may causes fatal damage to me and my families.
Dad will lose his job.
Mom may be ignored by neighbors.
My little sister may be bullied at school and have to walk a not good way.

2. I can talk with my darlin only on XBL.
If I can't access XBL, My darlin will think he lost my love.
I don't have any contact ways. So I will lose the chance of marriage.
Finally, I have to live alone lifetime.

eeprom is really important for my life.
This is the reason why I need it.

hedbig · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2003, 06:36:00 PM »

a teacher ask her student what there parents do for a living first she ask tommy. tommy replies my dads a fireman he saves people everyday. next the teacher ask sally she replies my mom a secreatary she help out her boss. then the teacher ask billy, billy says his dad is dead, his teacher says that shes sorry and ask what he did before he died, billy said he turned blue and shit him self

i need an eeprom because drugs (not weed, weed is not a drug) and live dont mix

ArMaGeDdOn · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2003, 08:15:00 PM »

QUOTE (lili @ Jul 1 2003, 07:57 PM)

M$ will stop banning from XBL.

Selling XBOX console doesn't fill M$'s bank.
Banned people will buy XBOX consoles.
But will not buy new games because they have a games and games on modded console's HDD is still playable.

So, boycott M$ is not good for us. Buy only XBOX console!
Finally, they stop banning.

are you a girl?

lili · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2003, 08:38:00 PM »

QUOTE (ArMaGeDdOn @ Jul 2 2003, 01:15 PM)

are you a girl?

If so, that has any meaning?

ArMaGeDdOn · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2003, 10:23:00 PM »

well, if you are, that's 2 of you i've found so far.....

...girls are a rare species...

lili · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2003, 12:00:00 AM »

QUOTE (ArMaGeDdOn @ Jul 2 2003, 03:23 PM)

well, if you are, that's 2 of you i've found so far.....
...girls are a rare species...

Some of my friends on XBL are really girls too.
May be more girls here(X-S) too, I think.

Well, my existence is funny in this thread?

Carbon · « **Reply #25 on:** July 02, 2003, 12:04:00 AM »

This doesnt count as MY joke, but here's a hilarious link to the Something Awful forums:

Basically they are taking jokes and seriously screwing them up! Best laugh I've had all day!

Examples:

"Q: What's the worst part about fucking a five-year old girl?
A: Jesus Christ, you disgusting, perverted asshole. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING is the worst part. It's horribly wrong and nowhere near funny, and I should report you to the cops for even JOKING about that shit. God, that's horrible. "

"These two guys walk into a bar. One looks to the other and says "hey, want to have gay anal sex?" The other looks at him and replies "you bet I do!"

Absolutely hilarious, but I guess it depends on your sense of humor.

http://forums.someth...threadid=591669

ArMaGeDdOn · « **Reply #26 on:** July 02, 2003, 12:46:00 AM »

that's fucking lame.....

why would you even THINK about 'fuck' and '5 year old girl' i the same sentence?

my god you're sick....you're know what a 5 year old is? a little innoccent kid who knows nothing about your evil plot to rape and molest her.

you sick faggot.

XbOxGoD · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2003, 03:06:00 AM »

do not worry the sick fuck carbon will not get any eeprom from me. unless he wants pixel8's blank eeprom

XbOxGoD · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:14:00 AM »

just a note, anyone who has a reason including the phrase "i was high" will not win

qbanboy14 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2003, 08:43:00 AM »

why do you post so many jokes your are allow to post so many?

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