Post by: litspliff on October 06, 2006, 04:25:00 AM
-i've got seven dead DVD drives:
1 sammy
2 phillips
3 complete thompson
1 parted thompson - cover missing, maybe other parts also
don't remember what was wrong with them.
i put red tape on bad parts, yellow on partially working parts, green on good stuff.
all of these have red or yellow, and were added to my bad parts pile.
i'd like to trade the whole lot for a working or easily fixable box (no mobo errors), or maybe for a few good drives.
-i've got tons of DVD and HD trays. make an offer, tell me how many.
-i've got tons of LPC rebuild kits for 1.6 chip installs (very handy, but i get one with each chip, so i have too many). make an offer, tell me how many.
-any screws, or rubber feet. make an offer, tell me how many.
-tons of retail HD's. all conditions good, good locked, bad, bad locked. make an offer, tell me how many.
-pre-built large HD's. latest versions of essential apps, emulators, dashboards, and XBMC scripts. lots of skins. i make these upon request. right now i'm doing 250GB's for a great price. price changes with purchase amount. buy a lot, get them for 100 each. i use different brands, some factory refurbished. please don't bitch, i won't ship it if it's crap. i'll give you a warranty also. tell me how many, i make you the offer.
-1 decimated cromwell duoX2 (white). i was trying something stupid and now the contacts are all fked up. a couple broken traces also. don't worry about the mobo, it was fine....the chip however....4 bucks (negotiable) and it's yours. it should be easy to fix if you're handy with the iron, it's just too ugly for me use it on a customer's box. it appears that only the PCB was damaged, and only around the LPC.
what will i trade for?
ca$h, easily fixable xboxes, stock working xboxes, sex with your wife or mother. maybe other stuff too, but it better be damn good (like sex with your hot sister good). i do need a good logitech wireless headset....
i'll tell you to e-mail me ([email protected]), but most of you will just PM me.
that's fine, because i could say it again, but you won't listen. i understand, PM is handy.
thanks all, and tell your mom thanks too. she'll know what for.
Post by: buddy69 on October 06, 2006, 08:40:00 AM
HEY BUD YGPM.... AND MY MOM SAYS SHE CANT WAIT TILL NEXT TIME !!! 
Post by: litspliff on October 08, 2006, 05:55:00 PM
the other is a V1.6 with the pinheader installed. it was a successful chipping, but i installed the board on a custom case i did. the case was a 1.0, and as you may know there is an extra standoff for a screw in the place where the xcaliber video chip is located on top. i'm guessing it shorted the board out on the various capacitors under the xcaliber chip. i have no idea how to fix this, so it's yours for the right price.
Post by: Arch0n on October 09, 2006, 07:38:00 AM
TTT
Post by: litspliff on October 09, 2006, 09:37:00 AM
now i've got two 1.1's. one is missing the heat sinks, so it might be a 1.0.
the other has a bad ram chip.
someone buy (or trade) these dead drives from me. most just need lasers, and there's even a sammy to sweeten the deal.
now, to top off my offerings......
i've got two working sammy's for sale. i will clean them out (as i do with everything i sell that works), so they will look and work just like new. a little grease here, less dust there.....you got a pristine sammy....or two! make an offer.
no more mothers or wives for trade. my dick hurts, and i think i caught the clap from fizzle's mom. if you see him on KAI, betray him for me.
Post by: litspliff on October 10, 2006, 06:12:00 PM
Post by: FuzzBallz on October 10, 2006, 06:24:00 PM
Post by: FuzzBallz on October 11, 2006, 06:55:00 AM
Yay motherboard!
Post by: [H8.m3]~No0B~ on October 11, 2006, 08:33:00 AM
Post by: JrracinFan8 on October 13, 2006, 07:02:00 AM
Post by: litspliff on October 14, 2006, 06:49:00 PM
QUOTE
-tons of retail HD's. all conditions good, good locked, bad, bad locked. make an offer, tell me how many.
-pre-built large HD's. latest versions of essential apps, emulators, dashboards, and XBMC scripts. lots of skins. i make these upon request. right now i'm doing 250GB's for a great price. price changes with purchase amount. buy a lot, get them for 100 each. i use different brands, some factory refurbished. please don't bitch, i won't ship it if it's crap. i'll give you a warranty also. tell me how many, i make you the offer.
-pre-built large HD's. latest versions of essential apps, emulators, dashboards, and XBMC scripts. lots of skins. i make these upon request. right now i'm doing 250GB's for a great price. price changes with purchase amount. buy a lot, get them for 100 each. i use different brands, some factory refurbished. please don't bitch, i won't ship it if it's crap. i'll give you a warranty also. tell me how many, i make you the offer.
here's what people keep asking me:
QUOTE
I am interested in the hardrive avaliable. Can you tell me more about them, such as what is loaded on it?
FATX retail, or FAT 32 (ALL CONDITIONS) broken/locked ones are cheaper. the only locked ones are 3 seagates. i killed a PC power supply trying to unlock them, and i'm not trying agian. buy all three, and i'll send you the PCB to unlock them. you're on your own to get it to work. some dude off the scene sold it to me. it seemed to work, but hotswapping power on a HD can kill a power supply. it did. i'm not doing it again.
BUMP
Post by: litspliff on October 16, 2006, 03:54:00 AM
WHAT I HAVE NOW (BUY MY SHIT!):
-- unlimited 250GB pre-built HDs details above. 120 each for single/couple/few. 100/piece for lots.
-all 7- of the dead DVDROM's are still for sale/trade. details in original post.
-8 Western Digital M$ retail HD's (unlocked).
-1 more seagate slim M$ retail HD
-1 rubber jacket seagate M$ retail HD
-random small case parts...(button boards, buttons, rubber feet, screws, HD/DVD trays)
ACCEPTED PAYMENTS (PAY ME BITCH! and by bitch, i mean fizzle):
>i'll take paypal (help me eat. it's cold in here)
and
>i am once again accepting the attractive women of your family as payment.
also i need
>whole xboxes, lots of xboxes.
>working DVD drives.
>duoX2 GS modchips at a real fucking price. NOT a used one, a broken one, and a sealed one for 35$
blue or white, whatever. i'll just flash it when i get it.
WTF?....abbridged version:
QUOTE
I have a tested and working blue one with a pinheader installed, a sealed white, and a what i think is broken white.
$35 shipped sound good?
QUOTE
well, what do you want for them all?
$35 shipped sound good?
no.
then comes the 2nd off.:
$25 is still a shitty price dude.
PM if you want to talk about it. if not, right on broomstick.
i buy bulk, so they are cheaper that way.
8 bucks sealed... 6 bucks opened... 2 cents broken.
that's my offer.
add shipping to that, or 18 shipped... and you've got a deal.
i don't think you're an asshole...
i just thought it would make a funny quote, and i gotta rip on someone new.
it was the HD customer last time. i know you're not high dude. . . it's cool.
i'm nice to other n00bs such as myself, and i start shit with the real dudes. . .
except fizzle... he's a n00b and a bitch.
i'll find you on KAI muhfuhkr....
i'll find you too rob koobie... and van helsing (gay name).
it's "tower of power", not "tower of switch teams to make it up to the turret, so i can blow it up and sink the game into mediocrity for the next 5 minutes"....assholes.
next time you see me on T0w3r of P0w3r with 2000 kills, you'll puss out again.
laggin' bitches. 6 hours i'll never get back. i modded 2 xboxes, painted 3, fixed one, did your moms (rectally), and still kicked your asses by 600 points by the time it was done.
these are the same type of dudes that like to superjump with a sniper rifle.
no talent bitches. . .start your own game.
okay, to the three dudes that already bought something....
it either went out on thursday, or is going out with the rest today.
enjoy!...
to the dude with the user name Arch0n... i owe you many thanks.
i ordered the pieces, and the first transistor fell apart as soon as the iron touched it....WTF llamma?
ppplease return my e-mail.
i need to know if i'm getting a refund/replacement/shun/VD....FUCK.
the second set right in like a dream... a 1.6 board that has been dead for almost a year is now back to life!
booted on the first try, then i switched modchips and it only loads the retail bios...FUCK.
but that's an easy fix, so all is good and...
Arch0n is the fuckin' man.
much love to the scene. . . rip it up, put it back right...that's what we do.
hear that?.....it's me kissing chancer's ass so he doesn't pull my profane thread.
sickdimension...i love you too!
PM for more details. . .or to challenge me to a game of tower on KAI.
i can only host 7, but i can destroy 15 if you've got the bandwidth.
team of 15 vs. me...
it's like juggernaut, but fun.
cheers you british bitches!
thanks for the cashflow, it really is helping me eat. . .
...your daughter.
Post by: Arch0n on October 16, 2006, 11:42:00 PM
... and his lovely momma and kids (just don't stare at their foreheads - it's not polite)Post by: litspliff on October 17, 2006, 12:56:00 PM
same shit as my last post, but i've sold all the slimline HD's.
also, i'd like to move some boxes now.
all have custom paint, some have custom LED's (controller ports, net, and HD), all have 250GB HD's.
sneaky boot (F:) with UNTOUCHED C: and E: partitions (unless noted). none of the eeproms have been banned, and as far as i know you can get on xbox live with them if you boot with the eject button. i use KAI, so you're on your own to try this. i will not load xbox games on these before sale, so don't even ask.
if you like the game, then buy the shit you cheap bastard. support good artists.
i use duoX2 chips with dual modified bios.
easy access to the mod chips selector switch without openening the case.
i can load SOG VGA bios on request, but making the cable takes me forever, so buy one from pimpmaul69 if he still makes them. vga bios does not work on the 1.6's.
the paint looks good, but i'm no picasso. i do my best, and if the paint doesn't look good i'll tell you.
loaded apps/evox/emu/etc. same as my pre-built HD's. if you have bought one of my HD's, it came out of one of these boxes. i just grab them from my boxes, then order more. all boxes have been completely refurbished down to the cleaning of the case fans. i will give you a long warranty on the box, and a shorter warranty on the HD.
AVAILABLE MODBOXES:
albino box:
white paint (almost unflawed)
white jewel with red NET/HD LED's embedded in the "B" and "O" in the jewel.
red eject LED ring after bios loads.
red LED's in the controller ports.
this thing looks slick as fuck, especially online when both indicator lights are going crazy.
NOT F: BOOT like the others! no G: drive, just a huge friggin' F: drive.
1.0 (replaced fan on GPU)
joe's basement:
forest green paint with gold dusting.
gold jewel w/ orange NET/HD LED's embedded in the "B" and "O" in the jewel.
gold front panel buttons.
orange eject LED ring.
superbright orange LED's in the controller ports.
looks slick as shit, but the jewel got a couple little cracks when the paint dried.
can't remember version. i'll crack it open to see if you are interested.
1.1? maybe?
apple box:
red paint on the cover, chrome red skin on the face.
black jewel w/ green HD LED embedded in the jewel.
as is, the jewel doesn't sit right because the led sticks out too far
save some money and fix it yourself (easy). pay me and i'll fix it.
superbright green LED's in the controller ports.
this is my personal box, but if it sells, i'll just keep a better one.
V1.6
silverfuck:
nothing over the top.
silver paint job (looks great), has a minor scratch on top that was painted over.
silver jewel
jewel isn't exactly flawless...paint isn't even, and a little bit of green didn't wash out around the letters.
i just took another look at it, and there are a couple tiny scratches on the front.
looks sweet as hell anyway.
red LED eject ring.
1.6 (i think..)
what the fuck were you thinking when you painted this box:
cover painted purple (silver dusted)
the rest is painted brown.
brown jewel.
flawless paint (since i last checked!)
looks cool (surprisingly).
i thought this would look totally gay, but it actually looks good!
1.6
i can also do plain looking boxes, or just custom jewel colors.
this, of course, would make you lame since i would charge the same.
prices start a little above 200.
good price for dual bios w/ 250GB.
shout outs (or shit ons)
AfterTheInsanity is the FATX wonderbread with a nice slathering of led based miracle whip. he helped me unlock about 10 HD's. much love.
fizzle is still a bitch,
van helsing still has a gay name,
rob koobie is still afraid to play me on tower,
and llamma is cool as fuck.
didn't return the e-mail, but one call and a replacement is on the way, so i'll have another box to sell soon.
best part of all, the phone was answered by a sexy sounding female that actually knew shit about shit.
the day i meet a woman who can mod an xbox is the day that i fall in love. sloped forehead or not.
Arch0n likes the sloped forehead. it gives him a better angle of approach!
seriously dudes...thanks.
....you know what for (wink, wink. nudge, nudge)
someone challenge me on tower!
Post by: AfterTheInsanity on October 17, 2006, 01:24:00 PM
Post by: Arch0n on October 18, 2006, 08:19:00 PM
Post by: bigsham on October 19, 2006, 02:17:00 PM
Post by: litspliff on October 25, 2006, 04:28:00 PM
QUOTE
my little sister's hot. where do you live?
no thanks dude.
the offer's just a little color in a sometimes dry place.
take it seriously if your forehead is sloped.
NO HTML!!!!
THIS IS IT.
Post by: litspliff on October 26, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
not really, i'll just sell the board if i can't find them
on a 1.0 mobo
C7D2
R7D3
if you know where to get these (they are around the LPC -7D- on the top side), i need them.
if you want to buy the board and fix them yourself, you will need to solder C8E5.
i have it, but it is only on by one leg.
Post by: litspliff on October 31, 2006, 10:39:00 AM
1st-
all xboxes still for sale.
finished boxes are a hard sell on the scene.
a lot of competition.
if you want pictures, tell me which box and i'll send you a picture.
there's not enough interest for me to photo all of them.
don't ask if you are not interested.
i don't have a digicam, so it's a bitch for me to get pictures.
2nd-
i don't need the cap anymore, and the resistor doesn't exist on 1.0 boards.
one of you should have called me on that!
my motherboard dude fixed the caps.
much thanks to DERBO.
for sale after testing (1.0 working motherboard).
3rd-
pre-built 250GB HD's selling well.
some bump/ref would be appreciated (you know who you are).
full current apps/emu/public domain media/media center/ 600+ evox skins/ 10 or so XBMC skins/etc.
for a more complete description PM me.
PRICE DROP!!! 110 for singles. bulk orders much cheaper.
4th-
more retail HD's coming in.
3 locked seagate slims (untested unlock board included with instructions)
tons of unlocked WD's and 2 unlocked seagate rubbers.
19 shipped for the unlocked.
30 for all three locked slimline w/ unlock board(shipping not calculated yet)
don't order the locked ones if you are a n00b.
5th-
i've recently been recieving a lot of inquiries as far as my chip install listings, so here's the prices.
i will add a link to my installer page soon. it will also link to this page.
50 chip install. (duoX2 chip included if you don't provide one)
50 HD install. (includes the software i use for pre-built HD's).
100 rebuilt like-new xbox
80 rebuilt like-used xbox
220 base price for a finished xbox modded w/ 250GB HD (prices vary with addition of features)
i don't do softmods anymore, please stop asking.
KAI shout outs:
the modder who just floats next to the tower (just out of shot range).
non-interference, unless you try to kill him! pure comedy!
shit ons:
fizzle, ron koobie
climb the tower bitches.
come on up.
this board grew quite suddenly.
then it grew quiet suddenly.
bring the grafitti bitches.
Post by: litspliff on October 31, 2006, 11:25:00 AM
must be an adult.
don't sue me for anything said about your mom in the forum.
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=524512
don't forget to go to the last page for more current shi+.
this is my ebay rep. i don't use ebay a whole lot, but it's a good sampling of my character so far.
100% positive
http://myworld.ebay....natron_products
http://myworld.ebay....natron_products
Post by: litspliff on November 10, 2006, 12:46:00 PM
still got most of the custom boxes, the silverfuck has been sold.
two more may be going this weekend.
WILL SOMEBODY BUY THESE DEAD FUCKING DVD DRIVES?!?!?!?!?!?!
FUCK!
tons of drive trays, a couple cases, some extra cables, pretty much anything.
got an X-B.I.T 1.5 chip. led stopped working while i was flashing it, but i verified info on the chip. all 2 MB accuratre. buy it now, before i use it on something. it's a bad ass chip, but it came out of a bad solderless install. chip is as is (possibly not working), unless i get around to testing it, then i'll tell you how it is bitch! if you know what these chips are actually worth drop me a line. if it's a lot, i should give a little bit of a refund to this dude. he came to me with his box very badly modded and traded me for one of my pre-mods. i just swapped his hard drive in, and gave him a new retail HD for XBlive. i think he got a good deal, but if this chip is worth 100 bucks or something outrageous, i wanna give him soom loot back, then sell you the chip. i have no use for 8 or more USB adjustable bios banks on any xbox.
Post by: spliffking on November 13, 2006, 05:53:00 AM
CAN'T WAIT TODAYS THE BIG DAY.THE BOX WILL BE THERE SOME TIME TODAY. AFTER U CHECK EVERY THING LET ME NOW IF IT ALL MADE IT FINE AND NOTHING GOT HURT I HOPE DON'T FOREGET PASS DA B*D DON'T BE NO BOGRATE
Post by: litspliff on November 13, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
any other takers?
UPS guy shows up around the close of my work day,
so i might not get to the inspection until tomorrow.
sorry bud. i've got to be in bellevue by 18:00.
GOD DAMN YOU ASSHOLES....I NEED YOUR HELP.
i have a ton of half-ass DVD drives i need to trade in for a few Good ones.
people used to eat this shit right up. is there nobody trading these anymore?
i looks like i might have to learn how to fix these damn things.
most just need the lens cleaned anyway.
i've got shit for sale, but i don't care.
i just need OPTICAL DRIVES.
take these dead ones, make some money.
Post by: spliffking on November 14, 2006, 07:39:00 AM
Post by: litspliff on November 14, 2006, 01:25:00 PM
the original deal still stands. i include a DuoX2 (flashed blue) modchip with my install price if one is not provided.
50 for the chip install (w/ chip)
50 for a HD built w/ tons of good shit (NO XBOX GAMES, i don't fuck with the law (other than weed))
120 for a pre-built 250GB HD (prices vary a little bit with the HD market)
these are my deals, and i'm not gonna fuck around on ya.
you got screwed once, no need for me to do it to you again.
if you want it a day earlier, i will ship your HD in one of my pre-modded boxes. if waiting another day or two isn't a problem i'll use the box you send me.
i suggest getting your chips from your installer. in fact i suggest that to everybody who may read this. i've bought about a total of 40 modchips for install/trade or whatever. even the sick dudes on xbox that specialize in bulk chips will have a failure rate. most people are cool about returns (including divineo). if this place gives you any shit, keep on 'em. this is why i test shit first. in fact, i need to get more, thanks for reminding me!
Post by: spliffking on November 15, 2006, 08:21:00 AM
wife don't get home tell 3:00 pm,she's at work. she's got all the pay-pal info...she might come home for lunch,but i'm not shore.about the mod chip i don't know what to do.i'm so pist off.thanks for going to xeniums site and posting.that guy was a fuckin noobie hahahaha 
Post by: spliffking on November 16, 2006, 05:23:00 AM
got any shipping info for me today there??? get back to be
Post by: SR388 on November 16, 2006, 10:45:00 AM
Very cool guy, free bump!
Post by: litspliff on November 16, 2006, 02:00:00 PM
listen to this dude, he usually knows what he's talking about.
his profile says noob, but he's been in the game for a while.
he's also been in your mom for a while,
so bow down and show respect to your new daddy.
Post by: litspliff on November 16, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
at least i wasn't smokin' dick like you were.
i was trying to see if i could lay it on the board.
i had never tried it, and i had the extra chip with no pinheader.
it seemed to go okay, and it looked really cool flat on the motherboard....then i turned on the xbox.
i just loaded the retail bios!
i decided to tear it out and rebuild the LPC on the xbox.
luckily, i managed to get it off without damaging the xbox, but that chip was the victim.
so, i'm out 6 bucks on the chip.
you put it to good use, and that makes it all better now doesn't it!
i thought i had X2 on it already. (M8 on the other bank)
maybe i hadn't flashed it yet? i don't remember.
well, good job dude.
and quit smoking pole.
Post by: JrracinFan8 on November 17, 2006, 04:32:00 PM
Whose the pole smoker?
Post by: commandersafi on November 17, 2006, 11:21:00 PM
Post by: litspliff on November 18, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
hey spliffking, thanks for the bump, i'm glad you like your setup.
however, this is a trade forum, send questions to my e-mail.
just post about transactions and satisfactions here.
send an e-mail and i'll take care of you.
Post by: spliffking on November 19, 2006, 12:39:00 PM
answer ur damn e-mails u pot head 
Post by: litspliff on November 19, 2006, 02:38:00 PM
be patient MF.
you got e-mail.
Post by: litspliff on December 23, 2007, 06:24:00 AM