Post by: Iriez on August 21, 2004, 10:57:00 AM
This also means (if you may have guessed) that i will be more harsh concerning off topic posts/trash/slanderings/random idiocy/artynerd security guarding/masturbating of ego's (lol)/ and dick flocking.
There are no limitations in this thread (except for the obvious: no linking to roms, warez, and all the other good common sense rules), so you can bash each other to death, post pictures of your girlfriends (or boyfriends you slutty fat nerds), show your latest beats, art, or political viewpoints. I'll be posting pictures of my vacation once i bust out my camera (also gotta get the other camera's film developed since it was a one-timer....didnt want to bring a 400 dollar digital camera mountain biking on double black diamond courses).
Post by: love_tropicana on August 21, 2004, 11:13:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on August 21, 2004, 11:19:00 AM
All you trolls, tards and lurkers alike, WHEN IS SURREAL V2 GOING TO BE OUT!?!?!
Post by: CGMneon on August 21, 2004, 11:24:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 21 2004, 09:46 AM) |
| All you trolls, tards and lurkers alike, WHEN IS SURREAL V2 GOING TO BE OUT!?!?! |
I'll give you the same estimate that I've been saying for the past three months: TWO WEEKS !
Post by: Dolfhin on August 21, 2004, 11:38:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 21 2004, 06:24 PM) |
| After coming back from vacation (it was wonderful, thanks) and seeing the amount of trash spewed here by members [read == lots of bans] have decided to open a topic *solely* for you tards out there to ramble and say stupid shit. Yes, i know we have off topic forums, including jerry springer. Im going to go out on a limb here and see how this works (here). This also means (if you may have guessed) that i will be more harsh concerning off topic posts/trash/slanderings/random idiocy/artynerd security guarding/masturbating of ego's (lol)/ and dick flocking. There are no limitations in this thread (except for the obvious: no linking to roms, warez, and all the other good common sense rules), so you can bash each other to death, post pictures of your girlfriends (or boyfriends you slutty fat nerds), show your latest beats, art, or political viewpoints. I'll be posting pictures of my vacation once i bust out my camera (also gotta get the other camera's film developed since it was a one-timer....didnt want to bring a 400 dollar digital camera mountain biking on double black diamond courses). |
Thank you Irez this is the first spam thread here and some people here really needed one :-p
@ CGMneon
I know what you did last summer and it does involve your right hand!
Post by: Iriez on August 21, 2004, 11:54:00 AM
Two Chipmunks that were fighting
A bear that came on shore and started raiding people's stuff
The bear picture my mom took, so it of course sucks. She doesnt know what 'zoom' is.
Post by: Thraxen on August 21, 2004, 12:54:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on August 21, 2004, 12:31:00 PM
i can tell this thread is going to be interesting, but i think we can get something way off if we all talk about surreal
we all know that we can't keep on track with that topic
surreal countdown 13 days, 5 hours, 38 minutes, 3 seconds till surreal is released
Post by: rehab on August 21, 2004, 01:13:00 PM
Post by: chilin_dude on August 21, 2004, 12:46:00 PM
And we definately need this thread for all the kids that are on their sugar rush's
Post by: Iriez on August 21, 2004, 01:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (Thraxen @ Aug 21 2004, 01:21 PM) |
| Where did you go for vacation? |
Mammoth, California. Its part of the high sierra's.
Heres more pics..
A Chipmunk with highly intelligent decision making skills decides to search our firepit for food.
Wicked cloudy peaks from the top of Mammoth Mountain
Me mountain biking on a hit up
Post by: cninja on August 21, 2004, 04:04:00 PM
Who needs V.2??? I mean really, it's only the most anticipated emulator for the xbox ever.
hey rehab, that pictures' pretty funny yo.
Well, now that I did my part and spammed in the official spam thread, I'm gonna go to a party and get wasted. Ahhhhh, the life i live. Hope i make it back home.
Oh shit I almost forgot to flame someone. Let's see.........Iriez, yo momma's like a frying pan, all greased up and ready for the beef! hahahhaa O\/\/|\|3|).
just kidding. my bad yo. Iriez is alright.
Post by: nagmine on August 21, 2004, 04:23:00 PM
excuse me :wacko:
Post by: devlkore on August 21, 2004, 04:26:00 PM
Post by: Lukenatme on August 21, 2004, 04:51:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| This also means (if you may have guessed) that i will be more harsh concerning off topic posts/trash/slanderings/random idiocy/artynerd security guarding/masturbating of ego's (lol)/ and dick flocking. |
*Masturbates ego*
*Flocks dick*
Hmm, maybe I'll leave those up to the lady friends
In closing, I wuld liek 2 say taht I am teh 1337 an ne 1 that sez not so is liek omgwtfbbqhi2u shift+eleventy1 wrong.
Hurray Surreal v2
E Plurbis Unum & other ghetto wisdom
Post by: devlkore on August 21, 2004, 05:04:00 PM
| QUOTE (Lukenatme @ Aug 21 2004, 11:54 PM) |
| *Masturbates ego* *Flocks dick* Hmm, maybe I'll leave those up to the lady friends In closing, I wuld liek 2 say taht I am teh 1337 an ne 1 that sez not so is liek omgwtfbbq shift+eleventy1 wrong. Hurray Surreal v2 E Plurbis Unum & other ghetto wisdom |
This guy really know his STufF!
We should all listen to him, u R t3h 1337!!!
Post by: Grudge on August 21, 2004, 09:48:00 PM
PEACE!
Post by: kvajnto on August 21, 2004, 10:07:00 PM
Post by: Dolfhin on August 21, 2004, 10:02:00 PM
Dark Sky's are rising above the Emulator forum people are being tortured by the long wait and start to transform in trolls. Soon we will break into one of the Xbox-scene moderators account and overthrow the existing mod team. We will unban all trolls and destroy all the evil forum expect for the emulator form.
This thread will be the place where i and my other trolls will sit down waiting for a Nobel knight to arrive so we can kick his but conker style. In the mean time we will provide Odd and Lantus with everything they will ever need so they can work on the next version.
Of course we will transform the off topic forum in a dungeon where all the moderators will be ''stored'' with nothing more than Game cube!!11!!!!11!!!1!11!!11!!11
The era of has ended for you we spamming troll we rule!!111!11!!!!21212!!!
Post by: xV1510Nx on August 22, 2004, 05:35:00 AM
Post by: neverwill on August 22, 2004, 09:32:00 AM
sniff sniff *single tear rolls down cheek* It feels good to heal again
Post by: FrIeD-GoAt on August 22, 2004, 09:42:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on August 22, 2004, 12:43:00 PM
| QUOTE (FrIeD-GoAt @ Aug 22 2004, 10:09 AM) |
| bump |
Quite a appropriate thing for the spam thread =p
*Hates people who bump normal threads*
Post by: VampX on August 22, 2004, 01:33:00 PM
(IMG:http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7661/triumphgg8.png)
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
This post has been edited by VampX: Feb 7 2007, 12:55 AM
Post by: VampX on August 22, 2004, 01:36:00 PM
[Intro]
I thought my CD was done,
But that's not what they say
Do an insult track,
We need it for radio play
[Verse One]
American Idol, that's what I look for,
In the poop section of my local record store.
Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,
It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.
And when I want something even more fruity and fit,
I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.
So many skills Justin's making a buck at,
Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at!
Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,
For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.
You were a virgin, that had to be hard,
You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.
[Chorus]
I Keed, I Keed
He's just making little jokes,
I joke with you,
Little dog, Little jokes,
I Keed, I Keed,
He's just making little jokes,
and your a good actress too.
[Verse Two]
Now lets go to Walmart,
Where they won't sell me CD,
Those company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three.
But you can see Christina in all her sluthood
It's like watching porn but the music's not as good.
I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar
Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.
You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew,
Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!
And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire,
He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire
Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,
To open for him and I don't mean on tour!
You're not the first person for R Kelly
His video's premiere in the LAPD.
I believe they set up an innocent guy.
You know what Kel? I believe I can fly
[Chorus]
Now look how frickin cool those guys from the Strokes are
Their rifts are three times as old as my jokes are
The white stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister
Shouldn't you be playing country music mister.
Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore.
Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more.
Somehow your song yellow reminds me of pee
I think that when it's over, it's a big relief to me
Yo Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo?
I didn't know Supercuts had a drive through
Yo Nelly, what the hell kinda name is that?
That's about as gangster as an Easter Bonnet hat.
And Snoop says he clean, well you make the call
The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol,
Snoop there's only room for one dog putz,
And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?
Poop Diddy, are you in show business still?
I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill.
J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a bomb that was bigger than Gigli.
[Chorus]
Avril Lavinge, punk queen, now there's a kidder,
Go back up north, Celine needs a baby-sitter
Philip Glass, atonal ass, your not immune
Write a song with a f****** tune
And on the list of pooches, don't leave off MTV,
I scared Emineminem, so they gave the hook to me.
Slim Shady, why do you find me scary?
We are just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Carey.
Wipe off that frown, just do without
Hey my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing songs about it.
[Chorus]
Post by: Iriez on August 22, 2004, 02:32:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill. |
Thats not nearly as good as...
| QUOTE |
| You want to know why likklebear is a lesbian, because she couldn't get any dick, she's the fugliest bitch in the uk, when she goes to the park, dogs sniff her fucking face. |
No offense meant to likklebaer, i dont know what she looks like, nor do i care, but that is one hella funny quote.
Post by: FrIeD-GoAt on August 22, 2004, 03:34:00 PM
Post by: Lukenatme on August 22, 2004, 03:39:00 PM
PM me for a referral link!
*don't really pm me, I don't have anything...just wanted to see how fun spamming can be...answer--about a 2/10.
This post has been edited by Lukenatme: Aug 22 2004, 10:39 PM
Post by: FrIeD-GoAt on August 22, 2004, 03:43:00 PM
just you wait until this gets 60 pages long, it will take over the whole emulation section. if you print it off it will become the bible of spam.
oh yeah
Bump
Post by: 104224's person to join! on August 22, 2004, 03:08:00 PM
where the fuq are asher and master 3
Post by: FrIeD-GoAt on August 22, 2004, 03:47:00 PM
This post has been edited by FrIeD-GoAt: Aug 22 2004, 10:48 PM
Post by: devlkore on August 22, 2004, 04:37:00 PM
*craps on thread*
Post by: Iriez on August 23, 2004, 01:06:00 AM
What was for dinner tonight?
Peanut butter sandwich and a glass of captin morgans.
School season is about to start so work will be hell the next month and a half.
Post by: Dolfhin on August 23, 2004, 02:42:00 AM
MOE YA KNOW THAT DUDE THAT RUNS MOES TAVERN IN THE SIMPSONS!@!!@$@!$##@$@%$
[SIZE=14]HE IS DUTCH[SIZE=14]
OMFG!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!
watch 15x21 (Bart Mangled banner)
This post has been edited by Dolfhin: Aug 23 2004, 09:48 AM
Post by: rehab on August 23, 2004, 03:10:00 AM
Yay!
Laying in the sun, drinking beer and eating the whole day long..
leaving tonite :D
Post by: freakdave on August 23, 2004, 05:00:00 AM
Post by: ofbz on August 23, 2004, 05:40:00 AM
we all know how many spammers "those" threads attracted...
This post has been edited by ofbz: Aug 23 2004, 12:42 PM
Post by: FrIeD-GoAt on August 23, 2004, 05:43:00 AM
Post by: 104224's person to join! on August 23, 2004, 05:19:00 AM
those fkin idiots
Post by: farsight on August 23, 2004, 06:08:00 AM
You know you can tell when my partner lies, her lips start moving.
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, :grr:
Thank you Iriez i've had to keep my mouth shut about how pissed off i am at my girlfriend all weekend. All i've wanted to do is shout at her.
YOU STUPID LYING BITCH!!!!! :grr:
This topic has helped me let off some steam!
Peice of advice for everyone don't go though your girlfriend room when when shes not there you never know what you'll find.
BITCH, BITCH, BITCH. :grr:
Thats better...... (thank you) :grr:
Post by: ofbz on August 23, 2004, 06:27:00 AM
| QUOTE (farsight @ Aug 23 2004, 01:35 PM) |
| Peice of advice for everyone don't go though your girlfriend room when when shes not there you never know what you'll find. |
the other dude???
Post by: VampX on August 23, 2004, 06:55:00 AM
| QUOTE (104224's person to join! @ Aug 23 2004, 03:22 PM) |
| the thread is for master 3 and other spamming idiots like people who make the same thread 3 times eben when they get locked or binned those fkin idiots |
You are a fucking idiot who does nothing but use
evil burning smiles all the fucking time, just to hide the fact that your spelling sucks more then pamela anderson in heat.
Not an insult, just mere observation.
Post by: devlkore on August 23, 2004, 08:57:00 AM
Post by: artynerd4eva on August 23, 2004, 10:36:00 AM
Was my IP supposed to be banned or something? Hrmmm, that's weird, it's not working. Nice try.
Your moderating hand must be growing hair on its palm.
Post by: artynerd4eva on August 23, 2004, 10:37:00 AM
This post has been edited by artynerd4eva: Aug 23 2004, 05:52 PM
Post by: artynerd4eva on August 23, 2004, 10:09:00 AM
Post by: Grudge on August 23, 2004, 11:09:00 AM
Post by: 104224's person to join! on August 23, 2004, 11:21:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 23, 2004, 11:31:00 AM
| QUOTE (104224's person to join! @ Aug 23 2004, 09:24 PM) |
| FUCK you drac, if i wanted your opinoin, id tell ya |
Not even a comeback, you got owned bigtime.
Post by: Mr. Chips on August 23, 2004, 12:18:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd4eva) |
| Wow, my name was mentioned in the 1st post, how flattering. Was my IP supposed to be banned or something? Hrmmm, that's weird, it's not working. Nice try. Your moderating hand must be growing hair on its palm. |
looks like artynerd is public enemy #1 now...
the funny thing is all these guys in here really are spammers, you know what I'm talking about 104224
Post by: 104224's person to join! on August 23, 2004, 12:23:00 PM
Post by: rehab on August 23, 2004, 01:29:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd five @ Aug 23 2004, 08:47 PM) |
| So if your mom took that picture, what were you doing? Should I assume that's you in the other boat? photo If it is, who is that fine piece of ass sitting in front of you? Does the motor even work if she sits that far to the front? |
Your boyfriend has a small ass i assume?
Post by: SomeRandomGuy on August 23, 2004, 02:37:00 PM
Post by: neverwill on August 23, 2004, 06:07:00 PM
Post by: ScootScat on August 23, 2004, 09:07:00 PM
Post by: devlkore on August 23, 2004, 09:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 24 2004, 03:54 AM) |
| I wouldn't mind having my IP unblocked and my original account restored. It ticks me off when a mod acts like an asshole and I'm the only one who gets punished (trust me, I can easily get around any "punishment" Iriez can dish, but it still is an inconvenience). Double standards like these will eventually ruin this board. |
Your Mum will eventually ruin this board!
This is the spam thread, I have to flame at least one person, don't take it personally.
Post by: Iriez on August 23, 2004, 10:24:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd five @ Aug 23 2004, 01:47 PM) |
| So if your mom took that picture, what were you doing? Should I assume that's you in the other boat? photo If it is, who is that fine piece of ass sitting in front of you? Does the motor even work if she sits that far to the front? |
We had a platoon that day, so we were all on the same 'boat'. Whomever that couple were, they were not a part of our family.
rehab: rofl!
arty: PS- Congrats on the quadruple post....that deserves a xbox-scene-tard award.
Post by: Iriez on August 23, 2004, 10:40:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 23 2004, 09:54 PM) |
| I wouldn't mind having my IP unblocked and my original account restored. It ticks me off when a mod acts like an asshole and I'm the only one who gets punished (trust me, I can easily get around any "punishment" Iriez can dish, but it still is an inconvenience). Double standards like these will eventually ruin this board. |
Just like IRC bans, they are not meant to be a brick wall. This is the internet, and there are *always* ways around bans. It is meant to be a inconvience for you, for abusing your privledges.
Double standards? You seem to be forgetting something. I make and regulate the rules around here. There is no double standard. If someone is acting up, im *allowed* to be a asshole as much as i want. Its called my moderator discretion. This is not your board, it is xbox-scene's board, and who's xbox-scene? Xantium. And who runs the forums? HSDEMONZ. And who gives me a free hand and bans your lame home ip? HSDEMONZ. I've *never* had to ban a ip before. Can you believe that? Your the first one. You must feel incredibly special.
If you would have not ran your mouth at me, i would have had no need to inconvience you. Unfortuantely your accounts will not be given back, nor will your home ip be removed.
There, now this is appropriate for the SPAM thread.
Post by: ofbz on August 24, 2004, 12:32:00 AM
HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE
Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.
This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.
PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.
PHASE 2 COMPLETE: This medium has metastasized.
COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:03:27:16:985
Make your decisions accordingly.
-will be spamming *cough* i mean posting every hour till it reaches 0
Post by: Foe-hammer on August 24, 2004, 01:45:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| You want to know why likklebear is a lesbian, because she couldn't get any dick, she's the fugliest bitch in the uk, when she goes to the park, dogs sniff her fucking face. |
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 22 2004, 09:59 PM) |
| No offense meant to likklebaer, i dont know what she looks like, nor do i care, but that is one hella funny quote. |
A little too crude to make me laugh. Very disrespectful towards a girl.
Post by: ofbz on August 24, 2004, 01:58:00 AM
HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE
Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.
This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.
PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.
PHASE 2 COMPLETE: This medium has metastasized.
COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:01:59:56:625
Make your decisions accordingly.
Post by: Morien on August 24, 2004, 02:48:00 AM
Post by: Morien on August 24, 2004, 03:00:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| You want to know why likklebear is a lesbian, because she couldn't get any dick, she's the fugliest bitch in the uk, when she goes to the park, dogs sniff her fucking face. |
I wouldn't say that (for one because I'm not a fan of personal insults), after all, if that was a common stand I wouldn't have been prompted to write this post in the previous spam thread:
| QUOTE |
| rack (r a k) n. A word used to reference a woman (or man's) chest. More specifically, breasts: What a huge rack! or Damn, that's one fine rack! Synonyms: A Reason to Live, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Ballermen, Balloons, Balongas, Barackas, Bass Drums, Bazongas, Bazookas, Bazooms, Big-ones, Big 'Uns, Binoculars, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, Bongos, Boobies, Booblets (for small ones), Boobs, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Betties, 'Breakfast dinner and everything in between', Breakfast of Champions, Burgeoning Aspices, Breasts, Breastisists, Cabbobbas, Cajungas, Cantelopes, Chest, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Chickies, Coconuts, Conversation Pieces, Crowd Pleasers, Cupcakes, Deals, Dingers, Dual Air Bags, Dueling Banjos, Ear Warmers, Entertainment, Erotic Volcanos, Flesh Pillows, Flippers, Floaters, Flotation Devices, Fog Lights, French Horns, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gifts, God's gift to men, Golden Bozos, Guns, Guzzongas, Hand Warmers, Headlights, Heavens in your hands, Heaves o' Heavan, Hills, Hogans, Honkers, Hooters, Incentives, Jigglers, Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time), Jobblies, Joy Buzzers, Jugoombies, Jugs, Jumblies, Knockers, Lactation Stations, Lefty & Righty, Lil 'Uns, Lolas, Lollipops, Love Humps, Love Muffins, Lunch Trays, Kittens, Magic Mountains, Mammaries, Mammery Cannons, Massive Melons, Melons, Milk Jugs, Milk Wagons, Missles, Mosquito Bites, Mounds, Mountains, Mountains of Love, Mountains of Perfection, Muffins, Nay-Nays, Nipple Cushions, Non-Dairy Creamers, Nugens, Pacifiers, Pair, Party Favors, Party Hats, Peaks, Pillows, Pints, Play Toys, Proffered Fruit, Puppies, Purple People Eaters, Radio Dials, Recliners, Riding Handles, Ripe Flesh, Rocky Mountains, Set, Silken Swells, Smarties, Snack Trays, Stacks, Squeezables, Sweater Kittens, Swelling Flesh, Swollen Bounties, Ta-Ta's, Taters, Thingys, Tits, Titymackers, Tomatoes, Tonkers, Torpedoes, Tracks o' land, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twins, Warheads, Wazoos, Weapons, Whammies, Whoahs, Whoppers, Window Displays, Winnebago's, Wobblers, Woffers, Yaboos, Yazoos, Yummys, Zambonies, Zepplin |
(Sorry, just thought some of the names in there are funny)
Post by: ofbz on August 24, 2004, 03:05:00 AM
....
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ohh yeah...
*****************************************
HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE
Control has been yielded to the
SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.
This medium is classified, and has a
STRONG INTRUSIVE INCLINATION.
PHASE 1 COMPLETE: Network throttling has eroded.
PHASE 2 COMPLETE: This medium has metastasized.
COUNTDOWN TO WIDE AWAKE AND PHYSICAL:
00:01:00:00:688
Make your decisions accordingly.
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one more hour... here we go!!!
Post by: ofbz on August 24, 2004, 04:00:00 AM
00:00:00:00:000
crap!!! nothing happened!!!
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 24, 2004, 04:05:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| winks to the ladys and shows a malicious smirk |
did you come to xbox-scene to get some play from women? all there are here is dudes and dudes that dont want to see you try and score with likkl. who is ...the only girl on here.
@104224 i allready made fun of you in my post but i will do it again
| QUOTE |
| where the fuq are asher and master 3 |
why didnt you say FUCK .. you dumb fuck.
@Dolfhin you shoudl use preview before you post code so you dont look like you fucked up.
@ofbz we woudl need to retitle it from spam to "Surreal 2 this week final!"
i suggest master_3 be incharge of spam fourm title.
@artynerd4eva yea you were dumb then and your dumb now. go play with you little penis and pretend to know what your talking about.
@Mr. Chips where did your weather icon go?
@104224 i see later on in the post you learned to swear. nice job
@artynerd five haha you got a whole can of funny jokes how about you shove one in your ass
@artynerd1 look another fucktard. how many times can he be baned ... i bet we can go for 5 more.
@ScootScat dont make conversation in here this is a flame post.
@devlkore i think i will flame a few including you, that flame was gay and dont post again unless you can do any better.
as for the rest of you who read irez inital post then think its funny to post somethign like "i need a rom link" or "i have a ftp to surrealv3" or "i'm a retard let me post something about the fat chick in a picture" your all gay and the joke was over a page ago stop posting stupid shit and get to some good old flaming or ripping on people. and if you were at least a little creative you woudl post shit other then what irez said you coudl post about and get out of your system like "HERE IS A LINK TO A FREE IPOD" or insult me for bad spelling that one is always good. or lets talk about better grammer.
have a nice day.
Post by: Morien on August 24, 2004, 05:42:00 AM
Lantus?
It was Iriez wasn't it?
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 24, 2004, 06:12:00 AM
Post by: devlkore on August 24, 2004, 06:50:00 AM
| QUOTE (SpudGunMan @ Aug 24 2004, 11:08 AM) |
| there is to much talk about what Iriez did in the forest in this board we need to get back to flaming and listening to fools with 14 posts say "you were a nube once" and dumb comments from master3 ie ... http://forums.xbox-s...dpost&p=1731750 as for you Iriez did you catch a delicious bass? WTF is up with the dick long post you know noones going to read that pointless twaddle. @Grudge WTF did you come to xbox-scene to get some play from women? all there are here is dudes and dudes that dont want to see you try and score with likkl. who is ...the only girl on here. @104224 i allready made fun of you in my post but i will do it again why didnt you say FUCK .. you dumb fuck. @Dolfhin you shoudl use preview before you post code so you dont look like you fucked up. @ofbz we woudl need to retitle it from spam to "Surreal 2 this week final!" i suggest master_3 be incharge of spam fourm title. @artynerd4eva yea you were dumb then and your dumb now. go play with you little penis and pretend to know what your talking about. @Mr. Chips where did your weather icon go? @104224 i see later on in the post you learned to swear. nice job @artynerd five haha you got a whole can of funny jokes how about you shove one in your ass @artynerd1 look another fucktard. how many times can he be baned ... i bet we can go for 5 more. @ScootScat dont make conversation in here this is a flame post. @devlkore i think i will flame a few including you, that flame was gay and dont post again unless you can do any better. as for the rest of you who read irez inital post then think its funny to post somethign like "i need a rom link" or "i have a ftp to surrealv3" or "i'm a retard let me post something about the fat chick in a picture" your all gay and the joke was over a page ago stop posting stupid shit and get to some good old flaming or ripping on people. and if you were at least a little creative you woudl post shit other then what irez said you coudl post about and get out of your system like "HERE IS A LINK TO A FREE IPOD" or insult me for bad spelling that one is always good. or lets talk about better grammer. have a nice day. |
Yeah, well, your Mum!
Can't beat the intellectual cusses from primary school.
Post by: reactions on August 24, 2004, 08:12:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 24, 2004, 08:36:00 AM
Post by: asher on August 24, 2004, 08:55:00 AM
Post by: Dolfhin on August 24, 2004, 01:23:00 PM
Post by: devlkore on August 24, 2004, 01:36:00 PM
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 24 2004, 08:26 PM) |
| IMHO Dudes who look for girls on the internet should get themself a live... but then again that's just me i don't have to pay for sex. |
Keep telling yourself that
.Sorry for the flames everyone, they're in jest, I really don't mean them, I have nothing to flame anyone over.
Post by: VampX on August 24, 2004, 03:41:00 PM
Lets try to find interesting information about games and share it here..
Did You Know..
That Carlos and Daniel Pesina from Midway's Mortal Kombat series worked in Tattoo Assassins.
After that, Midway didn't want them to work with them in "Mortal Kombat 3",
so they killed Johnny Cage (the only Daniel Pesina character that didn't wear a mask)
and excluded Raiden (Carlos Pesina).
Source : Tattoo Assassins
Post by: Iriez on August 24, 2004, 04:57:00 PM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 24 2004, 04:44 PM) |
| Lets play a game called "Did you know" |
Did you know artynerd is whack?
Bet you didnt!
PS- Insults whether aimed at women or men have the same implication: A insult. I try to treat women as equal's, so they will quit bitching and whining about being a lesser sex.
Sometimes i think im 10x more realistic than half the feminists on this world.
Bitch, pick that shit up yourself! You got arms dont you? I dont care if its heavy.
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| Whether you feel they are double standards or not, it's this simple; you're pissing people off. I'm just the first person with the balls to say it. |
Uh, you aint been around that long bro. You are far from the first, and surely not the last. The fact is i really dont give a damn whether you think im a asshole or not. Your silly little ideal's of rebellion and the downfall of internet forum structure, including persuading me to 'do what you have in mind' only proves that you are thinking *way* too much about the internet. You might want to go ride a bike or something for a little bit. The whole analyzing power structures and how end users effect it is going a little over-the-gay-limit.
Post by: devlkore on August 24, 2004, 05:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 25 2004, 12:00 AM) |
| Did you know artynerd is whack? Bet you didnt! PS- Insults whether aimed at women or men have the same implication: A insult. I try to treat women as equal's, so they will quit bitching and whining about being a lesser sex. Sometimes i think im 10x more realistic than half the feminists on this world. Bitch, pick that shit up yourself! You got arms dont you? I dont care if its heavy. Uh, you aint been around that long bro. You are far from the first, and surely not the last. The fact is i really dont give a damn whether you think im a asshole or not. Your silly little ideal's of rebellion and the downfall of internet forum structure, including persuading me to 'do what you have in mind' only proves that you are thinking *way* too much about the internet. You might want to go ride a bike or something for a little bit. The whole analyzing power structures and how end users effect it is going a little over-the-gay-limit. |
Best post I've read in quite a while, he-he-he!
Did you know that Donkey Kong Country started off as a boxing game? Source, some old magazine article in the Official Nintendo magazine. I don't have it any more or I'd scan it for you all.
Post by: Dolfhin on August 24, 2004, 05:10:00 PM
| QUOTE (devlkore @ Aug 25 2004, 01:06 AM) |
| Best post I've read in quite a while, he-he-he! Did you know that Donkey Kong Country started off as a boxing game? Source, some old magazine article in the Official Nintendo magazine. I don't have it any more or I'd scan it for you all. |
No dude THAT can't be true
Did you know that :
It is in fact possible to see the trioforce (in game) in Zelda 64 using a a Action Replay Cheat?
Post by: VampX on August 24, 2004, 08:18:00 PM
That Super Metroid has a Debug room?
Little url of what apears to be a pic of the triforce code spoken of in the other post.
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 24, 2004, 08:43:00 PM
The Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" does not stand for "LSD." The title actually comes from John Lennon's son Julian, who left his mark on more than one Beatles song. His drawing of a nursery school classmate, Lucy O'Donnell caught his father's eye. When asked what it was called, Julian replied, "Lucy in the sky with diamonds."
Post by: Shawn_ on August 24, 2004, 09:58:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 24 2004, 10:00 PM) |
| I hate pointing out grammatical errors, but since I hate you, and the fact that it hurts to read it, here goes: blah blah blah you try to pass off as repartee. They should screen moderators here for mild retardation before entrusting them with personal discretion. Trust me, I flatter you when I say "mild". |
would you just go away ? I don't think anyone here wants you around.
ban his ip, isp, whatever,
get rid of this guy.
Post by: Iriez on August 24, 2004, 10:07:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 24 2004, 09:00 PM) |
| Like I said, I hate pointing this shit out, but if you're supposed to lead a group of individuals where ideas can only be communicated via the written language, at least try to make things easy on the inner narration of the readers. Not meant to be a slam, it just made me want to vomit reading that in my head. |
rofl! You kidding me? Did you *actually* just pull a grammar card?
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| QUOTE I try to treat women as equal's, so they will quit bitching and whining about being a lesser sex. Sometimes i think im 10x more realistic than half the feminists on this world. Bitch, pick that shit up yourself! You got arms dont you? I dont care if its heavy. It seems every time I mention you being either pathetic or miserable, you conveniently provide me with irrefutable proof of how right my assumtions are. Hey, don't get too depressed, at least mom will always be there to take photographic evidence of your IRL adventures. |
Do you know what a 'empty retort' is? You just provided me with a opinion with absolutly no substance to backup your allegation. Congratulations.
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| You have given MUCH (I'd say too much, but I'd rather not put Captain Obvious out of work) of your time to enforce rules/rewards/punishment/assistance/etc in this forum. And you're saying *I* think way too much about the Internet? Do me a favor and think about Dictionary.com. Look up "hypocrite". |
My moderation of this forum has been kept at a minimal. Over the past year i would wager i dont spend more than 10 minutes a day here. The past i obviously spent more time, when i cared more. That was also when the scene was fast pasted with releases.
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| So analyzing power structures and how end users are effected is "gay", but strattling a BMX between your legs, working up a sweat, and having mom take pictures of your aerial climax (only to post for hundreds to see) is supposed to be the opposite of "gay" then? Wow, that's seriously hilarious. |
You really think my mom went mountain biking with me? I mean really, put 1 and 1 togeather. You know im not 12, so she's obviously past the age of that kind of extreme sport. If she *did* go with me, i would have to deem her even *more* of the coolest mom on earth. It was my bro that went with me. And *Yes*, as a matter of fact, analyzing the power structure of internet forums VS riding *32 mph* down double diamond courses is DEFINITLY much much much more GAY. Good job.
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| How many times do I have to beat you into a pulp, verbally, before you just give up? It's barely a challenge anymore, and quite honestly, I'm getting bored with the feebleminded, deplorable (especially for a moderator) manifestos you try to pass off as repartee. Just restore my original username and unblock my IP so that the forgetting process can begin sooner (I'll take the combination of those two actions as a "white flag" and consider my job done, ie, I'll get out of your hair). It's barely a challenge anymore, and quite honestly, I'm getting bored with the feebleminded, deplorable (especially for a moderator)manifestos you try to pass off as repartee. They should screen moderators here for mild retardation before entrusting them with personal discretion. Trust me, I flatter you when I say "mild". |
You having fun with the copy/paste? Raise your hand artynerd, because *that* was swift.
This ones to you, xbox-scene-forum-security-guard-grammar-police-arrogant-tard-man
(Is this a joke? I mean..really.)
Post by: Iriez on August 24, 2004, 10:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (Thraxen @ Aug 24 2004, 09:26 PM) |
| assumptions straddling I think I would use a spell checker before bashing someone over basic grammar errors. |
lol!
What was that about 'hypocrite' in the dictionary?
YEA, THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT RETARD.
Post by: asher on August 24, 2004, 11:44:00 PM
i remember the good old 2003 scene days...
looks like now is full of angry people.
i know we all raised this monster...but its time to stop dont you think?
its just my opinion...
Post by: Mr. Chips on August 24, 2004, 11:50:00 PM
I forsee that it well come to a bloody and hell-bending final showdown, mano-a-mano
sort of like gandalf and sarumon
or batman and joker
etc....
Post by: Iriez on August 24, 2004, 11:52:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| riding *32 mph* down double diamond courses Just in case you people don't know what-the-fuck Iriez is talking about here (I didn't either), I found the bike-talk to English translation over at FreeTranslation.com It means, and I quote "The bike seat aggravates my vagina". |
Wow, you really are a closet nerd. You've never been skiing, snowboarding, or mountain biking in your life?
There are shapes/colors that represent difficulty. A circle is usually begginer runs, Square, medium, diamond, difficult, and double diamond is the most difficult.
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| I love the whole image linking you have to resort to. |
I believe resort implies a 'last hope' situation. The linking was done for pure comical reasons, to visually explain the audacity of your post. Most of what I do/say is for humourous means, so 'resort' is not really the word i would *ever* use to describe any of my posts.
Please pass go and collect 200 dollars.
Post by: pHrEaQuAzOiD on August 24, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
I say we give them some rock'em sock'em robots & let them duke it out.
Post by: pHrEaQuAzOiD on August 24, 2004, 11:56:00 PM
Post by: Morien on August 25, 2004, 02:50:00 AM
Among other things, I find it to be quite humerous when, in a debate/argument/flame-war one side claims victory when it is obvious to all that they are nowhere near victory of any kind.
I remember one time, without going into details, someone insisted that they won a debate with me, as they had provided a theory (theory=unproven) in an attempt to disprove my opinion.
It's pretty self-centered. Like flaming people for using Australian variations of spelling (eg. Mum, instead of Mom) as if you've spelt it wrong. The funny part of that is when it's an Australian board...
(Little of that has specifically happened in this thread, let alone this board, however some of it has to some degree.)
On another note:
Did you know that the worst game in history is thought to have been E.T. on the Atari 2600. Based on the movie of the same name, the rights to the game were purchased for $20 million after the presentation of the idea to Stephen Spielberg stated that it would "make the movie famous".
Developed in only 8 weeks by Howard Scott Warshaw, it was rather bad, however was hyped up so much internally that more units of the game were produced then actual 2600 consoles. Most remaining copies were dumped in land-fills and claimed by Atari as a tax-writeoff.
This title, and Pacman on the 2600, were cited as the main cause of the video-game crash of 1983.
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 25, 2004, 03:30:00 AM
as for the rest of the flame posts and people with opinnions on flames. i personally call out stupid posts as much as i can. i have no heated issue behind it. i just poke fun at people in a flaming way haha. something like that.
however i am glad to see that we are now on a spelling bee war.
also to scoot scat if this is just a spam board then you better get to spamming cuz you havent done anything of the such yet. except post dumb comebacks. (ask yoru mom to turn off net-nanny and then try again)
(see posts like that are just funner then "NO slayers is not a game!")
as for moriens post about video games did you know about the orginal title PuckMan from JAp? why they changed its name to PAckman in the USA ..its because of the ability for people like me to change PUCK to FUCK so that every arcade would say FUCKMAN man ...that would have been sweet.
also did you konw taht stiudes sohw wehn you scbramle leterts in a wrods that your biran sitll pocrseess the words cecorertly? interesting huh?
that might not work for anyone that is ESL however.
Post by: ofbz on August 25, 2004, 03:58:00 AM
| QUOTE (SpudGunMan @ Aug 25 2004, 11:33 AM) |
| also did you konw taht stiudes sohw wehn you scbramle leterts in a wrods that your biran sitll pocrseess the words cecorertly? interesting huh? that might not work for anyone that is ESL however. |
yeah... i had to read it twice to get it...
man... i sure miss sureal2 spam threads...
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 25, 2004, 07:46:00 AM
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| I dont live with my mom, and even if i did, there still wouldnt be any 'net-nanny' on my computer. |
silver for best picture-to flame quote
| QUOTE |
| Your boyfriend has a small ass i assume? |
and bronz for someone that we all can laugh at was art**** and his 4-post
| QUOTE |
| arty: PS- Congrats on the quadruple post....that deserves a xbox-scene-tard award. |
scooter aside from me getting off ..on.. your mom, what happened with the bees.com page anythign interesting.
Post by: VampX on August 25, 2004, 09:05:00 AM
furthermore :
Post by: artynerd1 on August 25, 2004, 11:30:00 AM
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| Wow, you really are a closet nerd. You've never been skiing, snowboarding, or mountain biking in your life? |
And you think those are the bulk of activities that can occur outside of your basement bedroom suite?
I've tried those "extreme" activities and they don't appeal to me. It's just another label they've put on shit that people have been doing for years so that dumbasses like you will buy their green neon jackets with orange "eXtreme" graphic design. Another mindless atomaton waiting to buy into the next trend. Congratulations on being a consumer whore.
| QUOTE |
| There are shapes/colors that represent difficulty. A circle is usually begginer runs, Square, medium, diamond, difficult, and double diamond is the most difficult. |
I saw you doubling down on someone while wearing a pink triangle.
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| Most of what I do/say is for humourous means |
So you only exist for laughter? The only way you can do anything is with the supportive chuckle of another? You're a parasite. A pathetic little man who needs to be surrounded with the encouragement of others. Sadly, they will laugh at you (with you, whichever you like). Not because what you say holds any truth/humor/intelligence, but because you happen to know the right people to get into a position of "power" which they will not contest. Instead, they'll publicly agree with whatever you say, whether they believe it to be true or not. Every spineless moron will do the same, and since there's a lot of them on this board, you'll pretty much have all the support you'll ever need.
Usually an imature asshole (troll) like yourself manages to get filtered out of moderator positions. I'm just wondering who's dick you've been sucking to keep your status.
Post by: Mr. Chips on August 25, 2004, 12:48:00 PM
He helped the noobs with the Sureal 64 Help thread. That's not being an asshole. Anyways, how can you tell someone is an asshole from their words, not demeanor?
From what you are typing, someone could say that you are an asshole.
But you may say, "No I am not really one, I'm just having a bad day" .... probably why you would lash out at someone on a message board.
Now please stop with this crap.
What are you hoping to accomplish?
Post by: Shawn_ on August 25, 2004, 12:56:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 25 2004, 01:33 PM) |
| Usually an imature asshole (troll) like yourself manages to get filtered out of moderator positions. I'm just wondering who's dick you've been sucking to keep your status. |
Please ban this guy again, or at least delete his posts.
no-one wants you here ! go away !
Post by: pHrEaQuAzOiD on August 25, 2004, 01:28:00 PM
I think there should be an Iriez VS. artynerd specific thread. ROUND 5!!!!!!!! ding ding ding.........
Post by: Shawn_ on August 25, 2004, 02:40:00 PM
you act oh so noble, but then you end your post off by lowering yourself down with childish insults.
drop it, go away, no-one wants to read it.
Post by: Iriez on August 25, 2004, 05:41:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd1 @ Aug 25 2004, 12:33 PM) |
| And you think those are the bulk of activities that can occur outside of your basement bedroom suite? I've tried those "extreme" activities and they don't appeal to me. It's just another label they've put on shit that people have been doing for years so that dumbasses like you will buy their green neon jackets with orange "eXtreme" graphic design. Another mindless atomaton waiting to buy into the next trend. Congratulations on being a consumer whore. |
Anyone else get the feeling that artynerd *really* is a fat nerd, and has to vent upon others because he is jealous of their physical capabilities?
On the internet intelligence is the only thing that matters.
However, in real life (yes, it does exist), things like your health, physical capabilities, looks, personality *and* intelligence matter. Im so sorry that you cant have it all = /
Btw, your ramblings about neon jackets and 'consumer whore' *really* dont make sense. We do live in the real world here, so you can step out and meet some people. I mean really, its just one of those things that you point and say "Hey, look at that! That guy is really off his rocker. What a fucking nutcase". One of those situations where the simplicity of the ignorance is so basic, that it ends up being incredibly complex to describe.
I'll try anyways though.
You've tried what you label 'extreme' activities. They dont suit you. [read above for <insult here>]. So its just a label they put on it so we purchase things huh? Well i dont know about you, but I have been skiing since i was 5. I got heavily into street/flatland freestyle bmx for about ten years. I've snowboarded for about 7 years. I've played soccer my whole life.
You can *literally* count the number of 'consumer related' products i have towards those 'sports' on your fingers. Yea, what a goddamn pitiful consumer whore i am. Let me hang my head in shame as i relentlessly spend my hard earned money on worthless merchandise. I mean, these things...they arnt *really* fun or anything. They have not improved my lifestyle in any way or manner. They have not made me happy, or exhilirated....ever. Their only purpose is to provoke consumers to purchase related products, and to annoy fat little nerds that vent over the internet at how lame people are that do 'extreme sports'.
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| I'm just wondering who's dick you've been sucking to keep your status. |
Janet Reno's.
The rest is not worthy of any retort.
Post by: Iriez on August 25, 2004, 05:59:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Here's a summary of what happened: |
blah blah blah...
| QUOTE |
| Those are the facts. |
Actually, those are 1% of the facts, worded to sound like you are such a innocent nice person, and im a big bad meanie troll. Why bother?
| QUOTE |
| Recognizing that *I* did, you became bitter and responded accordingly, in hopes of discouraging my efforts. |
And here, to disprove your retarded ramblings, i'll post the log.
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| ession Start: Sun Jul 18 09:15:54 2004 Session Ident: MoTi [09:15] Session Ident: MoTi ([email protected]) [09:15] <MoTi> I have a little pressent for you [09:16] <MoTi> kindofa "thankyou" for surreal64 [09:17] <MoTi> it's an mp3, a remix that i wrote in hopes of landing the unofficial spot of "menu music" [09:19] <MoTi> *poke poke* [09:41] <Iriez> lol [09:41] <Iriez> aight [09:42] <Iriez> got a link ? [09:43] <MoTi> hey [09:44] <MoTi> sorry, i was afk [09:44] <MoTi> you still here? [09:45] <Iriez> yep [09:45] <Iriez> nah [09:45] <Iriez> no dcc [09:45] <MoTi> :/ [09:46] <Iriez> you can email it to me [email protected] [09:46] <MoTi> it's 2.5 megs [09:46] <MoTi> is that alright? [09:46] <Iriez> yep [09:46] <Iriez> i've got no limit [09:46] <Iriez> its *my* mailserver =p [09:47] <MoTi> nice  [09:47] <MoTi> it's on its way [09:47] <MoTi> give it a few [09:50] <MoTi> okay [09:50] <MoTi> it be there [09:50] <MoTi> hope you likes [09:52] <Iriez> did you do the drums yourself? [09:52] <MoTi> i stumbled upon some loops [09:52] <MoTi> but i could, i was just lazy [09:52] <Iriez> I dig it...but it needs more of a theme [09:53] <Iriez> like that mario sample in the beggining [09:53] <MoTi> do you recognize it? [09:53] <Iriez> you need more samples [09:54] <Iriez> more mario, luigi....peach....n stuff [09:54] <MoTi> mehh [09:54] <MoTi> that's kinda chezy [09:54] <MoTi> cheezy even [09:54] <Iriez> cheezy? no way [09:54] <Iriez> You dont like sampling? [09:54] <MoTi> definitely [09:54] <Iriez> that shit would be way dope [09:54] <Iriez> you just have to do it the right way [09:54] <MoTi> there is no right way [09:54] <Iriez> lol [09:54] <Iriez> apparently you dont listen to hip hop [09:55] <MoTi> oversampling is oversampling [09:55] <MoTi> so surreal is a hiphop emulator? [09:55] <Iriez> I've seen entire songs made out of sampling and mixing that is waaay dope [09:55] * Iriez sighs [09:55] <Iriez> If you cant keep up its cool. [09:55] <Iriez> I was making a reference to sampling [09:55] <Iriez> The point is if you have theme music there must be a theme [09:55] <MoTi> i was aware of that [09:56] <Iriez> the theme is surreal 64 [09:56] <Iriez> which is nintendo64 [09:56] <MoTi> considering its from mario 64, i figured it would be "theme enough" [09:56] <Iriez> having one little blurb doesnt make a theme [09:56] <MoTi> did you ever play it? [09:56] <Iriez> having continous references does [09:56] <Iriez> yes, i did. [09:56] <Iriez> i knew where it was from [09:56] <MoTi> obviously not too far [09:56] <MoTi> did you make it to the water level? [09:56] <Iriez> i beat it [09:56] <MoTi> *claps* [09:57] <Iriez> yea, real hard. [09:57] <MoTi> i'll dcc you a medal if you want [09:57] <Iriez> lol, are you trying to get your song in surreal64 ? [09:57] <Iriez> Because your workin yourself backwards talkin shit = ) [09:58] <MoTi> i dont really care either way, only trying to contribute [09:58] <Iriez> Well then you can take my critisism as constructive and do what you will, either way i dont care [09:58] <Iriez> lates [09:58] <MoTi> didnt realize you had ANY music experience [09:59] <Iriez> is this artynerd? [09:59] <MoTi> yes it is [09:59] <Iriez> mkay [10:00] <MoTi> and that matters why? [10:00] <Iriez> It doesnt, i was just checkin. [10:00] <Iriez> late [10:04] <MoTi> well, i'll just have to talk to odd or lantus [10:04] <MoTi> i'm sorry i wasted my time with you [11:01] <MoTi> <- <Iriez> i was going to relay it anyways to them [11:01] No such nick/channel [20:49] <Iriez> . [20:49] No such nick/channel Session Close: Sun Jul 18 20:49:24 2004 |
When i heard the song i liked it. I have my own tastes, so i thought i would throw in a few opinions in hopes to make the song better (mind you 'better' is just a opinion based on personal preference, and i dont see anything wrong with that). As anyone could see, he took my critisism with direct negativity, and took the conversation in the wrong direction. What am i supposed to do, say "oh hay, its kool buday, even thou u r bein a dik, i'll just sit hare and suk ur dik". As i said, i relayed it to both lantus and oDD that night, and both listened to it. I did this despite the fact that you are a complete and total tool, because i respect *their* opinions and decisions on the matter infinitly more than my own.
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| You're just a tester. All it takes is someone with basic motor skills and A LOT of spare time. Mindless Grunt work. The bitch-boy of Surreal64. You're as replaceable as the diapers you wear. |
You dont have the *slighest* idea of what i have contributed to the project, aswell as personal contributions to both lantus or oDD. If i was a 'bitch boy', then do you *really* think oDD and lantus would back me up as they always do? If so, then are you implying that lantus and oDD are feable minded, perhaps weak in asserting their true feelings? Either way you struck out.
Post by: Mephiska on August 25, 2004, 07:43:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on August 25, 2004, 07:55:00 PM
og i don't even like spam anyway, tastes like shit
so anyway, since i've been gone for a little bit just wondering if there was any word on surreal v2
Post by: Iriez on August 25, 2004, 09:57:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 25 2004, 08:58 PM) |
| this spamming thread turned out to be a flaming thread |
Well yea, that was the point.
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| There are no limitations in this thread (except for the obvious: no linking to roms, warez, and all the other good common sense rules), so you can bash each other to death, post pictures of your girlfriends (or boyfriends you slutty fat nerds), show your latest beats, art, or political viewpoints. |
This is exactly where any crap like this should be = ) I havnt put a effort into a internet forum argument in a while, so gotta brush up ma skillz.
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 25, 2004, 09:58:00 PM
anywhoo i have never asked or cared much about surreal2 untill now. since this is a spam thread i am starting to wonder WTF. i really dont care to have it to play any new games. Surreal1 works JUST fine for my game play of mario cart. so i have no need for it. But xbins hasnt had shit for new stuff to put on my xbox and with the slowing down of development on mameox i got nothing new to ftp to my xbox but porn.
so i as well am gonna start the surreal2 chant why? because i havent had to wait even this long for sex. and if surreal2 is gonna be better then sex ...well
and why isnt likkl posting in here she has to have somethign to say ...however i must say she is kiking ass in- name that game.
Post by: Dolfhin on August 25, 2004, 10:51:00 PM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 26 2004, 06:00 AM) |
| This is exactly where any crap like this should be = ) I havnt put a effort into a internet forum argument in a while, so gotta brush up ma skillz. |
So have I
I'll be your flaming partner and flame you like a real n00b would do :| CODE |
OMFG Iriez !!!111!!!111!!!11!! Nobody is guing to kare about piktures ur mumma made shuw u some reeally guud pictures!@@@@@!@@@@!!!!! Muke of of yur gay bofried and u havong a gud time in bed or maybu u and my mumma sunce se is piad to du stuff luke thut all dy lung!!11111!!!!! You thunk u a cull moderator huh? wel i gutta say this to you : U have a hairy A$$ und wear small pants!!!!!!1111!!!1 I Pwnzd u jkust like everybudy always does with me!!!!!11111!!!! cuaz i call evubody gayzzz whiele i dunt know thut my favirite southpark dude is ghay tu!!@!!!@@@@21111!@!! |
Is this fine? or should I add some more ''!!111!!!1'' and some more ''Yur mummy ficked mi lastest night!!!!111''?
Post by: artynerdX on August 25, 2004, 11:34:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| However, in real life (yes, it does exist), things like your health, physical capabilities, looks, personality *and* intelligence matter. Im so sorry that you cant have it all = / |
I feel guilty now, because I do have it all. I'd tell you I've dated Revlon models, but I know you wouldn't believe me, since you're so accustomed to lying about your own personal life to impress others.
| QUOTE |
| You've tried what you label 'extreme' activities. They dont suit you. [read above for <insult here>]. So its just a label they put on it so we purchase things huh? Well i dont know about you, but I have been skiing since i was 5. I got heavily into street/flatland freestyle bmx for about ten years. I've snowboarded for about 7 years. I've played soccer my whole life. You can *literally* count the number of 'consumer related' products i have towards those 'sports' on your fingers. Yea, what a goddamn pitiful consumer whore i am. Let me hang my head in shame as i relentlessly spend my hard earned money on worthless merchandise. I mean, these things...they arnt *really* fun or anything. They have not improved my lifestyle in any way or manner. They have not made me happy, or exhilirated....ever. Their only purpose is to provoke consumers to purchase related products, and to annoy fat little nerds that vent over the internet at how lame people are that do 'extreme sports'. |
Wow, seems like I stepped into a delicate topic. Yes, you are a consumer whore. Xtreme sports are flashy, trendy, and marketable, just like MTV. Why don't we hear about Xtreme swimming, or Xtreme jogging? Because they can't be marketed. Why sell $2 noseplugs when you can market flashy mountain bikes for thousands of dollars? Oh that's right, you do it to "stay in shape". Did you know that swimming is THE BEST form of exercise? Did you know that you can lace up a pair of shoes and run around the block? Yes, it's free and it's exercise! So then you must do it for the exhilaration, right? Weee, I'm 2 feet in the air! Quick mom, take a picture so that I can post it on the boards! That's so damn extreme that I can barely speak.
| QUOTE |
| are you implying that lantus and oDD are feable minded, perhaps weak in asserting their true feelings? |
I wouldn't jump to those conclusions. I would probably say that they have a good thing going, what with you having loads of free time to do their bidding. I would probably overlook your poor qualities if I had a personal bitch of your calibur, too.
| QUOTE |
| The rest is not worthy of any retort. |
... As you proceed to post again, about my very same post, quoting me 4 more times in the process. Did you happen to miss the EDIT button? That's just embarassing, especially for someone who's supposed to be our "leader".
| QUOTE |
| that deserves a(sic) xbox-scene-tard award. |
Instead of asking for it back, he earns it in a big way. Nice going, champ.
| QUOTE |
| gotta brush up ma skillz. |
Considering the amount of "skillz" you posses, I did a little research on your behalf and came across the perfect brush; a 20/0. DOorDICE.com is currently selling them for only 3.99!
Post by: Shawn_ on August 25, 2004, 11:35:00 PM
Post by: ofbz on August 25, 2004, 11:53:00 PM
Post by: ofbz on August 25, 2004, 11:58:00 PM
Post by: Dolfhin on August 26, 2004, 12:17:00 AM
| QUOTE (ofbz @ Aug 26 2004, 07:56 AM) |
| soooo.... who do you guys think is winning till now... iriez or arty(wathever)??? ... we should keep scores... or make a poll |
C'mon guys i wrote a perfectly fine flame post to I think i should deserve some credits for my work to.
I didn't spend 40 second of my live to be ignored I could call the Xbox service centrum if i wanted to do that.
Post by: ofbz on August 26, 2004, 01:09:00 AM
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 26 2004, 08:20 AM) |
| C'mon guys i wrote a perfectly fine flame post to I think i should deserve some credits for my work to. I didn't spend 40 second of my live to be ignored I could call the Xbox service centrum if i wanted to do that. |
become a mod... or make a mod bann you... then you can be on the poll
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 26, 2004, 01:45:00 AM
as for the winner irez has clout, art... is just a security guard that is currently on bed rest because he sprained his groind, chasing what later turned out to be a mother racoon. and wont be put down by the man on a internet group where his unknown peers can laugh at him for such.
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 26, 2004, 01:50:00 AM
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=265596
isnt it funny how the new surreal2 questions come from people with 1-2 posts that joined in the last day. Wonder how many of you out there are making up new names so that we dont flame you?
OR is this the master3 in cogneato ...it sounds like a question he would ask tryign to be smart.
edit ... haha i found master 3 being a dumbass as always
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=264444
any way he makes up some shit about OXM its boring but i noticed it has 17 pages, thought hrm and clicked on the last one...
as it turns out we arnt the only master3 haters
http://boards.gamefa...5807373&page=17
read mid page From: Slam Shut | Posted: 8/20/2004 1:45:17 PM
Post by: Iriez on August 26, 2004, 06:14:00 AM
| QUOTE (artynerdX @ Aug 26 2004, 12:37 AM) |
| Why don't we hear about Xtreme swimming, or Xtreme jogging? Because they can't be marketed. |
Uh, its called 'iron man', and turn on the olympics. *sigh*
| QUOTE |
| Why sell $2 noseplugs when you can market flashy mountain bikes for thousands of dollars? Oh that's right, you do it to "stay in shape". Did you know that swimming is THE BEST form of exercise? Did you know that you can lace up a pair of shoes and run around the block? Yes, it's free and it's exercise! |
Yes, i did know swimming is the best form of excersise, hence me swimming in my pool often. My brother played varisty water polo. I also run weekly. k thx.
Anyways, this has been fun and all, but its reached the level where not much intellectual gain can be accomplished, and its rather boring arguing with you now.
Have fun with the thread.
Post by: King Gumba on August 26, 2004, 09:22:00 AM
Post by: Dolfhin on August 26, 2004, 12:25:00 PM
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 26 2004, 08:20 AM) |
| C'mon guys i wrote a perfectly fine flame post to I think i should deserve some credits for my work to. I didn't spend 40 second of my live to be ignored I could call the Xbox service centrum if i wanted to do that. |
You can now call the Mod Dolhin, FUckhead Dolfhin, Twad Dolfhin or just Homer Dolfhin.
@ Shawn_
Like in Shawn of the dead?
Post by: deathx88 on August 26, 2004, 03:55:00 PM
| QUOTE (SpudGunMan @ Aug 26 2004, 06:01 AM) |
| you cant find out where i live |
what?
thats why i installed a tracking device in your brain
damn, but i also put them in several squirles
iriez, i just saw your sig, that links to your avatar, lol
artynerd, just wondering how many accounts you have now
you are now worthy of a ban *clap* *clap*
| QUOTE |
| Like in Shawn of the dead? |
*plays the obvious drum line thats always played after someone tells a joke*
Post by: Iriez on August 26, 2004, 08:12:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerdX @ Aug 26 2004, 09:25 AM) |
| Speaking of Olympics, wrestling would call your last post a TAP OUT, or a SUBMISSION. It was fun, thanks for losing. |
The only thing i submitted to was a admission of lameness spread throughout this thread.
PS- Its not about winning or losing, this is the internet remember? But if that makes you sleep better at night, go ahead and keep thinkin that ; )
Post by: A@ron on August 26, 2004, 08:33:00 PM
Post by: Iriez on August 26, 2004, 09:36:00 PM
Get over it kid.
Post by: ofbz on August 27, 2004, 04:02:00 AM
or will he be an outlaw forever...???
find out in the next episode of (crap... can't think of anything...)
Post by: ofbz on August 27, 2004, 04:06:00 AM
let's make a poll...
-should iriez give unban and give back artynerd original account (so everything goes back to normal)???
-should artynerd be kept banned (although he keeps comming back making iriez's life a living hell)???
(yeah SPAM)
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 27, 2004, 06:09:00 AM
should artynerd be kept banned (although he keeps comming back making iriez's life a living hell)???
he is keeping it to spam fourm so its not hell.
also if he is unbaned you gotta unban em all ...dont you remember kindergarden?
Post by: Morien on August 27, 2004, 08:07:00 AM
| QUOTE (artynerd eleventeen @ Aug 27 2004, 08:24 AM) |
| The fact that yours is so beaten and bruised that you have nothing to take issue with? |
Hahaha, maan. Shit.
Xbox-scene forums are more serious then I realised!
Post by: ejx982 on August 27, 2004, 08:40:00 AM
2+2 = 5 ; Well I'm wrong, but that doesn't mean that your answer of 2 + 2 = 7, *IS* right.
At least he admited his fault, while you are still bitching that you are 100%, not a shred of guilt, inocent.
If you stopped up and found the fault in your areas, maybe the situation would be diferent.
ejx982
P.S. Should Irez unban 'em? Think about it, during multiple choice tests, you always go on your first gut answer, never change it or you'll be sorry!!
Post by: VampX on August 27, 2004, 10:43:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on August 27, 2004, 10:53:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Aug 27 2004, 09:10 AM) |
| Xbox-scene forums are more serious then I realised! |
Yea i know, some of these jigga's are hardcore.
I just wanted to entertain myself for a little bit, and got bored. Obscene comeback after obscene comeback starts to get redundant.
Besides, its obvious by the tones of his last few posts as to who *really* has issues.
In his own words...
Would you like me to dcc you a medal?
VIKTORY IS MIEN! I HAV WON ON TEH INTRANET! LOOK AT HOW BIG MY BRIAN IS!
Retarded.
Post by: haileymegs on August 27, 2004, 10:58:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 27 2004, 06:46 PM) |
| Quick Question, Is it worth getting Street Fighter Alpha 3 on Dreamcast when i can allready play the psx & Arcade versions? any big improvements / better music / more characters / ?? I'm ebaying ya see |
I know the Dreamcast Version has less frames dropped from it than the PSX version.
But there isnt much difference between any of the versions. Unless you just want to complete a Street Fighter shrine collection type deal
Post by: chilin_dude on August 27, 2004, 11:17:00 AM
| QUOTE (ofbz @ Aug 27 2004, 11:09 AM) |
| or better yet.... let's make a poll... -should iriez give unban and give back artynerd original account (so everything goes back to normal)??? -should artynerd be kept banned (although he keeps comming back making iriez's life a living hell)??? (yeah SPAM) |
I vote for:
-should iriez give unban and give back artynerd original account (so everything goes back to normal)???
Because I feel thats the rightfull thing to do.
Post by: artynerd infinity on August 27, 2004, 12:33:00 PM
Here's a physical interpretation of what's happened so far. I've knocked you down, kicked you in the ribs, kicked sand in your face, laughed at your bloody, beaten, incapacitated body, but it's like you're still grabbing at pieces of grass to throw at me, thinking maybe that will be my weakness and you'll somehow come out the victor. You have lost. Why won't you just lay there and accept defeat?
You really need to just forget about this whole incident, because you're losing A LOT of respect as a moderator, I guarantee that. If I were you, I would delete this SPAM thread, give me back my account, unblock my IP, and start the forgetting process ASAP. I would change my avatar, change my signature, and pretend like it never happened. Trust me, you would be better off that way, and you might get some of the respect back that you lost. It's your best option at this point.
Post by: CGMneon on August 27, 2004, 04:51:00 PM
--unknown--
Post by: artynerd infinity on August 27, 2004, 08:41:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| "Winning an internet debate is a lot like winning the special olympics: You're still retarded." |
Yet another saying to make people feel better by compairing themselves to those born with mental defects. Why not go ahead and trash talk all the sperm in your dad's load that didn't make it to your mom's egg in time? You sure showed them, heck, you were the best amongst millions, right? People will sink to any level to boost their little egos.
So a debate is not a debate unless it happens with real-life voices? I would argue to say debates work better via the written word, as you can take the time to articulate thoughts properly, as opposed to being in a shouting contest, which most IRL debates fall victim to. You just can't beat the clarity of black-on-white English.
Post by: Dolfhin on August 27, 2004, 11:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (artynerd infinity @ Aug 28 2004, 04:44 AM) |
| You just can't beat the clarity of black-on-white English. |
Actually it's more like black on a strange-sort-of-green English.
Post by: Shawn_ on August 28, 2004, 12:17:00 AM
| QUOTE (artynerd infinity @ Aug 27 2004, 10:44 PM) |
| Yet another saying to make people feel better by compairing themselves to those born with mental defects. Why not go ahead and trash talk all the sperm in your dad's load that didn't make it to your mom's egg in time? You sure showed them, heck, you were the best amongst millions, right? People will sink to any level to boost their little egos. So a debate is not a debate unless it happens with real-life voices? I would argue to say debates work better via the written word, as you can take the time to articulate thoughts properly, as opposed to being in a shouting contest, which most IRL debates fall victim to. You just can't beat the clarity of black-on-white English. |
no-one wants you here, go away.
Post by: Iriez on August 28, 2004, 12:21:00 AM
| QUOTE (artynerd infinity @ Aug 27 2004, 09:44 PM) |
| So a debate is not a debate unless it happens with real-life voices? I would argue to say debates work better via the written word, as you can take the time to articulate thoughts properly, as opposed to being in a shouting contest, which most IRL debates fall victim to. You just can't beat the clarity of black-on-white English. |
I hear where your coming from, and your logic is fair, yet i would have to argue that quicker wit is what makes a verbal debate, and quicker wit is what is important in *real* life.
When your getting robbed you dont have 5 minutes to consider a opinion.
When your being tested you dont have time to study a book.
Contemplation and patient thinking is wise, but doesnt determine the brain's natural reactions. Internal nature is what makes a person.
| QUOTE |
| Still can't shut up, can you? And why, may I ask, is that? What are you doing to "better" this situation? You're still hurling insults. You're still trying to win this thing, it's pathetic. Here's a physical interpretation of what's happened so far. I've knocked you down, kicked you in the ribs, kicked sand in your face, laughed at your bloody, beaten, incapacitated body, but it's like you're still grabbing at pieces of grass to throw at me, thinking maybe that will be my weakness and you'll somehow come out the victor. You have lost. Why won't you just lay there and accept defeat? You really need to just forget about this whole incident, because you're losing A LOT of respect as a moderator, I guarantee that. If I were you, I would delete this SPAM thread, give me back my account, unblock my IP, and start the forgetting process ASAP. I would change my avatar, change my signature, and pretend like it never happened. Trust me, you would be better off that way, and you might get some of the respect back that you lost. It's your best option at this point. |
All i really gotta say is that my signature and avatar will stay forever. I have not kept my avatar and sig emtpy for 2 years because i am impatient. I stand by decisions because i think them out before i do them. Regret is the folly of mistakes, and i dont feel it over the internet. The fact that you are so adamant about this is obscene. Like i cannot even understand the strength of your emotions over such a trivial thing. You mean...you ... *really* care? Wow. This is must a robot must feel when trying to interpret human emotions.
Gay.
Post by: artynerd infinity on August 28, 2004, 12:48:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| Actually it's more like black on a strange-sort-of-green English. |
It's grey (or gray). The green highlights and accents trick your eye into thinking it's part of the same gradient. I've taken graphic design classes where the assignment was to take a color and make it look completely different when surrounded by other colors. Nifty stuff.
| QUOTE |
| I hear where your coming from, and your logic is fair, yet i would have to argue that quicker wit is what makes a verbal debate, and quicker wit is what is important in *real* life. |
And I hear where you're coming from. Written word, however, can be more powerful in certain situations. For example, at my place of work, a verbal complaint is usually met with a refund. A written complaint is a BIG no-no, and corporate allows us 3 of those per month. My point? Anyone can whine like a baby, but when people write down their thoughts, important people take notice.
| QUOTE |
| All i really gotta say is that my signature and avatar will stay forever. |
So what I've said will then stay with you forever. I'm truly flattered.
| QUOTE |
| I stand by decisions because i think them out before i do them. Regret is the folly of mistakes, and i dont feel it over the internet. |
You're one of those people who think anonymity = no consequences for your actions, therefore you can act however you want. Unfortunately, you want to act like an asshole.
| QUOTE |
| The fact that you are so adamant about this is obscene. Like i cannot even understand the strength of your emotions over such a trivial thing. You mean...you ... *really* care? |
Obviously you care more than I do.
1) You created this topic.
2) Your avitar and sig reflect what I've said.
3) You respond to everthing I type.
If you didn't care, you wouldn't even look at what I have to say... Buuuut you do, so you're a hypocrite.
| QUOTE |
| Gay. |
I like your new sig, it sums up your Xtreme lifestyle.
Post by: Morien on August 28, 2004, 03:30:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| Yet another saying to make people feel better by compairing themselves to those born with mental defects. ... People will sink to any level to boost their little egos. |
Speak it!
Post by: SpudGunMan on August 28, 2004, 05:01:00 AM
lol at CGMneon
agree w/ Shawn_
art*** you are still a tool
WHY ISNT THEMASTER3 IN HERE?
also you guys need to post smaller posts i dont even read them any more just the funny quotes.
Post by: Morien on August 28, 2004, 09:49:00 AM
Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, there is one anciently common to most towns, great or small: to wit, a workhouse; and in this workhouse was born; on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events; the item of mortality whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter.
For a long time after it was ushered into this world of sorrow and trouble, by the parish surgeon, it remained a matter of considerable doubt whether the child would survive to bear any name at all; in which case it is somewhat more than probable that these memoirs would never have appeared; or, if they had, that being comprised within a couple of pages, they would have possessed the inestimable merit of being the most concise and faithful specimen of biography, extant in the literature of any age or country.
Although I am not disposed to maintain that the being born in a workhouse, is in itself the most fortunate and enviable circumstance that can possibly befall a human being, I do mean to say that in this particular instance, it was the best thing for Oliver Twist that could by possibility have occurred. The fact is, that there was considerable difficulty in inducing Oliver to take upon himself the office of respiration,- a troublesome practice, but one which custom has rendered necessary to our easy existence; and for some time he lay gasping on a little flock mattress, rather unequally poised between this world and the next: the balance being decidedly in favour of the latter. Now, if, during this brief period, Oliver had been surrounded by careful grandmothers, anxious aunts, experienced nurses, and doctors of profound wisdom, he would most inevitably and indubitably have been killed in no time. There being nobody by, however, but a pauper old woman, who was rendered rather misty by an unwonted allowance of beer; and a parish surgeon who did such matters by contract; Oliver and Nature fought out the point between them. The result was, that, after a few struggles, Oliver breathed, sneezed, and proceeded to advertise to the inmates of the workhouse the fact of a new burden having been imposed upon the parish, by setting up as loud a cry as could reasonably have been expected from a male infant who had not been possessed of that very useful appendage, a voice, for a much longer space of time than three minutes and a quarter.
As Oliver gave this first proof of the free and proper action of his lungs, the patchwork coverlet which was carelessly flung over the iron bedstead, rustled; the pale face of a young woman was raised feebly from the pillow; and a faint voice imperfectly articulated the words, "Let me see the child, and die."
The surgeon had been sitting with his face turned towards the fire: giving the palms of his hands a warm and a rub alternately. As the young woman spoke, he rose, and advancing to the bed's head, said, with more kindness than might have been expected of him:
"Oh, you must not talk about dying yet."
"Lor bless her heart, no!" interposed the nurse, hastily depositing in her pocket a green glass bottle, the contents of which she had been tasting in a corner with evident satisfaction. "Lor bless her dear heart, when she has lived as long as I have, sir, and had thirteen children of her own, and all on 'em dead except two, and them in the wurkus with me, she'll know better than to take on in that way, bless her dear heart! Think what it is to be a mother, there's a dear young lamb, do."
Apparently this consolatory perspective of a mother's prospects failed in producing its due effect. The patient shook her head, and stretched out her hand towards the child.
The surgeon deposited it in her arms. She imprinted her cold white lips passionately on its forehead; passed her hands over her face; gazed wildly round; shuddered; fell back- and died. They chafed her breast, hands, and temples; but the blood had stopped for ever. They talked of hope and comfort. They had been strangers too long.
"It's all over, Mrs. Thingummy!" said the surgeon at last.
"Ah, poor dear, so it is!" said the nurse, picking up the cork of the green bottle, which had fallen out on the pillow, as she stooped to take up the child. "Poor dear!"
"You needn't mind sending up to me, if the child cries, nurse," said the surgeon, putting on his gloves with great deliberation. "It's very likely it ®willĀÆ * be troublesome. Give it a little gruel if it is." He put on his hat, and, pausing by the bed-side on his way to the door, added, "She was a good-looking girl, too; where did she come from?"
"She was brought here last night," replied the old woman, "by the overseer's order. She was found lying in the street. She had walked some distance, for her shoes were worn to pieces; but where she came from, or where she was going to, nobody knows."
The surgeon leaned over the body, and raised the left hand. "The old story," he said, shaking his head: "no wedding ring, I see. Ah! Good night!"
The medical gentleman walked away to dinner; and the nurse, having once more applied herself to the green bottle, sat down on a low chair before the fire, and proceeded to dress the infant.
What an excellent example of the power of dress, young Oliver Twist was! Wrapped in the blanket which had hitherto formed his only covering, he might have been the child of a nobleman or a beggar; it would have been hard for the haughtiest stranger to have assigned him his proper station in society. But now that he was enveloped in the old calico robes which had grown yellow in the same service, he was badged and ticketed, and fell into his place at once- a parish child- the orphan of a workhouse- the humble, half-starved drudge- to be cuffed and buffeted through the world- despised by all, and pitied by none.
Oliver cried lustily. If he could have known that he was an orphan, left to the tender mercies of churchwardens and overseers, perhaps he would have cried the louder.
...
Post by: Morien on August 28, 2004, 09:52:00 AM
Treats of Oliver Twist's growth, education, and board.
For the next eight or ten months, Oliver was the victim of a systematic course of treachery and deception. He was brought up by hand. The hungry and destitute situation of the infant orphan was duly reported by the workhouse authorities to the parish authorities. The parish authorities inquired with dignity of the workhouse authorities, whether there was no female then domiciled in "the house" who was in a situation to impart to Oliver Twist, the consolation and nourishment of which he stood in need. The workhouse authorities replied with humility, that there was not. Upon this the parish authorities magnanimously and humanely resolved, that Oliver should be "farmed," or, in other words, that he should be despatched to a branch-workhouse some three miles off, where twenty or thirty other juvenile offenders against the poor-laws, rolled about the floor all day, without the inconvenience of too much food or too much clothing, under the parental superintendence of an elderly female, who received the culprits at and for the consideration of sevenpence-halfpenny per small head per week. Sevenpence-halfpenny's worth per week is a good round diet for a child; a great deal may be got for sevenpence-halfpenny, quite enough to overload its stomach, and make it uncomfortable. The elderly female was a woman of wisdom and experience; she knew what was good for children; and she had a very accurate perception of what was good for herself. So, she appropriated the greater part of the weekly stipend to her own use, and consigned the rising parochial generation to even a shorter allowance than was originally provided for them. Thereby finding in the lowest depth a deeper still; and proving herself a very great experimental philosopher.
Everybody knows the story of another experimental philosopher who had a great theory about a horse being able to live without eating, and who demonstrated it so well, that he got his own horse down to a straw a day, and would unquestionably have rendered him a very spirited and rampacious animal on nothing at all, if he had not died, four-and-twenty hours before he was to have had his first comfortable bait of air. Unfortunately for the experimental philosophy of the female to whose protecting care Oliver Twist was delivered over, a similar result usually attended the operation of ®herĀÆ system; for at the very moment when a child had contrived to exist upon the smallest possible portion of the weakest possible food, it did perversely happen in eight and a half cases out of ten, either that it sickened from want and cold, or fell into the fire from neglect, or got half-smothered by accident; in any one of which cases, the miserable little being was usually summoned into another world, and there gathered to the fathers it had never known in this.
Occasionally, when there was some more than usually interesting inquest upon a parish child who had been overlooked in turning up a bedstead, or inadvertently scalded to death when there happened to be a washing- though the latter accident was very scarce, anything approaching to a washing being of rare occurrence in the farm- the jury would take it into their heads to ask troublesome questions, or the parishioners would rebelliously affix their signatures to a remonstrance. But these impertinences were speedily checked by the evidence of the surgeon, and the testimony of the beadle; the former of whom had always opened the body and found nothing inside (which was very probable indeed), and the latter of whom invariably swore whatever the parish wanted; which was very self-devotional. Besides, the board made periodical pilgrimages to the farm, and always sent the beadle the day before, to say they were going. The children were neat and clean to behold, when ®theyĀÆ went; and what more would the people have!
It cannot be expected that this system of farming would produce any very extraordinary or luxuriant crop. Oliver Twist's ninth birth-day found him a pale thin child, somewhat diminutive in stature, and decidedly small in circumference. But nature or inheritance had implanted a good sturdy spirit in Oliver's breast. It had had plenty of room to expand, thanks to the spare diet of the establishment; and perhaps to this circumstance may be attributed his having any ninth birth-day at all. Be this as it may, however, it was his ninth birth-day; and he was keeping it in the coal-cellar with a select party of two other young gentlemen, who, after participating with him in a sound thrashing, had been locked up for atrociously presuming to be hungry, when Mrs. Mann, the good lady of the house, was unexpectedly startled by the apparition of Mr. Bumble, the beadle, striving to undo the wicket of the garden-gate.
"Goodness gracious! Is that you, Mr. Bumble, sir?" said Mrs. Mann, thrusting her head out of the window in well-affected ecstasies of joy. "(Susan, take Oliver and them two brats up stairs, and wash 'em directly.) My heart alive! Mr. Bumble, how glad I am to see you, sure-ly!"
Now, Mr. Bumble was a fat man, and a choleric; so, instead of responding to this open-hearted salutation in a kindred spirit, he gave the little wicket a tremendous shake, and then bestowed upon it a kick which could have emanated from no leg but a beadle's.
"Lor, only think," said Mrs. Mann, running out,- for the three boys had been removed by this time,- "only think of that! That I should have forgotten that the gate was bolted on the inside, on account of them dear children! Walk in, sir; walk in, pray, Mr. Bumble, do, sir."
Although this invitation was accompanied with a curtsey that might have softened the heart of a churchwarden, it by no means mollified the beadle.
"Do you think this respectful or proper conduct, Mrs. Mann," inquired Mr. Bumble, grasping his cane, "to keep the parish officers a waiting at your garden-gate, when they come here upon porochial business connected with the porochial orphans? Are you aweer, Mrs. Mann, that you are, as I may say, a porochial delegate, and a stipendiary?"
"I'm sure, Mr. Bumble, that I was only a telling one or two of the dear children as is so fond of you, that it was you a coming," replied Mrs. Mann with great humility.
Mr. Bumble had a great idea of his oratorical powers and his importance. He had displayed the one, and vindicated the other. He relaxed.
"Well, well, Mrs. Mann," he replied in a calmer tone; "it may be as you say; it may be. Lead the way in, Mrs. Mann, for I come on business, and have something to say."
Mrs. Mann ushered the beadle into a small parlour with a brick floor; placed a seat for him; and officiously deposited his cocked hat and cane on the table before him. Mr. Bumble wiped from his forehead the perspiration which his walk had engendered, glanced complacently at the cocked hat, and smiled. Yes, he smiled. Beadles are but men; and Mr. Bumble smiled.
"Now don't you be offended at what I'm a going to say," observed Mrs. Mann, with captivating sweetness. "You've had a long walk, you know, or I wouldn't mention it. Now, will you take a little drop of somethink, Mr. Bumble?"
"Not a drop. Not a drop," said Mr. Bumble, waving his right hand in a dignified, but placid manner.
"I think you will," said Mrs. Mann, who had noticed the tone of the refusal, and the gesture that had accompanied it. "Just a leetle drop, with a little cold water, and a lump of sugar."
Mr. Bumble coughed.
"Now, just a leetle drop," said Mrs. Mann persuasively.
"What is it?" inquired the beadle.
"Why, it's what I'm obliged to keep a little of in the house to put into the blessed infants' Daffy, when they ain't well, Mr. Bumble," replied Mrs. Mann as she opened a corner cupboard, and took down a bottle and glass. "It's gin. I'll not deceive you, Mr. B. It's gin."
"Do you give the children Daffy, Mrs. Mann?" inquired Bumble, following with his eyes the interesting process of mixing.
"Ah, bless 'em, that I do, dear as it is," replied the nurse. "I couldn't see 'em suffer before my very eyes, you know, sir."
"No;" said Mr. Bumble approvingly; "no, you could not. You are a humane woman, Mrs. Mann." (Here she set down the glass.) "I shall take a early opportunity of mentioning it to the board, Mrs. Mann." (He drew it towards him.) "You feel as a mother, Mrs. Mann." (He stirred the gin-and-water.) "I- I drink your health with cheerfulness, Mrs. Mann;" and he swallowed half of it.
"And now about business," said the beadle, taking out a leathern pocket-book. "The child that was half-baptized, Oliver Twist, is nine year old to-day."
"Bless him!" interposed Mrs. Mann, inflaming her left eye with the corner of her apron.
"And notwithstanding a offered reward of ten pound, which was afterwards increased to twenty pound. Notwithstanding the most superlative, and, I may say, supernat'ral exertions on the part of this parish," said Bumble, "we have never been able to discover who is his father, or what was his mother's settlement, name, or con-dition.
Mrs. Mann raised her hands in astonishment; but added, after a moment's reflection, "How comes he to have any name at all, then?"
The beadle drew himself up with great pride, and said, "I inwented it."
"You, Mr. Bumble!"
"I, Mrs. Mann. We name our fondlings in alphabetical order. The last was a S,- Swubble, I named him. This was a T,- Twist, I named ®him.ĀÆ The next one as comes will be Unwin, and the next Vilkins. I have got names ready made to the end of the alphabet, and all the way through it again, when we come to Z."
"Why, you're quite a literary character, sir!" said Mrs. Mann.
"Well, well," said the beadle, evidently gratified with the compliment; "perhaps I may be. Perhaps I may be, Mrs. Mann." He finished the gin-and-water, and added, "Oliver being now too old to remain here, the board have determined to have him back into the house. I have come out myself to take him there. So let me see him at once.
"I'll fetch him directly," said Mrs. Mann, leaving the room for that purpose. Oliver, having had by this time as much of the outer coat of dirt which encrusted his face and hands, removed, as could be scrubbed off in one washing, was led into the room by his benevolent protectress.
"Make a bow to the gentleman, Oliver," said Mrs. Mann.
Oliver made a bow, which was divided between the beadle on the chair, and the cocked hat on the table.
"Will you go along with me, Oliver?" said Mr. Bumble, in a majestic voice.
Oliver was about to say that he would go along with anybody with great readiness, when, glancing upward, he caught sight of Mrs. Mann, who had got behind the beadle's chair, and was shaking her fist at him with a furious countenance. He took the hint at once, for the fist had been too often impressed upon his body not to be deeply impressed upon his recollection.
"Will ®sheĀÆ go with me?" inquired poor Oliver.
"No, she can't," replied Mr. Bumble. "But she'll come and see you sometimes."
This was no very great consolation to the child. Young as he was, however, he had sense enough to make a feint of feeling great regret at going away. It was no very difficult matter for the boy to call tears into his eyes. Hunger and recent ill-usage are great assistants if you want to cry; and Oliver cried very naturally indeed. Mrs. Mann gave him a thousand embraces, and, what Oliver wanted a great deal more, a piece of bread and butter, lest he should seem too hungry when he got to the workhouse. With the slice of bread in his hand, and the little brown-cloth parish cap on his head, Oliver was then led away by Mr. Bumble from the wretched home where one kind word or look had never lighted the gloom of his infant years. And yet he burst into an agony of childish grief, as the cottage-gate closed after him. Wretched as were the little companions in misery he was leaving behind, they were the only friends he had ever known; and a sense of his loneliness in the great wide world, sank into the child's heart for the first time.
Mr. Bumble walked on with long strides; little Oliver, firmly grasping his gold-laced cuff, trotted beside him, inquiring at the end of every quarter of a mile whether they were" nearly there." To these interrogations Mr. Bumble returned very brief and snappish replies; for the temporary blandness which gin-and-water awakens in some bosoms had by this time evaporated; and he was once again a beadle.
Oliver had not been within the walls of the workhouse a quarter of an hour, and had scarcely completed the demolition of a second slice of bread, when Mr. Bumble, who had handed him over to the care of an old woman, returned; and, telling him it was a board night, informed him that the board had said he was to appear before it forthwith.
Not having a very clearly defined notion of what a live board was, Oliver was rather astounded by this intelligence, and was not quite certain whether he ought to laugh or cry. He had no time to think about the matter, however; for Mr. Bumble gave him a tap on the head, with his cane, to wake him up: and another on the back to make him lively: and bidding him follow, conducted him into a large whitewashed room, where eight or ten fat gentlemen were sitting round a table. At the top of the table, seated in an arm-chair rather higher than the rest, was a particularly fat gentleman with a very round, red face.
"Bow to the board," said Bumble. Oliver brushed away two or three tears that were lingering in his eyes; and seeing no board but the table, fortunately bowed to that.
"What's your name, boy?" said the gentleman in the high chair.
Oliver was frightened at the sight of so many gentlemen, which made him tremble: and the beadle gave him another tap behind, which made him cry. These two causes made him answer in a very low and hesitating voice; whereupon a gentleman in a white waistcoat said he was a fool. Which was a capital way of raising his spirits, and putting him quite at his ease.
"Boy," said the gentleman in the high chair, "listen to me. You know you're an orphan, I suppose?"
"What's that, sir?" inquired poor Oliver.
"The boy ®isĀÆ a fool- I thought he was," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat.
"Hush!" said the gentleman who had spoken first. "You know you've got no father or mother, and that you were brought up by the parish, don't you?"
"Yes, sir," replied Oliver, weeping bitterly.
"What are you crying for?" inquired the gentleman in the white waistcoat. And to be sure it was very extraordinary. What ®couldĀÆ the boy be crying for?
"I hope you say your prayers every night," said another gentleman in a gruff voice; "and pray for the people who feed you, and take care of you- like a Christian."
"Yes, sir," stammered the boy. The gentleman who spoke last was unconsciously right. It would have been ®veryĀÆ like a Christian, and a marvellously good Christian, too, if Oliver had prayed for the people who fed and took care of ®him.ĀÆ But he hadn't, because nobody had taught him.
"Well! You have come here to be educated, and taught a useful trade," said the red-faced gentleman in the high chair.
"So you'll begin to pick oakum to-morrow morning at six o'clock," added the surly one in the white waistcoat.
For the combination of both these blessings in the one simple process of picking oakum, Oliver bowed low by the direction of the beadle, and was then hurried away to a large ward: where, on a rough, hard bed, he sobbed himself to sleep. What a noble illustration of the tender laws of England! They let the paupers go to sleep!
Poor Oliver! He little thought, as he lay sleeping in happy unconsciousness of all around him, that the board had that very day arrived at a decision which would exercise the most material influence over all his future fortunes. But they had. And this was it:
The members of this board were very sage, deep, philosophical men; and when they came to turn their attention to the workhouse, they found out at once, what ordinary folks would never have discovered- the poor people liked it! It was a regular place of public entertainment for the poorer classes; a tavern where there was nothing to pay; a public breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper all the year round; a brick and mortar elysium, where it was all play and no work. "Oho!" said the board, looking very knowing; "we are the fellows to set this to rights; we'll stop it all, in no time." So, they established the rule, that all poor people should have the alternative (for they would compel nobody, not they), of being starved by a gradual process in the house, or by a quick one out of it. With this view, they contracted with the water-works to lay on an unlimited supply of water; and with a corn-factor to supply periodically small quantities of oatmeal; and issued three meals of thin gruel a day, with an onion twice a week, and half a roll on Sundays. They made a great many other wise and humane regulations, having reference to the ladies, which it is not necessary to repeat; kindly undertook to divorce poor married people, in consequence of the great expense of a suit in Doctors' Commons; and, instead of compelling a man to support his family, as they had theretofore done, took his family away from him, and made him a bachelor! There is no saying how many applicants for relief, under these last two heads, might have started up in all classes of society, if it had not been coupled with the workhouse; but the board were long-headed men, and had provided for this difficulty. The relief was inseparable from the workhouse and the gruel; and that frightened people.
For the first six months after Oliver Twist was removed, the system was in full operation. It was rather expensive at first, in consequence of the increase in the undertaker's bill, and the necessity of taking in the clothes of all the paupers, which fluttered loosely on their wasted, shrunken forms, after a week or two's gruel. But the number of workhouse inmates got thin as well as the paupers; and the board were in ecstasies.
The room in which the boys were fed, was a large stone hall, with a copper at one end: out of which the master, dressed in an apron for the purpose, and assisted by one or two women, ladled the gruel at meal-times. Of this festive composition each boy had one porringer, and no more- except on occasions of great public rejoicing, when he had two ounces and a quarter of bread besides. The bowls never wanted washing. The boys polished them with their spoons till they shone again; and when they had performed this operation (which never took very long, the spoons being nearly as large as the bowls), they would sit staring at the copper, with such eager eyes, as if they could have devoured the very bricks of which it was composed; employing themselves, meanwhile, in sucking their fingers most assiduously, with the view of catching up any stray splashes of gruel that might have been cast thereon. Boys have generally excellent appetites. Oliver Twist and his companions suffered the tortures of slow starvation for three months: at last they got so voracious and wild with hunger, that one boy, who was tall for his age, and hadn't been used to that sort of thing (for his father had kept a small cookshop), hinted darkly to his companions, that unless he had another basin of gruel ®per diem,ĀÆ he was afraid he might some night happen to eat the boy who slept next him, who happened to be a weakly youth of tender age. He had a wild, hungry eye; and they implicitly believed him. A council was held; lots were cast who should walk up to the master after supper that evening, and ask for more; and it fell to Oliver Twist.
The evening arrived; the boys took their places. The master, in his cook's uniform, stationed himself at the copper; his pauper assistants ranged themselves behind him; the gruel was served out; and a long grace was said over the short commons. The gruel disappeared; the boys whispered each other, and winked at Oliver; while his next neighbours nudged him. Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:
"Please, sir, I want some more."
The master was a fat, healthy man; but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupefied astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds, and then clung for support to the copper. The assistants were paralysed with wonder; the boys with fear.
"What!" said the master at length, in a faint voice.
"Please, sir," replied Oliver, "I want some more."
The master aimed a blow at Oliver's head with the ladle; pinioned him in his arms; and shrieked aloud for the beadle.
The board were sitting in solemn conclave, when Mr. Bumble rushed into the room in great excitement, and addressing the gentleman in the high chair, said,
"Mr. Limbkins, I beg your pardon, sir! Oliver Twist has asked for more!"
There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance.
"For ®more!ĀÆ" said Mr. Limbkins. "Compose yourself, Bumble, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more, after he had eaten the supper allotted by the dietary?"
"He did, sir," replied Bumble.
"That boy will be hung," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. "I know that boy will be hung."
Nobody controverted the prophetic gentleman's opinion. An animated discussion took place. Oliver was ordered into instant confinement; and a bill was next morning pasted on the outside of the gate, offering a reward of five pounds to anybody who would take Oliver Twist off the hands of the parish. In other words, five pounds and Oliver Twist were offered to any man or woman who wanted an apprentice to any trade, business, or calling.
"I never was more convinced of anything in my life," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat, as he knocked at the gate and read the bill next morning: "I never was more convinced of anything in my life, than I am that that boy will come to be hung."
As I purpose to show in the sequel whether the white-waistcoated gentleman was right or not, I should perhaps mar the interest of this narrative (supposing it to possess any at all), if I ventured to hint just yet, whether the life of Oliver Twist had this violent termination or no.
Post by: Iriez on August 28, 2004, 10:56:00 AM
Post by: Diontae18 on August 28, 2004, 11:23:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Aug 28 2004, 05:52 PM) |
| We need more spam.... |
Post by: Zyyke on August 28, 2004, 11:40:00 AM
| QUOTE (SpudGunMan @ Aug 28 2004, 01:04 PM) |
| also you guys need to post smaller posts i dont even read them any more just the funny quotes. |
I have the exact same attitude to life
Post by: Morien on August 29, 2004, 08:00:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 28 2004, 06:59 PM) |
| Before i spend 5 minutes reading all that, what exactly is it? Other than 'a story'. |
The first two chapters of Oliver Twist copied and pasted from http://www.online-li...ns/olivertwist/ and cunningly disguised as spam.
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Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 08:15:00 AM
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Sep 10 2004, 04:00 PM) |
| Consider me fan #2! |
It's even better to have 2 fans, thank you, I suppose I could post a couple more jokes while I wait for a lift into town.
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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face. "Doctor," he says, "You've got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?"
"Yes," the doctor replies.
"Well they've suddenly gone away," Murray says.
"So what's the problem?"
"I think I'm going deaf."
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Two guys walked into a bar, but the third one ducked.
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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them they are physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thank the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "To the kitchen." She asks, "Will you bring me a bowl of ice cream?" He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He says, "No I can remember that."
She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you will forget that." He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replies, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down. With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
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John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the corn flakes back in the box."
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tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing!"
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Why is a racist like a drunk?
Because whatever they say ends in a slur
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Mickey Mouse visits his lawyer one day. He says to his lawyer, "Tell me, whats the current status with the divorce to Minnie?"
His Lawyer replies, "Well I've got to tell you Mickey, I have a bit of a problem with your case. You can't just divorce your wife because she's stupid."
Mickey turns to him and says "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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A man calls home to his wife, all excited and says, "Guess what honey, I just won 6 million bucks in the lottery!! Pack your bags!"
Wife: "That's wonderful news! What shall I pack? Light clothes, warm clothes or what?"
Husband: "I don't give a shit. Just be gone when I get home!"
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A duck waddles into a hardware store and says "Hey, got any grapes?"
The clerk says "No we don't have any grapes, now get out of here!" The duck waddles out.
A little bit later, he waddles back in and says "Hey, got any grapes?" Clerk says "No I told you already and if you ask me again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!" So the duck waddles out.
Five mins later the duck waddles back in and says "Hey got any nails?" Clerk says "No."
Duck says "Good, got any grapes?"
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One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 12 inch man and a tiny piano. The 12 inch man starts playing the piano.
The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant one wish. Chooses carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks."
As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000 ducks came out of no where.
The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he said to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."
"What did you think I wanted, a foot long pianist?"
Post by: VampX on September 10, 2004, 08:28:00 AM
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 08:47:00 AM
The bartender hurries to get the guy a drink , which he finishes in one gulp.
"Man I am in so much trouble!" he says to the bartender, so the bartender pours him another drink which he drinks down as fast as the first.
"That didn't help any, man I need another drink!", he says.
The bartender, getting curious, finally asks, "Why are you in so much trouble buddy?"
The guy says, "I don't have the money to pay for these drinks."
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psychiatrist is making his rounds at an mental hospital. He walks into the first room and sees his patient pretending to dribble a basketball. He asks the guy, "Jimmy, What are you doing?"
Jimmy says, "I'm practicing to be a professional basketball player. I'm going to join the NBA and make it out of this place."
The doctor tells him, "That's great, Jimmy! I'm glad you've set some goals for yourself."
So, the doctor goes to the next room. In this one he sees his patient Tom practicing a golf swing. He asks Tom, "What are you doing?"
Tom says, "I'm going to be a great golfer, and go play on the PGA tour, and get out of here someday!"
He says to Tom, "That's wonderful! Keep practicing. I wish you the best."
So, he moves on to the next room. When he opens the door to this room, he sees his patient lying on the floor with his pants around his ankles, masturbating with peanuts. He looks at this guy and he says, "Jeez, Billy! What the hell are you doing!"
Billy looks up at the doctor and says, "I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here."
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One day a couple had a child that was only a head. The parents were devastated so they placed him on the mantle piece where they could see him all the time.
The next day the couple had to do some gardening across the road and so the child sat lonely by itself. A couple of hours later the child was crying and saying that no-one wanted it. Out of the middle of nowhere, the child's fairy godmother appeared and said that she would grant him three wishes.
The child said that it would like a body, legs and arms. The fairy godmother said that the child's wishes were granted.
The child jumped off the mantle piece and ran across the road to see it's parents. On the way over it got hit by a car.
What is the moral to this story? Quit while you're a head.
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Q: What do you get when you cross dysentry and a dinosaur?
A: A mega-soreass!
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Q: What do you call a leper in a bath?
A: Stew.
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Q: How do you make a dog drink?
A: Put it in the liquidizer.
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Q: Why do Scottish men have long, thin willies?
A: Because they are tight fisted wankers.
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The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican to visit the Pope.
Dopey stood up and asked if there were any nuns who were two feet tall in the Vatican.
The Pope replied "No".
Then Dopey asked if there were any two foot tall nuns anywhere.
The Pope again replied "No".
Then all of the other dwarfs sang, "DOPEY DID A PENGUIN, DOPEY DID A PENGUIN !"
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Q: What is the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife?
A: A hooker says, "Faster Faster",
A Lover says, "Slower Slower",
A Housewife says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige..."
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 08:55:00 AM
The captain says, "Well sir, you can see that there are no women around. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel."
"Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain and says, "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing furtively around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"
The captain says, "Well let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock.
The commander says, "Put me down for 2 o'clock then."
So the next day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel.
A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the captain, "But wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other men do.?
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Q: How can you tell when your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink!
::
A man walks in to a library and asks "Where are the books on suicide?"
The librarian says "Down that aisle, then left then right."
So he follows her instructions but he could not find what he was looking for. So he goes back to the lady and she takes him down the aisle and goes left and than right and the books were not there.
"I'm sorry," she says "those damn people never bring them back!"
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge Ā£20 for sex,"
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is Ā£25."
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Tony"
"Well Missr, I just saw one of your suspenders."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny John?"
"Well miss, I just saw both of your suspenders."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the chalk when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Nick leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well miss, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 09:25:00 AM
They decide to seek the advice of a sex counsellor. After having heard their problem he suggests that the wife might be able to come if they hire a male gigolo with a huge nob to stand naked over them during love-making and wave a towel at them for about 10 minutes. Although puzzled they try this the next evening, but alas to no avail, so they go back to the counsellor and describe the failure.
The counsellor suggests that maybe the gigolo should wave the towel for the entire period of love-making. That evening they retry, but again to no avail so back they go to the counsellor. Upon hearing of the failure the counsellor asks if the gigolo is waving the towel vigorously enough as this is an important aspect of the therapy.
So that night the couple get after it and inform the gigolo to give the towel a bloody good wave. After three hours of lovemaking the wife has still not come. In frustration the old man jumps off the bed, grabs the towel from the gigolo and orders him to screw his wife while he waves the towel frantically. In less than ten minutes the wife reaches an earth-shattering orgasm, nearly breaking all the windows in the house with her squeals of ecstasy. At this point the old man jumps forward with a victorious look on his face and shouts triumphantly at the gigolo "There you are sonny, that's how you wave a fucking towel!"
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Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Tony told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Tony sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Tony.
Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a blow job.
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Blair.
The driver replies, "I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the pig".
::
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Buggered if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shit himself."
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 09:46:00 AM
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad, bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.
::
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you.
::
A woman goes into an undertakers to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the funeral director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He says, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing ?" But she insists that it must be a blue suit and asks him to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was OK. So...
I switched the heads."
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 09:53:00 AM
A woman
Compliment her
Respect her
Honour her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
A man
Bring some beers and get your kit off
::
Victoria Beckham was on a modelling assignment recently being photographed in some sexy lingerie when a rather revealing gusset showed off a handful of her pubic hair.
The hairdresser tutted and immediately cut them off with a nimble pair of scissors saying to her "you know, you wouldn't have these problems if you shaved the hair on that twat of yours!"
The rest, as they say, is history...
Post by: Mr. Chips on September 10, 2004, 10:56:00 AM
Post by: desertboy on September 10, 2004, 11:04:00 AM
| QUOTE (Mr. Chips @ Sep 10 2004, 06:59 PM) |
| the...internet? |
The internet, the pub, the barman who runs the MWC (Men's working club, that's english for complete and utter shithole) and mechanics! (I work in the commercial vehicle sector, a posh way of saying I steam clean 44 tonne lorries for a living.)
Oh and I made a couple up.
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A bright, young, graduate joined the Inland Revenue. Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit dismayed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi.
Looking over the books and taxes was pretty straight forward and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi", he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings ?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up, and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer.
So he thought he'd go on, in the traditional obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo ?"
"Ah, yes, " replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer, and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions ?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the Inland Revenue"
"The Inland Revenue ?" asked the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, "the Inland Revenue . . . and about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
Post by: Iriez on September 10, 2004, 11:30:00 AM
But there's something different about this thread. Something....missing. It feel's so right..yet...
Oh! Artynerd hasnt posted. Gee, however could i forget.
Post by: VampX on September 10, 2004, 01:52:00 PM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 10 2004, 09:33 PM) |
| Just so you know, I've read most of them, and laughed my ass off ; ) You have reader's even though they dont speak it. But there's something different about this thread. Something....missing. It feel's so right..yet... Oh! Artynerd hasnt posted. Gee, however could i forget. |
Post by: Dolfhin on September 10, 2004, 02:17:00 PM
| QUOTE |
We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. Wenn getanzt wird, will ich fĆ¼hren, auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht, lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren, Ich zeige euch wieĀ“s richtig geht. Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen, die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen, Musik kommt aus dem WeiĆen Haus, Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus Chorus: We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. Ich kenne Schritte, die sehr nĆ¼tzen, und werde euch vor Fehltritt schĆ¼tzen, und wer nich tanzen will am Schluss, weiĆ noch nicht das er Tanzen muss! Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen, ich werde Euch die Richtung zeigen, nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus, und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus. Chorus: We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. We're all living in America, Coca-Cola, Wonderbra, We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. This is not a love song, this is not a love song. I donĀ“t sing my mother tongue, No, this is not a love song. Chorus: We're all living in America, America is wunderbar. We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika. We're all living in America, Coca-Cola, sometimes WAR, We're all living in America, Amerika, Amerika |
I suggest you guys check it out even if you don't like Rammstein.
Post by: deathx88 on September 10, 2004, 02:57:00 PM
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Sep 10 2004, 10:08 PM) |
| How do I get this "internet"? |
yes, this "internet" thing sounds great, i would love to have the "internet" since i would be able to do so many "internety" things on it
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a guy walks into a bar and asks for 11 shots
the bartender goes, "damn buddy isn't that alot"
guy says, "no, its a celebration, i just had my first blowjob"
the bartender says, "well in that case, lets make it 12 shots"
guy says, "no, i just need to wash the taste out of my mouth"
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guy walks into a bar
he got a concusion
ok that one was stupid hoijaopdkljfaopwtihdfakojgd
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why do girls have boobs?
so you have something to look at when your talking to them !!
classic
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and yes vamp, those whacky nazis
Post by: jackster on September 10, 2004, 03:12:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 10, 2004, 07:30:00 PM
Post by: A@ron on September 10, 2004, 10:13:00 PM
Post by: desertboy on September 11, 2004, 04:16:00 AM
"This doesn't look good" proclaims the doctor!
"That's nothing" says the guy, "It's just the tip of the iceberg".
::
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
::
A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers THAT long asked question!"
::
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
::
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings most likely.
::
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A Bingo Machine
::
Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.
One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and said,"Kin ya swaller?'
She shook her head"No."
"Kin ya breath?"
Again she shakes her head "No."
The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands, turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and licks arse! Of course the young woman was so shocked that she coughed causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls up her panties, pulls down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his hat and returns to his seat.
His companion is sitting there stunned."I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his friend.
"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick manoeuvre works every time!"
::
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paintwork.
An empty cheque stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong? With that thought, there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong.
Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AA and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?"
"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?"
::
A school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy runs a brothel."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually a politician. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
Post by: desertboy on September 11, 2004, 05:16:00 AM
"There's just one problem" explains the model " because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath?"
"That's not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."
"What about your husband?" asks the model.
"Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings." replies Doris.
"Good" says the model " that being settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."
That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave especially when modelling swimwear or underclothes. Later when Fred returns Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe her.
"It's true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."
The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's naked pussy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass.
Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.
"Yes" he replies "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy twat?"
"Just to show you the difference" answers Doris " but anyway you've seen my pussy millions of times?"
"Yes" says Fred "I have....but the rest of the fucking darts team haven't."
::
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My dick's gone orange."
The sceptical doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Sure enough the guy's dick is bright orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life." Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doctor asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was sacked about six weeks ago and the doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a bastard, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and my new boss is really great."
So the doc asks the guy, "How's your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guy's stress.
Guy says, "No. For years all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit at home,watch porno films and eat Wotsits."
::
Yesterday, scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn"t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
Other results identified in the "excessive" drinking group included:
"Pregnant look" where beer belly looks like a "term" incubation, development of breasts, big arse, etc.
"Married syndrome" (possibly connected to "pregnant look") loss of libido, or in any case ability to complete the act.
In desperate cases the "Married syndrome" leads to a cycle of further drinking and larger breasts.
The only known cure is for an attractive barmaid/work colleague to take an interest, then remarkably the sufferer limits drinking to "one or two with mates at the weekend" as they are invariably "working late" this is quickly followed by a "health kick" where the victim joins a gym to "shape up" this is followed by buying own underwear, washing own clothes, work courses/seminars for week(s) at a time, and eventually divorce, and moving in with now "long time lover".
The "Long time lover" syndrome is very "normal" for 3/6 months but then slips back into excessive drinking. No further testing is planned.
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What Michael Jackson would like now if he hadn't had plastic surgery
http://abcnews.go.co...ace_030208.html
What he looks like recently
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty quid," she says. He's never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them - it's a policeman.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "to tell the truth neither did I until you shined that light on her face."
::
In the supermarket with his dad, a little boy was flipping a 10p piece into the air and then catching it with his teeth. Someone bumped the little boy at the wrong moment and the 10p came down and lodged into the boy's throat.
The boy starts to choke and his father starts hollering for help.
A middle aged man hears the commotion, casually puts his trolley to the side, straightens his coat and tie, and makes his way to the boy and his father.
"Excuse me, sir," the man tells the father. The man reaches down to the still standing (but still choking) boy, carefully takes hold of the kid's testicles, and squeezes gently but firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 10p, which the man catches in his free hand. The man releases the boy and walks back over to his trolley.
After making sure his son is ok, the father walks over to the man and thanks him profusely for saving his son's life. "I've never seen anyone do that -- that's amazing! Are you a surgeon?"
"Oh good heavens, no," replied the slightly embarrassed man. "I work for the Inland Revenue."
Post by: desertboy on September 11, 2004, 05:25:00 AM
"Where they going ?" asks the Irish chap.
"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."
"Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.
The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.
"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo !"
"I did," says the Irish fella, "but there is still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."
The whales were fed up with ships crossing their feeding grounds, migration paths, and breeding areas; not to mention years of being hunted and killed. They got together in to decide what to do. Discussion continued until a plan of attack was proposed.
"What we will do, is gather in two groups, one behind the other. The first group will swim under each ship, and blow together. This will create a huge bubble of air under the ship, which will capsize it, dropping the sailors into the water. The following group of whales will then gobble them up."
After the cheering died down, one whale, towards the outside of the meeting was was slapping his tail on the water for attention. The leader says, "Yes...Mervin? You have something to say?"
Mervin replies, "Well, I can go along with the blow job, but I won't swallow any seamen."
Tony Blair wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By god, Tony, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes.
Sitting at breakfast Cherie says "You're looking really good this morning Tony"
"I feel good too." responds Tony.
"But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Cherie
Tony takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his coffee and heads for his private office.
"Good morning." he grins at his secretary.
"Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good."
"Why thank you I feel good too." replies Tony flexing his arms.
"Oh Tony!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!"
Worried, Tony visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"
The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through... "Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..."
"Ah .. that's it Tony I have the answer ... You're a CUNT"
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: None. Beer is just right.
Tony Blair was going on a trip around schools, and walked into a classroom discussion about tragedies. He asked the children if they could come up with an example of a tragedy.
Little Annie put up her hand and said "If I spill my drink on my dress, that would be a tragedy".
Tony Blair thinks for a minute, then shakes his head. "No Annie, that would be an accident, but it wouldn't be a tragedy".
Then Cedric puts up his hand and says "If my rabbit died, that would be tragedy".
Tony Blair thinks for a while and then shakes his head again. "No Cedric, I think that would be a sad loss, but it wouldn't be a tragedy".
"Oh please sir, please sir .." calls out Little Johnny. "If a bomb went off in Downing Street and killed all the Cabinet, that would be a tragedy".
"Yes Johnny", says TB. "And why do you think that?"
"Well, it wouldn't be an accident, and it wouldn't be a sad loss".
A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,
"That's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a politician into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
::
A rallying couple are thrashing through the forest. Suddenly, the car splutters to a halt, halfway through the stage. The male driver peels off his harness, jumps out and sticks his head under the bonnet.
After a little while, the co-driver gives up on her nails and shouts "want a screwdriver"? The driver pokes his head over the bonnet and mutters...... "Might as well - this things fucked".
Post by: desertboy on September 11, 2004, 06:29:00 AM
She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks, "What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."
Poor Kid
::
Quasimodo is lying on the ground in front of Notre Dame, bleeding everywhere, broken legs and arms. He looks up to the bell tower, where he sees Esmeralda looking down at him. He shouts up,
"You bitch! That's not what I meant when I said 'Toss me off'"
::
The scene is set, a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from South Africa and one from New Zealand. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins -
Kiven the Kiwi says,
" I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, just the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodile, who came out of the swamp and ate sux men who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodile and wrestled him to du ground and killed em with my bare hends"
Jerry from South Africa who typically can't stand to bettered said,
"Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today"
Bazza the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his prick.
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.
So, he sits in his office and watches them work.
Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with.
Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
::
A woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband
"I look, horrible, fat and ugly...can you please pay me a compliment?"
The husband replies... "Well your eyesight's spot on".
Q: What's the difference between the Inland Revenue and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
::
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news, "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question:
"Will I be acquitted?"
::
A husband tries his luck with his wife but she says "Sorry darling but I have an appointment tomorrow with my gynaecologist and I want to stay fresh."
The husband rolls over and thinks about this for a while then whispers "Do you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow?"
::
After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.
She replied "For fuck sake , let the little bastard start walking first !!!!!"
::
Tony had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him: "Tony, don't worry about it. You're not the first surgeon to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And, you're single. So just let it go."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Tony, you're a vetinary surgeon...."
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Post by: desertboy on September 11, 2004, 10:27:00 AM
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand echozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru!!
Post by: ofbz on September 12, 2004, 11:26:00 PM
| QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Sep 13 2004, 06:16 AM) |
| I'm back... |
yeap... and asher is banned...
i just gotta say... What the hell was he smoking when he posted that...
oh and... sammaza is banned too...
damn... we gotta be more careful with what we say nowadays...
Post by: Iriez on September 13, 2004, 11:18:00 AM
I have a feeling HSDEMONZ banned sammaz, after seeing him bring back the chiro* thread. I think he got what was coming to him, considering his willingness to cooperate.
Im such a big bad moderator that i didnt even to bother banning him over it. Gee, what would artynerd think of mini-hitler now? I must be going soft.
Post by: chilin_dude on September 13, 2004, 11:24:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 13 2004, 06:21 PM) |
| I only know why asher got banned. Im sure asher's ban is not permanant, and he should PM the moderator that banned him to ask him how long his ban is. |
Somehow I think it won't be
. I think that asher had just left his brain behind that day I hope he returns.... Likkle is missing him...
Post by: Likklebaer on September 13, 2004, 11:34:00 AM
Post by: chilin_dude on September 13, 2004, 12:58:00 PM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Sep 13 2004, 06:37 PM) |
| ash..who? |
Ouch... You just hurt his feelings
But at least this means you are staying true to my son VampX... I hope your hapiness continues for many years
Post by: Iriez on September 13, 2004, 03:02:00 PM
| QUOTE (chilin_dude @ Sep 13 2004, 02:01 PM) |
| Ouch... You just hurt his feelings But at least this means you are staying true to my son VampX... I hope your hapiness continues for many years |
If his feelings are hurt over internet forums, then i would hope he stays away for a very long time.
Post by: Morien on September 14, 2004, 02:37:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 14, 2004, 04:37:00 AM
Post by: Spency234 on September 14, 2004, 09:32:00 AM
Link doesn't work just have to copy/paste the address.
Post by: scryed on September 15, 2004, 03:39:00 PM
. Anyways... Fable is out and I've been to lazy to buy, but it will be there when I get out of the house. Puzzle fighter is now my new addiction.
Oh and for people who want to PM me for Surreal help, I am not the Surreal Mr. Fix It. Refer to my post on the Surreal Help Page, because thats as far as I know about how to fix it.
Before I go, the new xbmc rocks! who ever did the new build of g-force should be loved long time for adding milkdrop mixes in there.
Thats all I got
Post by: nagmine on September 15, 2004, 07:13:00 PM
| QUOTE (ncasebee @ Sep 16 2004, 03:04 AM) |
| Has anybody heard anything on Surreal 2.0? Anything? |
if i hear anyone else ask that im gona ..... well i dont know what im gona do but im sure it will involve hurting someone
Post by: ncasebee on September 15, 2004, 07:21:00 PM
Post by: psxpirate1 on September 15, 2004, 08:21:00 PM
And since this IS a pollute-a-thon in this thread... I think i'm beginning to hate Surreal... not because of the wait.. It's because of the 'wads that keep making posts about it... If I see one more new thread about it I think I'm gonna FREAK. Wait, and get a life in the meantime..geez!
Post by: scryed on September 15, 2004, 08:26:00 PM
Post by: ofbz on September 16, 2004, 03:53:00 AM
it would help a lot...
Post by: Likklebaer on September 16, 2004, 04:00:00 AM
It would teach all these morons that you don't always get what you want no matter how much you whine about it or say you NEED IT TO LIVE!!!
Post by: ziggyzboy on September 16, 2004, 09:26:00 AM
im 22 lmao
Post by: desertboy on September 16, 2004, 09:36:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Sep 16 2004, 12:03 PM) |
| I think oDD/lantus should give serious thought to not releasing a Surreal v2.0. It would teach all these morons that you don't always get what you want no matter how much you whine about it or say you NEED IT TO LIVE!!! |
True if you're that desperate buy an N64.
The only thing I've been waiting for is half life 2 (I know it's an unpopulalar train of thought round here but I think Halo is a overhyped pile of shit, XIII or 007:EON were much better) and I don't clog up there message boards with when it's out.
Post by: freakdave on September 16, 2004, 02:04:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on September 16, 2004, 07:41:00 PM
@ mr. ghostbuster manyour last comedy posts with the pics were great
as for the mr. bean one, my brother for some reason put that on his background on his desktop, don't ask why
oh yeah,
wH3n, w1Ll SurR3l vr, 2,o c0M3 0uT!!!1!1@@@1121!!112123$@!11!
oh wait, that pic finally showed up
@ freakdave
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 12:54:00 AM
of course, i'll be doing some more reading of the tuts for an hour or so...
c ya
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 01:05:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Sep 17 2004, 09:04 AM) |
| lol u need praying for the most easyest part of modding ur xbox? switching out the hd? |
will you pray for me or not!!! goddamnit!!!
j/k
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 01:14:00 AM
if somebody knows a really easy way to do this, (basically to have all i have on my current hd on my new one, and prepari it for the xbox usage) please tell me in the next 30 minutes....
c ya
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 01:26:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Sep 17 2004, 09:26 AM) |
| ...or mod ur xbox forreal |
ouch... that hurts....
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 01:44:00 AM
things have changed... you now...
the clok loop problem was solved a while ago... they are pretty stable now... (exploits)
i didn't get a modchip, cause at the time, i didn't even want to open my xbox... so softmods were the easy solution....
\goes back to do more reading...
Post by: nagmine on September 17, 2004, 01:54:00 AM
. I did it along time ago and i would never wana go back after using a chip with a hacked bios
Post by: ofbz on September 17, 2004, 01:57:00 AM
and yeah... you're right... it seems easy to put a larger hd with a modchip...
if i can't seem to do it... i'll get a modchip...
/once again... keeps reading tuts...
Post by: Morien on September 17, 2004, 06:05:00 AM
| QUOTE (ziggyzboy @ Sep 17 2004, 12:43 PM) |
| i pity fools that pay 40-50 bucks for a chip that costs2 $ to make |
kind'v like everything. 1000% markup.
Post by: desertboy on September 17, 2004, 06:38:00 AM
Post by: Cathesdus on September 17, 2004, 11:24:00 AM
But what were you doing? Was your Box broke so you decided that you might be able to manually see what's on the drive?
Post by: scryed on September 17, 2004, 11:32:00 AM
| QUOTE (Cathesdus @ Sep 17 2004, 07:27 PM) |
| No just bend it back over with some plyers and MS won't notice anything. You could also just bring it to best buy saying it came in the package that way. But what were you doing? Was your Box broke so you decided that you might be able to manually see what's on the drive? |
What happened with the "I'm not going to post on this forum again until Surreal V2 comes out."? We we trying to figure what to put on your tombstone....
Oh well...
Post by: deathx88 on September 17, 2004, 05:20:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 17, 2004, 05:46:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Sep 18 2004, 03:23 AM) |
| num num, my avatar took a big puff of crack today |
Still creepy as fuck though..
Post by: deathx88 on September 17, 2004, 06:05:00 PM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Sep 18 2004, 01:49 AM) |
| Still creepy as fuck though.. |
you thought my avatard was creepy
i made another one with red eyes and blood dripping from its mouth and eye
Post by: deathx88 on September 17, 2004, 07:31:00 PM
Post by: scryed on September 18, 2004, 07:54:00 PM
After a few hours of work I got the new HDD added in. 160 gigs.
I would kiss Idots tail feathers for making xboxhdm if I could. Made the hotswap oh so easy... From what I read before it was generally difficult with UDE2, but did a little more reading and relized it was just normal cloning and adding the F: partition. People should explain themselves better when it comes to the specifics.... After that I put in a new Sony DL DVD-RW drive in my computer. Ahhhh nothing like computer repair and drinking beer at the sametime to make a man buzzed with enibriation and voltage.
Amberbock is too good.Now I'm gonna sit back, relax, rip on people, play some fable and listen to some L'arc-en-ciel....
Post by: Morien on September 19, 2004, 01:42:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 19, 2004, 04:49:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Sep 19 2004, 11:45 AM) |
| |
goodlord..
i wish i had one of those pads..
Post by: deathx88 on September 19, 2004, 07:48:00 AM
thats of them fancy devices that you use the palm of your hand to play with
Post by: VampX on September 19, 2004, 07:57:00 AM
probably playing DOA Volleyball..
Post by: deathx88 on September 19, 2004, 08:00:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Sep 19 2004, 04:00 PM) |
| Why is that little dude nekkid though? probably playing DOA Volleyball.. |
maybe he swings the other way and he's playing the hardy boy adventures
Post by: VampX on September 19, 2004, 08:34:00 AM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Sep 19 2004, 06:03 PM) |
| maybe he swings the other way and he's playing the hardy boy adventures |
It also looks like he's Mounting that xbox joypad..
Post by: deathx88 on September 19, 2004, 08:36:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Sep 19 2004, 04:37 PM) |
| It also looks like he's Mounting that xbox joypad.. |
were getting too many thoughts here
Post by: VampX on September 19, 2004, 08:46:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on September 19, 2004, 08:51:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 19, 2004, 08:55:00 AM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Sep 19 2004, 06:54 PM) |
| i thought they patched that hole up already.... i guess not |
I'm not saying anything anymore.. i checked the website and that kid's dad is pretty big
Post by: deathx88 on September 19, 2004, 09:00:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Sep 19 2004, 04:58 PM) |
| I'm not saying anything anymore.. i checked the website and that kid's dad is pretty big |
what site is that?, were the hell is that supposed to be from anyway
Post by: scryed on September 19, 2004, 09:03:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on September 19, 2004, 09:07:00 AM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 18 2004, 08:57 PM) |
| After a few hours of work I got the new HDD added in. 160 gigs. I would kiss Idots tail feathers for making xboxhdm if I could. Made the hotswap oh so easy... From what I read before it was generally difficult with UDE2, but did a little more reading and relized it was just normal cloning and adding the F: partition. People should explain themselves better when it comes to the specifics.... |
Wait....this was a 1.6? If it was, i thought it was impossible to swap hd's. No current tool can read eeprom's properly, and you would still have to have the original hd.
Post by: heinrich on September 19, 2004, 09:12:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| - Updated the "Sha1 Middle Message" hack of xbox_tool (xinfo) and hdtool (locking/unlocking) to support the v1.6 xbox eeprom encryption. No eeprom keys included - it's still legal This means that xboxhdm can be used to build HDD's for v1.6 xbox's now. |
Post by: scryed on September 19, 2004, 10:49:00 AM
| QUOTE (heinrich @ Sep 19 2004, 05:15 PM) |
| http://www.xbins.org...xboxnfo1050.nfo - Updated the "Sha1 Middle Message" hack of xbox_tool (xinfo) and hdtool (locking/unlocking) to support the v1.6 xbox eeprom encryption. No eeprom keys included - it's still legal smile.gif This means that xboxhdm can be used to build HDD's for v1.6 xbox's now. |
You be right mon... As long as you have the eeprom (which I got from Evo-X backup then did a hotswap, using fatxplorer, I took the eeprom) newer versions of xboxhdm uses it to unlock then I cloned (original HDD on primary master and new HDD on primary slave). From there I built an F partition after I put the new HDD on the primary master.
Other programs can't access newer eeproms such as liveinfo. Tried going that route because I didn't want to totally disconnect my HDD from my computer to use xboxhdm.
The problem with xboxhdm was to BUILD a HDD with xboxhdm with 1.6 w/UDE2 because it building the HDD would not include the font hacks or anything that was needed. I just did a straight Clone of the old one so it would include my exploit and such. Makes the process for people with UDE2 quite easy. Then all that was left was to build the F partition.
Post by: Mr. Chips on September 19, 2004, 10:54:00 PM
Post by: Morien on September 20, 2004, 12:04:00 AM
Post by: Morien on September 20, 2004, 12:15:00 AM
Post by: Morien on September 20, 2004, 12:17:00 AM
A plus tho is that Tobey Maguire's looking even more like the Spider-man of the comics in this one!!
(Note: I apologise to those who display default amount of posts and saw this post before the previous one)
Post by: scryed on September 20, 2004, 12:28:00 AM
Anyways... I'm a little PO'ed right now.
I loaded surrealFDB, and it doesn't want to load load at all. Tried patching the xbe's, nada. Put them back to debug, still nothing. Im not going to post my problem Official Surreal Page because its not the official version... The evox-skin I have changes shades between loading and browsing and I noticed that when I try to load FDB it acts as if it wants to go back to browsing (notice a change in shade back to light in many areas). I have no bios with UDE2, so thats not the issue... Well the main reason I was angry because I was testing out the skin I made. I made a Conker's BFD (letters are switched around of FDB, though it was a funny coincidence) skin and wanted to test it out, and though to myself, hey new program same GUI, that'll do, but I can't even load it with the original art so it doesn't matter. If anyony has UDE2 and can get FDB to load please let me know....
FYI, regular surrealv1.0 works fine so I will still be able to test out the skin, Which I have been doing. From what it looks like I shoud be done with the Conker skin within a day or two.
Post by: VampX on September 20, 2004, 05:12:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Sep 20 2004, 10:18 AM) |
| My mate 'The Professor' made a time machine, and then used it to go bootleg a copy of Spider-man 3 (he went wild when he saw Doctor Octopus in Spider-man 2). The production values of this one aren't as good tho. It's as if they took the money and ran |
IS VENOM IN IT?? IS VENOM IN IT?? O_O *pant* *pant*
Post by: scryed on September 20, 2004, 08:01:00 PM
Post by: freakdave on September 20, 2004, 08:43:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 21 2004, 04:04 AM) |
| Then I had a recollection. The only change I made to that Surreal was the ini file. I wrote the rom path as E:\Surreal\Roms to acces the roms in my other surreal folder. Loaded unleashX, change the ini file back to D:\Roms\, then loaded SurrealFDB. It works normal now.... So I'm ready for everyone to step in line and kick me in my rear. |
Nicely done
Post by: scryed on September 20, 2004, 09:51:00 PM
| QUOTE (freakdave @ Sep 21 2004, 04:46 AM) |
| Nicely done |
Freakdave, you want first dibs on the skin? I know you want it.
I have the money as the hand.png for crying out loud . The only things thats bothering me is finding a tapioca font (sort of like the "Conker" on the title) or one simular that is not licensed.I think my next skin's theme will be Iriez's avatar. I think I'll call it Passion of the Surreal or Heil Surreal.
For real next project is Zelda OOT skin.
Post by: scryed on September 20, 2004, 10:57:00 PM
Post by: Running_with_Scissors on September 20, 2004, 11:58:00 PM
That photo is undoing many expensive therapy sessions.
Post by: desertboy on September 21, 2004, 09:23:00 AM
| QUOTE (Cathesdus @ Sep 17 2004, 07:27 PM) |
| No just bend it back over with some plyers and MS won't notice anything. You could also just bring it to best buy saying it came in the package that way. But what were you doing? Was your Box broke so you decided that you might be able to manually see what's on the drive? |
I've got a draw full of 10/8 gig xbox HD's I felt it was time to see what was inside a HD first hand.
I might use the rest as "Clay Pigeon's"
Post by: scryed on September 21, 2004, 09:48:00 AM
| QUOTE (desertboy @ Sep 21 2004, 05:26 PM) |
| I've got a draw full of 10/8 gig xbox HD's I felt it was time to see what was inside a HD first hand. I might use the rest as "Clay Pigeon's" |
Lets play HDD hockey.
Post by: freakdave on September 21, 2004, 09:59:00 AM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 21 2004, 05:54 AM) |
| Freakdave, you want first dibs on the skin? I know you want it. |
You bet
Post by: scryed on September 21, 2004, 11:31:00 AM
| QUOTE (freakdave @ Sep 21 2004, 06:02 PM) |
| You bet |
You got mail... Give me your opinion and based on that, I shall send work on it more or send to allxboxskins.com. Thanks for trying it out.
Post by: scryed on September 21, 2004, 06:47:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on September 22, 2004, 07:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Sep 20 2004, 01:15 PM) |
| IS VENOM IN IT?? IS VENOM IN IT?? O_O *pant* *pant* |
you know spiderman and vemon are.... are.... lets just say "super"
if i could ftp or if i re-get my gens again i could show you guys, but lets just wait for now
but heres a hint, spiderman and vemon in a genesis game in 2 player mode up on a wall pressing the A button rapidly
its not a pretty site
Post by: deathx88 on September 22, 2004, 07:52:00 PM
commander: permission granted son.... permission granted.....
*plays the sad walking away music for the incredible hulk*
Post by: scryed on September 22, 2004, 09:00:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on September 22, 2004, 09:03:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 23 2004, 05:03 AM) |
| Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Cookies and Cream Ice Cream..... |
i much rather perfer chocolate chip or plain vanilla
Post by: scryed on September 22, 2004, 10:12:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Sep 23 2004, 05:06 AM) |
| i much rather perfer chocolate chip or plain vanilla |
Vanilla is my favorite, but I guess sometimes I just want cookies and milk all in one... I need to find me a video editor, gotta finish this skin darnit...
WHOOOO HOOOOOO 150
Post by: scryed on September 23, 2004, 09:16:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on September 23, 2004, 07:34:00 PM
sorry, what skin is that again, i always like to try out new skins
Post by: scryed on September 23, 2004, 07:53:00 PM
Post by: scryed on September 23, 2004, 08:07:00 PM
Post by: deathx88 on September 23, 2004, 08:12:00 PM
and i don't have unleashx so i can't get your skin
and i was reading, you can have movies in your skin too
thats is, after all the good things i've heard about unleash i think its time to get it
Post by: scryed on September 23, 2004, 08:17:00 PM
Yeah I have a intro movie move, a background move, and a loading move, funny thing is they all look like its part of the GUI and it synchronizes so well...
And Ramen Noodles are the shit. Especially oriental flavor, just how I like my women, lol
Post by: deathx88 on September 23, 2004, 08:35:00 PM
how the hell are they supposed to know what that tastes like
Post by: scryed on September 23, 2004, 08:47:00 PM
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Sep 24 2004, 04:38 AM) |
| i never understood that, oriental flavored noodles how the hell are they supposed to know what that tastes like |
lol....
Weird thing is that Orientals are people from the Middle East. Its a large Misinterpretation that they come from southeast and east asia. It like calling Canadians Mexicans, lol....
Still I don't know how they know what it taste like, but I trust them... I don't know why. Its like fate or something. lol
Post by: deathx88 on September 23, 2004, 10:48:00 PM
its actaully funny as hell with all the mistakes my brother did in this
read the important stuff if you want to know what the hell is what in the game
Post by: scryed on September 25, 2004, 10:59:00 AM
Edit: COOOL! This is picture is on auto-edit through weather.com, never relized. rock on....
Post by: Dolfhin on September 25, 2004, 11:14:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on September 25, 2004, 03:42:00 PM
Post by: NeoCverA on September 25, 2004, 10:40:00 PM
+1
Post by: Running_with_Scissors on September 25, 2004, 11:05:00 PM
Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie?
She has enormous lips.
Post by: zboy2004 on September 25, 2004, 11:15:00 PM
Post by: NeoCverA on September 25, 2004, 11:38:00 PM
Post by: scryed on September 25, 2004, 11:47:00 PM
Post by: ofbz on September 26, 2004, 02:16:00 AM
i don't know about you... but it looks gay... i mean... the lightsaber and all the laser shit, LOOKS like if it was edited... how was it before... i can't really remember... was there any laser scenes... and how did the lightsaber looked like before???
Post by: VampX on September 26, 2004, 06:25:00 AM
| QUOTE (Running_with_Scissors @ Sep 26 2004, 09:08 AM) |
| I like Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She has enormous lips. |
*insert sexual comment*
Post by: chilin_dude on September 26, 2004, 06:42:00 AM
| QUOTE (Running_with_Scissors @ Sep 26 2004, 06:08 AM) |
| I like Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She has enormous lips. |
They're damn nice.. Almost as nice as her other assets
Post by: Morien on September 26, 2004, 07:59:00 AM
| QUOTE (Running_with_Scissors @ Sep 26 2004, 01:08 PM) |
| She has enormous lips. |
Yes... She does have enormous........... lips
Post by: VampX on September 26, 2004, 08:07:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Sep 26 2004, 06:02 PM) |
| Yes... She does have enormous........... lips |
And she went naked in movies many times
if only all hot famous woman did that.. oh Nikkie Cox why have you forsaken me..
Post by: Morien on September 26, 2004, 08:13:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 26, 2004, 08:37:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Sep 26 2004, 06:16 PM) |
| Hahah. Try not to be too blatantly obvious |
I will give you a comeback shortly! but for now i am busy looking at her naked pics.
where she's all naked..
and not wearing anything..
nothing at all..
SHE'S COMPLETLY NAKED!!!
Post by: scryed on September 26, 2004, 09:14:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on September 26, 2004, 03:48:00 PM
Post by: SpudGunMan on September 28, 2004, 01:57:00 AM
also since this is a SPAM thread thought i woudl share a tip on what to do with spam.
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
To to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs, best of all they're paying for it...Twice!
Keep a postal worker from going poastal ...use the postage paid envlopes!
Post by: kyslug on September 28, 2004, 02:07:00 AM
Post by: scryed on September 28, 2004, 09:30:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Back on topic... Anyone talk to oDD about Surreal V.2??? Ive been using surreal alot lately and it makes me want V.2 more. I hope it comes out this year. Somebody should help oDD with his school work so he has more time for Surreal V.2 please dont suspend or ban me ireiz I posted this in the spam thread *gulp* |
All I have to say is
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow... meow....... meow
:: shakes mystical eight ball :: It say's "Outcome unlikely, stop asking and shaking me so many times!"
New spam... Researved WoW today, yay!!!
Post by: Iriez on September 28, 2004, 10:29:00 PM
| QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Sep 28 2004, 09:55 PM) |
| Back on topic... Anyone talk to oDD about Surreal V.2??? Ive been using surreal alot lately and it makes me want V.2 more. I hope it comes out this year. Somebody should help oDD with his school work so he has more time for Surreal V.2 please dont suspend or ban me ireiz I posted this in the spam thread *gulp* |
Are you blind deaf or just dumb? I've explained exactly what is going on with v2 in various posts. Perhaps you missed them? Goodluck searching, i wont repeat anytime soon.
Post by: desertboy on September 29, 2004, 03:13:00 AM
Post by: Iriez on September 29, 2004, 11:07:00 AM
The wheel turns.
Post by: scryed on September 29, 2004, 11:26:00 AM
http://avalanche.eph.../trollsilly.mp3
Post by: desertboy on September 29, 2004, 02:02:00 PM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 29 2004, 07:10 PM) |
| All things die eventually. The wheel turns. |
Nothing lasts forever, just feel like that sometimes.
Post by: VampX on September 29, 2004, 02:09:00 PM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 29 2004, 09:10 PM) |
| All things die eventually. The wheel turns. |
I've been in Emulation since early 97 and i have seen the Emu Sk3n3 die about a hundred times since then.
Post by: devlkore on September 29, 2004, 05:27:00 PM
Anyway, I would just like to say that I've got Icecream and you don't, so you can all fudge off.
So long suckers!
PS: I am also about to be enjoying the wonders of installing Windows XP (legally owned of course, cuz we all love MS here) onto my computer, for the purposes of Xbox devlopment (that wasn't a spelling mistake), with the XDK, also legally owned, because my real name is Ubisoft.
Post by: scryed on September 29, 2004, 05:34:00 PM
| QUOTE (devlkore @ Sep 30 2004, 01:30 AM) |
| PS: I am also about to be enjoying the wonders of installing Windows XP (legally owned of course, cuz we all love MS here) onto my computer, for the purposes of Xbox devlopment (that wasn't a spelling mistake), with the XDK, also legally owned, because my real name is Ubisoft. |
Ubisoft, if you going to make another XIII, dont make it suck... and also I want another Grandia, not that crap you all called extreme, I want one just like Grandia 2.
P.S. I have Cookies and Cream, and Vanilla in my freezer. So HA!!!
Post by: devlkore on September 29, 2004, 05:55:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 30 2004, 12:37 AM) |
| Ubisoft, if you going to make another XIII, dont make it suck... and also I want another Grandia, not that crap you all called extreme, I want one just like Grandia 2. P.S. I have Cookies and Cream, and Vanilla in my freezer. So HA!!! |
Well, I've got more icecream in the freezer, so NER!
As for XIII, I didn't spend much time on it, I haven't even completed it, maybe that's why no one likes it, the sequel will be better, I'm calling it XIV because I learned how to count, so the next Rainbow Six game will actually be called Rainbow Ten, which will be shortly followed by Rainbow Ten Hype Action which will have all the features that should have been in Rainbow Ten in the first place.
Oh yeah, as for Grandia, Grandia Extreme Pandora Arrow should be out soon.
BYEEEEE!!
PS: That Icecream was damn nice, it is way better than all your Mum's combined.
Post by: Iriez on September 29, 2004, 11:55:00 PM
Oh, did i mention i have ice cream too? I've also got a fat bowl to smoke before demolishing it.
Post by: scryed on September 30, 2004, 12:13:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 30 2004, 07:58 AM) |
| I've also got a fat bowl to smoke before demolishing it. |
:: sniffle sniffle :: I've been sober for months now...
Makes me want to get out the hooka just for old times sake...
Post by: devlkore on September 30, 2004, 12:28:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 30 2004, 06:58 AM) |
| Your ice cream aint got nothing on my chocolate cake with chocolate frosting with little chocolate roses. Oh, did i mention i have ice cream too? I've also got a fat bowl to smoke before demolishing it. |
Ok, you win, for now, but in a few days I may have a fat bowl AND a fat bowl of icecream AND I live with my girlfriend, WESTSAAAIIIDE!!!
Actually, forget the bowl of icecream, well, forget the bowl, bowls are for wimps, just eat the tub in one go.
I would just like to point out in this pointless rant that I haven actually eaten a 2 litre tub of Mint Choc Chip icecream for dinner before, OH YEAH!
LA!
Why am I even up at this time of night/morning/day/whatever?
I managed to get Windows Xtra Poo on my computer and I'm already up and pira- ...posting and browsing, yippee! (as in Kay Aye Mo Fo!)
Stay stealth
, stay alive.
Post by: chilin_dude on September 30, 2004, 12:29:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 29 2004, 06:10 PM) |
| All things die eventually. The wheel turns. |
Bullshit, not everything dies eventually...
You simply go on to a better place, that is not death, but you progressing in life
Post by: devlkore on September 30, 2004, 12:57:00 AM
| QUOTE (chilin_dude @ Sep 30 2004, 07:32 AM) |
| Bullshit, not everything dies eventually... You simply go on to a better place, that is not death, but you progressing in life |
How much better can it get than having every game pre-32 bit emulated perfectly with extra features in an all in one unit that you can carry around with you, not to mention the homebrew games or Xbox Media Center?
Post by: Likklebaer on September 30, 2004, 01:19:00 AM
| QUOTE (chilin_dude @ Sep 30 2004, 08:32 AM) |
| You simply go on to a better place, that is not death, but you progressing in life |
Progressing in existence is more a more accurate way of putting it.
But Iriez is correct also. Everything is transitory, nothing is permanent.
Post by: SpudGunMan on September 30, 2004, 02:03:00 AM
Post by: Morien on September 30, 2004, 03:20:00 AM
| QUOTE (devlkore @ Sep 30 2004, 03:00 PM) |
| How much better can it get than having every game pre-32 bit emulated perfectly with extra features in an all in one unit that you can carry around with you, not to mention the homebrew games or Xbox Media Center? |
Having every game pre-256bit (assuming they still talked bits after dreamcast) emulated perfectly with extra features in an all in one unit that you can carry
around with you, AND a media center that can play HD movies... *drool*
Xbox 3 maybe?
Post by: chilin_dude on September 30, 2004, 08:43:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Sep 30 2004, 08:22 AM) |
| Progressing in existence is more a more accurate way of putting it. |
Thats exactly how I wanted to put it!!! But couldn't think of how to phrase it
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 10:24:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Sep 30 2004, 07:58 AM) |
| Your ice cream aint got nothing on my chocolate cake with chocolate frosting with little chocolate roses. Oh, did i mention i have ice cream too? I've also got a fat bowl to smoke before demolishing it. |
Amsterdam 4 days ago, I had fun!!!!
Oh and don't take the piss out of my nose some cunt broke it last year in Bradford because I was white and had asian friends oh how I love england.
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 10:27:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Sep 30 2004, 09:22 AM) |
| Progressing in existence is more a more accurate way of putting it. But Iriez is correct also. Everything is transitory, nothing is permanent. |
The only constant is everything changes!
Post by: chilin_dude on September 30, 2004, 11:06:00 AM
| QUOTE (desertboy @ Sep 30 2004, 05:27 PM) |
| Amsterdam 4 days ago, I had fun!!!! Oh and don't take the piss out of my nose some cunt broke it last year in Bradford because I was white and had asian friends oh how I love england. |
That picture looks like Dewsbury!!! It's freakishly similar
| QUOTE |
| some reason when u look at that picture ... it seems like ur eyebrows are moving kinda creepy .. maybe its just me. why were u punched for having asian friends? |
Thats the sort of things that scallies do in good old England, don't you just love it?
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 11:07:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Sep 30 2004, 07:06 PM) |
| some reason when u look at that picture ... it seems like ur eyebrows are moving kinda creepy .. maybe its just me. why were u punched for having asian friends? |
Never been to bradford have you?
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 11:11:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Sep 30 2004, 07:06 PM) |
| some reason when u look at that picture ... it seems like ur eyebrows are moving kinda creepy .. maybe its just me. why were u punched for having asian friends? |
Never been to bradford have you?
Oh and forgive my avatar there's something fucked up with the forums avatar menu at the moment keep trying to upload a new avatar and it just scales my old avatar to the same res as the one I'm trying to upload!!!!
Oh and forgive the double post I clicked edit and it posted it again so maybe this will infact be the third post.
Post by: nagmine on September 30, 2004, 11:16:00 AM
Post by: AkumAPRIME on September 30, 2004, 11:56:00 AM
SPAM.....
has anyone noticed less spam in the emu forum because of this thread? Is the escape velocity of this thread greater than the velocity of SPAM?
Im about to dissect a sheep brain, but my teacher is talking incessantly.. On to the sheep brains dammit
ehb
Post by: scryed on September 30, 2004, 12:11:00 PM
Can't believe people get hit for knowing asians, my brother is from Japan, would that I mean I get shot or something? lol
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 01:51:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 30 2004, 08:14 PM) |
| sheep brain is fun, but I had more fun disecting there hearts in anatomy physiology classes.... Cow eye is cool to have you break through and get to see the retina. Can't believe people get hit for knowing asians, my brother is from Japan, would that I mean I get shot or something? lol |
My friend is from India, bradford has a large banglideshi community which is where my attackers originated from. They started on me and my friend K (Kalpesh).
Post by: desertboy on September 30, 2004, 01:54:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Sep 30 2004, 08:14 PM) |
| sheep brain is fun, but I had more fun disecting there hearts in anatomy physiology classes.... Cow eye is cool to have you break through and get to see the retina. Can't believe people get hit for knowing asians, my brother is from Japan, would that I mean I get shot or something? lol |
The inherent racisim around the UK is mainly indian/pakistan/Refugee/french the eastern asians generally get little trouble past maybe called slanty eyes by the school kids.
Post by: scryed on September 30, 2004, 08:55:00 PM
Post by: Morien on September 30, 2004, 08:55:00 PM
Good ol Australia!
Post by: VampX on October 01, 2004, 04:56:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Oct 1 2004, 06:58 AM) |
| Yeah.... I think we should bomb England.... Good ol Australia! |
Hey quit it! i dont want no nuclear fallout drifting over the canal into my country..
before you know it zombies would be everywhere..
Post by: Likklebaer on October 01, 2004, 06:51:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Oct 1 2004, 12:59 PM) |
| before you know it zombies would be everywhere.. |
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Post by: devlkore on October 01, 2004, 08:22:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Oct 1 2004, 11:59 AM) |
| Hey quit it! i dont want no nuclear fallout drifting over the canal into my country.. before you know it zombies would be everywhere.. |
If only the UK (where I am) would get nuclearly bombered, then I could live my dream of being "Fist Of Margate" and I could walk into the noodle place in Canterbury and some BIG, BIG dude would be saying "These noodles taste like dog crap..." and the owner would be scared and I would tell the BIG dude to calm down, then he would say "You little insect, think you can beat me, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!" and his goons would laugh either side of him, then he throw a punch and I would stick my finger out and his fist would stop dead on the tip of my finger *cut to X-Ray vision mode* and a few seconds later, his arm would explode and get arm guts all over the place, then I'd sit down to some noodles with chili squid while he was screaming in the corner as his goons ran away.
OH YEAH!
Post by: VampX on October 01, 2004, 08:45:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 1 2004, 04:54 PM) |
| You make that sound like a bad thing. |
It is when you only have a pellet gun..
Post by: deathx88 on October 03, 2004, 08:46:00 AM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Oct 1 2004, 04:48 PM) |
| It is when you only have a pellet gun.. |
don't worry, i'll ship you some supplies
i've got a potato gun and a spork that you can use
use them wisely
Post by: VampX on October 03, 2004, 12:46:00 PM
Post by: desertboy on October 04, 2004, 02:21:00 AM
I laughed my ass off.
Post by: Morien on October 04, 2004, 07:32:00 AM
People... when someone is out in a game of paintball... STOP SHOOTING THEM!!!!
Post by: m@gnus on October 04, 2004, 10:30:00 AM
| QUOTE (desertboy @ Oct 4 2004, 10:24 AM) |
| http://www.big-boys....es/poorkid.html I laughed my ass off. |
its only funny till someone loses an eye!
Post by: SNICK! on October 04, 2004, 10:47:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Oct 1 2004, 04:58 AM) |
| Yeah.... I think we should bomb England.... Good ol Australia! |
i say bomb ozland (britian made australia ya know!!!!!!)
Post by: devlkore on October 04, 2004, 11:47:00 AM
| QUOTE (desertboy @ Oct 4 2004, 09:24 AM) |
| http://www.big-boys....es/poorkid.html I laughed my ass off. |
So funny yet so evil.
or I can't decide.
Post by: Juancster on October 04, 2004, 02:43:00 PM
Post by: 0123456 on October 04, 2004, 03:11:00 PM
Even moreso if you know someone who plays Counter Strike - life imitates art or art imitates life?
BTW - The 500th post is mine
Post by: chilin_dude on October 05, 2004, 12:54:00 AM
Post by: Morien on October 05, 2004, 01:59:00 AM
| QUOTE (SNICK! @ Oct 5 2004, 12:50 AM) |
| i say bomb ozland (britian made australia ya know!!!!!!) |
Oh phush.
Britian didn't make Australia, movements in the tectonic plates made Australia.
Post by: Likklebaer on October 05, 2004, 02:54:00 AM
See also: America
Post by: scryed on October 05, 2004, 03:48:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 5 2004, 10:57 AM) |
| Yeah but we f**ked it up by putting people there and killing off the indiginous population. See also: America |
Proud to be the scraps of the world.
Post by: Morien on October 05, 2004, 05:24:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 5 2004, 04:57 PM) |
| Yeah but we f**ked it up by putting people there and killing off the indiginous population. See also: America |
touchƩ
Post by: desertboy on October 05, 2004, 06:16:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 5 2004, 10:57 AM) |
| Yeah but we f**ked it up by putting people there and killing off the indiginous population. See also: America |
Not just people, convicts.
Post by: scryed on October 05, 2004, 05:53:00 PM
If you are going to play World of Warcraft. Zboard is comming out with a limited edition Keyset for WOW. Looks cool to me.
Click me to see the board
Post by: scryed on October 05, 2004, 06:45:00 PM
Edit: Well I watched it and was impressed with there abilities of rhetoric, but at the same time I wished they would given pure details in to which how there going to do what they intend, but that would be asking too much out of any politician.
Post by: Morien on October 06, 2004, 02:51:00 AM
(sorry, usually bypass most threads but found some recently that are just...... stupid)
Post by: freakdave on October 06, 2004, 05:00:00 AM
Post by: VampX on October 06, 2004, 09:20:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Oct 6 2004, 07:02 PM) |
| just another idea to throw in ... everyone come up with some lets fix this crap cause x-s is going in down hill spiral of doom at this rate. |
Wouldnt work, i've seen people with over 300 posts come into the emu forum for the first time and their all like "hi where are romz? where i can download surreal? can sum1 pm me links to iso'z??"
perhaps a sticky along the lines of "dont ask questions about surreal cause everything has been answered allready, use the search or be banned"
Post by: Iriez on October 06, 2004, 10:19:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 5 2004, 03:57 AM) |
| Yeah but we f**ked it up by putting people there and killing off the indiginous population. See also: America |
Whats relevently funny is our currency. Im too lazy to dns your ip, but are you american? We have these 'silver dollar' series, and one of the main ones right now is a indian girl with her baby.
Yea, it isnt enough that we slaughtered their entire nation and stole all their land, but then we have the audacity to put them on our currency like its some type of honor?
Instead of 'in god we trust' around the edges, they should have put 'The Trail of Tears'.
Post by: scryed on October 06, 2004, 10:24:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| How bout this, in order to join, a user must undertake an IQ test. And only those with IQs larger then their shoe size (we'll just assume they have a shoe size of 12 like mine (12")) will be allowed to post outside the newbie section of the forum. |
Now you realize that is the IQ of a dog. I think we need to raise the bar maybe to at least 30.
I agree with vamp, posts numbers or even how long they have been here don't make a difference. Yesturday I had a guy tell me that I am only trying to raise my post numbers and because I haven't been here long, I wouldn't know what I'm talking about, while the fact still remained that I actually do research on topics and he does not. Thats the difference between power users and regular nuts, I will use that search function that its my birthright. I know I am still new compared to most, but I feel 99% of the time I give good input.
I say if you want to solve the problem, make a cover page before you actually get to the forum. I mean put up announcements, FAQs and such, but don't clog it up too much because no will read it. But, if you put that link on the bottom, and a new guy comes in, he'll have to scan it a few times, before realizing he should of made a bookmark. People may say oh they will never read it, but if you put enough bold different color text, to attract the user to the various topics, I think it can be done.
Restricting users and such I feel may dismay new people who might have an actually normal brain cell count. I view we have to get them informed. Find more ways in getting them informed and you will have more happy campers.
Post by: Thraxen on October 06, 2004, 11:30:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| Yea, it isnt enough that we slaughtered their entire nation and stole all their land, but then we have the audacity to put them on our currency like its some type of honor? |
We? I've slaughtered no one... well, outside of video games
Post by: Likklebaer on October 06, 2004, 11:45:00 AM
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Oct 6 2004, 06:22 PM) |
| Im too lazy to dns your ip, but are you american? |
Nope, I'm sorry to say I'm from the nation that started all this BS in the first place. But hey, we're virtually America now anyways... >_<
Post by: 0123456 on October 06, 2004, 12:28:00 PM
Post by: nagmine on October 06, 2004, 12:33:00 PM
Post by: scryed on October 06, 2004, 12:51:00 PM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 6 2004, 07:48 PM) |
| Nope, I'm sorry to say I'm from the nation that started all this BS in the first place. But hey, we're virtually America now anyways... >_< |
But at least Blair can appologize for things unlike Bush, and I will admit he has grown a few hairs on his nuts and not be as much of a wussy when it comes to America.
Post by: chilin_dude on October 06, 2004, 03:20:00 PM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 6 2004, 06:48 PM) |
| Nope, I'm sorry to say I'm from the nation that started all this BS in the first place. But hey, we're virtually America now anyways... >_< |
God save BRITANIA!!!
Post by: Steidart on October 06, 2004, 05:42:00 PM
Post by: Morien on October 06, 2004, 09:46:00 PM
Post by: desertboy on October 07, 2004, 02:20:00 AM
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Oct 6 2004, 07:48 PM) |
| But hey, we're virtually America now anyways... >_< |
Speak for yourself likklebaer I hate America (I don't hate American's at least not all of you) and really hate the inference that we are becoming more american if anything I feel less american now than I did 5 years ago when I used to watch TV (I loathe TV, South park, Takeshi's castle and Zim being the only things I can stomach at the moment). I'd say G W Bush has done more to make us hate america than any other living individual (And Blair has done the same trick to the british.)
Post by: Morien on October 07, 2004, 04:28:00 AM
Post by: Likklebaer on October 07, 2004, 04:46:00 AM
| QUOTE (desertboy @ Oct 7 2004, 10:23 AM) |
| Speak for yourself likklebaer I hate America (I don't hate American's at least not all of you) and really hate the inference that we are becoming more american if anything I feel less american now than I did 5 years ago when I used to watch TV (I loathe TV, South park, Takeshi's castle and Zim being the only things I can stomach at the moment). I'd say G W Bush has done more to make us hate america than any other living individual (And Blair has done the same trick to the british.) |
If you'd noted the ">_<" at the end of my post you'd know that I too dislike the fact that this country is becoming little more than a mini-America. However you personally feel, it doesn't change the fact that it is happening. And nobody is going to stop it because, hard as it may be to fathom, the majority of people here actually like stuffing themselves and their children with inhuman amounts fast food, they like TV ads that tell them how they can sue each other, and they like the idea that making money is the most important thing in the entire universe.
But then again even if this country did come to its senses and start rejecting this American influence, we'd probably be branded 'terrorists' and get bombed back to the stone-age.
Post by: Morien on October 07, 2004, 04:49:00 AM
Soon enough Australia will be the thinest western (and non-european besides for britian) country in the world!!!
/me flexes
Post by: 0123456 on October 07, 2004, 06:20:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Oct 6 2004, 08:36 PM) |
| i hate that guy... do us a favor and ban him |
Nagmine, why do you dislike me.
Have I done something that irks you?
Do I remind you of someone you know and dislike (maybe from your past?) in RealLife Ā?
Or am I the lucky recipient of the "random hatred of Nagmine" award?
Either way, please elucidate the hate.
Post by: nagmine on October 07, 2004, 06:57:00 AM
Post by: 0123456 on October 07, 2004, 07:31:00 AM
Go hater, go hater, go.
Post by: nagmine on October 07, 2004, 08:26:00 AM
Post by: desertboy on October 07, 2004, 09:18:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Oct 7 2004, 12:31 PM) |
| Yeah. Damn America and Britian. Think they're all high and mighty with their own heads of state. |
Convict
On another note bad day at the office
http://www.big-boys..../helicrash.html
Post by: VampX on October 07, 2004, 10:01:00 AM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Oct 7 2004, 06:29 PM) |
| How would u have felt if i did that to what ever country flag u have..... |
I for one could care less what they did to my country's flag, but that doesnt mean i dont care about my country,
things like burning a flag are done for shock value, and you my friend fell right into it.
you never see them burn the dutch flag ya know, cause we wouldnt really make a fuss outa it if they did.
the feelings i have for my country are in my heart, not in a piece of dyed cloth.
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 11:06:00 AM
Remember we copy off of Britain when it comes screwing other states.
They've colonized more territories than bangkok whores.Flag burning doesn't bother me, I mean in the 60s and 70s, it was done a lot of times. Burn flags, burn braws, its all the same to me. Its your first amendment right to do so, (well considering if you are not causing clear and present danger) What annoys me that people expect America not to be an influence when America is the unipolar super-power of the world. If any country should be angry I feel, it should be Japan, they have taken Western society to a whole meaning of WTF. I mean who sells a million types of instant noodles, or even sell dried up wasabi flavored pees as chips, but I still love them no matter what.
I've noticed my posts are always longwinded, I'll try to write less from now on, lol.....
Post by: chilin_dude on October 07, 2004, 11:58:00 AM
Post by: VampX on October 07, 2004, 12:39:00 PM
| QUOTE (chilin_dude @ Oct 7 2004, 10:01 PM) |
| Hell, I still love England, if you don't like it then get the fuck out in my opinion, same for US citizens who don't like the US |
Why should they leave their country just because of what other people's decisions are?
yeah my country's goverment makes stupid decisions, but why should I be the one to leave?
its not like its their country more then mine, they are just in more of a position to fuck it all up.
doesnt mean i should leave.
kid : mommy mommy! they keep teasing me in our own backyard!!
mother : then just walk away from your home dear!
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 12:59:00 PM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Oct 7 2004, 08:51 PM) |
| anyways why are we discussing all this stuff here... u know we have a political and news section in the general forum right? |
Who wants to talk to them where I can just talk to the people I want to talk to here about stuff totally irrelevent on the only spam thread.
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 01:39:00 PM
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Oct 7 2004, 09:34 PM) |
| yeah but i didnt come to the emulation forums to talk about how everyones country sucks lol . next thing u know this will be a flame war |
true... But its better then a Surreal V2 flame war.
I've learned in International Relations that all states have their good and bad. I don't dislike any state, but I will definitly state that I don't like most politicians because they are partisan SOB's who never listen to the majority on issues.
New Spam....
Tokyo game show actually had working models of the PSP. It looked nice, better than DS, but still would probably get a DS before that. Just don't know why they made the Metal Gear Solid game for the PSP to be a card game. Damn card games!
I mean seriously, I know we started it with magic, but why take it this far. It ruined my Phantasy Star online, now Metal Gear.
Post by: chilin_dude on October 07, 2004, 03:01:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| Why should they leave their country just because of what other people's decisions are? |
I wasn't saying they should leave because of peoples decisions, as that would be VERY wrong, I was saying if they don't like their country then they should leave. A BIG difference
| QUOTE |
| yeah my country's goverment makes stupid decisions, but why should I be the one to leave? |
See above, I wasn't reffering to government decisions, I was merely stating that if you went to a hotel you didn't like, you'd leave. So if you're in a country you don't like, then leave
.| QUOTE |
its not like its their country more then mine, they are just in more of a position to fuck it all up. |
(This is slightly off-topic as I wasn't actually reffering to government decisions.)
True, I agree with you, which is why governments are sometimes seen as bad things... There should be NO leaders IMO, go all individual rights anda ll
| QUOTE |
| kid : mommy mommy! they keep teasing me in our own backyard!! mother : then just walk away from your home dear! |
No reply to that... Have no idea what the hell you're on about.... If someones teasing you, then tell me and I'll be over there before you say 'pea soup' to knock there block off
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Post by: chilin_dude on October 07, 2004, 03:10:00 PM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Oct 7 2004, 10:07 PM) |
| Its not a debate when you both agree |
We don't, I think that people who don't like their country should fuck off, he doesn't
Post by: Likklebaer on October 07, 2004, 03:30:00 PM
In fact, to me, it shows more love for a country to despair at its ruin than to turn a blind eye or simply accept the way things are because there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done to change them. We need more people who understand what's going wrong here not less.
The very people you're telling to get out may well be the last chance this country has for some kind of salvation.
But if you can honestly and truly say you're happy with the way things are going here, then I would suggest you move off to America. Same shit, only bigger - you'll love it. And I'm sure your blind flag-waving will be more than appreciated there.
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 03:42:00 PM
Post by: nagmine on October 07, 2004, 04:22:00 PM
Post by: Morien on October 07, 2004, 09:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (VampX @ Oct 8 2004, 12:04 AM) |
| never see them burn the dutch flag ya know, cause we wouldnt really make a fuss outa it if they did. |
Holland has a flag now??
I kid I kid. I kid because I love.
My pop migrated here from Holland! You know I'm just joshin'
Post by: Morien on October 07, 2004, 11:19:00 PM
I tried the genesis version but it was..... shit.
I would test it myself, but would rather know before I hunt the game down among my many cds.
(And because of this I'm not making an individual thread and clogging the forum).
Anyone know?
Thanks
Morien
Post by: scryed on October 07, 2004, 11:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Oct 8 2004, 07:22 AM) |
| Anyone know if Themepark (Dos) is playable on Xbox? I tried the genesis version but it was..... shit. I would test it myself, but would rather know before I hunt the game down among my many cds. (And because of this I'm not making an individual thread and clogging the forum). Anyone know? Thanks Morien |
even if its in DOS it still may be too powerful/new for the emulator's expectations, go and find the psx version.
Post by: ofbz on October 08, 2004, 01:36:00 AM
America is a friggin' continent... with tons of countries in it...(or maybe my geography teacher was lying to me...) divided in 3 parts... north, central and south... the us is part of north america...
when someone refers to america's government, its just wrong... and after a while... it gets annoying...
sorry to bring this up... but i had to say it...
Post by: desertboy on October 08, 2004, 02:01:00 AM
| QUOTE (scryed @ Oct 8 2004, 07:34 AM) |
| even if its in DOS it still may be too powerful/new for the emulator's expectations, go and find the psx version. |
Dosbox should run Theme Park but slowly on an xbox, Dosxbox in it's present form on the xbox has no dynrec (The pc latest cvs versions do but it was buggy for a long time it's now starting to get pretty good.)
Realistically the only way I'd see you running dos games at a decent speed would be through linux-dosemu or maybe linux-qemu setup. You never know someone might port qemu to the xbox (get all those freak boys trying to install XP/98).
Post by: Morien on October 08, 2004, 03:19:00 AM
| QUOTE (ofbz @ Oct 8 2004, 03:39 PM) |
| or maybe my geography teacher was lying to me... |
yep.
scryed:
o ok. The compatibility list has it as not working
(psx version)desertboy:
O ok. Hmm. I await the next stable then
Post by: Morien on October 08, 2004, 03:57:00 AM
Not funny ha ha, the other one.
When people post in a forum asking if they can do what that forum is about.
That was phrased very bad, so I'll use an example.
Someone posts in the EMULATORS section of the SOFTWARE forums of the XBOX-SCENE board asking if there is any Xbox compatible software which can emulate stuff.
I just saw one of countless threads that do that... sorry.
Post by: chilin_dude on October 08, 2004, 10:59:00 AM
| QUOTE |
| He's saying (quite clearly I'm keen to add) that a person should not have to leave the country that is their home simply because they despise the way it is being (mis)governed by powers that be both at home and abroad. |
And I was (quite clearly I'm keen to add) stating that if a person doesn't like their country they should leave, not ONLY if they don't like the government or the way its run, but if they just generally don't like their country then they shouldn't live there. As they're not good for the country and they're not good for themselves either as they can't enjoy life if they don't like their country.
| QUOTE |
| In fact, to me, it shows more love for a country to despair at its ruin than to turn a blind eye or simply accept the way things are because there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done to change them. We need more people who understand what's going wrong here not less. |
About the government and they way its run this comment is ok, but not about the whole country and everything in it. Do you think I turn a blind eye? Because I don't, I don't think there is much wrong with this country other than the fact we aren't big enough punishers on people who have commited crimes, but I think the overall country is GREAT.
| QUOTE |
| The very people you're telling to get out may well be the last chance this country has for some kind of salvation. |
That sounds SO like a quote out of a movie it's untrue, they're our last chance for salvation? This country doesn't need salvation, it's progressing very well as it is.
| QUOTE |
| But if you can honestly and truly say you're happy with the way things are going here, then I would suggest you move off to America. Same shit, only bigger - you'll love it. And I'm sure your blind flag-waving will be more than appreciated there. |
Yes I am very happy with the way things are here, so why should I move to America? If you're happy with something you don't leave it unless there are strong reasons... And that last comment of 'blind flag-waving' is an absoloute joke, why do you call me blind? Because I don't agree with you? THat is just as immature as calling me gay.
Post by: nagmine on October 08, 2004, 12:03:00 PM
... i cant think of any other games that came out though for it...
Post by: chilin_dude on October 08, 2004, 12:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (0123456 @ Oct 8 2004, 06:36 PM) |
| Eyes - great ain't they.... ....opened yours lately? |
What? did someoen say something? I can't read with me being blind
.Of course I've opened my eyes recently, if only we brought back corprol and capital punishment this country would return to being great
Post by: Dolfhin on October 08, 2004, 01:09:00 PM
Post by: VampX on October 08, 2004, 01:23:00 PM
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Oct 8 2004, 11:12 PM) |
| Who wants to start a flame fight with me? I'm fucking bored and to lazy to press the connect button on IRC. |
Sharks are better then dolphins!
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:31:00 PM
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Oct 8 2004, 09:12 PM) |
| Who wants to start a flame fight with me? I'm fucking bored and to lazy to press the connect button on IRC. |
Yo momma wasn't.
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:38:00 PM
For me it was:
A bacon sandwichwashed down with:
A cool Sprite.
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:39:00 PM
If you guys weren't such huge BITCHES
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:44:00 PM
(Souvlaki)
only in
(Sub form)
from
(Mr Sub)
with a
and some
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:45:00 PM
In case you were wondering, thats Spency234 in the chaps.
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:46:00 PM
with the odd
to go with it.
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:47:00 PM
For all your penis enlarging/free iPod/debt consolidation needs.
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:50:00 PM
Die 56kers, die.
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:51:00 PM
I'm going to assume that you are a
.jpg)
(Little girl)
Who is very very pwowd of herself that she can count to 6, all by hewsewf.
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:51:00 PM
gasp......choke.....where has my bandwith gone.....urgh.....help.....
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:54:00 PM
Don't make me set Evil Michael on you
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:56:00 PM
Funny, I was just searching Google for a similar MASSIVE pic, and stumbled across this.
http://www.google.ca...=&start=20&sa=N
YOU ARE FAMOUS DUDE!!
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 01:58:00 PM
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 01:58:00 PM
| QUOTE |
| For those who are curious as to what I look like, you can remove this one from your list: |
Read much?
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 02:04:00 PM
(Unicorn)
Post by: nagmine on October 08, 2004, 02:04:00 PM
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 02:05:00 PM
And with that I'm gone....
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 02:08:00 PM
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 02:09:00 PM
Hopefully we meet again.
(Nothing to do with anything)
Post by: 0123456 on October 08, 2004, 02:09:00 PM
Once for the normal people.
And once more for the people in the cheap seats.
Post by: Spency234 on October 08, 2004, 02:11:00 PM
You deserve a
(spanking)
Post by: nagmine on October 08, 2004, 02:16:00 PM
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Oct 8 2004, 10:14 PM) |
| UH OH, double post! IN THE SPAM THREAD?? You deserve a (spanking) |
lol there is something seriously wrong with that picture ... what kinda mother takes a kids pants completely down then gets him to lay across her .... then spanks him with what apears to be a hairbrush. I think momy needs a spanking to
Post by: VampX on October 08, 2004, 02:26:00 PM
Post by: Mr. Chips on October 08, 2004, 06:15:00 PM
the real question is:
how did spency find these dirs ??
Post by: VampX on October 08, 2004, 07:28:00 PM
| QUOTE (Mr. Chips @ Oct 9 2004, 04:18 AM) |
| how did spency find these dirs ?? |
Some things are best left unanswered!
like how long it will be before i throw up because of these sweet flavored chicken noodles
Post by: desertboy on October 08, 2004, 07:41:00 PM
www.findadeath.com
****** This is not a good site for people who want to be sane, not children friendly if I overstepped the mark please delete this post *****
Post by: Morien on October 08, 2004, 09:32:00 PM
Yum Yum!
(Sucked too many balls? To replenish your stocks of donkey balls go here)
Post by: Morien on October 08, 2004, 09:33:00 PM
)
Post by: nagmine on October 08, 2004, 09:47:00 PM
anyways like i asked earlyer has anyone heard anything about emulation of the dd for n64? and has there been any dumps of the games?
Post by: Morien on October 09, 2004, 12:17:00 AM
I've never heard of it, but anything about it would likley be in japanese (since it was only out in japan). But who knows, maybe.
Forgetting an emulator though, I've never heard of a dumper than could do 64dd (but it has been years since I was looking).
Doctor V64 took the 64dd's place, so they couldn't be used simultaneously.
The Mr Backup Z64 might have been able to but I never heard of it doing so.
Post by: Morien on October 09, 2004, 05:14:00 AM
Gee, I've discovered so many new things today (that's was boredom on a break'll do) that I'm droolin'.
Post by: nagmine on October 09, 2004, 10:40:00 AM
* lol
Post by: deathx88 on October 09, 2004, 10:40:00 AM
Post by: VampX on October 09, 2004, 10:52:00 AM
Post by: deathx88 on October 09, 2004, 11:00:00 AM
Post by: Savejonas on October 09, 2004, 01:08:00 PM
But boy can he eat mushrooms and squish turtles.
Post by: Mr. Chips on October 09, 2004, 01:26:00 PM
they should make a fighting game called Turtles Revenge...Mario VS. Ninja Turles!!!
Post by: VampX on October 09, 2004, 05:51:00 PM
| QUOTE |
JAKKS Pacific Secures Games License From Midway For TV Games MALIBU, Calif. Ā February 16, 2004 -- JAKKS Pacific, Inc. (Nasdaq: JAKK) announced today that the Company has signed a worldwide licensing agreement with Midway to produce a version of JAKKSĀ TV GamesĀ based on classic MidwayĀ® titles. TV Games is a plug and play gaming system that contains multiple classic games in one single controller. Midway TV Games will feature top-selling Midway games, including Mortal KombatĀ®, Spy HunterĀ®, RampageĀ®, JoustĀ®, DefenderĀ® I & II, Robotron:2084Ā®, Marble MadnessĀ®, Smash TVĀ, Super SprintĀ and PaperboyĀ®. All that is needed are batteries and a TV -- No videogame consoles and no gaming cartridges are required. Simply plug TV Games into the A/V jacks of any standard television set, turn on and play. The lightweight, compact, all-inclusive controller, houses a combination of videogames with all of the hardware built right into the controller. This technology allows gaming fans to enjoy a number of videogames with just one single purchase. ĀWe are excited by the response to the TV Games platform from the nations gaming community,Ā commented Jennifer Richmond, senior vice president of licensing, JAKKS Pacific. ĀWe are very pleased to add Midway to our exciting roster of top licenses, and believe their games like Mortal Kombat and Defender will be excellent additions to the TV Games line.Ā Midway TV Games will debut at International Toy Fair 2004, and is expected to retail for approximately $20.00. For more information on JAKKS PacificĀs TV GamesĀ line, please go to www.jakkstvgames.com. |
This news is soooooooooo old, but damnit i just heard about and i'm gonna make a post about it!
i'm so gonna get this if the joystick looks any good and the game is a faithfull arcade conversion!
just cause i'm a mk1/2 fan from back in the day
okay i'm done..
Post by: desertboy on October 10, 2004, 06:57:00 AM
http://sourceforge.n...?msg_id=2705614
And Residual is a pet project of some of the scummvm (but certainly not all) team it's not a long term goal of scummvm and won;t be intergrated into it.
On that point has anyone got GF working in XP, I'm having real problems, I don't want to have to use a VM with 98 to get it to work.
Post by: Morien on October 10, 2004, 07:11:00 AM
Post by: Morien on October 10, 2004, 07:21:00 AM
Post by: ofbz on October 10, 2004, 08:34:00 AM
| QUOTE (Morien @ Oct 10 2004, 03:24 PM) |
| ...(The link was found thanks to ofbz (i think), so kudos to him/her) ... |
him... and not really anyways...(found it on a post on garbage bin...can't remember author...)
i have it on my sig too
everybody should...
thanks for the kudos anyways
Post by: ClintiePoo on April 11, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Mar 14 2006, 03:01 PM) 
I don't need it. I can do it in under a minute.
Post by: irishwhip on April 11, 2006, 07:23:00 PM
QUOTE(ClintiePoo @ Apr 12 2006, 02:14 AM)
I don't need it. I can do it in under a minute.
i can't
i can do rubiks magic in 6 seconds though
Post by: BulkySam on April 12, 2006, 04:50:00 PM
Post by: VampX on April 14, 2006, 08:00:00 PM
Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason."
Well, that's what this place feels like - hell. I hate it already and it's only been a few hours.
I'm so tired. We get up at four in the morning...
Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: [narrating] At first I thought they handed me the wrong dossier.
I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. Third Generation West Point, top of his class, Airbourne, Korea,
about a thousand decorations, etc, etc...
Topper Harley, Capt. Benjamin L. Willard: [as their boats pass each other]
I loved you in Wall Street!!
Post by: BulkySam on April 15, 2006, 03:20:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on April 15, 2006, 06:10:00 PM
http://media.putfile...Buckwheat-Sings
Post by: BulkySam on April 27, 2006, 05:51:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 03, 2006, 03:24:00 PM
Post by: Odb718 on May 03, 2006, 06:43:00 PM
newb
wth is going on...
weeeird....
this is the third post I've tried to add, but it's taking it under my first one...
4th and it's still doing it
It's giving me a blank area to type in and I can't edit this post
Post by: VampX on May 03, 2006, 06:59:00 PM
Post by: bumr055 on May 07, 2006, 11:28:00 PM
defently my most prized posetion!
i will say good job if you ccan guess what its from!
Post by: manu_xl on May 08, 2006, 08:23:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 08, 2006, 09:46:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 08, 2006, 11:29:00 AM
in-clude
in-clude
in-cluded
including
incompatible?
inc
incwtfwhydoesitkeepaddinga-betweenin&clude?
in-clude
in-clude
in-clude
Post by: dohopoki on May 08, 2006, 11:52:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 08, 2006, 12:16:00 PM
i wonder why they filter this this way..
Post by: dohopoki on May 08, 2006, 12:19:00 PM
Post by: VampX on May 08, 2006, 12:22:00 PM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ May 8 2006, 08:26 PM)
I know I know, I wanted to see if you were going to try to type outclude since I put a dash in it.
Thought about trying it, but my mind just told me that we were pretty sure you were trying to fool us.
Post by: BulkySam on May 08, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
Post by: VampX on May 09, 2006, 03:12:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ May 9 2006, 05:32 AM)
I've got two tickets to paradise.
What? you're coming to the netherlands? dude tell me when i'll show ya around
Post by: irishwhip on May 09, 2006, 06:04:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on May 10, 2006, 12:38:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on May 10, 2006, 01:28:00 PM
Post by: manu_xl on May 10, 2006, 01:37:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ May 9 2006, 11:19 AM)
What? you're coming to the netherlands? dude tell me when i'll show ya around
paradise is more than legally buying pot in the shop and having orange illness when the queen's birthday takes place
Post by: BulkySam on May 10, 2006, 04:22:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jan 17 2005, 11:29 AM)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me exlain:
I usually linger around the XBE Exploits Forum. I usually look around the emulation forum to see if anything is up, i.e. new versions (not like some people I've seen in this thread). Anyway, I stumbled upon this thread. Out of sheer boredom, I read the whole thing. I started last week on the evening of the 12th and just finished right this second. I wish I could have been here from the beginning. I laughed,
, I cried, 
, I laughed some more, 
, I became frustrated, 
, I slept, 
, I woke up, 
, I read some more, repeat. I really have nothing better to do with my life (maybe I'm just as pathetic as master, oh wait, I don't hold on to things that much). Anyway, it's great to be caught up with everyone else.P.S.
I was sad to see Vampx go.
That was when I started posting on this thread. Boy, my life sucks. Anyway, have fun, Xtrplpqtl (WTF!).
It's strange looking at that post and knowing that Vampx is now back and active. Oh, and if I ever do go to the Netherlands, I might just take you up on that offer.
Post by: VampX on May 10, 2006, 04:42:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ May 11 2006, 12:29 AM)
Oh, and if I ever do go to the Netherlands, I might just take you up on that offer.
I once got lost in Amsterdam and i had to call my friend for directions, so i would advice against it.
Oh the hillarity.
back to looking at likklebaer's naked webcam.
Post by: dohopoki on May 10, 2006, 05:29:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on May 10, 2006, 07:16:00 PM
Post by: VampX on May 10, 2006, 08:27:00 PM
QUOTE(Xtrplpqtl @ May 10 2006, 10:08 PM)
I'm halfway through reading the entire spam thread, from post 1 to 800 and something...
I have no life.
BTW, topiclessness is a great thing.
I checked out like 20 old pages myself, damn shame that like 90% of the pics posted dont show up anymore.
Post by: BulkySam on May 11, 2006, 12:01:00 PM
Post by: VampX on May 11, 2006, 12:59:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 12 2005, 08:59 PM)
Theme of today : Wrestling chicks in thongs.
1st one : Lita
Good memories, maybe i should do another wrestling chicks in thong's week?
Post by: ohhwun_xtreme on May 11, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ May 11 2006, 02:06 PM)
Good memories, maybe i should do another wrestling chicks in thong's week?
sure .. why not
Post by: georaldc on May 11, 2006, 05:14:00 PM
http://www.compfused...irectlink/1306/
Post by: MF29 on May 11, 2006, 05:57:00 PM
Post by: georaldc on May 11, 2006, 06:07:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 12, 2006, 07:02:00 AM
http://rikerpeeks.ytmnd.com/
Post by: VampX on May 13, 2006, 04:23:00 PM
QUOTE(XxFocusxX @ May 13 2006, 05:05 PM)
*bump
Thank you for bumping all these threads that you didnt even participate in,
you must feel like a proud 12 year old now.
Post by: VampX on May 14, 2006, 06:53:00 PM
since Thraxen requested them for me.
and that means no updates to The Great Xbox Emulation Answer Thread
Also its rather amusing that they never bothered to answer my official request for some moderator shuffling.
but on a brighter note they are discussing frontpage polls and DOA4 forums
Post by: BulkySam on May 16, 2006, 03:24:00 PM
http://blizzardofcos.ytmnd.com/
inspired this:
http://pokenoid.ytmnd.com/
Post by: BulkySam on May 20, 2006, 12:51:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 21, 2006, 01:46:00 PM
http://catjuggling.ytmnd.com
Post by: VampX on May 22, 2006, 05:39:00 AM
ITS ALIVE!!!!!
Post by: dohopoki on May 22, 2006, 05:42:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 22, 2006, 06:35:00 AM
(once again my age starts showing)
Post by: BulkySam on May 22, 2006, 06:52:00 PM
Los Locos kick your face
Los Locos kick your balls
into outer space!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been very bored lately:
http://wonderfulphonebook.ytmnd.com
Post by: Iriez on May 22, 2006, 08:44:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 23, 2006, 06:59:00 AM
QUOTE(Iriez @ May 22 2006, 09:51 PM)
whores.
I guess that makes you a John.
Post by: nes6502 on May 23, 2006, 09:06:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ May 22 2006, 01:42 PM)
Only with the special Johnny-Five bios.
(once again my age starts showing)
Ahh, the days when Steve Guttenberg rulled the world. All those 80's movies he made, and who could forget all the 90's movies, wait he didn't make any 90's movies. In fact, I don't think he ever made another movie again after the end of the 80's.
Well, I can allways watch Police Academy.
Post by: VampX on May 23, 2006, 09:51:00 AM
QUOTE(nes6502 @ May 23 2006, 05:13 PM)
Ahh, the days when Steve Guttenberg rulled the world. All those 80's movies he made, and who could forget all the 90's movies, wait he didn't make any 90's movies. In fact, I don't think he ever made another movie again after the end of the 80's.
Well, I can allways watch Police Academy.
Man who could forget that memorable Leslie Easterbrook moment,
i was so creeped out when i saw her in Devils Rejects
Also more Steve Guttenberg soon.
Post by: BulkySam on May 24, 2006, 07:58:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ May 22 2006, 06:46 AM)
ITS ALIVE!!!!!
WEIRD SCIENCE!!!!!
Post by: dohopoki on May 24, 2006, 04:35:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 25, 2006, 11:54:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 25, 2006, 12:30:00 PM
LENORE
by Edgar Allan Poe
(1831)
Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever!
Let the bell toll!- a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river;
And, Guy de Vere, hast thou no tear?- weep now or nevermore!
See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!
Come! let the burial rite be read- the funeral song be sung!-
An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young-
A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.
"Wretches! ye loved her for her wealth and hated her for her pride,
And when she fell in feeble health, ye blessed her- that she died!
How shall the ritual, then, be read?- the requiem how be sung
By you- by yours, the evil eye,- by yours, the slanderous tongue
That did to death the innocence that died, and died so young?"
Peccavimus; but rave not thus! and let a Sabbath song
Go up to God so solemnly the dead may feel no wrong.
The sweet Lenore hath "gone before," with Hope, that flew beside,
Leaving thee wild for the dear child that should have been thy
bride.
For her, the fair and debonair, that now so lowly lies,
The life upon her yellow hair but not within her eyes
The life still there, upon her hair- the death upon her eyes.
"Avaunt! avaunt! from fiends below, the indignant ghost is riven-
From Hell unto a high estate far up within the Heaven-
From grief and groan, to a golden throne, beside the King of
Heaven!
Let no bell toll, then,- lest her soul, amid its hallowed mirth,
Should catch the note as it doth float up from the damned Earth!
And I!- to-night my heart is light!- no dirge will I upraise,
But waft the angel on her flight with a Paean of old days!"
by Edgar Allan Poe
(1831)
Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever!
Let the bell toll!- a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river;
And, Guy de Vere, hast thou no tear?- weep now or nevermore!
See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!
Come! let the burial rite be read- the funeral song be sung!-
An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young-
A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.
"Wretches! ye loved her for her wealth and hated her for her pride,
And when she fell in feeble health, ye blessed her- that she died!
How shall the ritual, then, be read?- the requiem how be sung
By you- by yours, the evil eye,- by yours, the slanderous tongue
That did to death the innocence that died, and died so young?"
Peccavimus; but rave not thus! and let a Sabbath song
Go up to God so solemnly the dead may feel no wrong.
The sweet Lenore hath "gone before," with Hope, that flew beside,
Leaving thee wild for the dear child that should have been thy
bride.
For her, the fair and debonair, that now so lowly lies,
The life upon her yellow hair but not within her eyes
The life still there, upon her hair- the death upon her eyes.
"Avaunt! avaunt! from fiends below, the indignant ghost is riven-
From Hell unto a high estate far up within the Heaven-
From grief and groan, to a golden throne, beside the King of
Heaven!
Let no bell toll, then,- lest her soul, amid its hallowed mirth,
Should catch the note as it doth float up from the damned Earth!
And I!- to-night my heart is light!- no dirge will I upraise,
But waft the angel on her flight with a Paean of old days!"
Post by: Odb718 on May 25, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on May 26, 2006, 03:22:00 PM
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh the things that you say
Is it life or
Just a play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to
remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Post by: The Reepr on May 26, 2006, 08:12:00 PM
You post Edgar Allen Poe In An Xbox Forum, but no names will be mentioned.
Post by: VampX on May 27, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
QUOTE(The Reepr @ May 27 2006, 04:19 AM)
You know you're bored when:
You post Edgar Allen Poe In An Xbox Forum, but no names will be mentioned.
You know you're bored when: You reply about said Edgar Allen Poe posting.
Post by: Odb718 on May 27, 2006, 11:37:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on June 05, 2006, 01:23:00 PM
Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
Hey, down in front!
Sorry but that exchange of dialog has been looped in my head ever since I got out of the shower... and said MacGyver for some reason.
Post by: BulkySam on June 07, 2006, 10:59:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on June 10, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Aug 27 2005, 03:13 PM)
I'm not gonna let this go onto another page again. It is already 2 from the bottom.
Round 2!
Post by: BulkySam on June 11, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
http://databsod.ytmnd.com/
Post by: BulkySam on June 12, 2006, 04:21:00 PM
http://sanfordandtoys.ytmnd.com
Post by: VampX on June 12, 2006, 05:27:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jun 13 2006, 12:28 AM)
Weak effort, you should have cleaned the toystory images better.
Post by: BulkySam on June 12, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 13, 2006, 03:52:00 PM
http://cosbyytmnds.ytmnd.com
Post by: BulkySam on June 15, 2006, 05:03:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on June 17, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
Post by: VampX on June 17, 2006, 08:27:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on June 17, 2006, 10:53:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 18, 2006, 12:40:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on June 18, 2006, 01:34:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 18, 2006, 01:45:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 19, 2006, 09:21:00 AM
Post by: VampX on June 19, 2006, 09:23:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on June 19, 2006, 12:58:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 19, 2006, 07:45:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on June 19, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
Post by: nes6502 on June 19, 2006, 09:13:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 20, 2006, 06:56:00 AM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ Jun 19 2006, 09:42 PM)
Like that isn't going to happen if you've got 20/20 vision.
I like my chances with 20/20 more than I like my chances blind.
Post by: dohopoki on June 21, 2006, 03:37:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jun 20 2006, 09:03 AM)
I like my chances with 20/20 more than I like my chances blind.
Speaking of which, there's something I always wanted to do when I was younger.
Get the first model of the sega cd and stack the first model of the sega genesis on it. Then put a 32x on that. Then a Game Genie for genesis, which If I remember correctly was rather tall. Then Sonic and Knuckles and in that Mutant League Football. Finally, to really sell the idea, instead of a genesis pad, I'd put an Atari joystick in the second player slot and balance that on top of mutant league.
It saddens me that this has been in my mind for over 10 years and I've still not done it.
Post by: VampX on June 21, 2006, 07:12:00 AM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ Jun 21 2006, 11:44 AM)
Speaking of which, there's something I always wanted to do when I was younger.
Get the first model of the sega cd and stack the first model of the sega genesis on it. Then put a 32x on that. Then a Game Genie for genesis, which If I remember correctly was rather tall. Then Sonic and Knuckles and in that Mutant League Football. Finally, to really sell the idea, instead of a genesis pad, I'd put an Atari joystick in the second player slot and balance that on top of mutant league.
It saddens me that this has been in my mind for over 10 years and I've still not done it.
I'm working on just that btw, except i'm gonna do the following :
from the ground up eh!
1 - Sega CD
2 - Sega Genesis Model1 (its bigger!!)
3 - Sega Copier (might go with my Smartbros unless i can find a Super Magic Drive) (if anyone knows where to get one or has one feel free to pm me with a price/url)
3 - 32X (still need this one)
4 - Action Replay
5 - Sonic & knuckles
6 - GameGear (still need this one)
7 - Honeybee Import Adapter
8 - Bigass EA game like Haunting or Jungle Strike.
Post by: BulkySam on June 21, 2006, 03:31:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 21, 2006, 03:41:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 21 2006, 03:19 PM)
6 - GameGear (still need this one)
yeah that should be Game-Genie, not gamegear.
Post by: dohopoki on June 21, 2006, 04:45:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 21, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 22, 2006, 06:15:00 AM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ Jun 22 2006, 12:52 AM)
action replay, game copier, honeybee... oh man there better be pictures of this. By the way the only reason I chose Mutant League was because I remember the cart being a taller one, if you've got just as tall or taller that's fine.
this cart?
because thats a standard EA Games cart, all their games are tall like that (which is excellent btw)
Post by: BulkySam on June 22, 2006, 09:11:00 AM
Post by: dohopoki on June 23, 2006, 01:12:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 22 2006, 08:22 AM)
this cart?
because thats a standard EA Games cart, all their games are tall like that (which is excellent btw)
I honestly wasn't aware EA made Mutant League.
Post by: VampX on June 23, 2006, 05:28:00 AM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ Jun 23 2006, 09:19 AM)
I honestly wasn't aware EA made Mutant League.
Me neither but i love how they made those bigass carts, i have like 10 of them.
but i'm not gonna go with an EA cart for the top of the sega tower, i'm gonna go with something
that just happened to come with the mail today from a very good canadian friend.
behold the behemoth
Post by: dohopoki on June 23, 2006, 05:45:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 23 2006, 07:35 AM)
Now that's a capper if ever there was one.
Post by: VampX on June 23, 2006, 06:49:00 AM
now i'm gonna see if i can find a game-genie and a 32X
Post by: irishwhip on June 23, 2006, 02:18:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 23, 2006, 04:58:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 23 2006, 07:56 AM)
now i'm gonna see if i can find a game-genie and a 32X
Post another picture when you do.
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Jun 23 2006, 03:25 PM)
Nice.
Post by: dohopoki on June 23, 2006, 05:30:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 25, 2006, 08:36:00 AM
Post by: dohopoki on June 26, 2006, 03:50:00 AM
QUOTE(drumstyx @ Jun 26 2006, 05:22 AM)
is this just for the sake of making a big tower....or will it actually be playable?...cos i know on gameboy...2 gamesharks linked together dont work....also...what's this "sega channel" thing?
It's not just a big tower, it's a big tower made of official and unlicensed attachments for the sega genesis that all attach to each other without having to do anything special to get them to. Also without doubling items. I don't believe any other console has this many unique attachments, particularly the fact that several of these things are licensed. If they were put in the right order, I suppose this thing could theoritically do something turned on but I'm betting at most it would will just cause a fire. At most.
Sega Channel was a service you paid for monthly to download demoes and junk.
I did once stack a snes, game genie, super gameboy. Interesting result was, while I couldn't run the game (or it ran real slowly, can't remember) instead of getting the regular super gameboy startup screen I got the regular Nintendo Scroll startup screen.
Post by: VampX on June 26, 2006, 05:40:00 PM
Blululululululuh. I am the deadly Mexican staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka!
I am very scary. And dangerous.
Post by: irishwhip on June 26, 2006, 05:54:00 PM
THE HYPNO-TOAD
Post by: VampX on June 26, 2006, 06:02:00 PM
meeeeeeeeeeeeh..
Post by: nes6502 on June 26, 2006, 07:20:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on June 26, 2006, 11:36:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 28, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
http://www.apple.com...s/spider-man_3/
*faints
Post by: dohopoki on June 28, 2006, 08:47:00 AM
Ā© 2006 Sony Pictures Digital Inc. All rights reserved. Please see our PRIVACY POLICY, TERMS OF SERVICE and YOUR CALIFORNIA PRIVACY RIGHTS.
Shocking indeed.
Post by: VampX on June 28, 2006, 09:25:00 AM
fuck the USA!! fuck it!!
<-- why does this smilie look like a terrorist?
Post by: BulkySam on June 28, 2006, 04:20:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 29, 2006, 02:06:00 PM
Don't remember where I was
I realized life was a game
The more seriously I took things
The harder the rules became
I had no idea what it'd cost
My life passed before my eyes
I found out how little I accomplished
All my plans denied
So as you read this know my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile when you think of me
My body's gone that's all
A tout le monde (To all the world)
A tous mes amis (To all my friends)
Je vous aime (I love you)
Je dois partir (I have to leave)
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
There's nothing more to say
Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And the living are scarred
Post by: Stratus on June 30, 2006, 01:50:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Jun 30 2006, 01:48 AM)
huh?
I second that
Post by: micbic on June 30, 2006, 01:52:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on June 30, 2006, 07:10:00 AM
stratus
Post by: BulkySam on June 30, 2006, 07:56:00 AM
Post by: dohopoki on June 30, 2006, 04:30:00 PM
I wish my DS lite would finish charging.
Post by: BulkySam on June 30, 2006, 04:34:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on June 30, 2006, 04:36:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jun 30 2006, 06:41 PM)
I don't see how numbers are supposed to impress people. It's like they're saying, "Hey, we threw X different things in here, and we aren't going to tell you what they are. But it's good." Numbers don't impress me.
4 MILLION
Post by: BulkySam on June 30, 2006, 05:27:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on June 30, 2006, 07:17:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on June 30, 2006, 07:30:00 PM
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Jun 30 2006, 09:24 PM)
do you still have cherry 7up in the US? i can't find a drop of it over here.
It's been a while since I had it but I believe so. That stuff is the most carbonated drink ever.
Post by: nes6502 on June 30, 2006, 07:34:00 PM
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Jul 1 2006, 02:24 AM)
do you still have cherry 7up in the US? i can't find a drop of it over here.
The last time I went to Europe the only US drink I could find was Coke. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough.
Post by: BulkySam on July 01, 2006, 02:52:00 PM
Post by: Odb718 on July 02, 2006, 08:01:00 PM
Im try to joke around with the admins, not breaking any rules of X-S, and get banned!! and then you clearly break the rules and point out the fact you're breaking the rules and just sit pretty!?
btw anyone try the natural 7-up? I wanna try it but haven't seen it anywhere...
and Dr. Pepper is originally made to taste like prunes. It was to help older people pass... the time... and had coke in it to give them a pep. Hence the name Dr.... Pepper....
If you drink it you'll taste the prunes taste... it's real subtle nowadays.
*** made with prunes
Post by: manu_xl on July 02, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
QUOTE(nes6502 @ Jul 1 2006, 03:41 AM)
The last time I went to Europe the only US drink I could find was Coke. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough.
if i was american and should be in europe i wouldnt search us sugar drinks. BUT would drink beer, wine, etc ...
but definately not 7up, dr pepper and other crazyness.
Post by: BulkySam on July 03, 2006, 04:35:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on July 03, 2006, 06:32:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on July 04, 2006, 12:33:00 PM
Post by: VampX on July 04, 2006, 02:35:00 PM
Lets start a nuclear war!!
Post by: BulkySam on July 05, 2006, 07:32:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on July 05, 2006, 09:16:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on July 05, 2006, 09:30:00 AM
Post by: manu_xl on July 05, 2006, 02:35:00 PM
please chill for one week
Post by: dohopoki on July 05, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
I spelled 2 wrong
Post by: irishwhip on July 05, 2006, 03:29:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on July 05, 2006, 03:32:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on July 05, 2006, 04:28:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jul 5 2006, 05:39 PM)
I was wondering when someone would acknowledge the fact that I post mainly in this thread.
Who are you?
Post by: BulkySam on July 05, 2006, 05:55:00 PM
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box. I oculd not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! and you may. Try them and you may, I say.
Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.
Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do like green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!
Also, I've really got nothing better to do. I have an Xbox and I know how to run what I want to run. I see some stupid threads started out in this forum, with the same questions, and there are people that can answer those questions much better than I could. I didn't want to just disappear from the X-S, so I confined myself to this thread. It keeps me coming back so that I can still see what's new just in case I miss something. I wouldn't want to be stuck with lousy and outdated emulators.
Post by: EuroHEV on July 05, 2006, 06:47:00 PM
QUOTE
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-Aug 21 2004
Post by: VampX on July 06, 2006, 04:21:00 AM
QUOTE(EuroHEV @ Jul 6 2006, 02:54 AM)
-Aug 21 2004
Sarcasm isnt for everybody i guess..
Post by: bigmac_375 on July 06, 2006, 09:02:00 AM
java sucks.
I think Java is the best language going today, which is to say, it's the marginally acceptable one among the set of complete bagbiting loser languages that we have to work with out here in the real world. Java is far, far more pleasant to work with than C or C++ or Perl or Tcl/Tk or even Emacs-Lisp. When I first started using Java, it felt like an old friend: like finally I was back using a real object system, before the blights of C (the PDP-11 assembler that thinks it's a language) and C++ (the PDP-11 assembler that thinks it's an object system) took over the world.
However, as I settled in, I found a lot of things about Java that irritate me. As this happened, I wrote them down. The following document was mostly written while I was learning the language, during the design and development of Grendel back in 1997. Therefore, some of the following complaints might have been addressed in later versions of the language, or they might have been misunderstandings on my part.
It's too bad Sun has been working as hard as they can, in their typical Sun way, to destroy Java by holding on to it so closely that nobody else can actually improve it.
I've also merged in a few complaints from Dan Bornstein and Richard Mlynarik. Thanks guys!
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About the Java name, and associated politics:
The fact is that there are four completely different things that go by the name ``Java'':
A language;
An enormous class library;
A virtual machine;
A security model.
Sun would like you to believe that these are all the same thing, and that the name ``Java'' implies all of them, but this is marketing fiction. Worse than that, the fact that Sun has tried so hard to push this idea has done grievous damage to the acceptance of Java.
Java-the-language is, overall, a very good thing, and works well.
Java-the-class-library is mostly passable.
Java-the-virtual-machine is an interesting research project, a nice proof of concept, and is basically usable for a certain class of problems (those problems where speed isn't all that important: basically, those tasks where you could get away with using Perl instead of C.)
Java-the-security-model is another interesting research project, but it only barely works right now. In a few years, maybe they'll have it figured out or replaced.
If Sun hadn't tried so hard to conflate these four completely different things, if they had first shipped native-code Java compilers, then the VM, then the security model, then Java probably would have completely displaced C++ by now.
The whole ``write once run anywhere'' idea (which is to say, the virtual machine) is a wonderful idea, and I wish it the best of luck. But it's not true yet. It might be someday: in the meantime, I'd like to write programs in Java today, the way I can write programs in C today. So I have to recompile for every architecture on which I want to run. Ok, I wish I didn't, but that's what I have to do today anyway, but I have to do it in C instead of Java.
Virtual machines are cool. Security models that allow network-distributed code are cool. Serialization and agent-like behavior is also cool.
But these are not what I'm most interested in. There are a lot of people who are most interested in those things, but me, I just want to write a program that will run on some suitable number of architectures. I'm happy distributing binaries for each architecture to do that. Sure, having one binary that ran on everything would be nice, but you know, it's just not a hard requirement.
Today, I program in C.
I think C is a pretty crummy language. I would like to write the same kinds of programs in a better language.
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First the good stuff:
Java doesn't have free().
I have to admit right off that, after that, all else is gravy. That one point makes me able to forgive just about anything else, no matter how egregious. Given this one point, everything else in this document fades nearly to insignificance.
But...
About the Java language itself:
(I'm separating my complaints about Java the language, and Java the class library, despite Sun's repeated attempts to blur this important and fundamental distinction.)
It's hard to live with none of: lexically scoped local functions; a macro system; and inlined functions.
I really hate the lack of downward-funargs; anonymous classes are a lame substitute. (I can live without long-lived closures, but I find lack of function pointers a huge pain.)
The fact that static methods aren't really class methods (they're actually global functions: you can't override them in a subclass) is pretty dumb.
It's far from obvious how one hints that a method should be inlined, or otherwise go real fast. Does `final' do it? Does `private final' do it? Given that there is no preprocessor to let you do per-function shorthand, and no equivalent of Common Lisp's flet (or even macrolet), one ends up either duplicating code, or allowing the code to be inefficient. Those are both bad choices.
Two identical byte[] arrays aren't equal and don't hash the same. Maybe this is just a bug, but:
You can't fix this by subclassing Hashtable.
You can't fix this by subclassing Array because it's not really an object. What you can do is wrap an Object around an Array and let that implement hashCode and equals by digging around in its contained array, but that adds not-insignificant memory overhead (16 bytes per object, today.)
Gee, I know, I'll write my own hash table. I've only done that a thousand times.
I can't seem to manage to iterate the characters in a String without implicitly involving half a dozen method calls per character.
The other alternative is to convert the String to a byte[] first, and iterate the bytes, at the cost of creating lots of random garbage.
Generally, I'm dissatisfied with the overhead added by Unicode support in those cases where I'm sure that there are no non-ASCII characters. There ought to be two subclasses of an abstract String class, one that holds Unicode, and one that holds 8-bit quantities. They should offer identical APIs and be indistinguishable, except for the fact that if a string has only 8-bit characters, it takes up half as much memory!
Of course, String being final eliminates even the option of implementing that.
Interfaces seem a huge, cheesy copout for avoiding multiple inheritance; they really seem like they were grafted on as an afterthought. Maybe there's a good reason for them being the way they are, but I don't see it; it looks like they were just looking for a way to multiply-inherit methods without allowing call-next-method and without allowing instance variables?
There's something kind of screwy going on with type promotion that I don't totally understand yet but that I'm pretty sure I don't like. This gets a compiler error about type conflicts:
abstract class List {
abstract List next();
}
class foo extends List {
foo n;
foo next() { return n; }
}
I think that's wrong, because every foo is-a List. The compiler seems to be using type-of rather than typep.
This ``integers aren't objects'' nonsense really pisses me off. Why did they do that? Is the answer as lame as, ``we wanted the `int' type to be 32 bits instead of 31''? (You only really need one bit of type on the pointer if you don't need small conses, after all.)
The way this bit me is, I've got code that currently takes an array of objects, and operates on them in various opaque ways (all it cares about is equality, they're just cookies.) I was thinking of changing these objects to be shorts instead of objects, for compactness of their containing objects: they'd be indexes into a shared table, instead of pointers to shared objects.
To do this, I would have to rewrite that other code to know that they're shorts instead of objects. Because one can't assign a short to a variable or argument that expects an Object, and consequently, one can't invoke the equal method on a short.
Wrapping them up in Short objects would kind of defeat the purpose: then they'd be bigger than the pointer to the original object rather than smaller.
And in related news, it's a total pain that one can't iterate over the contents of an array without knowing intimate details about its contents: you have to know whether it's byte[], or int[], or Object[]. I mean, it is not rocket science to have a language that can transparently access both boxed and unboxed storage. It's not as if Java isn't doing all the requisite runtime type checks already! It's as if they went out of their way to make this not work...
Is there some philosophical point I'm missing? Is the notion of separating your algorithms from your data structures suddenly no longer a part of the so-called ``object oriented'' pantheon?
After all this time, people still think that integer overflow is better than degrading to bignums, or raising an exception?
Of course, they have Bignums now (ha!) All you have to do (ha!) is rewrite your code to look like this:
result = x.add(y.multiply(BigInteger.valueOf(7))).pow(3).abs().setBit(27);
Note that some parameters must be BigIntegers, and some must be ints, and some must be longs, with largely no rhyme or reason. (This complaint is in the ``language'' section and not the ``library'' section because this shit should be part of the language, i.e., at the syntax level.)
I miss typedef. If I have integers that represent something, I can't make type assertions about them except that they are ints. Unless I'm willing to swaddle them in blankets by wrapping Integer objects around them.
Similarly, I think the available idioms for simulating enum and :keywords are fairly lame. (There's no way for the compiler to issue that life-saving warning, ``enumeration value `x' not handled in switch'', for example.)
They go to the trouble of building a single two-element enumerated type into the language (Boolean) but won't give us a way to define our own?
As far as I can see, there's no efficient way to implement `assert' or `#ifdef DEBUG'. Java gets half a point for this by promising that if you have a static final boolean, then conditionals that use it will get optimized away if appropriate. This means you can do things like
if (randomGlobalObject.DEBUG) { assert(whatever, "whatever!"); }
but that's so gratuitously verbose that it makes my teeth hurt. (See also, lack of any kind of macro system.)
By having `new' be the only possible interface to allocation, and by having no back door through which you can escape from the type safety prison, there are a whole class of ancient, well-known optimizations that one just cannot perform. If something isn't done about this, the language is never going to be fast enough for some tasks, no matter how good the JITs get. And ``write once run everywhere'' will continue to be the marketing fantasy that it is today.
I sure miss multi-dispatch. (The CLOS notion of doing method lookup based on the types of all of the arguments, rather than just on the type of the implicit zero'th argument, this).
The finalization system is lame. Worse than merely being lame, they brag about how lame it is! To paraphrase the docs: ``Your object will only be finalized once, even if it's resurrected in finalization! Isn't that grand?!'' Post-mortem finalization was figured out years ago and works well. Too bad Sun doesn't know that.
Relatedly, there are no ``weak pointers.'' Without weak pointers and a working finalization system, you can't implement a decent caching mechanism for, e.g., a communication framework that maintains proxies to objects on other machines, and likewise keeps track of other machines' references to your objects.
You can't close over anything but final variables in an inner class! Their rationale is that it might be ``confusing.'' Of course you can get the effect you want by manually wrapping your variables inside of one-element arrays. The very first time I tried using inner classes, I got bitten by this -- that is, I naively attempted to modify a closed-over variable and the compiler complained at me, so I in fact did the one-element array thing. The only other time I've used inner classes, again, I needed the same functionality; I started writing it the obvious way and let out a huge sigh of frustration when, half way through, I realized what I had done and manually walked back through the code turning my
Object foo = <whatever>;
into
final Object[] foo = { <whatever> };
and all the occurence of foo into foo[0]. Arrrgh!
The access model with respect to the mutability (or read-only-ness) of objects blows. Here's an example:
System.in, out and err (the stdio streams) are all final variables. They didn't used to be, but some clever applet-writer realized that you could change them and start intercepting all output and do all sorts of nasty stuff. So, the whip-smart folks at Sun went and made them final. But hey! Sometimes it's okay to change them! So, they also added System.setIn, setOut, and setErr methods to change them!
``Change a final variable?!'' I hear you cry. Yep. They sneak in through native code and change finals now. You might think it'd give 'em pause to think and realize that other people might also want to have public read-only yet privately writable variables, but no.
Oh, but it gets even better: it turns out they didn't really have to sneak in through native code anyway, at least as far as the JVM is concerned, since the JVM treats final variables as always writable to the class they're defined in! There's no special case for constructors: they're just always writable. The javac compiler, on the other hand, pretends that they're only assignable once, either in static init code for static finals or once per constructor for instance variables. It also will optimize access to finals, despite the fact that it's actually unsafe to do so.
Something else related to this absurd lack of control over who can modify an object and who cannot is that there is no notion of constant space: constantry is all per-class, not per-object. If I've got a loop that does
String foo = "x";
it does what you'd expect, because the loader happens to have special-case magic that interns strings, but if I do:
String foo[] = { "x", "y" };
then guess what, it conses up a new array each time through the loop! Um, thanks, but don't most people expect literal constants to be immutable? If I wanted to copy it, I would copy it. The language also should impose the contract that literal constants are immutable.
Even without the language having immutable objects, a non-losing compiler could eliminate the consing in some limited situations through static analysis, but I'm not holding my breath.
Using final on variables doesn't do anything useful in this case; as far as I can tell, the only reason that final works on variables at all is to force you to specify it on variables that are closed over in inner classes.
The locking model is broken.
First, they impose a full word of overhead on each and every object, just in case someone somewhere sometime wants to grab a lock on that object. What, you say that you know that nobody outside of your code will ever get a pointer to this object, and that you do your locking elsewhere, and you have a zillion of these objects so you'd like them to take up as little memory as possible? Sorry. You're screwed.
Any piece of code can assert a lock on an object and then never un-lock it, causing deadlocks. This is a gaping security hole for denial-of-service attacks.
In any half-way-rational design, the lock associated with an object would be treated just like any other slot, and only methods statically ``belonging'' to that class could frob it.
But then you get into the bug of Java not doing closures properly. See, you want to write a method:
public synchronized void with_this_locked (thunk f)
{
f.funcall ();
}
but then actually writing any code becomes a disaster because of the mind-blowing worthlessness of inner classes.
There is no way to signal without throwing: that is, there is no way to signal an exceptional condition, and have some condition handler tell you ``go ahead and proceed anyway.'' By the time the condition handler is run, the excepting scope has already been exited.
The distinction between slots and methods is stupid. Doing foo.x should be defined to be equivalent to foo.x(), with lexical magic for ``foo.x = ...'' assignment. Compilers should be trivially able to inline zero-argument accessor methods to be inline object+offset loads. That way programmers wouldn't break every single one of their callers when they happen to change the internal implementation of something from something which happened to be a ``slot'' to something with slightly more complicated behavior.
The notion of methods "belonging" to classes is lame. Anybody anytime should be allowed to defined new, non-conflicting methods on any class (without overriding existing methods.) This causes no abstraction-breakage, since code which cares couldn't, by definition, be calling the new, ``externally-defined'' methods.
This is just another way of saying that the pseudo-Smalltalk object model loses and that generic functions (suitably constrained by the no-external-overrides rule) win.
Library:
It comes with hash tables, but not qsort? Thanks!
String has length+24 bytes of overhead over byte[]:
class String implements java.io.Serializable {
private char value[]; // 4 bytes + 12 bytes of array header
private int offset; // 4 bytes
private int count; // 4 bytes
}
The only reason for this overhead is so that String.substring() can return strings which share the same value array. Doing this at the cost of adding 8 bytes to each and every String object is not a net savings...
If you have a huge string, pull out a substring() of it, hold on to the substring and allow the longer string to become garbage (in other words, the substring has a longer lifetime) the underlying bytes of the huge string never go away.
The file manipulation primitives are inadequate; for example, there's no way to ask questions like ``is the file system case-insensitive?'' or, ``what is the maximum file name length?'', or ``is it required that file extensions be exactly three characters long?'' Which could be worked around, but for:
The architecture-interrogation primitives are inadequate; there is no robust way to ask ``am I running on Windows'' or ``am I running on Unix.''
There is no way to access link() on Unix, which is the only reliable way to implement file locking.
There is no way to do ftruncate(), except by copying and renaming the whole file.
Is "%10s %03d" really too much to ask? Yeah, I know there are packages out on the net trying to reproduce every arcane nuance of printf(), but controlling field width and padding seems pretty darned basic to me.
A RandomAccessFile cannot be used as a FileInputStream. More specifically, there is no class or interface which those two classes have in common. So, despite the fact that both implement read() and a slew of other like-functioning methods, there is no way to write a method which works on streams of either type.
Identical lossage exists for the pairing of RandomAccessFile and FileOutputStream. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
markSupported is stupid.
What in the world is the difference between System and Runtime? The division seems completely random and arbitrary to me.
What in the world is application-level crap like checkPrintJobAccess() doing in the base language class library? There's all kinds of special-case abstraction-breaking garbage like this.
Stay tuned, I'm sure I'll have found something new to hate by tomorrow.
(Well, that's how this document originally ended. But it's not true, because I'm back to hacking in C, since it's the still only way to ship portable programs.)[/b][/size]
Post by: irishwhip on July 06, 2006, 11:22:00 AM
oooooooooooooooo.....k
Post by: VampX on July 06, 2006, 11:56:00 AM
The wor d"Spam" keeps atracting weird people..
Post by: Grudge on July 07, 2006, 01:55:00 AM
QUOTE(dohopoki @ Jul 5 2006, 10:19 PM)
We don't want to get to much Spam in the Spam thread.
I spelled 2 wrong
shouldnt it be too then if your correcting its spelling
example of uses...
i went to the store
there are too many replies to this post
this is the number two
Post by: Odb718 on July 07, 2006, 02:01:00 AM
Post by: VampX on July 07, 2006, 04:14:00 AM
QUOTE(Grudge @ Jul 7 2006, 10:02 AM)
shouldnt it be too then if your correcting its spelling
example of uses...
i went to the store
there are too many replies to this post
this is the number two
I could never understand to and too.. i mean two i understand but i could
never remember when to use to or too..
then again i'm dutch and taught myself english so there's bound to be trouble..
might print out that little help text you wrote, just keep stuffing it into my brain until i remember
i never had a problem with IE and EI though, keep seeing people who cant see the damn difference.
Steven Spielberg, not Speilberg.
its Friend not Freind
its Albert Einstein not Ienstien or Einstien!!!
must be because in the dutch language IE and EI sound totaly different.
Post by: BulkySam on July 07, 2006, 08:06:00 AM
Post by: VampX on July 07, 2006, 08:23:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on July 07, 2006, 08:55:00 AM
Can't you speak English?
Can't you speak English?
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox
became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet
the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or
a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of
pan be called pen? If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I
give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a
whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural
would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak
of a brother and also of brethren,but though we say mother, we never say
methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the
feminine, she, shis and shim.
Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
Screwy pronunciations can mess up your mind! For example...
If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the
bough on a tree!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine
in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea
pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce,and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If vegetarians eats
vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that
smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
One more thing....if Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop?
Post by: BulkySam on July 07, 2006, 09:45:00 AM
Post by: VampX on July 07, 2006, 09:51:00 AM
Jesus Christ!
Post by: bigmac_375 on July 08, 2006, 11:29:00 AM
Today I Want To Talk AboutPIRACY
Post by: irishwhip on July 08, 2006, 01:12:00 PM
Post by: bigmac_375 on July 12, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
Post by: dohopoki on July 16, 2006, 01:55:00 PM
I could really go for a chocolate Yoohoo right now.
Thanks for listening and understanding.
Post by: micbic on July 17, 2006, 05:03:00 AM
Post by: VampX on July 17, 2006, 05:08:00 AM
Post by: nagmine on July 28, 2006, 03:41:00 AM
Any who.. just another bump for all the old school xbox emu scene posters.
Post by: VampX on July 28, 2006, 04:50:00 AM
Post by: JakeNBake350 on July 28, 2006, 09:15:00 PM
Post by: micbic on July 29, 2006, 03:22:00 AM
QUOTE
hey hey.. just cause its been over a year dosnt mean its not limited man.
Whatever you say buddy.
Post by: VampX on July 30, 2006, 07:59:00 PM
Loo loo loo, I've got some apples, loo loo loo, You've got some too
Post by: rooter75 on July 31, 2006, 03:45:00 PM
QUOTE(micbic @ Jul 17 2006, 05:10 AM)
wtf was all that shit on piracy. Noone is ever going to read all that text. Ever.
I was in here searching around for some help with emulating psx on xbox and found this little freak showed call "The Official Emulation Forums Spam Thread". I got through half of the "piracy" post! We are talking novel in the making. Man shorten it up if you want to make your point before your reader falls asleep.
I didn't know this kind of stuff was being posted around here but you guys, Bulkysam and the other frequent postersm, have fun with it while it Last heheeheee limited time only.
Post by: VampX on July 31, 2006, 04:06:00 PM
QUOTE(rooter75 @ Jul 31 2006, 11:52 PM)
but you guys, Bulkysam and the other frequent posters,
Why isnt my name mentioned?
VampX ANGRYYYYYY!!!
Post by: BulkySam on July 31, 2006, 06:17:00 PM
Post by: VampX on July 31, 2006, 06:52:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Aug 1 2006, 02:24 AM)
Someone invoked my name. I have been brought back to life.
Here, have some entertainment!
Post by: dohopoki on July 31, 2006, 07:20:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on July 31, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
Post by: nagmine on July 31, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jul 31 2006, 11:13 PM)
Why isnt my name mentioned?
VampX ANGRYYYYYY!!!
we all know the The Official Emulation Forums Spam thread should actully be called The Official Emulation Forums Spam thread Due To Vampx Spaming Ediots Who Post About Surreal V2.0
I see Akumaprime on that list.. what ever happened to that guy.. I will admit I dont miss our arguments about evolution....
and Morien! he dosnt really like asian girls .. but he likes the ones with big boobys
Anyways Nagmine will once again disapear for a couple weeks. Im headed to thailand
. Post by: BulkySam on August 01, 2006, 10:53:00 AM
Post by: dohopoki on August 01, 2006, 10:56:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 01, 2006, 08:25:00 PM
QUOTE(micbic @ Aug 1 2006, 01:02 PM)
Vamp has more posts in this thread than i do in my entire history
I also have a much bigger penis.
PS2 Emulator for xbox has been released!!
Post by: BulkySam on August 01, 2006, 09:22:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Aug 1 2006, 09:32 PM)
It's funny how curiosity can get the better of you. I knew that the link would lead to anything but a PS2 Emulator for Xbox. I just had to see what. Now that my sight has returned, I congratulate you.
Post by: irishwhip on August 02, 2006, 10:18:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on August 02, 2006, 03:31:00 PM
Look, crabs.
Oh, don't worry about them, their harmless. If they get too close, hit them with the shampoo.
Post by: BulkySam on August 03, 2006, 12:10:00 PM
Post by: VampX on August 04, 2006, 03:02:00 PM
Post by: A@ron on August 04, 2006, 09:58:00 PM
Anyone notice that _oDD is no longer a forum member?
Post by: Odb718 on August 05, 2006, 03:29:00 AM
Anyone feel like translating that?
Post by: VampX on August 05, 2006, 06:55:00 AM
QUOTE(A@ron @ Aug 5 2006, 06:05 AM)
damn this thing is still going?!
Anyone notice that _oDD is no longer a forum member?
I STILL HAVE FAITH IN SURREAL V2!!! ;_;
Post by: JakeNBake350 on August 05, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
spam
my new sig roxxx
Post by: BulkySam on August 06, 2006, 03:03:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on August 08, 2006, 08:29:00 AM
Buckethead and Serj Tankian
Post by: BulkySam on August 09, 2006, 07:04:00 AM
Post by: micbic on August 10, 2006, 01:17:00 AM
QUOTE
RRRAWR I CANT GET QUEST 64 TO RUN AT 30 FPS RAWR
spam
spam
This forum in a nutshell
Post by: VampX on August 10, 2006, 06:43:00 PM
Post by: VampX on August 15, 2006, 03:10:00 AM
*walks against door* x_x
oh jesus.. one of those days again..
Post by: BulkySam on August 15, 2006, 05:13:00 AM
When did that happen?
Post by: VampX on August 15, 2006, 05:40:00 AM
Post by: 68HC000 on August 15, 2006, 06:08:00 AM
scratched. problem solved
Post by: manu_xl on August 15, 2006, 06:44:00 AM
that's just to much attention for a flying dutchman
Post by: VampX on August 15, 2006, 08:49:00 AM
dont any of you fuckers try to steal my ring name or i'll hire a ninja to murder you.
Post by: VampX on August 20, 2006, 05:46:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on August 21, 2006, 10:20:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 21, 2006, 11:58:00 AM
did you send it to them via email or phone?
Post by: BulkySam on August 21, 2006, 04:34:00 PM
Post by: VampX on August 21, 2006, 04:38:00 PM
(though he lives in canada but i filled in all the corrects country codes / area codes and stuff)
Post by: BulkySam on August 22, 2006, 11:21:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on August 25, 2006, 03:24:00 PM
Post by: VampX on August 27, 2006, 06:15:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on August 27, 2006, 06:22:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 27, 2006, 07:27:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on September 02, 2006, 02:35:00 PM
Post by: Odb718 on September 02, 2006, 03:51:00 PM
You're trippin' DOG!
TAKE ME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!
Quotes from the best Blind Date episode ever. It's on the DVD of the worst dates. All the dvds are well worth owning let alone watching.
Btw, I always knew VampX was dead.....
Post by: BulkySam on September 04, 2006, 07:03:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 05, 2006, 05:25:00 AM
he merely showed us how dangerous they can be when treated the wrong way.
even his death learned us that stingray's can be lethal for no reason other then coming too close to them.
but yeah.. i'm gonna miss him, his love for nature and its animals was so heartwarming.
Atleast he died doing what he loved.
Post by: VampX on September 05, 2006, 06:03:00 AM
oh wait he was australian..
Man the world is retarded, whats next? little timmy got run over by a car and now we're gonna hunt down cars?
Post by: Stratus on September 08, 2006, 11:58:00 PM
I had absolutely no clue that there was a limit to the amount of emoticons it will let you post at once
Post by: BulkySam on September 15, 2006, 04:35:00 PM
Post by: Iriez on September 16, 2006, 10:32:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on September 17, 2006, 11:40:00 AM
Huzzah!
Post by: VampX on September 17, 2006, 05:10:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on September 22, 2006, 05:22:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 22, 2006, 08:56:00 PM
And VampX Discusses Anderson's take on Castlevania.
Will Simon Belmont "whip it good?" How much involvement will Konami have? Answers within.
Will VampX "own them all?" probably not since its just a piece of text.
by Chris Carle
by VampX
June 29, 2006 - Paul W.S. Anderson has made a career of transmuting the world of videogames to the silver screen.
Translation : Paul W.S. Anderson has made a career of raping the world of videogames by making horrible
adaptations of them to the silver screen.
His resume includes Mortal Kombat and the Resident Evil films,
His resume includes one not so bad videogame to movie and two horrible movies that have nothing in common with the original games other then being about zombies.
and he's currently working on adaptations of Castlevania and the Atari hit Driver.
and he's currently working on rewriting the entire Castlevania storyline until it features rap & nu-metal
and time travel and a cybernetic Dracula, oh and guns.. lots of guns and matrix effects.
oh yeah and some movie about racing in a car being chased by cops, it will ofcourse star Milla Jovovich.
In short, he is the perfect keynote speaker for a conference entitled the "Hollywood and Video Games Summit."
In short "Actual Gamers were not invited to this Hollywood and Video Games Summit."
We caught up with him at this event recently and asked him about the upcoming Castlevania film.
We caught up with him at this event and asked him about how he's going to reinvent yet another movie "Anderson" style.
"It's going to explain how the Belmont clan and Dracula first come into contact,
Translation "i'm still trying to figure out how to rewrite the original story so much that it will piss people off more then the Resident Evils did"
so in a way, it's going to be a genesis story of the clash between the Belmonts and Dracula," Anderson explained.
Translation : i'm going to rewrite the entire storyline and use my 20000 imdb accounts to flame people
who dare say that the movie isnt loyal to the storyline by claiming that its a different look at Castlevania and how Anderson is a genius.
"It's going to span the ages as well, which is one of the fun things about the games.
"its going to feature quick 2 second flashbacks and some time travel with the Delorean."
(note that VampX would totaly buy this movie on dvd if it featured a Vampire Doc Brown behind the steering wheel)
There are Castlevania games in the 1500s, there are Castlevania games in the Second World War, there are Castlevania in the future, and we're going to take the same kind of approach.
I'm going to end the movie with a bad cliffhanger and make 2 more sequels, 3 if they'd let me.
It's going to be a very mythic story spanning hundreds of years,
i'm going to steal so much from Highlander that they'll sue me for all i've got.
but the key characters are going to be Dracula and Simon Belmont.
Time traveling all over the place and meeting up in the year 2060 where Simon will have a laser whip.
And the whip is going to be intact, although there'll be lots of other weaponry as well."
The whip is going to be used two times, once in the beginning and the laser whip for the last finishing move to Dracula,
the rest of the weapons will all be standard future weaponry.
When asked what aspects of the game he would retain, Anderson answered, "I was a big fan of Castlevania originally as a 2D game.
My name is Anderson and my first Castlevania game was Symphony of the Night.
I think it's had a very patchy transition into 3D,
I liked SOTN so i bought an N64 with my movie cheque and bought another Castlevania game,
i then played it but couldnt see much because of the fog and crappy controlls..
although the last two 3D games have been pretty damn good.
Shiny Graphics good!
What I particularly liked about the last two games has been the artwork that's accompanied them.
I had some nerd download a save so i could view the ending, after watching that i noticed that i could now browse through the artwork.
I think it's got a very lush, Romantic, gothic look to it,
I never knew that Castlevania was gothic until i saw those pics! ok i had seen the SOTN cover but i was very surprised when i saw these pics!.
and that's very much going to be the look of the movie.
The future part of the movie is going to feature Emo lots of Goth kids.
And also, the music is excellent. I think that's a very strong aspect of the videogames, and that's something we're very keen [on]."
I cant wait to mix it with the current populair rap and pop music, i'm going to ask if Blink182 would like to help me.
Fans of the game may wonder how much input Konami, the game maker, will have in the production.
Fans of the game are still emailing Konami to remove me from this project.
Addressing this question, Anderson responded,
Adressing this question, Anderson looked worried.
"Whenever I get involved in a videogame adaptation, I sit down with the people that created it,
"Whenever i get involved in a videogame adaptation, I sit down with the people that own the rights to it,
and we sat down and had a very big meeting with Konami,
and we sat down and had a very big meeting with the Konami Laywers,
and I got complimented on my use of chopsticks, so I got respect.
Seriously you cant expect me to think up something funnier then the original line..
We talked about the things we wanted to keep intact.
ooh mr anderson-san, please keepeh the vampire and belmont name inna teh movie yes?
feel flee to lape the lest of the movie yes?
Very much, it was the artwork and it was the music, so if we can use the same composer, I think we will try to."
like.. we totaly agreed that people need to look like they lived in the middle ages,
and they would ask the composer if he could integrate alot of rap-metal-pop into his classical pieces.
Anderson is currently in the middle of production on Resident Evil: Extinction,
Anderson is currently in the middle of.. ehm.. sorry Xbox-Scne but i'm all out of material
when it comes to Resident Evil movies.. sorry, maybe next time!
and then will turn his attentions to Castlevania.
and then will rape yet another one of gamers most priced memories.
For more information on the film as it develops, keep your browser pointed to IGN FilmForce.
For more information on the film as it develops, keep your browser pointed to IMDB's Castlevania (2007) forum
where people wont sugarcoat this soon to be travesty.
Post by: irishwhip on September 23, 2006, 02:53:00 AM
to my knowledge, he has only made one good movie, and that was shopping, back in 1994
Post by: VampX on September 23, 2006, 09:37:00 AM
Oh I'd rather go and journey where the diamond crest is flowing
And run across the valley beneath the sacred mountain and
Wander through the forest
Where the trees have leaves of prisms and break the light in colors
That no one knows the names of
And when it's time I'll go and wait beside a legendary fountain
Till I see your form reflected in it's clear and jewelled waters
And if you think I'm ready
You may lead me to the chasm where the rivers of our vision
Flow into one another
I will want to die beneath the white cascading waters
She may beg, she may plead, she may argue with her logic
And then she'll know the things I learned
That really have no value in the end she will surely know
I wasn't born to follow
And run across the valley beneath the sacred mountain and
Wander through the forest
Where the trees have leaves of prisms and break the light in colors
That no one knows the names of
And when it's time I'll go and wait beside a legendary fountain
Till I see your form reflected in it's clear and jewelled waters
And if you think I'm ready
You may lead me to the chasm where the rivers of our vision
Flow into one another
I will want to die beneath the white cascading waters
She may beg, she may plead, she may argue with her logic
And then she'll know the things I learned
That really have no value in the end she will surely know
I wasn't born to follow
Post by: irishwhip on September 23, 2006, 10:34:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on September 23, 2006, 07:29:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on September 24, 2006, 10:20:00 AM
Post by: VampX on September 24, 2006, 06:42:00 PM
There's a crib with no child in there, if it was it would be a sad scene!
Post by: VampX on September 25, 2006, 05:31:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Sep 25 2006, 09:30 AM)
The resident evil movie wasnt that bad, they certainly arent thoughtful movies nor are they trying to be but how is that different from the game? I havent seen the second movie btw.
the Resident Evil games have always been inspired by the "Dead" movies of George A. Romero,
What Anderson did is so assbackwards that its difficult to explain but i'm gonna try anyway..
1 - Romero uses each zombie movie to show us who we really are (even in times of crisis people wont stick together, its always about the money and survival of the fittest, same with zombies who will do everything to keep going..)
2 - Capcom creates a wonderfull long creepy story about a mansion where research is being done on how to create a special virus
3 - Capcom creates a sequel where the entire town is being taken over by zombies, thus finally giving the player a real sense of "damn i'm a romero movie"
4 - Anderson looks at the first game and decides to "reinvent" it.
5 - we get a movie which i would have expected to be on youtube because of its horrible story and mixing of styles.
(its pretty much what i would have made had someone asked me to mix the matrix and zombies
and some clips of very bad acting overlaid with some nu-metal & rap)
6 - Because of Anderson's horrible first RE we are treated to a sequel written by Anderson.
instead of getting a good "omg zombies everywhere lets hide and try to find the t-virus while trying to shake the tyrant"
we got : omg lets totaly walk around cause this chick is like super sweet and she knows kungfu and there arent really
that many zombies until we reach the park where we can utilize the whole matrix camera thingy again!
oh yeah.. and the Tyrant is actually a friend of ours mutated by the virus so he's like "me friend?"
*pees on anderson*
YOU NO GOOD TALENTLESS HACK.
its not like he made a bad movie based on a game, nono.. he made a bad movie based on a good game which was based on a good movie.
and then he wrote a sequel script..
if i may quote Triumph the Insult comic dog.
imagine.. poop returning up into the butthole.
Post by: irishwhip on September 25, 2006, 04:43:00 PM
click here
to find out how!
Post by: Darkriku on September 26, 2006, 05:50:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on September 26, 2006, 07:40:00 PM
QUOTE(nagmine @ Sep 26 2006, 06:24 PM)
yeah the resident evil movies were god awful. Ive even had friends who said they were good.. I lost alot of respect for them
Anyways movies based on games are againts my relgion.
gasp! you bastard!
Teehee
. Now if I pass up VampX, that would be a miracle. But I'm not expecting that anytime soon.
Post by: micbic on September 26, 2006, 08:57:00 PM
. Btw wheres your avatar from vamp?
Post by: Odb718 on September 26, 2006, 09:56:00 PM
Why the hell is that asshat still making movies??Anderson makes his films worse and worse. He has NO originality.
BTW I watched the Illusionist last night. It was pretty good.
Post by: chorizo1 on September 26, 2006, 10:38:00 PM
QUOTE(nagmine @ Sep 26 2006, 06:24 PM)
gasp! you bastard!
Wow, Bulky Sam has only posted in other threads 61 times, LOL.
Post by: BulkySam on September 27, 2006, 07:12:00 AM
QUOTE(chorizo1 @ Sep 26 2006, 11:45 PM)
Wow, Bulky Sam has only posted in other threads 61 times, LOL.
I take offense at that, sir! There is no space between my name!
Post by: chorizo1 on September 27, 2006, 07:58:00 PM
QUOTE(micbic @ Sep 27 2006, 08:13 PM)
So, what next gen consoles are we all getting/already own?
the other 2 i need.
Post by: VampX on September 28, 2006, 02:15:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Sep 28 2006, 03:13 AM)
So, what next gen consoles are we all getting/already own?
Xbox360 : Only Dead Rising interests me, maybe i'll get one in a year when prices have dropped more and this thing actually runs mame or something..
PS3 : Maybe this will be our new homebrew dream machine? the games are most likely not gonna interest me.
WII : i just dont see myself waving a remote control around and ya know.. "acting creative"
as far as teh virtual romzz player goes.. maybe if this thing gets hacked and we'll all be usb uploading our roms to the WII's HD.
(if it even has a HD)
I dont know, only the WII sounds remotely interesting to me (lol i said remote)
i dont know.. i just dont care that much anymore about new consoles, i enjoy my NeoGeo and old consoles more then i do my xbox/ps2/cg.
though in all fairness i use my xbox1 alot because of xbmc and its video playing.
Post by: BulkySam on September 28, 2006, 04:33:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 29, 2006, 01:50:00 PM
QUOTE
hey im new name is peppybuckle well not real name but my name here
anyways i got an xbox emuleter n i can seem to find any xbox roms
can u help find some like halo 2 or any xbox roms
anyways i got an xbox emuleter n i can seem to find any xbox roms
can u help find some like halo 2 or any xbox roms
Post by: chorizo1 on September 29, 2006, 02:50:00 PM
"hey Mr. Fucknutz, do you anyone holding any good shit
you know what i mean."
Post by: lusal on September 29, 2006, 04:01:00 PM
but....
PEPPYBUCKLE?????
WTF!!??!??!!!??!
"Curse you, Peppybuckle!!!"
Post by: irishwhip on September 29, 2006, 04:09:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 29, 2006, 04:58:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on September 29, 2006, 05:25:00 PM
Post by: Odb718 on September 30, 2006, 01:57:00 AM
NOT!
But on a serious note, my art teacher would hook us up. I'd be all
Post by: VampX on September 30, 2006, 04:01:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Sep 30 2006, 10:03 AM)
Since when is pedobear a pokemon vampx?
I dont know, i do know that Nintendo missed out on the pedobear craze by not including him in the first place.
Post by: VampX on September 30, 2006, 04:59:00 AM
Did you see the one where this chick drops her pants and looks at the camera while pedobear lurks in the bushes?
No? well here it is
Post by: BulkySam on September 30, 2006, 01:30:00 PM
Post by: VampX on October 01, 2006, 07:02:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Oct 1 2006, 04:54 AM)
haha nice, incidently do you frequent any other forums vamp?
Just the NeoGeo forums for now, i tend to limit myself to one or two forums.
why?
Post by: Odb718 on October 01, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
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Post by: Darkriku on October 01, 2006, 08:36:00 PM
Post by: VampX on October 01, 2006, 08:56:00 PM
Post by: Odb718 on October 02, 2006, 01:54:00 AM
Post by: VampX on October 02, 2006, 04:38:00 AM
QUOTE(Odb718 @ Oct 2 2006, 10:01 AM)
can anyone see that image? All I'm getting is IP B image and a red X broken link icon.
weird, shows up for me even after i emptied my cache (and slept the entire night)
must be a forum problem, cause i can still see it here.
*uses his super mod powers of extended editing to make things right again in the world*
Post by: BulkySam on October 02, 2006, 04:07:00 PM
Post by: VampX on October 02, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Oct 3 2006, 12:14 AM)
I see it.
Yep, i uploaded the pic to imageshack and edited the original url.
and now... Lifespan of Sonic games (so damn true)
Post by: Odb718 on October 03, 2006, 12:22:00 AM
lol I love the muppets man.
Post by: BulkySam on October 04, 2006, 07:11:00 AM
What girls really want.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then--when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure sheĀs looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "F*ck you" and grab the other girls ass.
Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when sheĀs cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partyĀs dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet...kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things...like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youĀre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair.
This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when sheĀs about to order interrupt and say "No, sheĀs not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile...then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what IĀm talking about.
21. When itĀs raining keep asking her if sheĀs crying. She'll say "No, itĀs just the rain." Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream "Stop crying you f*cking baby!" Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Titty twisters...and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Two words...Dutch Oven.
25. Remember her birthday but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects arenĀt important. The only thing thatĀs important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
26. If sheĀs mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youĀre going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now donĀt call.
27. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
Post by: irishwhip on October 04, 2006, 11:38:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Oct 4 2006, 02:18 PM)
Does anyone know where this came from?
the bible?
Post by: BulkySam on October 04, 2006, 07:20:00 PM
The Ballad of Gordon
Post by: chorizo1 on October 04, 2006, 08:29:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Oct 4 2006, 08:18 AM)
Does anyone know where this came from?
How to lose a girl in 20 sec. Guide
also known as the "how to get kicked in the balls by your girl" guide
Post by: VampX on October 05, 2006, 07:54:00 PM
Behold the Blues Brother's, they'd be in my sig but sadly (or should i say thank god) this forum does not allow for animated sig's
(which is probably a good thing since we'd most likely be swamped with flashing banners the likes of which you've never seen)
(note that the url is not safe for epileptic people)
Still.. my blues brothers gif rocks.
Post by: BulkySam on October 05, 2006, 10:24:00 PM
Naked Lady Dancing
Post by: devlkore on October 06, 2006, 06:53:00 AM
Bo!
SPAMATAK!111!!!!!
1m 2 1337 4 j00z l0t, WESTSAAAIIIDE!
No one knows this (except Likklebaer), but I tried to port Abuse to Xbox a while ago, but with my complete lack of skills, I failed. I'm glad to be able to play it tonight though.
Stealth
I shouldn't be here, I'm at work, OMG!!11!!!!1!
Anyone seen my other shit...
http://devlkore.deviantart.com ?
WAAAH!
I have no internet access, GRR!
Post by: VampX on October 06, 2006, 05:33:00 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Post by: irishwhip on March 17, 2007, 10:05:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on March 25, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
It doesn't burn, because it's made of tar and asphalt. Eat it if you want head worms.
They know what you're thinking.
Post by: Party Animal on March 27, 2007, 10:22:00 AM
I thought the moon was made out of cheese!
Post by: BulkySam on March 29, 2007, 04:31:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on April 06, 2007, 08:38:00 PM
Post by: Party Animal on April 08, 2007, 07:39:00 PM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 8 2007, 06:29 AM)
So im bored, here is a taste of my own taste, perhaps we can get a discussion going
Best games of all time:
1. Zelda Ocarina of time (Twilight princess is the most overrated game ever though)
2. Day of the tentacle (Toss up between this and sam and max hit the road)
3.Resident evil 4 (the PERFECT action game. Just enough variety and the core mechanics are just so damn solid)
4. Half life 2 + episode one (Most polished game ive ever played, plus an interesting story)
5. Super Metroid (everyone loves this game)
6. Deus Ex (fuck the shitty watered-down sequel, this is where its at)
7. Super Mario Brothers (the best physics out of all the 2d marios, not to mention it came first)
8. Street fighter 2+3rd strike (Street fighter 2 saved the arcades, 3rd strike just kicks ass)
9. Metal Gear Solid 3 (Best ending to a game ever)
10. Ninja Gaiden (FINALLY a game recent game with a decent challenge)
11. Fzero GX (Repeat what i said for ninja gaiden)
12. GTA: San andreas (too massive for words)
hmm, im on an xbox forum and i only have one xbox game listed
Good list!
don't forget...4, 10, and 12 are all on xbox!
I'm still finding myself playing Halo 1 from time to time...nothing beats the vintage stuff.
Post by: oozingrectum on April 09, 2007, 06:20:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 8 2007, 02:29 PM)
MY favourite albums (i know you are all going to hate all of them but i dont really care)
1. Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
2. Radiohead - OK computer
3. Tool - Aenima
4. The Beatles - Abbey Road
5. The Arcade Fire - Funeral
6. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
7. Nirvana - Nevermind
8. Gorillaz - Demon Days
9. Weezer - Blue album
10. White Stripes - Elephant
yeah yeah, i know they're all mainstream, screw you imaginary music elitist.
1. Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibale
2. Musupurulent - Sicko Babies
3. Divine Pustulence - Human Monsters
4. Chainsaw Masturbation - Smutasaurus Rex (<-- my band
)5. Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction
6.Fornicator - Fornicator
7. Viscera Trail - Piled Up Dead
8. Dead Infection - A Chapter Of Accidents
9. Gut - Odour Of Torture
10. Fondlecorpse - From Beyond The Crypt
Post by: micbic on April 09, 2007, 07:24:00 AM
QUOTE
1. Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibale
2. Musupurulent - Sicko Babies
3. Divine Pustulence - Human Monsters
4. Chainsaw Masturbation - Smutasaurus Rex (<-- my band smile.gif )
5. Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction
6.Fornicator - Fornicator
7. Viscera Trail - Piled Up Dead
8. Dead Infection - A Chapter Of Accidents
9. Gut - Odour Of Torture
10. Fondlecorpse - From Beyond The Crypt
2. Musupurulent - Sicko Babies
3. Divine Pustulence - Human Monsters
4. Chainsaw Masturbation - Smutasaurus Rex (<-- my band smile.gif )
5. Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction
6.Fornicator - Fornicator
7. Viscera Trail - Piled Up Dead
8. Dead Infection - A Chapter Of Accidents
9. Gut - Odour Of Torture
10. Fondlecorpse - From Beyond The Crypt
That is the most awesome list of band/album titles i have ever seen
Post by: Andrew_Roy on April 09, 2007, 02:50:00 PM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 8 2007, 02:29 PM)
hmm, im on an xbox forum and i only have one xbox game listed
Even more concerning is that your on an Xbox Emulation forum and only have a few retro titles that will run on the Xbox well. Looking at the rest of the list and your comments, I'm kind of surprised you like GTA:SA. Nothing wrong with that, I like it too but it's buggy, easy, sometimes bland, has a boring ending and has some peculiar physics problems.
Post by: micbic on April 09, 2007, 07:51:00 PM
QUOTE
I'm kind of surprised you like GTA:SA. Nothing wrong with that, I like it too but it's buggy, easy, sometimes bland, has a boring ending and has some peculiar physics problems.
Well i played it before i played gta 3, making it seem pretty awesome in its scope. Not to mention it has good humour and lots of cool stuff to do. I agree that the ending was kinda shitty though
Post by: oozingrectum on April 10, 2007, 06:02:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 9 2007, 02:31 PM)
That is the most awesome list of band/album titles i have ever seen
It's not like I added Psychosadistic HateRapist or Anally Masturbating With A Cheese Grader (or something like that.. I don't quite remember).
Post by: Andrew_Roy on April 10, 2007, 11:09:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 10 2007, 02:58 AM)
Well i played it before i played gta 3
That does make the perspective an interesting one.
Post by: VampX on April 10, 2007, 11:19:00 AM
GTA 1 : cool game
GTA London : played it like one time, no opinion.
GTA 2 : .. call me a low res lover but i prefered GTA 1
GTA 3 : Bland and too dark/gritty for my tastes, was fun to play it at first though so it has the novelty factor of being the first.
GTA Vice City : I love this game, call me an 80's lover but this game no matter how many people you kill just stays happy!
GTA San Andreas : more space.. more cars.. and.. rap culture.. which i'm not a fan off.. meh nice but not my thing.
GTA Liberty City Stories : bought it but never even played it..
GTA Vice City Stories : played it a little, looks nice.. feels like Vice City, though it just smells PSP..
Post by: BulkySam on April 10, 2007, 11:47:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on April 10, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
way better than vice city stories. fucking phil collins...
Post by: BulkySam on April 11, 2007, 08:19:00 PM
This is a video I co wrote, co produced, co directed for a television class I'm in. See me as a crazy homeless man!
Post by: devlkore on April 14, 2007, 10:54:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ Apr 10 2007, 05:26 PM)
My opinion (like it matters)
GTA 1 : cool game
GTA London : played it like one time, no opinion.
GTA 2 : .. call me a low res lover but i prefered GTA 1
GTA 3 : Bland and too dark/gritty for my tastes, was fun to play it at first though so it has the novelty factor of being the first.
GTA Vice City : I love this game, call me an 80's lover but this game no matter how many people you kill just stays happy!
GTA San Andreas : more space.. more cars.. and.. rap culture.. which i'm not a fan off.. meh nice but not my thing.
GTA Liberty City Stories : bought it but never even played it..
GTA Vice City Stories : played it a little, looks nice.. feels like Vice City, though it just smells PSP..
My 2p on the GTA subject.
I only like the original one, although I haven't played London, the second one was fun, but none after the first were fun for me.
Also, for all you free roam lovers, I just think GTA is a jack of all trades, I'd rather play Spiderman 2 or Hulk: Ultimate Destruction (come on, how many games let you elbow drop a tank?)
Oh yeah, new pictures by me at http://devlkore.deviantart.com
Go see them while I fuck your mum.
Post by: sirpyke29 on April 15, 2007, 06:05:00 AM
Post by: devlkore on April 20, 2007, 05:13:00 AM
QUOTE(micbic @ Apr 15 2007, 11:19 AM)
Both good games, i dont think they had enough variety for what they were in the end. Both of these games should have been shorter and they would have been perfect
ps: im stealing some of your art for my desktop
What do you mean "stealing", that's what it's there for. If you need a higher res of something, e-mail me.
Have you seen www.sparktasty.net lots more of my STufF, although the latest STufF is at the deviantart page.
As for Hulk and Spiderman 2, they could have been better, but I don't think being shorter would've been the remedy for their problems. I can't wait fr the next Hulk game, they are making one, right?!
Post by: BulkySam on May 08, 2007, 07:28:00 PM
Post by: devlkore on May 14, 2007, 06:47:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ May 9 2007, 03:04 AM)
I've just been put in charge of a college radio station. My year is gonna suck.
Or you could make sure everyone else's year sucks instead!
Post by: BulkySam on May 15, 2007, 02:56:00 PM
Post by: Foe-hammer on May 15, 2007, 03:55:00 PM
Post by: devlkore on May 16, 2007, 06:37:00 PM
QUOTE(Foe-hammer @ May 15 2007, 11:31 PM)
I cannot beleive this thread is still around.
Post by: devlkore on May 19, 2007, 06:27:00 AM
Post by: VampX on May 21, 2007, 08:35:00 AM
Post by: devlkore on May 21, 2007, 09:48:00 PM
Post by: VampX on June 06, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
nom nom nom!
Post by: BulkySam on June 20, 2007, 10:49:00 AM
Post by: VampX on June 20, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jun 20 2007, 07:25 PM)
I'm sitting in a radio booth giving things away. Bet you wish you lived here!
put on The Rolling Stones - Paint it Black and dedicate it to your good buddy VampX.
your entire college will know my fame!
Post by: irishwhip on June 20, 2007, 12:59:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on June 20, 2007, 01:18:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 20 2007, 01:28 PM)
put on The Rolling Stones - Paint it Black and dedicate it to your good buddy VampX.
your entire college will know my fame!
I already played that for a comic book shop.
Post by: VampX on June 20, 2007, 03:59:00 PM
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Jun 20 2007, 09:35 PM)
^^^ do that, but make the song "never gonna give you up" by rick astley instead
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
play Aha - Take On Me instead!
Post by: BulkySam on June 21, 2007, 07:20:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ Jun 20 2007, 05:35 PM)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
play Aha - Take On Me instead!
Perhaps I can play both, today!
Post by: BulkySam on June 21, 2007, 09:59:00 AM
Post by: VampX on June 21, 2007, 03:37:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Jun 21 2007, 06:35 PM)
Hmm, looks like the only Rick Astley song we have is "She Wants to Dance With Me." Please make another selection.
Megadeth - Train of Consequences
and don't forget to dedicate it to your awesome pal who's all knowing when it comes to a variety of things, VampX.
Post by: irishwhip on June 22, 2007, 11:51:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on June 27, 2007, 10:03:00 AM
Post by: VampX on June 30, 2007, 07:31:00 PM
cause i have some saves from a USA game that i wish to copy to my PAL cart,
but because the save is different the game won't see it.
(wwf no mercy cart btw)
This post has been edited by VampX: Jul 1 2007, 02:32 AM
Post by: BulkySam on July 05, 2007, 11:42:00 PM
http://mariounder.ytmnd.com/
Post by: Samurai Shodown on August 21, 2007, 05:07:00 PM
Also, I was wondering if FBA XXX emulates CPS3 or if anything does?
This post has been edited by Samurai Shodown: Aug 22 2007, 12:07 AM
Post by: VampX on August 21, 2007, 04:40:00 PM
QUOTE(Samurai Shodown @ Aug 22 2007, 01:07 AM)
I have two questions, I went to Xbins and searched for FBA XXX - 28/01/2007 but all I got is FBA XXX 18/07/2006.
Also, I was wondering if FBA XXX emulates CPS3 or if anything does?
FBA-XXX is a strange story, you'll need to google to find the site that carries the newest version.
and no emulators so far have support for CPS3. (well none have been released af of now)
Post by: BulkySam on August 24, 2007, 05:58:00 PM
So close.
Anyway, still playing a lot of Guitar Hero.
Post by: competes2win on August 24, 2007, 09:20:00 PM
Post by: irishwhip on August 25, 2007, 09:48:00 AM
QUOTE(competes2win @ Aug 25 2007, 04:20 AM)
Ok I have a quick question, since I don't know much about this stuff i didn't want to sound stupid in the 'official' thread... But as far as that new Cps3 emulator is concerned, What exactly is a CHD file? and Do I need them?
no. there are chd and no cd versions of the cps3 games. no cd versions take up less space too
Post by: competes2win on August 25, 2007, 12:17:00 PM
QUOTE(irishwhip @ Aug 25 2007, 11:24 AM)
no. there are chd and no cd versions of the cps3 games. no cd versions take up less space too
thanks
Post by: Monkey Bread on August 30, 2007, 03:15:00 PM
Post by: VampX on August 30, 2007, 03:09:00 PM
QUOTE(Monkey Bread @ Aug 30 2007, 11:15 PM)
Since when did this thread become serious?
Since i figured it was easier to just answer his question then rant at him for misusing our precious spam thread for questions.
Can't be a boogyman all the time eh!
Post by: nagmine on September 23, 2007, 06:59:00 PM
Post by: VampX on September 27, 2007, 07:24:00 AM
QUOTE(nagmine @ Sep 24 2007, 02:59 AM)
Hai guys
Hey man
Post by: irishwhip on September 27, 2007, 02:04:00 PM
http://www.hdtvtest....sung-LE40M86BD/
arrives tomorrow
Post by: BulkySam on October 08, 2007, 08:25:00 PM
This is what I got:
http://www.bestbuy.c...d=1165610666661
Though not as impressive, when I bought it it was on sale for $399. I made good use of my financial aid.
Post by: competes2win on October 08, 2007, 09:42:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on October 21, 2007, 07:53:00 PM
Post by: nagmine on October 22, 2007, 03:30:00 AM
So hows everyone?
Post by: BulkySam on October 22, 2007, 11:39:00 PM
QUOTE(VampX @ Aug 21 2007, 06:16 PM) 
FBA-XXX is a strange story, you'll need to google to find the site that carries the newest version.
and no emulators so far have support for CPS3. (well none have been released af of now)
Three years.
Post by: irishwhip on October 24, 2007, 09:22:00 PM
Drop it.
This post has been edited by chorizo1: Oct 25 2007, 05:38 AM
Post by: nagmine on October 29, 2007, 01:55:00 AM
Post by: Party Animal on November 16, 2007, 04:12:00 PM
Post by: kimota2004 on November 17, 2007, 04:33:00 PM
Post by: VampX on November 17, 2007, 08:59:00 PM
QUOTE(kimota2004 @ Nov 18 2007, 12:33 AM)
All I want to know is...When is Surreal V2 coming out???
right... NOW!!!!
pm me for details people!
Post by: BulkySam on November 18, 2007, 10:43:00 AM
Post by: VampX on November 21, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
I should really get off my ass and update everything on my xbox one last time
and then just enjoy it for the amazing media center/emulation machine that it truly is.
But not to worry people, I'll be buying myself an Xbox360 sometime in December,
because i think by then I'll be able to get one that doesn't red ring,
VampX aint going nowhere.
Also, here's hoping that someday OpenMugen... excuse me, Shugendo will be completed and get a working Xbox1 port.
Post by: BulkySam on November 22, 2007, 01:36:00 AM
QUOTE(VampX @ Nov 21 2007, 07:03 PM)
But not to worry people, I'll be buying myself an Xbox360 sometime in December,
because i think by then I'll be able to get one that doesn't red ring,
I don't think it matters how long you wait, you either get it or you don't. I have only had to deal with it once, thank god. It happened to be after the warranty expired, too. I'm glad it was extended and I got a refund. I've been lucky with my latest one so far.
Post by: VampX on November 22, 2007, 07:07:00 AM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Nov 22 2007, 10:12 AM)
I don't think it matters how long you wait, you either get it or you don't.
The rest you wrote is exactly the crap i want to avoid when i get a 360,
I don't want to find out after 5 years (i don't play much) that my 360 decided to croak.
thats why I'm waiting till the new heatsinks and nano chips are more common,
so thats why i don't understand your reply, you either get it or you don't?
then whats the whole sense of bringing out 360's with new chips and new heatsinks anyway?
Post by: BulkySam on November 23, 2007, 12:53:00 AM
Don't get me wrong, the newer equipment will probably lessen your chances of RRoD, but anything is possible. Hell, some people still have there 360s from launch day. My launch day 360 lasted 15 months before anything happened to it (may have had something to do with me getting Live a year later and playing it more often, but who knows). The refurb that got sent back to me has been stable, and I play GH2/3 on it all the time. I'm glad I haven't had any nightmares like a few of my friends.
Post by: irishwhip on November 23, 2007, 07:35:00 AM
Post by: BulkySam on November 26, 2007, 10:48:00 PM
Post by: Party Animal on December 21, 2007, 04:28:00 PM
Post by: VampX on December 21, 2007, 07:50:00 PM
Post by: competes2win on February 01, 2008, 12:39:00 AM
A. I can't get flamed for bringing this thread back to life considering this is a spam thread.
and.
b. I can't get flamed for asking a stupid question since this is a spam thread.
That said what the hell does IMO stand for? people use this all the time, and for the life of me I can't figure it out; and I've always resisted the urge to google it since I would just feel like a dumb ass if i did that.
And since this is an emulators forum thread, is it possible to use the regular xbox controller for games that require the nintendo zapper such as duck hunt in the Mednafenx-nes emulator. I can get the cross hairs to come up but I can't actually shoot or select anything in this mode.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 01, 2008, 05:09:00 AM
As for the other question, I don't have a clue. Good luck.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 01, 2008, 07:27:00 AM
Post by: VampX on February 01, 2008, 07:35:00 PM
I've been searching for a long time now and almost thought i had one but the webshop screwed me over. (www.gamefreax.de)
so i still don't have one, i already have the xcm lcd front so i'd rrrrrreally like to have a matching case.
Does anyone know where i could still get one of these?
Post by: ressurectionx on February 01, 2008, 09:35:00 PM
ARCADE:
MAMEdoxArcades
MAMEoX128 Plus!
Fbaxxx or FBAXXX Pro - Neogeo/CPS1/CPS2
CPX3 - CPS3 emulator
DaphneX - Laser Disc games
KI-XXX - Killer Instinct I & II emulator
ATARI:
Z26X - Atari 2600
AtariXLBox - Atari 5200
Atari7800X - Atari 7800 (This one I thought was especially cool since the last time I looked into emulators, they didn't even emulate this on PC.)
Mednafenx-lynx - Atari Lynx
WinstonX - Atari ST
COMMODORE:
VicePETX - Commodore PET
Vice20X - Commodore Vic-20
Vice64X - Commodore 64
NINTENDO:
Mednafenx-nes - Nintendo NES
Zsnexbox - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Surreal 64 XXX Beta 5 - Nintendo 64
XBoyAdvance - Nintendo Game Boy / Game Boy Advance
PC:
DOSXBox - 386/486 games
SarienX - Sierra games
ScummVMx - Point and click adventure games
PLAYSTATION:
PCSXBox - Sony Playstation
SEGA:
MekaX - Sega Master System / Game Gear / SG-1000 / SC-3000 / SF-7000 / MK3
NeoGenesis - Sega Genesis/32X/CD
TURBO GRAPHIX 16:
Mednafenx-pce - Turbo Grafx 16/PC Engine/Super Grafx/CD/SCD
OTHER EMUS:
AdamX - Colecovision
ArnoldX - Amstrad CPC
BlissX - Intellivision
BlueMSXBox - MSX/MSX2/MSX2+
Classic99x - Texas Instruments 99
Chip8x - Chip 8
DidntXSpectrum - Spectrum
KegsX - Apple II emulator
Neogeo CD - NeoCD-SDLx Unleashed
NeoPopX - SNK NeoGeo Pocket
OdysseyX - Odyssey 2
PokemonMiniX - Pokemon Mini
SoftVMU-X - Dreamcast VMU
SupervisionX - Watara Supervision
VirtualBoyX - Virtual Boy
WinUAEX - Amiga
WonderSwanX - Wonderswan
X68000X - X68000
Xmac - Mac Plus
Xthom - Thomson TO7-70
Xvectrex - Vectrex
Xzx81 - Sinclair ZX81
There.... I think that's all of them. I think now that I got the updated versions of Surreal and PCSXBox I have all of them up to date except for ScrummVMx. That one seems to still need some work before I update it. Got my hands full with the other projects so I can't help test that one out.
Vampx - Sorry man. Don't have a clue. That's a pretty sweet looking XBox though.
Post by: competes2win on February 01, 2008, 09:50:00 PM
I personally only use emulators for the following systems:
1. snes
2. nes
3. arcade (mameox128, mamedox arcades, fbaxxpro, and cpx3)
4. turbografix16
5. genesis
6. master system, gamegear etc
7. N64
8. Atari 2600
9. Playstation (only about 5 games though)
10. Game boy advance
as for which emulators I use, I use the ones listed in the great emu thread. They are all up to date.
although I have those installed I use only these systems: snes, nes, arcade, 64, gba... all else I just can't get into...
Post by: ressurectionx on February 02, 2008, 02:51:00 AM
If you saw how much work I put into making sure that every game I have for them works and the filenames look good and every game has their own screenshot, you'd think me absolutely insane. (I haven't, and don't ever plan on doing this with any of the Commodore emulators though. I'll probably go through them one day and just keep the games I know and dump the rest. The Commodore 64 folders I have are a complete mess and the real eyesore of the bunch.
I didnt' even know until after all that work that there were datfiles floating around out there to rename all of the roms for you, and then screenshot packs that matched those romnames. I did them all by hand. Glad I had a bulk renamer to take out some of the work, but still.... So my Mame project is actually pretty small compared to everything else I've done.
Probably won't ever play more than 5% of what I've got on there too. It's just kind of a museum for old school games.
Right now I really only play the Playstation, NES, SNES, N64, Arcades, Atari 2600 5200 7800, TG16, and Sega CD. I really only use Surreal for Mario and Mario Kart 64. That's the best version of Mario Kart in my opinion. Used to play that with friends all the time back in 2000.
Once I'm done with the MAME and PSX compatibility, I plan on seeing what XBMC can really do. I've got a ton of Karaoke songs ready to rock with and I'd like to try some of those Python scripts out too. I saw somebody mention that they were using the YouTube one to stream Guitar videos and I'd really love to be able to do that. I'm always doing that on my comptuer, but I'd love to be able to jam on my couch with the big screen TV instead of on my computer chair with the small monitor.
Post by: competes2win on February 02, 2008, 11:03:00 AM
Post by: xyteam on February 02, 2008, 11:42:00 AM
ressurection seeing as you have more or less been through themame.84 romset can you suggest a some games to play as in shooters or fighters(not in mamedox arcades though)
ive played most of the popular ones looking to try some different roms this weekend,prefferably games from the 90s and 2000 and on.ive got the full mame.84 so any suggestions of games that were good when you tried them on mameox128 would be good thanks.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 02, 2008, 08:35:00 PM
Here's hoping that not everybody figures out what the XBox can do..... That's how I pick them up on the cheap. I've got three of them of my own.... one in my living room and bedroom and one that will find a home with some of my family that will be there when I'm in town visiting. One has a 500GB hard drive, one a 120GB hard drive and the last one I picked up about 2 months ago from sombody at work that I haven't actually even tested yet. (hope it works, right). That one is funny cause it's the original XBox and the controllers are freaking HUGE! Plus I bought two more and gave them to my brothers as birthday/christmas presents. My friends want me to make ones for them, but I want everything perfect before I do that. I don't want to have to re-do peoples boxes for them like I will my brothers when I finish all of this MAME business. I'm not looking to buy them and sell them cause after the price of the box and hard drive there's really no money to be made anyhow, not to mention the fact that I've got a good job and don't care to be doing anything so stupidly illegal for a measly few bucks, but after all of this work it's really easy to make another box for my friends because everything is mirrored identically on my PC hard drive.
Maybe I'll give that Bleemcast a try. I think my brother has a dreamcast that he doesn't use. It works a lot better than PCSXBox then? Cause I'm pretty frustrated how many games I'd like to play on there again without having to mod my old PSX or my PS2 to play them.
And yes, the GameCube version of Mario Kart is rubbish. I couldn't stand it. I picked up a new gamecube that came cheap with an extra controller and Double Dash and brought it over to one of my friends houses that I used to play MK64 with and we played it for about 20 minutes before getting bored. Too many great things about the battle system from 64 that were dropped or changed enough to make it not fun. At the very least, they could have brought the Block Fort back... the courses on Double Dash were too small and it seemed like it was just luck if you won with all the crap flying around and no real places to be strategic since you're right on top of each other the whole time.
As for the shooters and fighters on MAME, I'm sure that I can get you a list together. There are a couple of fighters that look like they came out before Street Fighter I actually, and there are some newer type ones that work well that haven't been added. Most of the SHUMPS that I tested that aren't already on Arcades are pretty oldschool like Xevious or don't work at full speed with the sound enabled, but I do believe there are a few that were newer that hadn't been included on Arcades. I have the SHUMPS and fighters marked as such and I was going to present them all to BritneysPAIRS when my list was complete, but it should't be a problem to list them here beforehand. I just need to figure out how to transfer them from spreadsheet to here. I know somebody (maybe you) gave me a link to google in another thread how to do that, but I haven't tried it yet. That'll kind of give you an idea of the list that I've created too. I might need a few days though because I get off of work here at 6:30 in the morning then I need to get some sleep before I go out of town to meet some friends for the game. Remind me if I haven't posted them in my thread by Tuesday night.
Hey competes2win,
I've never played the DS version either so I couldn't say. Like I said above, you can just skip the Game Cube one. It really is crap. I really liked the SNES one too. I think as far as the racing goes, I probably do like the SNES version better, but as far as battlemode.... well there's nothing quite like the feeling of a perfectly timed jump from the third level of the block fort with star power right on the head of an unsuspecting newbie.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 02, 2008, 09:48:00 PM
QUOTE
Yugi Oh! : Forbiden Memories OR Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories - By EB USA
Playability : Graphics : Sound :
This game works OR no? Who lie? Shit !
Playability : Graphics : Sound :
This game works OR no? Who lie? Shit !
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 02, 2008, 10:18:00 PM
QUOTE(ressurectionx @ Feb 3 2008, 04:24 PM)
and they don't even have X-Com: UFO Defense on there.
That's the one that I'd love to be able to play on the XBox.
That's the one that I'd love to be able to play on the XBox.
Bwahahhaha, don't get me started talking about that game...
Though I did try running it through DosBox I didn't bother messing with the speed settings to actually make it playable. I much prefer games of that type to be on the PC.
I have the DS version of Kart, and possibly the 64 version as well (I've started to lose track of what is and isn't part of my collection). The only time I've played Kart 64 for more then a minute was through Surreal... The two versions are similar (many of the courses appear to be clones), though the DS has 3D karts and a "turbo" move triggered by sliding (it takes a bit of skill to perfect and needs to be used often). I'd pick DS out of the two, though I haven't played Double Dash or the Snes release (I'd assume there was a GBA version as well).
Post by: ressurectionx on February 03, 2008, 01:53:00 AM
Having originally acquired a demo floppy disk of X-Com that I ripped out of a bagged up PC gamer magazine at the supermarket that I knew my mom wouldn't buy me when I was about 11 years old I fell in love with it. (That's how file sharing was done back in the early 90's for all you youngins who don't believe that people ever lived without the internet). Then I got it on Playstation about 5 years later and have beat it all the way through about 5 or 6 times since. I have to say though, that you take my level of enthusiasm for the game to a much, much higher level. It is one of my favorite games ever though. Too bad there isn't more like them with updated graphics. Do you know of any? I've never played any of the sequels, so I don't know if they're any good either.
What do you mean by 3D cart on the DS? I didn't get the feeling that the carts looked 2D on Mario Kart 64... but I'm assuming either way they're done better on the DS port than the original. I do know that the 64 version had the turbo feature you're talking about. I think I played the game 6 months before I even read about it and once I figured that out I was able to smack noobs around until they figured out I was doing something every time Wario would laugh that insanely annoying laugh. I'd always tell them how to do it once they figured out I was doing something. I had gotten so good at that game that I would play 3 other people and try to do the slide and keep it going all around the top layer of the block fort without falling off just avoiding their stuff in the mean time. Never made it around though, but I've been close. I could do that skid all the way from the middle of the map and spiral to the top floor and swing from one color to the next over the bridge.
I'm assuming that sideways skid trick that puts the yellow and orange ZZZZZZZ's behind your kart before you release it and get a turbo is what you were talking about, right?
If you get a chance, I'd give double dash a whirl just to see how inferior it is, but I'd never recommend you pay for it. The super nintendo one was really good though and the battle mode was almost as fun on there too. Just can't beat a multi-platform game of battle mode though. I'd give it a try on Znes. I don't know how impressive it would be for somebody who never played it back in the day, but it's worth a look for ya.
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 03, 2008, 04:32:00 AM
The second title (Terror from the Deep) is essentially the same game with an aquatic theme (it's also available for the PS). It suffered from some rather bad bugs regarding the research tree, which could potentially make it impossible to complete the game, but did offer a handful of improvements as well.
The third title (Apocalypse) qualified as a proper "new" game, and it's very good (though opinion is divided over whether it beats the original). The GeoScape is replaced with a CityScape populated with other organisations, who battle with one another and form alliances etc. For example, the police and goverment are on your side, but the alien-loving Cult of Sirius just wish you'd leave their otherworldly friends alone.
So you can, if you wish, level the entire city and send in your ground forces to steal equipment. That plus the option to play in either real time or turn based mode, and the ability to demolish entire buildings by taking out the supports, makes it pretty cool.
Then there was Interceptor (UFO meets Wing Commander) and Enforcer (you're a robot built by an Ex-X-Com scientist, running around in 3D person blowing up all aliens in your path). Neither game was really that good, and due to a whole bunch of companies being shut down the series basically died as the rights got passed around.
However, the current buzz around the web is that the current owners (Take2) might be (read: probably is) working on a new title, and that the developer they've assigned to the task is Irrational (the guys who worked on System/BioShock). They refuse to admit anything however.
If you're looking for a modern equivalent, take a peek at ALTAR's UFO series (inspired by X-Com): Aftermath/Aftershock/Afterlight. They turned out to be quite popular.
Kart 64 seemed to use a "Doom" style 3D for the racers - Lots of 2D sprites, displayed according to the angle the racer was on. I suppose a couple of videos would show the difference better then I can explain it.
So yeah, that turbo move does look similar. Guess I just didn't understand the 64 versions controls that well.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 07, 2008, 03:44:00 AM
Sorry I didn't get back to ya earlier. Just been REAL busy with MAME.
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 07, 2008, 04:34:00 AM
Getting a bit more use at the moment; I've been away from home for quite a while now... Haven't been able to play on my X-Box for over a month. Got a chance last week, and guess what? It's toast. I need a new motherboard.
(Hey, after at least five attempts at a RAM upgrade, I'm surprised it lastest as long as it did. Note for all interested - Flash your TSOP or install a modchip first!!)
Post by: ressurectionx on February 07, 2008, 05:35:00 AM
I know my limitations and I don't think I'll be trying that unless somebody starts giving me free XBoxes to try it out on.Don't know if you've seen it or not, but I'm done with the MAME compatability. When I get the datfiles up here you'll have to check it out if you're into MAME.
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 07, 2008, 04:12:00 PM
That, and my 320gb drive is filled to bursting point already...
Post by: ressurectionx on February 07, 2008, 07:36:00 PM
I'm into all those old arcade games cause that's what I grew up with, so it wasn't completely miserable putting myself through that. Got to see a lot of games I haven't thought about in 20 or so years. FBA's a real cool emulator too, but most of those games came out after I was out of the arcade scene in high school. My games are so old that the datfile I made for MAMEox is smaller than a PSX disk. Always made me laugh when somebody would buy one of those Williams arcade classics for PSX and get 5 games for 40 bucks when I had a few thousand on my PC
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 07, 2008, 08:04:00 PM
What followed was an epic addiction to Metal Slug... I once turned up twenty minutes early to an airhockey tournament so that I could play on a machine I knew would be there. Stuck in a single coin, ended up taking me forty minutes to lose my game (by which I mean I reached the end credits) - so that idea didn't quite work out as intended!
Dead annoying to see MS6 released for just about everything other then the X-Box.
Post by: ressurectionx on February 09, 2008, 01:17:00 AM
Why do you suppose there is no love for E.T. the Extra Terrestrial for the Atari 2600? I mean, I think the story about the millions of cartridges buried under a slab in Nevada is fascinating, but I think E.T.'s problem was more with the marketing, pre-purchasing, and the idiot board that pulled the strings for Atari back then. Not with the programmer.
I had that game when I was probably 7 years old and I really liked it. It was one of the hardest games I played on the Atari and one of the first I remember that actually had an objective that would complete the game when it was met. I remember when I finally beat it actually....
It was pretty repetitive, but back in the 2600's heyday what game wasn't? I think for somebody to try it today who is playing Halo 3 they'll agree that it was the shittiest game ever made, but having grown up back then, I definately got a lot of use out of it.
I say boo to anyone who puts this on their top of the worst games ever made. To anyone who even puts this on the list. Especially if X-Men for the NES isn't on that list.
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 09, 2008, 02:51:00 AM
Hmm... Maybe I should try that game again sometime... I've still got it on a 5.25" disk somewhere. Even got a spare drive to stick it in. Always wondered if it was actually "winnable".
Post by: ressurectionx on February 09, 2008, 03:40:00 AM
QUOTE
ASTROBLAST: You start with 10 laser defense bases. Several things fall from the sky: rocks, spinning white bombs, "smart" guided missiles and - when your score goes over 20,000 - UFO bombs. If your active laser is hit OR a spinner lands, you lose that base. You get another base whenever your peak score goes up 1,000 points. As the score goes higher more targets appear - falling faster.
ATLANTIS: Atlantis and the Gorgon Fleet.
Atlantis, the fabled city of antiquity, lies in peaceful waters. The major districts of the city - the Aqua Plain, the Domed Palace and the Bridged Bazaar - murmur with activity while vital generators whirl. Three defense posts guard the skies over the metropolis.
An ominous sound penetrates the sea surrounding the city. The Gorgon Fleet, fierce warriors intent on demolishing Atlantis, attack in force. How long can the city withstand the assault?*
DONKEY KONG: Donkey Kong the ape has kidnapped Mario's girlfriend! In this action-packed rescue adventure, you move Mario through incredible dangers to save her. Your skill and speed determine your score.
ATLANTIS: Atlantis and the Gorgon Fleet.
Atlantis, the fabled city of antiquity, lies in peaceful waters. The major districts of the city - the Aqua Plain, the Domed Palace and the Bridged Bazaar - murmur with activity while vital generators whirl. Three defense posts guard the skies over the metropolis.
An ominous sound penetrates the sea surrounding the city. The Gorgon Fleet, fierce warriors intent on demolishing Atlantis, attack in force. How long can the city withstand the assault?*
DONKEY KONG: Donkey Kong the ape has kidnapped Mario's girlfriend! In this action-packed rescue adventure, you move Mario through incredible dangers to save her. Your skill and speed determine your score.
* Actually, come to think of it, the person who wrote that story for Atlantis should win an award for turning a few blips on a screen into a fantastic story like that. I think it was J.K. Rowling, actually.
All of them MAJOR plotlines there, wouldn't you agree?
If anything, I would say that E.T. The Extra Terrestrial had more plot than almost any Atari 2600 game ever made.
QUOTE
1. HELP E.T. GET HOME!
What kind of crazy planet is this, anyway? We came here to conduct a simple
study of primitive planets, and look what happened! These...things...came and
scared away my friends. Before I knew it, all my friends boarded our lightship
and flew home.
What do I do now? The only one I can trust is that nice little alien--
Ellleeott. He gives me those tasty energy pills (What did he call them?
Reeessseess Peeesssesss?) But these other aliens! Every time I get ready to
assemble my transgalactic communicatior, they come and take me away. The one
with the white coat sticks that temperature measuring device in my mouth (I
wonder why he was so upset when it melted?), and the other one in the trench
coat keeps muttering those strange sounds (Naaashaaannaall Seeeccuuuureeetteee?)
I just want to go home! I hope Elllleeott and I can assemble all the pieces
of my communicator before my energy runs out.
Oh, oh. Here come those crazy aliens again. Help me, Elllleeott! Help me get
home!
What kind of crazy planet is this, anyway? We came here to conduct a simple
study of primitive planets, and look what happened! These...things...came and
scared away my friends. Before I knew it, all my friends boarded our lightship
and flew home.
What do I do now? The only one I can trust is that nice little alien--
Ellleeott. He gives me those tasty energy pills (What did he call them?
Reeessseess Peeesssesss?) But these other aliens! Every time I get ready to
assemble my transgalactic communicatior, they come and take me away. The one
with the white coat sticks that temperature measuring device in my mouth (I
wonder why he was so upset when it melted?), and the other one in the trench
coat keeps muttering those strange sounds (Naaashaaannaall Seeeccuuuureeetteee?)
I just want to go home! I hope Elllleeott and I can assemble all the pieces
of my communicator before my energy runs out.
Oh, oh. Here come those crazy aliens again. Help me, Elllleeott! Help me get
home!
Okay.... so ET didn't actually say more than two words in the movie, but whoever typed that up at least saw the movie beforehand and was paid 3 or 4 times as much as the author of the other "plots" if pay was based on words printed.
So... I think those guys are funny, but I don't believe they ever played the game when they were kids. It's easy to look at any game like that today and say it sucks if you didn't play it when it was new. Either that, or they were too dumb to read because after I gave up trying to guess what the hell I was supposed to do I read the manual and it was pretty exciting
Those guys are bastards, riding the tide of America's hatered for what it didn't and still does not understand. Stop the hate.... Please?
Your unfounded hatered for and xenophobia towards E.T. makes baby Jesus cry.
Post by: Bomb Bloke on February 09, 2008, 09:24:00 PM
ET said at least four words in the movie...
Didn't he?
Post by: ressurectionx on February 09, 2008, 10:07:00 PM
1. ET
2. Phone
3. Home
4. Elliot
5. Ooooucccchhhh!
(Maybe 7. Did he say Reeces Pieces?)
At least 5 words. Could be more... Not sure. Last time I saw it, the police held shotguns instead of walkie talkies like they do today. It's all on South Park if you didn't know about that.
That cute girl that Elliot kissed I had a huge crush on when I was like 6. I wonder what she's doing today....
EDIT: Just looked her up on IMDB. Wow.... that was Erica Eleniak from Baywatch fame and the Beverly Hillbillies movie. I had good taste even years before I hit puberty.
This post has been edited by ressurectionx: Feb 10 2008, 06:12 AM
Post by: chorizo1 on February 11, 2008, 02:25:00 AM
Post by: irishwhip on March 29, 2008, 02:42:00 PM
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Post by: devlkore on July 10, 2008, 07:54:00 AM
Stratus, I love your avatar.
I recently watched the entire Terminator series and I actually like it. I suggest you watch it if you like the first 2 films. Thankfully they ignore and overwrite the 3rd film.
Post by: devlkore on July 13, 2008, 07:15:00 AM
QUOTE(Andrew_Roy @ Jul 11 2008, 11:40 PM)
It's okay. It needs a little work, particularly with the main 3 characters. I kind of wish they'd move it to F/X so they could get away with a little more too. I hope it last long enough to iron out all the bugs, the potential is certaintly there.
You're right, it's not perfect. I am hoping the second series is a bit more badass, but I was suprised by the first, I really expected to hate it.
Post by: mcsweeny92 on July 15, 2008, 05:31:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on August 02, 2008, 11:57:00 PM
Post by: competes2win on August 03, 2008, 12:35:00 AM
QUOTE(devlkore @ Jul 13 2008, 09:51 AM)
You're right, it's not perfect. I am hoping the second series is a bit more badass, but I was suprised by the first, I really expected to hate it.
I felt that the show got progressively more strong as the season went on, I felt that it was a shame that the season was cut to about 9 episodes due to the writers strike. I especially liked the episode when it was John's birthday and his uncle (forgot his name) let it be known that he knew who John's father was.
also i must say, I have no idea how I got into the series though after watching the garbage that was the pilot episode.
Post by: VampX on August 10, 2008, 06:40:00 PM
Post by: ressurectionx on August 10, 2008, 10:57:00 PM
Post by: BulkySam on August 12, 2008, 10:15:00 PM
Post by: devlkore on August 23, 2008, 03:09:00 AM
Post by: BonusJz on August 23, 2008, 06:10:00 AM
Post by: VampX on August 23, 2008, 08:07:00 PM
QUOTE(BonusJz @ Aug 23 2008, 02:46 PM)
On Xbox , PsP , Gp2x , Dc , Linux , Pc
That turtles bor game is looking mighty fine there BonusJz, can't wait to get my hands on the full version.
damn i really need to get back into bor, so many good games released lately.
there's like a ton of double dragon's and also 2 golden axe mods i believe,
then your awesome mods, and many more.
we should review some bor mods here and like make it easier for people to find the really good ones.
Post by: BulkySam on November 23, 2008, 07:23:00 PM
Anyone else think we'll see Surreal 2.0 in about 10 years?
Post by: VampX on January 05, 2009, 02:40:00 PM
where's my European Jasper Microsoft? you said there'd be Jaspers!!
Post by: VampX on January 11, 2009, 08:21:00 AM
and then they complain and complain because they can't get their damn emulator showing up in their outdated dashboard which they should have learned to configure by now!
... i mean, its swell here!
Post by: Meditator on May 12, 2010, 12:10:00 PM
QUOTE(BulkySam @ Nov 23 2008, 09:23 PM)
Guns n' Roses' Chinese Democracy is finally out.
Anyone else think we'll see Surreal 2.0 in about 10 years?
As you've been told for the last 6 years...
Surreal v2.0
Release Date: In Two Weeks.
Post by: Andrew_Roy on July 27, 2010, 02:38:00 AM
I never did trust him.