| QUOTE (billforsale @ Aug 6 2004, 08:37 AM) |
| I would do the same. If each person who follows this project donated a dollar that would be a ton of cash. |
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 6 2004, 09:12 PM) |
| hehehe...sorry...double post. |
i guess you havn't learned your lesson if you double post

*takes out whip*
HoRnEyDvL, I think that in editing the more disruptive posts to keep the thread going you've made an excellent compromise.
Wake up, people. This thread has been on the decline for a week now. Be thankful HoRnEyDvL is even letting it continue. (I myself am happily surprised.)
Still no update to the Surreal v2 "To Do" list? No updates since July 23rd. Hmmm.....
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 6 2004, 01:03 PM) |
How exactly is money going to make Surreal a better emulator? I don't see that this project is any more worthy of 'donations' than all the other quality emus we enjoy on the Xbox.
And HoRnEyDvL, editing a thread to your liking by deleting posts is lame. Either lock it or let people have their say. |
Any of the work that oDD and lantus do on surreal will be done with or without money. While im sure that (or atleast i hope) oDD and lantus are human (and hence need/want money) they wouldnt shun away donations, but nothing is required, nor would it motivate either to work faster/better. The true projects are made from love (wow that sounded lame).
As to the moderation comment, i hate to inform you but this is not a democratic internet. You do not govern our policies. It is more like a monarcy, with xantium/hsdemonz being the brother kings, and me a head chancellor. What i say goes. I say that HoRnEyDvL is doing a well job moderating the trash in this thread.
Now, back on topic.
Surreal is of course being worked on regularly, and the progress is good. I've missed oDD over the past week so i dont know how close the release is (as to what i knew from before) but it shant be long ; )
| QUOTE |
| As to the moderation comment, i hate to inform you but this is not a democratic internet. You do not govern our policies. It is more like a monarcy, with xantium/hsdemonz being the brother kings, and me a head chancellor. What i say goes. I say that HoRnEyDvL is doing a well job moderating the trash in this thread. |
I didn't say it was democratic (nothing's democratic) I said it was lame which it is.
And it isn't 'like a monarchy' it's 'like' a discussion forum and if you mods (cause that's all you are mr. chancellor) are going to edit threads to fit your views of how people should post then you might as well just write the whole thing yourselves.
I'm all for deleting posts which break forum rules and for all I know some of those deleted may have (though I doubt it), but chopping up threads just because they're not 'positive' enough for you is just... lame.

Cleaning the trash? This whole thread is 'trash', that's why the last one was locked. Everything that could be said on the subject had been said and so the discussion just deteriorated.
As soon as anything new regarding Surreal comes along, I'm sure we'll be notified. We know both lantus and oDD are working as hard as they can on it and I'm sure we all wish them well as we do XPort and GoGoAckman and anyone else contributing to the scene.
| QUOTE (Iriez @ Aug 6 2004, 11:22 PM) |
| Surreal is of course being worked on regularly, and the progress is good. I've missed oDD over the past week so i dont know how close the release is (as to what i knew from before) but it shant be long ; ) |
OMG!!!1! Surr34l v.2 iz t3h c0m1ngz uot n3xt wk!!!!shift+1!!!
| QUOTE |
| And it isn't 'like a monarchy' it's 'like' a discussion forum and if you mods (cause that's all you are mr. chancellor) are going to edit threads to fit your views of how people should post then you might as well just write the whole thing yourselves. |
Hahaha, I enjoyed reading that. Iriez's little analogy was quite pompous. It's funny how you give people just a *smidgen* of power of a collection of insignificant people in some random corner of the Internet and it goes to their head. I've always enjoyed Penny Arcade's
Greater Fuckwad Theory
Ahhh man thats it i had enough either u stay ontopic or i close this down as well & what other post open untill surreal v2 is released. Your choice guys! Im not trying 2 be the bad guy im just doing my job.
I really have to agree with HoRnEyDvL on this one. I'm rather new as a member on the forums, and consequently probably haven't much of a place to put my two cents in, but i do agree that the forums should try to stay on topic as opposed to getting into psuedo-"politics"....these things are irrelevant and trancend from the accual intention of these particular threads:SURREAL 64 V2!!!!!!!! I'm not a tekkie,and half the time I don't even understand most of the technical jargon that is posted, and I'm sure I'll get scorched for this, but I am just like most others: loving the emulation scene and anxiously awaiting the new release. This forum is how i keep track of that, as I'm sure many others are as well. I don't want to see this thread shut down as well.....
humbly holding my breath and waiting......
(Warning, pictures ahead)
Some shameless spam:
Boobs!
Something worthwile. These are all the screenshots (more or less) that oDD_ and Lantus have posted. There are more that I found, but I don't want to reveal them in case oDD_ and/or Lantus were planning on showing them off themselves. It's called respect people!









To be continued....
The others that I haven't seen on these forums I won't post, or help in finding (not that it was hard) simply out of respect for oDD_ and Lantus.
Morien
Edit: Accidently put up one of the unreleased ones...
| QUOTE (pHrEaQuAzOiD @ Aug 7 2004, 05:04 AM) |
I really have to agree with HoRnEyDvL on this one. I'm rather new as a member on the forums, and consequently probably haven't much of a place to put my two cents in, but i do agree that the forums should try to stay on topic as opposed to getting into psuedo-"politics"....these things are irrelevant and trancend from the accual intention of these particular threads:SURREAL 64 V2!!!!!!!! I'm not a tekkie,and half the time I don't even understand most of the technical jargon that is posted, and I'm sure I'll get scorched for this, but I am just like most others: loving the emulation scene and anxiously awaiting the new release. This forum is how i keep track of that, as I'm sure many others are as well. I don't want to see this thread shut down as well..... humbly holding my breath and waiting...... |
The problem with the last thread however was that you couldn't find any new info. It was 27 pages long (by default) and only about 3 posts had anything usefull in them.
Man, I love watching this Melrose Place Online shit.
And I love the monarchy slant they've given some of the characters this season, makes everything all classy and British-like. (Until the scandalous toe-sucking begins, Likklebaer I am looking squarely at you...)
God speed oDD, you do such wonderful work.
I'm getting antsy but the anticipation is half of the fun.
| QUOTE (Running_with_Scissors @ Aug 7 2004, 05:39 AM) |
Man, I love watching this Melrose Place Online shit.
And I love the monarchy slant they've given some of the characters this season, makes everything all classy and British-like. (Until the scandalous toe-sucking begins, Likklebaer I am looking squarely at you...)
God speed oDD, you do such wonderful work. I'm getting antsy but the anticipation is half of the fun. |
Dude...
That was the funniest post i've ever read in any forum.
onTopic:
Thanks Iriez for bringing back the hope to this thread
As we apparently are condensing all the good stuff from the last thread, here are some important links previously summarized by Mr. Chips.
To Do List
Compatabillity List
| QUOTE (HoRnEyDvL @ Aug 7 2004, 02:11 AM) |
| Ahhh man thats it i had enough either u stay ontopic or i close this down as well & what other post open untill surreal v2 is released. Your choice guys! Im not trying 2 be the bad guy im just doing my job. |
Read: Be nice to me or im taking the ball and going home.
i dont give a fuck about that monarchy or shit.
i respect all...(even if i make jokes) from the last guy who entered the scene...to xantium...
i enjoy reading all people opinions...so this is not politics...this is a community about enjoying or playing games...so its not that serious.
if hornydevil or iriez have to edit something its just because its against the law...or insults.
i think we all have the right to write whatever we want if its according to the rules.
if you have to edit my posts horndevilz...fine.
but i think its not fair...as well as closing the master first thread.
but anyway...i have my friends here...i talk to them...and to all who wants read it.
dont take from us that right.
anyway i dont think this is gonna change something so....whatehell.
i enjoy my emus...i hope you do too.
| QUOTE (CGMneon @ Aug 7 2004, 06:53 AM) |
As we apparently are condensing all the good stuff from the last thread, here are some important links previously summarized by Mr. Chips.
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Times'>To Do List</span>
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Compatabillity List</span></span> |
Keep in mind that that compatibility list is for version 1 and not 2. It should give an idea of what will work in version 2 but not a very good idea.
To help maybe get this thread back on topic let us discuss the games we are hopping to run better on V2.
Dr Mario 64 -Althought I remember reading that this was fixed and then broken again I would love to hook up some 4 player action.
Kirby 64 - My girlfriend loves this game but refuses to play it when you cant see the bad guys faces
Mario Golf - Runs pretty well already but the graphical errors make it kind of difficult to play
Mario Tennis - Never played this game before V1 but I've grown to quite enjoy it. I would just like to see the crashing minimized.
Perfect Dark - Doesnt sound as thought this one is going to be 100% but the screens sure look good.
I'm sure I'm missing a few. Anyone else?
i have dark rift and that doesn't work, im looking forward to playing it
there are no menus at the beginning and the characters are invisible
super smash bros. looks good, i hope it runs faster and there special moves aren't messed up
doom 64, froze up in certain spots, playable but im always looking over my shoulder
fighters destiny 2 - again i have it and it doesn't work, but im looking forward to playing it on surreal v2
destruction derby runs too slow, hoping it will run faster
Majora's Mask, it runs really slow, so i'd love to play that !
Never had a problem with Paper Mario. I even played it all the way through. Only a few minor gfx glitches but nothing that hinders your game play.
would love also if dr mario works
new tetris hopefully its a little faster 4 players
mario tennis r some that i would love ,but im not sure dr.mario works with latest rice plugin but i could be wrong.
I think it'll do number 1 and 2, not sure about number 3 (and hence number 4).
It's apparently a big improvment however.
Morien
yea but from the looks of some pics of surreal 2 look likes graphic quality is improved as well it looks sharper.
| QUOTE (CGMneon @ Aug 8 2004, 06:40 PM) |
Neat. I'd especially like to see number 1 happen. Many of the games I want to play work with Surreal v1. It'd be great if more could play at 100% speed with fewer graphical glitches and no crashes. |
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 8 2004, 05:57 PM) |
Will Surreal64 2 supports arguments like the Xport emulators? WIth Argument support we can add your most favorite roms to UnleashX/Evox and launch them directly from the menu I like to have one interface since i'm not the only person that uses my Xbox and not everybody wants to learn different interfaces (those lazy basterds grrr). |
you know that is cool
| QUOTE (Vejita @ Aug 9 2004, 03:01 AM) |
Will the roms needed for Surreal v2 also be compliant with GoodN64_202a?
I wouldn't want to hunt an older set |
Console roms dont work with updated romsets silly, its only that way with arcade romsets.
The goodutils only rename the roms to the correct name, nothing else.
and every new release adds more known roms.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 9 2004, 01:26 AM) |
Console roms dont work with updated romsets silly, its only that way with arcade romsets.
The goodutils only rename the roms to the correct name, nothing else. and every new release adds more known roms. |
Actually you are wrong
For example in one GoodN64 release the following rom:
Super Mario 64 (U) [!]
can end up being:
Super Mario 64 (U) [o1]
etc...
| QUOTE (Vejita @ Aug 9 2004, 03:43 AM) |
Actually you are wrong
For example in one GoodN64 release the following rom:
Super Mario 64 (U) [!]
can end up being:
Super Mario 64 (U) [o1]
etc... |
How am i wrong? i said it correctly.
| QUOTE |
| The goodutils only rename the roms to the correct name |
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 8 2004, 09:59 PM) |
im waiting for that surreal... im so happy im involved in that emulator.
oDD is doing a great work ...he told me he´s only giving it final touches like a week and a half ago...so expect it anytime now.

ASheR |
i mean this t-shirt.
| QUOTE (FrIeD-GoAt @ Aug 9 2004, 03:15 AM) |
| what is this famed flicker filter everyone is mumbleing about these days? |
its just another filter, but it gives you a crisp clear image, so every game looks much better
| QUOTE |
| i mean this t-shirt |
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 10 2004, 01:04 AM) |
hehehehe...well...
ill show you more pics...
of my last trip to mazatlan. |
The pic he doesnt want you to see..
thats great.
diana is here and says hi...vamp.
^^ I much prefer that the dev's take their time and iron out as many bugs as possible before a release.
A) It cuts down on the bitching and the asking of the same questions over and over and over again
B ) It creates a much finer end product that is more enjoyable to use.
If this means waiting a few extra weeks for something that is already free, then so be it. We're lucky to have any of this at all really...
Never release it, that would be funny
| QUOTE (AkumAPRIME @ Aug 10 2004, 06:27 AM) |
| Never release it, that would be funny |
| QUOTE |
| Asher.....that's a might fine rats tail thingy you got going on there....jokes. |
what?
| QUOTE |
| Never release it, that would be funny |
its not like we´re gonna suicide if its never released...
but i really like emulation...i enjoy it...
its not like the way you see it.
maybe i cant explain it...but for me
its a very very good feeling. and it isn´t because i have nothing to do.
i actually live very happy with friends and my girl sharing all..
we all play
and we enjoy emus a lot.
so for me surreal means a lot.
if it doesnt to you...well its ok.
i worry about surreal
and you worry about trent reznor in your dreams likklebaer
and i respect it.
i totally prefer a guy who shares instead of a guy with negative thoughts
so its not seriously but its really fun for me and friends.
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 10 2004, 09:12 AM) |
| you worry about trent reznor in your dreams likklebaer |
Twenny fo sevun, fo sho!
On topic: Go team! (oDD and Lantus)
and yes...i think lantus and oDD enjoy reading us.
| QUOTE (CGMneon @ Aug 10 2004, 09:49 PM) |
| Iriez indicated v2 was near and I'm sure he's right on the money. |
| QUOTE (Teralus @ Aug 10 2004, 11:55 AM) |
| Some of you guys need to get out side and get some fresh air, emulators are fun and all, but come on.....] |
I have a wireless laptop, i'm floating in the pool as we speak.
Hey Morien.. You posted pics in this thread earlier on.. Thanks for that..
I'm just wondering what the name of the game is right after the second post (continued).. Mario fighting link?
| QUOTE (Krill123 @ Aug 11 2004, 04:05 PM) |
Hey Morien.. You posted pics in this thread earlier on.. Thanks for that..
I'm just wondering what the name of the game is right after the second post (continued).. Mario fighting link? |
That would be Super SmashBross.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 11 2004, 12:51 PM) |
| I have a wireless laptop, i'm floating in the pool as we speak. |
hahahaha
| QUOTE (hamto @ Aug 11 2004, 09:51 AM) |
By the way:
Does anyone experienced in the old version a freeze in Mario Party? In both Parts with 4 Player after a time the game freeze! I just experienced this problem with more then 2 Players. And you know , the only way to play this game is in Multiplayer ;-) Would be nice if anyone canproof my problem. Maybe it is just my Xbox which don't like Mario Party^^^
Thx dudes |
I dont know about mario party 1 &2 but i have the same problem when playing mario party 3 story mode. It just freeze up as im about to play a minigame.
| QUOTE |
Maybe not official, but damn close enough
|
People promoting this hacked piece of shit is why elecbyte went AWOL...I dont know if you knew that or not. You should really edit your post and delete that link man...
| QUOTE (notserbamma @ Aug 11 2004, 04:27 PM) |
People promoting this hacked piece of shit is why elecbyte went AWOL...I dont know if you knew that or not. You should really edit your post and delete that link man... |
no, I didn't know that. Link deleted.
Although I will say, it is nice to be able to play it on windows, hacked version or not.
| QUOTE |
| I have a wireless laptop, i'm floating in the pool as we speak. |
Hahaha! That shit's funny

I love you VampX
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 9 2004, 01:55 AM) |
How am i wrong? i said it correctly.
so if they find out that the mario (u) rom really is a (u) (o1) rom it just renames it. there is nothing changed like there is with mame romsets, its all about renaming.
<snip>useless stuff removed</snip> |
Yes but my roms are renamed to GoodN64 v2.02a rom name standards so how can I pick out the roms which work on Surreal64 v2.0 or v1.0 if the old roms are needed since the games are detected by the two internal CRC32 checksums.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 11 2004, 12:51 PM) |
| I have a wireless laptop, i'm floating in the pool as we speak. |
really, i usually drag my computer out to the pool and use an 16 foot extension cord
*splash* *splash*
oh no, nobody likes a soggy motherboard
| QUOTE (notserbamma @ Aug 11 2004, 06:27 PM) |
| People promoting this hacked piece of shit is why elecbyte went AWOL...I dont know if you knew that or not. You should really edit your post and delete that link man... |
WOW WILL TEH ELECBYTE COME BACK NOW THAT HE DELETED IT??? TAHT WUOULD BE TEH AWESOM DUUDE!!
/sarcasm
| QUOTE |
| oh no, nobody likes a soggy motherboard |
or that whole "death of electrocution" part, that kinda sucks too
| QUOTE (Vejita @ Aug 11 2004, 07:13 PM) |
| Yes but my roms are renamed to GoodN64 v2.02a rom name standards so how can I pick out the roms which work on Surreal64 v2.0 or v1.0 if the old roms are needed since the games are detected by the two internal CRC32 checksums. |
the crc is only for the boxart.
you can edit that yourself.
edit surreal.ini
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 11 2004, 11:34 PM) |
WOW WILL TEH ELECBYTE COME BACK NOW THAT HE DELETED IT??? TAHT WUOULD BE TEH AWESOM DUUDE!!
/sarcasm |
Kinda what I was thinking, but I don't want to piss anyone off here... yet.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 11 2004, 06:34 PM) |
WOW WILL TEH ELECBYTE COME BACK NOW THAT HE DELETED IT??? TAHT WUOULD BE TEH AWESOM DUUDE!!
/sarcasm |
Maybe you misunderstood me...
The last time someone posted a link to the hacked mugen I remember (whoever runs the emu section) saying that we can't post links to anything not supported by elecbyte.
Dunno how you managed to come to that conclusion though. (Deleting a post would bring elecbyte back? wtf?)
Sorry my post wasn't thorough enough.
Now for something back on topic....Surreal V2 tonight people...9:00pm EST
/sarcasm
| QUOTE (notserbamma @ Aug 12 2004, 04:26 PM) |
Surreal V2 tonight people...9:00pm EST
|
that would be awesome...
| QUOTE (chilin_dude @ Aug 12 2004, 02:53 PM) |
Have there been any REAL eta's since the mid July one? Sorry I've been away |
nope, just speculation and hear say.
although iriez said he was told it will be released "soon".
plus the todo list on the cvs hasnt been updated in about 2 weeks.
so hopefully its on its way.
| QUOTE (Mephiska @ Aug 12 2004, 06:00 PM) |
nope, just speculation and hear say.
although iriez said he was told it will be released "soon".
plus the todo list on the cvs hasnt been updated in about 2 weeks.
so hopefully its on its way. |
Ah I thought as much, but couldn't decode it from all the shit being posted in this thread

. Hopefully its just a waiting game then...
| QUOTE (Mr. Chips @ Aug 12 2004, 02:18 AM) |
or that whole "death of electrocution" part, that kinda sucks too |
| QUOTE |
| The realease has to be close........ I can almost taste it |
and i bet it tastes like chicken
*still waits for surreal*
Maybe we should all stop posting messages in the forums, that way, Lantus and oDD won't have anything to read and they'll force themselves to do some devving!?
I AM T3H 1337!!!!!!!!!
I am also joking.
I am right smack dab in the middle of hurricane Bonnies path, and all I can think of is V.2
yea so...
when is the rumored release date?
| QUOTE (devlkore @ Aug 12 2004, 11:09 PM) |
| Maybe we should all stop posting messages in the forums, that way, Lantus and oDD won't have anything to read and they'll force themselves to do some devving!? |
my thought exactly!
i dont think thats the answer....to surreal release.
oDD and lantus arent children playing with us.
those guys are making a very good emulator...
count me in the list of the biggest surreal fans.... i check the scene daily with the hope of the emu...but now its bigger.
and there´s so many games (roms) to play...
so maybe we should be playing instead of reading this.
im working in something for you guys maybe ill show you tomorrow.
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 12 2004, 09:35 PM) |
| im working in something for you guys maybe ill show you tomorrow. |

huh?
its not a big deal...
its not a emu...
its just a little add for the forums.
dont spect much...but i like it.
| QUOTE (CGMneon @ Aug 13 2004, 01:55 AM) |
| You have issues..... |
Number one, I stand corrected, its not hurricane bonnie heading for my town, its hurricane Charlie. And number two, no, I don't " have issues", I'm simply making lite of the fact that there's a category 3 hurricane heading for my city.
| QUOTE (lantus @ Aug 13 2004, 03:53 AM) |
| august 2011 |
| QUOTE (lantus @ Aug 13 2004, 03:53 AM) |
| august 2011 |
| QUOTE |
august 2011 |
hey atleast its good to know that they're still alive...
| QUOTE (lantus @ Aug 13 2004, 03:53 AM) |
| august 2011 |
At that time we could play N64 roms on Surreal 64 V2 through a Xbox emulator.
Anyway still looking forward to it i'm dow... backuping roms as we speak.
I check the Xbox-Scene in hope of seeing this every day. "Surreal 64 V2 released."
Darn I'm getting excited just writing this message.
Oh Oh, and Conker's Bad Fur Day. Ahhhh Eeeee, I'm so happy. 
I just wish I could help in some shape, way, or form. I know 0 programming though.Heck, I tried making a Evox trainer front-end and didn't know where to start. (However, I did get the poke command correct.) Look at these guys. Lantus. Look at all he has done. Xsnes9x, Quake 2, Quake 1, Surreal 64, Duke Nukem, and on and on.
I don't know how you do it? Oh, yeah, and these aren't huge productions.(I'm sure they take a lot of time and effort, I'm not denying that, but in terms of people involved.) Look at Surreal 64. 2 Man team. WOW!.
I want to learn how to do that. I wonder how hard it is? If I could ever be able to do stuff like that? Lantus, how do you know all your stuff? How would you recommend somebody get started on the road to Xbox coding? I'm sure it's much harder than it looks, but if I learned a little it would help in the next generation of Xbox as well.What language to learn? What programs to learn? I'm serious. I would really like to know.
Not to offend, but remember the music-less Doom? How about the non-inverted Duke Nukem aiming. If I learned I could help fix little things like this. If more people knew, the scene could be more productive as a whole. I reall hope people don't think my idea is retarded.I would just really like to be more helpful, and not so dependent on such generous people like Odd and Lantus, for these wonderful wonderful programs and ports.
Oh yeah, Lantus and Odd do this for free. I think this sums it up>>>>
| QUOTE (Dell123 @ Aug 13 2004, 06:26 AM) |
are u sure? |
Yup Lantus and ODD are grown up we seems to be the kids

Owh well if that's the price i'm going to pay for being able to play even more N64 games on the Xbox I can live (or was it life, guys help me out) with it.
A small status update would reduce the pain of waiting though... Please :-p
winmugen,
tHc final,
...Surreal v2?
lets hope that im wrong.
| QUOTE (pHrEaQuAzOiD @ Aug 13 2004, 03:54 AM) |
| Number one, I stand corrected, its not hurricane bonnie heading for my town, its hurricane Charlie. And number two, no, I don't " have issues", I'm simply making lite of the fact that there's a category 3 hurricane heading for my city. |
you live if florida?, near the gulf?
im in hernando county, that hurricane is going rip though there
if my xbox goes down, then i go down
ok, time to evacuate

seriously
| QUOTE |
| want to learn how to do that. I wonder how hard it is? If I could ever be able to do stuff like that? Lantus, how do you know all your stuff? How would you recommend somebody get started on the road to Xbox coding? I'm sure it's much harder than it looks, but if I learned a little it would help in the next generation of Xbox as well.What language to learn? What programs to learn? I'm serious. I would really like to know. |
if you would really like to port
http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htmstart by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games
this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there
| QUOTE |
| You can get one for less than the cost of a packet of crisps these days |
haha dont hear that enough.
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 13 2004, 07:25 AM) |
if you would really like to port http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htm start by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there |
Thanks for the link, that has gone high up on my list of "tutorials to read and do", so I can become "t3h 1337!!!1!", I've wanted to program for years (like, 15 of them) and now seems like the right time to start, so far, all I've done is a couple of basic hacks/fixes (no one will remember my working fix for Enter The Matrix, because no one cared when I announced it) and a mod for Max Payne (PC), but now I've got to do something worthwhile, like porting Abuse
I just thought, maybe someone with more time on their hands than me should/could start a newbie devs group for the Xbox, then people could join (me included) and we could all help each other out with STufF we've leanred and maybe even have polls on what should get made/ported and some STufF might actually get done. What do you think?
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 13 2004, 09:35 AM) |
If I were as desperate as some of you seem to be to play all these N64 games I'd just go out and get myself an N64. You can get one for less than the cost of a packet of crisps these days and it would save you the trouble of having to check the forums "every day" "just for any news of V2", and then you wouldn't seem so pathetic p*ssing yourselves in anticipation at what, at the end of the day, is just a damned emulator (and not the best one on the Xbox at that).
I realise that this is an emulation forum but for god's sake show some dignity and at least pretend you have a life outside of your Xbox.
Surreal v2 should be released exactly one year after the release of Surreal v1 with updates once a year thereafter. That should give you people enough time in between to find something more constructive to be so very obsessed with.
|
im fucking sick of you likklebaer....
ive really tryed...but youre just... stupid.
if you think that way...why are you on this forums?...
you think youre all great...but youre nothing but a little sad girl.
and i dont care what you think...i dont think neither you...
but fuck off... youre a very very negative member of this forum.
you know ive tryed to talk to you....and ive tryed to know what is that thing that
keeps you pissed 24/7.
go back to your fucking trent reznor...or your VERY GREAT yaoi life.
if i want surreal v2 so bad its my fucking problem.
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 13 2004, 01:16 PM) |
im fucking sick of you likklebaer....
ive really tryed...but youre just... stupid.
if you think that way...why are you on this forums?...
you think youre all great...but youre nothing but a little sad girl.
and i dont care what you think...i dont think neither you...
but fuck off... youre a very very negative member of this forum.
you know ive tryed to talk to you....and ive tryed to know what is that thing that
keeps you pissed 24/7.
go back to your fucking trent reznor...or your VERY GREAT yaoi life.
if i want surreal v2 so bad its my fucking problem. |
Come on, if Xbox-Scene was a soap, we'd need Likklebaer, otherwise it'd be boring.

| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 13 2004, 04:16 PM) |
| you think youre all great...but youre nothing but a little sad girl. |
| QUOTE (devlkore @ Aug 13 2004, 04:39 PM) |
Come on, if Xbox-Scene was a soap, we'd need Likklebaer, otherwise it'd be boring.
  |
XboxScene Soap - Episode 443
In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having
an afair with Licklebaer, however unaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very
much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom
Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that
plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a
hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,
Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where
he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,
meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move..
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 13 2004, 09:35 AM) |
| life outside of your Xbox. |
Now be carefull. That's dangerous thinking.
| QUOTE (lantus @ Aug 13 2004, 03:53 AM) |
| august 2011 |
Why do you hurt us so?
| QUOTE |
| QUOTE | want to learn how to do that. I wonder how hard it is? If I could ever be able to do stuff like that? Lantus, how do you know all your stuff? How would you recommend somebody get started on the road to Xbox coding? I'm sure it's much harder than it looks, but if I learned a little it would help in the next generation of Xbox as well.What language to learn? What programs to learn? I'm serious. I would really like to know. |
if you would really like to port http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htmstart by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there |
Also, you might want to check
this thread on the XBMC forums.
Morien
| QUOTE |
| If I were as desperate as some of you seem to be to play all these N64 games I'd just go out and get myself an N64. You can get one for less than the cost of a packet of crisps these days and it would save you the trouble of having to check the forums "every day" "just for any news of V2", and then you wouldn't seem so pathetic p*ssing yourselves in anticipation at what, at the end of the day, is just a damned emulator (and not the best one on the Xbox at that). |
While I agree that some of the people here are a little too desperate for Surreal64 v2, I can't help but sit and let my N64 collect dust while I wait for v2.
Why? Surreal64 is actually better than an N64 for the following reasons:
1) Double the resolution. Any 3D game will run at double what it does on a real N64. Compare them side-by-side and you'll see what I mean.
2) Progressive Scan. A real N64 can't even touch the quality that a progressive scan video signal gives HDTV and PC monitor users. Combined with #1, this kicks the N64 to curb in the graphics dept. Trust me, I own a real N64 and I don't even want to turn it on anymore.
3) Optical sound. Surreal 64 supports Dolby digital sound,which means you get loss-less perfect sound coming straight out of the ROM itself.
4) Unlimited memory card space/Free RAM upgrade/Save anywhere. I'm more of a purist when it comes to saving my games, so I'll only use the memory pack instead of the save state, but I can definitely see the appeal of it. Plus I don't own any mem cards, or the RAM upgrade. I'll gladly take those for free, thanks.
5) Xbox controller support/Button config. N64's controller, to me, is just uncomfortable and weird. I'd much rather play on an S-Controller with which I can completely remap all the buttons to my liking, since a lot of N64 games did not allow that option. Plus I only have 1 N64 controller. I have 4 S-Controllers, so if I want to play 4 player No Mercy/Mario Kart/Golden Eye/etc., I'm ready to go.
6) Portability. I'd rather pack just an Xbox and bring it a friend's house rather than lugging my N64 and 100 carts, which unlike CDs/DVDs can't be stored in a relatively small CD binder. Plus I'd rather not put the wear and tear on the N64, which rings true for all of my older consoles. Thankfully, they are all emulated on the Xbox (besides the Saturn).
| QUOTE |
| just a damned emulator (and not the best one on the Xbox at that). |
This is, of course, you're uneducated opinion, and now that you've been educated I suggest you rethink which is the best emulator on the Xbox. Is the best emulator one that is most accurate? Seems like the obvious choice. But what about emulators that provide options that actually make the games run better than the consoles they are emulating?
Like I said, some people are a little too into Surreal64. But what does it help flaming them/belittling the emulator? Do you feel like a bigger man/woman because of it?
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 13 2004, 08:25 AM) |
you live if florida?, near the gulf?
im in hernando county, that hurricane is going rip though there
if my xbox goes down, then i go down
ok, time to evacuate seriously
if you would really like to port http://gametutorials...s/tutorials.htm start by learning the first three pages of c and c++, this is whats needed to port basically some SDL games this is a site that freakdave slipped to me, didn't get a chance to learn anything yet, but i'll be there |

Yeah, I'm right in clearwater, by the beach.Just far away enough to not be ordered to evac. This should be fun.... But at least we still have power(so far). I wouldnt mind a safe bolted down to the floor,ya know,......for my xbox.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 13 2004, 02:56 PM) |
XboxScene Soap - Episode 443
In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having an afair with Licklebaer, however anaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,
Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,
meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move.. |

...Funniest shit I've heard all week......
| QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Aug 13 2004, 04:02 AM) |
Surreal 64 is better than a real 64 (which I have btw)
Surreal 64 -Component Video -Xbox controller is better than n64 controller -built in memory card and rumble pack -games listed in one big list (no swapping carts)
N64 -plays all games perfect |
kind of but not really. Its impossible to press two of the "c" buttons at the same time with the xbox controller. unless im missing something.... This really hurts you when your trying to play star fox.
| QUOTE (farsight @ Aug 13 2004, 04:55 PM) |
Forget the release of Surreal V2, I want to know what happens in VampX's next episode XboxScene Soap.
Where's Episode 444.
Will Asher ever fully awake from his coma and confess his love of Boy-Boy porn? and what about deathX's home town. and who will stop Lantus & oDD hostile takeover now VampX has moved to El Salvador? |
/me adds thread to bookmarks
| QUOTE (Dell123 @ Aug 13 2004, 11:41 AM) |
hahahhahahh what sad lil girl, 1) If you have a life u wouldnt be in this forum posting stupid crap constantly! 2) Why are you annoyed by these guys? They can post about anything they want, acting as desperate as they like. 3) Go find urself a bf/gf or something to calm u down...ur a very angry person . |
he has a very valid point though... you really can buy a n64 thats cheaper than a cd. games too.
Episode 444
sound of a plane arriving to mexico.
zoom shot of the hospital...
Piano sad music while vamp is holding asher´s hand... his face looks sad.
Vamp: you were my best friend....why god....why?!
suddenly asher´s hand start to move....first one finger...
then its making very low sounds..
Vamp: what!? what is it asher?...
asher: ---...
vampx closes to his mouth...
asher: ---**....k-k-kill the girl
Surprise soap Sounds!
...........Stay tuned!
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 13 2004, 02:56 PM) |
XboxScene Soap - Episode 443
In this episode Asher discovers that his best buddy Vamp is having an afair with Licklebaer, however anaware to Vamp, Licklebaer is very much into boy-boy porn, while trying to save Vamp from certain doom Asher is hit by a flying piano that was carried to him by the tornado that plagues the hometown of DeathX, meanwhile Lantus & oDD are trying a hostile takeover of the Xbox-Scene empirium whilst Asher is in a coma,
Trying to forget it all ever happened Vamp moves to El Salvador where he decides to pick up the fine art of painting pictures of sad girls in snow,
meanwhile back in Xbox-Scene land we see Asher's hand slowly starting to move.. |
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 13 2004, 06:59 PM) |
Episode 444
sound of a plane arriving to mexico.
zoom shot of the hospital...
Piano sad music while vamp is holding asher´s hand... his face looks sad.
Vamp: you were my best friend....why god....why?!
suddenly asher´s hand start to move....first one finger...
then its making very low sounds..
Vamp: what!? what is it asher?...
asher: ---...
vampx closes to his mouth...
asher: ---**....k-k-kill the girl
Surprise soap Sounds!
...........Stay tuned! |
episode 445, will this ever end
asher: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*dead*
vamp: why! why! *picks pocket*
deathx: vamp i...i... have something to tell you, im actaully you father, but at the same time you brother
vamp: how can this be
asher: im still alive, this is very painful
vamp: but i must tell you, im having an afiar with.... MYSELF
*gasp*
*lantus and oDD walk in*
vamp: oh no there here
lantus: no time to fight
oDD: we have to stop martha from marrying Johnathin, he doesn't know that she is her twin sister, and she doesn't know that hes his brothers uncles fathers friends brothers aunts best friends mother. but is hidden by his mustache
asher: im still alive, why hasn't anyone called for help
deathx: did you hear something
lantus: no
oDD: lets mosey
*everyone leaves*
to be continued...again ? (big question mark)
Episode 446
even though asher is still alive vamp still does asher's request.
he finds SNICK! and pays him a truck load of cash to assasinate likklebaer, but likklebaer is after asher before they realise and tortures him by cutting off his fingers.
SNICK and vamp walk in to find likklebaer and shove a bit of dynamite down littlebaers ass
vamp: oh no its gonna blow!!!
SNICK!:run for your lives!!!!!!!!!
likklebaer: call that a bit of dynamite>? i've had bigger things shoved up there.
asher, SNICK! and vamp jump out into deathx's wagon and are on there way while likklebaer blows up in the hospital.
meanwhile.........
ODD and lantus are battling martha to stop marrying that hillbilly, but suddenly Jonathon walks in and........
find out on the next episode of X-S soaps
da, dada dad ad da da da da (eastenders music)
anyway, good chatting with you guys, gonna go play some Warcraft 3 and a little Doom 3 while I wait for V2. Sorry if I crucified Christ or something in here. Thraxen seen you at 1Emulation forum I do respect the stuff you did with NeoGeo emulation keep up the good work.
Dudes (and Dudete) who cares about how it runs it's Surreal 64 2 for godsake and it runs Conker Bad fur Day perfect.
| QUOTE |
| Well duh, I will be the first to admit im a asshole. I dont need kids on the internet pointing out the obvious. |
And because you embody what you think is a "respectible" position in this safe little cocoon of anonymity on the Internet, you think it's OK to be an asshole. Go ahead, hit that little "close" button the way only you can, masturbate your ego right infront of everybody. You pathetic little man, your life must be miserable.
| QUOTE (artynerd @ Aug 14 2004, 11:34 AM) |
And because you embody what you think is a "respectible" position in this safe little cocoon of anonymity on the Internet, you think it's OK to be an asshole. Go ahead, hit that little "close" button the way only you can, masturbate your ego right infront of everybody. You pathetic little man, your life must be miserable. |
why dont we try to stay on topic guys...
| QUOTE (Thraxen @ Aug 14 2004, 05:37 PM) |
Well, the XBox will be getting a CBFD included with Conker: Live and Reloded anyway. And it's supposed to be enhanced for the XBox so it should be better than the N64 version anyway. |
Yeah but that will take some more time and i can''t wait till 2005 just to play Conker''s Bad Fur day
Argh I want it NOW
| QUOTE (Thraxen @ Aug 14 2004, 11:37 AM) |
Well, the XBox will be getting a CBFD included with Conker: Live and Reloded anyway. And it's supposed to be enhanced for the XBox so it should be better than the N64 version anyway. |
CBFD?
sorry for my stupidity..
my bad.
where was this confirmed?
| QUOTE (ixnay099 @ Aug 14 2004, 05:28 PM) |
| first off vamp, sorry to have hurt your feelings. You seem to be so knowledgeable about everything, and try to knock down every opinion people have on this forum. What part of the word OPINION do you not understand. You say "oh, Mario 64 worked good." What about the other 150 games. Maybe they shouldnt release something til it is done. Why are you gonna put something out there that is 20% complete. Now as for this "Surreal is a collection of emus" I don't want a collection I want whatever will make the damn game work right, I dont want to sit there guessing what emu works better than the other. Lasty as far as your cliche comment "why don't you do it yourself." I never claimed to be a programmer/coder, they did. If this is a port, PORT it correctly like XPort does. Again, sorry to ruin your day Vamp, Jeezz |
what the hell are you talking about...this is a discussion forum.
surreal its a pretty good emulator... im not blaming you...but you should
better (as all the newbies) read about this emulators before posting crap you dont
even know...
and about vamp answers.... let me tell you . if he is knocking your opinion is
because youre wrong.... if he knocks many people´s opinion ...is because HE
KNOWS ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS as his friend i´ve learned a lot from him...
dont show him respect if you dont want to... but i just had to tell you that if he does
that its because he knows.
as the surreal... im not gonna argue with you... i think that you have your opinion
and
in a not so far emulation-life youre gonna realize how great this programs are...
(specially in the xbox for me).... have a good day and enjoy soon surreal v2.
| QUOTE (ixnay099 @ Aug 14 2004, 05:09 PM) |
| just an opinion, nothing more. |
Nothing wrong with opinions, as long as they come from people who even think about the matter before they bitch about it.
So you think that someone who PORTED the damn emu is responsible for the compatibility of the emu?
And you don't even think about the age of the emulated system?
Pacman isn't exactly Conker you know....

Please do go back to your Warcraft 3...
| QUOTE (artynerd @ Aug 14 2004, 10:34 AM) |
| And because you embody what you think is a "respectible" position in this safe little cocoon of anonymity on the Internet, you think it's OK to be an asshole. Go ahead, hit that little "close" button the way only you can, masturbate your ego right infront of everybody. You pathetic little man, your life must be miserable. |
Since you are trying oh-so hard to get this thread closed, i think instead i will suspend your account for obvious misuse of your *privledge* to be here. (I'll make it for 7 days...the exact amount of time i'll be vacationing in mammoth ...oh yes, what a miserable life i have =p)
CONGRATULATIONS!
*Goes back to masturbating penis instead of ego*
| QUOTE (Thraxen @ Aug 14 2004, 05:31 PM) |
Do you understand how emulation works? It takes quite a bit of horsepower to emulate newer systems. Ever played PCSXBox (the PSOne emulator)? Xport ported that emulator, yet many of the games are glitchy or don't run at all and it's not Xport's fault, just like the way Surreal runs is not Lantus' or oDD's fault. They are limited first by the emulators themselves... meaning they aren't going to run any better than their PC counterparts.... and second by the speed and RAM limitations of the XBox itself. If you want perfect N64 emualtion you aren't going to find it anytime soon. Maybe in a few years when (if) the XBox 2 is cracked the situation will be much better because the system will have a lot more power and N64 emulation will have had a couple more years of development. |
damn, i would have said the exact same thing
except i would of put the word "owned" at the bottom
| QUOTE (King Gumba @ Aug 14 2004, 12:14 PM) |
They said they will release Surreal Jul-Middle of Aug . They said a few weeks . But whats now ? Not even the To-Do List is updated . I think Surreal will be released in 2 months "
I agree with that what ixnay099 said . How long , he ? Dont tell us wrong dates |
Yup, could be 2 months. You never know.
Dont tell you wrong dates? Well fuck, i didnt know you were paying oDD and lantus to have surreal v2 done by a specific date = )
Theres two important little factors that has to do with when surreal v2 is released, let me spell them out.
Life.
and..
Bugs.
Life and bugs. There, that says it all.
If you guys want a buggy cvs go download the one some guy compiled and released publically a few weeks back.
i think iriez is right....
stop only thinking in surreal v2!
if lantus or oDD said a date....maybe they couldnt because they had
new bugs or something... delays and videogames are married.
we have other very very great emus!...
do this...
find this game... kururin paradise...rom # 0847
play it in xboyadvance... it will keep you busy
at least this weekend... btw
call your friends to play it. have a great time with Asher´s Crazy Overrated Roms!
| QUOTE |
| If you guys want a buggy cvs go download the one some guy compiled and released publically a few weeks back. |
| QUOTE (asher) |
| download it if you want |
| QUOTE (ixnay099 @ Aug 14 2004, 11:52 PM) |
| asher you and vamp are such ass kissers, could you please take your nose out of oDD and lantus' buts, damn why dont you shine their shoes too while your at it. |
ixnay099, too bad you look like a dildo, i would flame you and all but i think you being born has surffered yourself enough
btw, asher i would love to help
oh and i sent you your "magic levitating pizza" already
oh yeah, i don't have xbmc, i have xbmp, im sure it will still work though
oh yeah again, yo soy bien chingon
| QUOTE (ixnay099 @ Aug 15 2004, 01:52 AM) |
| damn why dont you shine their shoes too while your at it. |
Yes massa! okay massa!
| QUOTE |
| asher you and vamp are such ass kissers, could you please take your nose out of oDD and lantus' buts, damn why dont you shine their shoes too while your at it. |
me angry... me hate everyone. me ixnay the big enthusiast!
and i could be a ass kisser but at least im doing something for the best of the forums.
you should really try to help... im grateful of all the fun hours i have because of those guys (odd lantus xport)
vampx , deathx88 we´re friends... thats all
| QUOTE |
| asher you and vamp are such ass kissers, could you please take your nose out of oDD and lantus' buts, damn why dont you shine their shoes too while your at it. |

He's sure got your number Asher.
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 14 2004, 11:43 PM) |
He's sure got your number Asher. |
yeah, I think it's 0891 50 50 50 (exclaimation marks should go after each "50" with an additional one each time)
I'm only joking Asher.
On Topic: I liek t3h n64!!!1!
On the melody of Oh Christmas Tree.
Oh Likklebaer
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer!
How are thy rack so verdant!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
How are thy rack so verdant!
Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
How are thy rack so verdant!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
For every year the Likklebaer,
Brings to us all both joy and glee.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Thy sarcasm shine out brightly!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Thy sarcasm shine out brightly!
Each bough doth hold its tiny light,
That makes each toy to sparkle bright.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer,
Thy rack shine out brightly!
I really need to lie down.. *falls of chair*
| QUOTE |
| Since you are trying oh-so hard to get this thread closed, i think instead i will suspend your account for obvious misuse of your *privledge* to be here. (I'll make it for 7 days...the exact amount of time i'll be vacationing in mammoth ...oh yes, what a miserable life i have =p) |
Iriez's "vacation" consists of moderating pathetic quarrels with the window open. Remember to wear sunscreen.
Ahh fiddlesticks, how will I ever post if you suspended my account? Drat, you won! Oh yes, what a miserable life you do have. As hard as you try, you can't even silence a small voice, such as mine, in some far off corner of the Internet. That pretty much renders your position useless, doesn't it? I mean, what good is a moderator without the ability to moderate? Miserable and incompetent, actually, revise your statement.
| QUOTE |
| *Goes back to masturbating penis instead of ego* |
Don't injure your moderating hand, mini-hitler (I liked that one).
| QUOTE (mazola @ Aug 15 2004, 01:15 AM) |
right, I've had enough.
goodnight. |
You've had enough after only 2 posts!?
Geez people, can't you see what we're doing to these poor new members?
| QUOTE |
Oh Likklebaer
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer! How are thy rack so verdant! O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, How are thy rack so verdant!
Not only in the summertime, But even in winter is thy prime.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, How are thy rack so verdant! O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! For every year the Likklebaer, Brings to us all both joy and glee.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Thy sarcasm shine out brightly!
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Thy sarcasm shine out brightly! Each bough doth hold its tiny light, That makes each toy to sparkle bright.
O Likklebaer, O Likklebaer, Thy rack shine out brightly!
|
Vamp's a poet. I didn't know it.
If it weren't for the insistance on 'rack' references (which I still don't completely understand and am not sure I want to) I'd have to put that on my site. But you've certainly broken the record for number of instances of the word Likklebaer in a single post.
OT: Surreal
| QUOTE |
| But you've certainly broken the record for number of instances of the word Likklebaer in a single post. |
you´re famous.
| QUOTE (night_waxon @ Aug 15 2004, 10:55 AM) |
Does anybody know where to find a thread where we can discuss N64 emulation sensibly? There are some weird individuals on this board |
| QUOTE (night_waxon @ Aug 15 2004, 01:57 PM) |
| You sir are a **** |
Likklebaer a four star poster? thats ridicilous.
she's more like a three star poster..
*skedaddles*
| QUOTE (night_waxon @ Aug 15 2004, 11:57 AM) |
| You sir are a **** |
I'm sure he meant 'baer'.
| QUOTE (night_waxon @ Aug 15 2004, 09:55 AM) |
Does anybody know where to find a thread where we can discuss N64 emulation sensibly? There are some weird individuals on this board |
I was wondering too, although this is an amusing thread maybe we should have a serious one too?
| QUOTE (night_waxon @ Aug 15 2004, 09:55 AM) |
Does anybody know where to find a thread where we can discuss N64 emulation sensibly? There are some weird individuals on this board |
You can discuss N64 emulation seriously here, just start another thread about whatever you want to talk about, not all threads end up like this, I think that might have been the point Likklebaer was trying to make.
LA!
Even if she wasn't, it was damn funny.
| QUOTE (ncasebee @ Aug 15 2004, 02:27 AM) |
Really? Fill me in. Tell me some stuff. Anything. Any tutorials? I am slowly learning come C++ and want to port. What's the general gist? Do you compile the same exact code via xbe/developer's pack/xdk? Or are there changes. Say I wanted to port the latest version of Xsnes? 1.43 Snes9x? Not to intrude lantus.
There has to be more to it. A general pc>xbox porting tutorials. |
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 15 2004, 10:44 AM) |
| If it weren't for the insistance on 'rack' references (which I still don't completely understand and am not sure I want to) I'd have to put that on my site. |
CBF looking if it's been explained, I thought the term was common place all around the western world atleast.
rack (r a k)
n.
A word used to reference a woman (or man's) chest. More specifically, breasts: What a huge rack! or Damn, that's one fine rack!
Synonyms:
A Reason to Live, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Ballermen, Balloons, Balongas, Barackas, Bass Drums, Bazongas, Bazookas, Bazooms, Big-ones, Big 'Uns, Binoculars, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, Bongos, Boobies, Booblets (for small ones), Boobs, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Betties, 'Breakfast dinner and everything in between', Breakfast of Champions, Burgeoning Aspices, Breasts, Breastisists, Cabbobbas, Cajungas, Cantelopes, Chest, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Chickies, Coconuts, Conversation Pieces, Crowd Pleasers, Cupcakes, Deals, Dingers, Dual Air Bags, Dueling Banjos, Ear Warmers, Entertainment, Erotic Volcanos, Flesh Pillows, Flippers, Floaters, Flotation Devices, Fog Lights, French Horns, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gifts, God's gift to men, Golden Bozos, Guns, Guzzongas, Hand Warmers, Headlights, Heavens in your hands, Heaves o' Heavan, Hills, Hogans, Honkers, Hooters, Incentives, Jigglers, Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time), Jobblies, Joy Buzzers, Jugoombies, Jugs, Jumblies, Knockers, Lactation Stations, Lefty & Righty, Lil 'Uns, Lolas, Lollipops, Love Humps, Love Muffins, Lunch Trays, Kittens, Magic Mountains, Mammaries, Mammery Cannons, Massive Melons, Melons, Milk Jugs, Milk Wagons, Missles, Mosquito Bites, Mounds, Mountains, Mountains of Love, Mountains of Perfection, Muffins, Nay-Nays, Nipple Cushions, Non-Dairy Creamers, Nugens, Pacifiers, Pair, Party Favors, Party Hats, Peaks, Pillows, Pints, Play Toys, Proffered Fruit, Puppies, Purple People Eaters, Radio Dials, Recliners, Riding Handles, Ripe Flesh, Rocky Mountains, Set, Silken Swells, Smarties, Snack Trays, Stacks, Squeezables, Sweater Kittens, Swelling Flesh, Swollen Bounties, Ta-Ta's, Taters, Thingys, Tits, Titymackers, Tomatoes, Tonkers, Torpedoes, Tracks o' land, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twins, Warheads, Wazoos, Weapons, Whammies, Whoahs, Whoppers, Window Displays, Winnebago's, Wobblers, Woffers, Yaboos, Yazoos, Yummys, Zambonies, Zepplin
I hope this has been an eye-opener.
Morien
P.S. I left out the blatantly obscene ones and I think I've included enough anyway. So forgive me if <your synonym here> is not there.
Surreal ruules!
ThE MaSTeR 3:
It's not so much it's a secret, it's just needless to give constant status. Plus they may do something and decide to add something else, or they may do something which breaks something else, so giving us figures like '95%' will only add fuel to the flaming fire so to speak.
I remember in January a thread just like this started and oDD_ gave an approximate release date which he missed for unforseen reasons (broken monitor i think it was). No one gave a crap about his circumstances tho (except for the select few of course) and it was as if the metaphorical flaming light went green.
Umm. ok. if it'll help you sleep....
I have it on good authority that Surreal version 2 is being worked on, is nearing completion and nearing a release.
* Source. This thread.
Well like somebody said they should just put out whats already done if there going 2 take a break.
I'm done posting in this thread until it comes out. so my next post will be something like
"OMG IT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Aug 16 2004, 07:14 AM) |
Well like somebody said they should just put out whats already done if there going 2 take a break.
I'm done posting in this thread until it comes out. so my next post will be something like
"OMG IT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
They have. It is in CVS, check it out and compile it if you like.
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Looking at CVS, the changelog and TODO list haven't been updated in 3 weeks, and there is a lot still to do before the release. So it looks like either:
a) Lantus and oDD have simply decided not to use CVS at the moment. or B ) They are busy with University work, and since Surreal is a hobby they have taken a break from it.
I would say B ) is more likely.
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well, lantus said, "I am spending every waking moment working on surreal" not to long ago.
Better believe they are dedicated to the project.
| QUOTE (Morien @ Aug 16 2004, 06:23 AM) |
Synonyms: A Reason to Live, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Ballermen, Balloons, Balongas, Barackas, Bass Drums, Bazongas, Bazookas, Bazooms, Big-ones, Big 'Uns, Binoculars, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, Bongos, Boobies, Booblets (for small ones), Boobs, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Betties, 'Breakfast dinner and everything in between', Breakfast of Champions, Burgeoning Aspices, Breasts, Breastisists, Cabbobbas, Cajungas, Cantelopes, Chest, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Chickies, Coconuts, Conversation Pieces, Crowd Pleasers, Cupcakes, Deals, Dingers, Dual Air Bags, Dueling Banjos, Ear Warmers, Entertainment, Erotic Volcanos, Flesh Pillows, Flippers, Floaters, Flotation Devices, Fog Lights, French Horns, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gifts, God's gift to men, Golden Bozos, Guns, Guzzongas, Hand Warmers, Headlights, Heavens in your hands, Heaves o' Heavan, Hills, Hogans, Honkers, Hooters, Incentives, Jigglers, Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time), Jobblies, Joy Buzzers, Jugoombies, Jugs, Jumblies, Knockers, Lactation Stations, Lefty & Righty, Lil 'Uns, Lolas, Lollipops, Love Humps, Love Muffins, Lunch Trays, Kittens, Magic Mountains, Mammaries, Mammery Cannons, Massive Melons, Melons, Milk Jugs, Milk Wagons, Missles, Mosquito Bites, Mounds, Mountains, Mountains of Love, Mountains of Perfection, Muffins, Nay-Nays, Nipple Cushions, Non-Dairy Creamers, Nugens, Pacifiers, Pair, Party Favors, Party Hats, Peaks, Pillows, Pints, Play Toys, Proffered Fruit, Puppies, Purple People Eaters, Radio Dials, Recliners, Riding Handles, Ripe Flesh, Rocky Mountains, Set, Silken Swells, Smarties, Snack Trays, Stacks, Squeezables, Sweater Kittens, Swelling Flesh, Swollen Bounties, Ta-Ta's, Taters, Thingys, Tits, Titymackers, Tomatoes, Tonkers, Torpedoes, Tracks o' land, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twins, Warheads, Wazoos, Weapons, Whammies, Whoahs, Whoppers, Window Displays, Winnebago's, Wobblers, Woffers, Yaboos, Yazoos, Yummys, Zambonies, Zepplin |
i know this is off topic but
alot of those i havn't even heard of
| QUOTE (ThE MaSTeR 3 @ Aug 16 2004, 07:14 AM) |
| Well like somebody said they should just put out whats already done if there going 2 take a break. |
That's completely lame. Do you have some kind of terminal illness that means you can't wait?
lantus and oDD will release something when they are happy that it's good enough to release. You have lots of emulators to play with in the meantime. So just stop whinging and be patient!
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Synonyms: A Reason to Live, Air Bags, Arm Rests, Ballermen, Balloons, Balongas, Barackas, Bass Drums, Bazongas, Bazookas, Bazooms, Big-ones, Big 'Uns, Binoculars, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, Bongos, Boobies, Booblets (for small ones), Boobs, Boulders, Bouncers, Bouncing Betties, 'Breakfast dinner and everything in between', Breakfast of Champions, Burgeoning Aspices, Breasts, Breastisists, Cabbobbas, Cajungas, Cantelopes, Chest, Chestnuts, Chi Chi's, Chickies, Coconuts, Conversation Pieces, Crowd Pleasers, Cupcakes, Deals, Dingers, Dual Air Bags, Dueling Banjos, Ear Warmers, Entertainment, Erotic Volcanos, Flesh Pillows, Flippers, Floaters, Flotation Devices, Fog Lights, French Horns, Fried Eggs, Fun Bags, Gifts, God's gift to men, Golden Bozos, Guns, Guzzongas, Hand Warmers, Headlights, Heavens in your hands, Heaves o' Heavan, Hills, Hogans, Honkers, Hooters, Incentives, Jigglers, Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time), Jobblies, Joy Buzzers, Jugoombies, Jugs, Jumblies, Knockers, Lactation Stations, Lefty & Righty, Lil 'Uns, Lolas, Lollipops, Love Humps, Love Muffins, Lunch Trays, Kittens, Magic Mountains, Mammaries, Mammery Cannons, Massive Melons, Melons, Milk Jugs, Milk Wagons, Missles, Mosquito Bites, Mounds, Mountains, Mountains of Love, Mountains of Perfection, Muffins, Nay-Nays, Nipple Cushions, Non-Dairy Creamers, Nugens, Pacifiers, Pair, Party Favors, Party Hats, Peaks, Pillows, Pints, Play Toys, Proffered Fruit, Puppies, Purple People Eaters, Radio Dials, Recliners, Riding Handles, Ripe Flesh, Rocky Mountains, Set, Silken Swells, Smarties, Snack Trays, Stacks, Squeezables, Sweater Kittens, Swelling Flesh, Swollen Bounties, Ta-Ta's, Taters, Thingys, Tits, Titymackers, Tomatoes, Tonkers, Torpedoes, Tracks o' land, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twins, Warheads, Wazoos, Weapons, Whammies, Whoahs, Whoppers, Window Displays, Winnebago's, Wobblers, Woffers, Yaboos, Yazoos, Yummys, Zambonies, Zepplin |
Yes I have been made aware of the meaning of the word (not heard it used before in the UK though). What I meant was I don't see how 'rack' originated as a term for that part of the body. But don't bother explaining, I'll keep what little innocence I have left.
You guys crack me up......the soap opera part 1-???, the insight, the drama....
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 16 2004, 11:55 AM) |
But don't bother explaining, I'll keep what little innocence I have left.  |
Thank you, for a mere google search on "breast rack" brought up more info
about Breast Enlargements / Turkey's / Mothersmilk then anyone would ever like to know.
| QUOTE (Likklebaer) |
i know this is off topic but alot of those i havn't even heard of  |
I'm no hero... I'm just a man.... A man who loves breasts...
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 16 2004, 09:55 AM) |
Yes I have been made aware of the meaning of the word (not heard it used before in the UK though). What I meant was I don't see how 'rack' originated as a term for that part of the body. But don't bother explaining, I'll keep what little innocence I have left. |
Haha. Fair enough. To be honest I'm not too sure either, I have my ideas but I just accept and add it to that ever-growing list.
Oh, how I miss the days of being innocent. Thinking that conception could occur simply from husband and wife kissing... *sniff* I think I need a hug
| QUOTE (pHrEaQuAzOiD @ Aug 16 2004, 09:56 AM) |
You guys crack me up......the soap opera part 1-???, the insight, the drama....
Dont you hate when people "quote" someone elses large post?! WTF do people DO that?
Did Mast3r say he was DONE posting on this thread? JESUS Fing CHRIST thanx the Gods.
Personally, I think the Devs took my advice when I said, " Never realease it, that would be funny!"
and man, it would be too...
ehb
Oh and rack... I *think* it stems from the fact that you can store stuff on a girls breasts, like a rack. Haven't you guys ever put your cup and newspaper up there? But then that makes me wonder why its not "nice table" but what can you do...
| QUOTE | maybe we could spend more time doing things like this....not another soup...but a emulator-related thing.
glad u like it guys... |
wait!...thats not what i wanted to say!...(my native language is spanish)
what i wanted to say is...that i enjoyed very much doing that! (soup) and that should keep doing things like that...
another soup....related to emus. or something else...
| QUOTE (AkumAPRIME @ Aug 16 2004, 10:26 PM) | Dont you hate when people "quote" someone elses large post?! WTF do people DO that?
Did Mast3r say he was DONE posting on this thread? JESUS Fing CHRIST thanx the Gods.
Personally, I think the Devs took my advice when I said, " Never realease it, that would be funny!"
and man, it would be too...
ehb
Oh and rack... I *think* it stems from the fact that you can store stuff on a girls breasts, like a rack. Haven't you guys ever put your cup and newspaper up there? But then that makes me wonder why its not "nice table" but what can you do... |
take it easy buddy... relax!...enjoy emus, enjoy life. (note: this doesnt mean you dont have a life.) if youre mad...look what happened to me to get mad (with likklebaer).... now im not mad...i respect her. she showed me some very good mame games in another topic. thanks baer.
| QUOTE (ziggyzboy @ Aug 17 2004, 11:20 AM) | | really people here take em selves 2 seriously its rather sad |
The opposite is also kind of sad don't you think? where people act like total idiots, ruining every n64 or emulation-related thread they can get their hands on with stupid nonsense posts. I don't know how the authors or the mods can handle most guys in the emulator forums, there's so much arrogance,bitching,crying,complaining,stupidity wich pretty much kills all the positive and informative posts that from time to time do occur in this part of the xbox-scene forums.
| QUOTE | | I don't know how the authors or the mods can handle most guys in the emulator forums, there's so much arrogance,bitching,crying,complaining,stupidity wich pretty much kills all the positive and informative posts that from time to time do occur in this part of the xbox-scene forums. |
It's funny how some people (most) think that moderators are a special breed of humans incapable of being assholes.
| QUOTE | | hey guys why don't you stop wasting your time in writing nonsense. like little boys begging for a software and that all the day. better use your time for something usefull like programming or modelling or doing homework for school. |
you take it easy too...relax anyone can do with their time...whatever they want... let just people be. and yes people worry to much about what mods and oDD or lantus are going to say...they just do what they have to do... if we have a emu fine...if we dont...well...what could we do. but its stupid to think that this topic is a reason to cancel the project. i check the scene daily... but surreal isnt my reason to live... thats my girl. hope happiness to everyone in the scene! and relaax.... share what you have!...and know. Peace.
emu gods.....
give us a sign!
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 17 2004, 07:48 PM) | you take it easy too...relax
anyone can do with their time...whatever they want...
let just people be.
and yes people worry to much about what mods and oDD or lantus are going to say...they just do what they have to do...
if we have a emu fine...if we dont...well...what could we do.
but its stupid to think that this topic is a reason to cancel the project.
i check the scene daily... but surreal isnt my reason to live...
thats my girl. hope happiness to everyone in the scene!
and relaax.... share what you have!...and know.
Peace. |
ahhhhh, relaxed *rolls joint* *tokes dewbie*
| QUOTE (DK|Masters @ Aug 17 2004, 09:33 PM) | | hey guys why don't you stop wasting your time in writing nonsense. like little boys begging for a software and that all the day. better use your time for something usefull like programming or modelling or doing homework for school. |
I find it very humorous how many people here are going nuts when they see an offtopic post. kinda like : oh noooooooo you are posting offtopic becauz yoo want Surreal2 so bad!!!! getz a life l0surz!!  When did posting offtopic started to mean that you're begging? am i begging for an emu since i'm talking offtopic?
I think he was referring specifically to the Surreal begging posts rather than the off-topic ones. In which case he's absolutely right.
| QUOTE (Dell123 @ Aug 17 2004, 11:30 PM) | so what's the deal now? odd and lantus wont be releasing surreal 2 or what?
oh well, the end to my n64 emulation on xbox, untill some one else make another n64 emulator of course. |
Yes, the Surreal project has been officially discontinued as a direct result of the inanity and generally off-topiciness of this thread. And since you posted in it you yourself are also partly responsible.
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 17 2004, 11:34 PM) | Yes, the Surreal project has been officially discontinued as a direct result of the inanity and generally off-topiciness of this thread. And since you posted in it you yourself are also partly responsible.
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oh no im vering off topic | | | | .\ ..\ ...\ ....\ .....\ ......\ ........\ ........| ........|...<- road ........| ......./ ....../ ...../ ..../ .../ ../ ./ | | whoah that was close
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 17 2004, 11:34 PM) | Yes, the Surreal project has been officially discontinued as a direct result of the inanity and generally off-topiciness of this thread. And since you posted in it you yourself are also partly responsible.
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so what? it aint the end of the world. Basketball new year is coming!!!!!! Go Rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh well almost 400 posts in Xbox-scene''s official Spam thread
| QUOTE (Likklebaer @ Aug 18 2004, 01:23 AM) | | I think he was referring specifically to the Surreal begging posts rather than the off-topic ones. In which case he's absolutely right. |
Yeah those begging posts are quite retarded.
complain about it and you do it yourself huh?
| QUOTE (104224's person to join! @ Aug 18 2004, 12:08 AM) | youre smart
complain about it and you do it yourself huh? |
are you referring to vampx
because vamp wasn't begging
| QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 18 2004, 12:14 AM) | are you referring to vampx
because vamp wasn't begging |
i wasnt reffering to that.
i know ok?
| QUOTE (104224's person to join! @ Aug 18 2004, 02:16 AM) | | i wasnt reffering to that. |
ooohhhh thaaaaaat, ok
scary very scary
intelligent survival horror super tense.
Just incase any of you guys haven't been on the emutalk.net forums in the passed month, I thought you might like to know that oDD and Rice had a small post each talking about how good the 5.6.0 plugin is coming along on the XBOX (Surreal) and Rice wanting to help out.
Link: http://emutalk.net/s...1516#post221516
Also in this thread it shows what other little enhancements Rice has done with the plugin invloving Perfect Dark.
| QUOTE (StAmAtIs @ Aug 18 2004, 10:42 AM) | Just incase any of you guys haven't been on the emutalk.net forums in the passed month, I thought you might like to know that oDD and Rice had a small post each talking about how good the 5.6.0 plugin is coming along on the XBOX (Surreal) and Rice wanting to help out.
Link: http://emutalk.net/s...1516#post221516
Also in this thread it shows what other little enhancements Rice has done with the plugin invloving Perfect Dark. |
thats good to hear | QUOTE | while waiting play silent hill 4 ...its great. scary very scary
intelligent survival horror super tense |
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| QUOTE | Originally Posted by Rice XBOX does not suffer from the depth buffer / geometry problem, and color combiner code was tweaked just for its GF3 video chip, so it worked better than most new video cards.
AFAIK, the XBOX Nvidia chip does support pixel shader 1.1. It will also be benefited a lot from my pixel shader feature.
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Rice you have no idea how much I and the xbox scene wholey appreciate the work you put into your plugin. Lantus tried the pixel shader combiner before on his gf3 and the results were very positive (i've only got a gf4mx ). So we cant wait to port this baby to the xbox because as you said above, it does support ps 1.1. Keep up the excellent work man, you amaze us every time. Cheers, oDD Source |
Apocolypse Now unless I'm mistaken VampX?
| QUOTE (Bluecat @ Aug 18 2004, 09:40 PM) | | Apocolypse Now unless I'm mistaken VampX? |
Best movie ever.
BUZZ WRONGO, best movie ever anyone....? Private Eyes, w/ don knotts.
also, if anyone can find a copy of this movie, let me know!!!
ehb
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 18 2004, 09:01 PM) | | Best movie ever. |
C'mon dudes not that movie it wouldn''t even be in my top 10 if i had one. With all those endless clasic movies you can't name Apocolypse Now the best movie ever.
I DEMAND you go to the video store (or a big torrent site, I Don't care) and watch some really GOOD movies.
edit// I mean (ofcourse) that he should download a few movie trailers from a big torrent site not entire movies that would be bad.
| QUOTE (Dolfhin @ Aug 19 2004, 12:17 AM) | | I DEMAND you go to the video store (or a big torrent site, I Don't care) and watch some really GOOD movies. |
Apocalypse Now Blade Runner Easy Rider Jaws Mad Max II Predator Alien & Aliens Platoon now those are some good movies. so what movies do you recommend then? [edit] i love those old pirate movies like Swashbuckler and stuff, but i cant find them in the video store, not even the classic "Roman Polanski's Pirates" anyone here a pirate movie lover?
Film of the year this year is so far 'School Of Rock' - fantastic. Still can't quite bring myself to classify 'The Shawshank Redemption' as my all time favourite, but it's pretty close. No other film takes so many repeat viewings.
Don't forget to get: The Usual Suspects!
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 19 2004, 12:37 AM) | Apocalypse Now Blade Runner Easy Rider Jaws Mad Max II Predator Alien & Aliens Platoon
now those are some good movies. |
damn straight
Here you go Akuma: Link There are a bunch on there that was just the first one on the list. Good Hunting.
| QUOTE | Apocalypse Now Blade Runner Easy Rider Jaws Mad Max II Predator Alien & Aliens Platoon
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Sounds like random garbage movies on a Saturday afternoon cable matinee.
| QUOTE (Lukenatme @ Aug 19 2004, 03:43 AM) | Sounds like random garbage movies on a Saturday afternoon cable matinee. |
Then what do you like??
| QUOTE (nagmine @ Aug 19 2004, 01:58 AM) | umm what the hell is happening shouldnt u guys just start a movie thread? damn
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well...i dont see lantus or oDD around here...so we can use it whatever the hell we like.
and about movies...Vampx has a golden mine.
other good movies.
Solaris spirited away P. Mononoke Metropolis Vampire Hunter D bloodlust clockwork orange fight club. A.I. Waking life Trainspotting. The beach
| QUOTE (asher @ Aug 19 2004, 04:12 AM) | | Vampire Hunter D bloodlust |
That was a good one! i'm going to watch the Van Helsing anime myself today, after that i was thinking of watching "The Bunker" or whatever its called.
| QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 19 2004, 02:16 AM) | That was a good one! i'm going to watch the Van Helsing anime myself today, after that i was thinking of watching "The Bunker" or whatever its called. |
That Movie about German soldiers in a bunker? I've seen that one it was fine some parts were fine, some sucked ass but I enjoyed the movie. I edited (read i browsed through this thread and added the movies i liked because i''m to lazy to think of a few good ones myself) your list so it's more acquire : Apocalypse Now (Great but NOT the best one ever) Blade Runner Jaws (some parts were fine but it isn''t to great) Mad Max II You can''t be serious on this one  Predator You know their is a part 2? I liked part 2 more than one although part 1 had some GREAT scenesAlien & Aliens, NO ALIEN 3???, be sure to watch the extended edition of 2 btw it rocksGodfather serie (some parts are better more than others) DarkCity and The Matrix 1, Both great movies, both really similar although i liked the Matrix better Darkcity is also a must see. Dawn of the dead (Both the remake and the original), The original is better than the remake which suffers from some serious plot holes. Pulp Fiction (A Legend  ) clockwork orange (Great one  ) The Usual Suspects (It''s fine) Donnie Darko (be sure to read some internet pages about it it''s great) The Butterfly effect (not to great but still enjoyable be sure to watch the other ending on the DVD though) And a lot of others but i''m to lazy to decide which one's i should add now
Um Yes sorry guys but this has gone way off topic closing the thread
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