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Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: dietrite on July 03, 2004, 09:23:00 PM
Today as I was shopping at my local grocery store, I read the tabloids that MAry-Kate was doing cocaine, and it's not anorexia that has made her weight plummet to a mere 77 lbs.. what do you guys think, the tabloid says that the olsen family denies the accusation, but the tabloid reassures that every fact was checked and double checked... what's every one else's opinion on this.. i dont know why it interests me but it just does... dammiyt
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: AnThRaX on July 04, 2004, 02:22:00 AM
I think she weighs less then people's leg's. Well not mine since im light, but big people. I doubt it's cocaine. I know my brother used to do that shit and he's huge, he's 6'5 and 270 mostly muscle though, but he's in prison now so I dunno how he's been.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: OrkanMan on July 04, 2004, 04:34:00 AM
She's suing the tabloids for saying she used cocaine.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: AnThRaX on July 04, 2004, 05:12:00 AM
Her left tit weighs less than a 100 dollar bill that she snorfs out of.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Banj on July 05, 2004, 04:50:00 AM
...and she didn't have much in the way of tits to start with.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: HSDEMONZ on July 05, 2004, 05:55:00 AM
QUOTE (dietrite @ Jul 4 2004, 01:23 AM)
Today as I was shopping at my local grocery store, I read the tabloids that MAry-Kate was doing cocaine, and it's not anorexia that has made her weight plummet to a mere 77 lbs.. what do you guys think, the tabloid says that the olsen family denies the accusation, but the tabloid reassures that every fact was checked and double checked... what's every one else's opinion on this.. i dont know why it interests me but it just does... dammiyt

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Yes.. tabloids at the supermarket are an excellent source of facts.

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One thing I remember fondly about US Tabloids.. was many of the writers.. were also moonlighting as comic book writers for Marvel and DC at the time.  This was the 80's mind you.. but I'm sure little has changed.

Only real change.. is that the tabloids now have photoshop to aid them in their lie delivery system.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 07:24:00 AM
Lol seriously, this post should not even exist. If you believe in tabloids, you might as well just go kill yourself right now.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 07:25:00 AM
Oh, by the way, did the tabloid happen to say "National Enquirer" anywhere on it?
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 08:05:00 AM
Wow, are you an idiot, did you just post a reply to my statement... You think if Mary-Kate Olsen were on cocaine and it caused her anerexia that it wouldn't be ALL over the news and not in some grocery store Tabloid. The "National Enquirer" is made to be enjoyment and not to be taken seriously. You cannot compare a Tabloid with the Washington Post. You are an idiot for even trying to insult me with that.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: moistness on July 05, 2004, 08:09:00 AM
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Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: xbox beat box on July 05, 2004, 08:13:00 AM
Was I insulting you?
I dont recall insulting you.
Please qoute me...show me which part insulted you?

All I was saying is that there is a chance its true.
Can you admit that? Or are you 100% sure it is not true?

I am guessing this post was created to discuss the possibilities.

Oh yeah, you did a good job of making yourself out to be an idiot.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 08:20:00 AM
Yes, because there is 100% chance that she is addicted to cocaine, just like in the last issue where there was a 100% aliens obducted Oprah and in the one before that Jesus was seen buying condoms at the local grocery store.

It is not whatsoever true, I can tell you that right now. If a major celebrity was caught addicted to cocaine, you can bet following precedents, that there would already be a 4 hour special on the life of child star Mary-Kate. Think about it buddy, because obviously a tabloid would be the first of all things to find out about anything even remotely important or true.

You insult anyone of the Olsen twins, you insult me. You wanna find me someone else to fantasize about be my guest. But you stay the fuck off the twins.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 09:07:00 AM
Eh....


Wow buddy, way to take a comment of mine from another post. Way to be original.


At least I didn't write it on the sidewalk in chalk so it washes away when you cry yourself to sleep at night realizing you just made love to a 50 year old woman.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 09:20:00 AM
Even if you were 70 years old, I'm sure you'd much rather still fantasize about the Olsen twins than any 50 year old woman. That point is invalid. And even if she WAS anorexic and addicted to crack, she is still one hot piece of ass.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 09:26:00 AM
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Haha agreed

I guess a truce would be best

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Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 09:37:00 AM
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Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 10:02:00 AM
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Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: dietrite on July 05, 2004, 11:17:00 AM
mozart, a reputable "celebrity scoop" magazine published the claim... in fact 2 did.. these guys have paparazzi and reporters

not the same tabloid that prints those black and white "ATTACK FROM MARS!" hogwash.

article
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 05, 2004, 11:22:00 AM
"Star Magazine" hardly.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: mirx999 on July 06, 2004, 08:09:00 PM
Enquirer and Star are actually remotely credible.  At least, moreso than the Weekly World News.  Though WWN remains my favorite publication.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: Mozart.mp3 on July 06, 2004, 11:24:00 PM
QUOTE
Enquirer and Star are actually remotely credible.


Lol I'll remember that one.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: AnThRaX on July 06, 2004, 11:30:00 PM
QUOTE (mirx999 @ Jul 6 2004, 11:09 PM)
Enquirer and Star are actually remotely credible.  At least, moreso than the Weekly World News.  Though WWN remains my favorite publication.

I think Enquirer is more credible.
Title: Mary-kate Olson...is It
Post by: miazmaticdotcom on July 07, 2004, 03:11:00 AM
Weekly World News really takes the cake. I love that thing. It is so hilarious and relaxing to read it.