One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He
goes up to the clerk and says, "Last night me fuck squaw,
left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go 'oomph',
condom go BOOM!"
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so
he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and tells the
Chief to come back and tell him how they work for him.
The next day, the big Chief comes back to the pharmacy,
goes right up to the clerk and gruffly says, "Last night
me fuck squaw, left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph',
dick go 'oomph', condom go BOOM!"
The clerk thinks to himself, "Damn, this guy must have some
kind of super ejaculation going on." So he goes into the
back of the store and gets a prototype condom for the Chief.
The description on the box reads, "This is a joint effort
between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted
and should only be used in extreme circumstances."
The clerk hands the condom to the Chief and tells him about
the special condoms, and to report back to him on how well
they work for him.
The next day, the Chief comes back on crutches with a shotgun
under his arm. He storms up to the clerk. The clerk is
thinking, "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's
really pissed."
The Chief looks at the clerk and yells, "Last night me fuck
squaw!! Left nut go 'oomph', right nut go 'oomph', dick go
'oomph, condom go 'oomph, left nut go 'BOOM'!" <
