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Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 01, 2004, 06:51:00 PM

I would have included an "all of the above" but that really makes it too easy.

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: BenJeremy on June 01, 2004, 07:05:00 PM

Too easy this week... it's Al Gore, hands down.

His belief in the scientific accuracy of "The Day Afer Tomorrow" and his rantings in front of the inane gathering of bitter Bush haters, Moveon.org, peg him at the top of the meter.

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 01, 2004, 07:08:00 PM

Looks like we all agree so far.

Seriously, it scares me to death how this guy was almost PRESIDENT.  If the Dems nominate this idiot, what does that say about the idiot they nominated this time around?

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 01, 2004, 08:11:00 PM

Teddy's calmed down lately, though.  Running on a fifth of a liver does that to you, I guess.  Gore has just gone crazy though...it's bad enough he thinks he invented the internet, now he thinks he's some sort of ecologist.  He was on the right track when he had the beard, though - he should've just disappeared in the mountains, emerging sporadically to feed and insult the president without offering an alternative of his own...and if the police ever came for him, he could just conceal himself in the lock-box.

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 01, 2004, 08:30:00 PM

Al Gore being a terrorist would certainly explain a lot about the internet...

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: Maximumbeing on June 02, 2004, 12:17:00 PM

Well, as weird as Al Gore may be, at least he hasn't "accidently" caused any deaths. Teddy's got my votes.

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 02, 2004, 01:32:00 PM

QUOTE (Maximumbeing @ Jun 2 2004, 05:17 PM)

Well, as weird as Al Gore may be, at least he hasn't "accidently" caused any deaths. Teddy's got my votes.

"Of course I COULD have saved her, I just didn't!"
-Ted Kennedy

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: bluedeath on June 03, 2004, 04:44:00 AM

Sideshow freaks.  Every last one of them.  I can't stand Kerry because he really hasn't said a damn thing.  He is the master of talking in circles and going nowhere.  He reminds me of Grandpa Simpson

Mr. burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 03, 2004, 06:15:00 AM

QUOTE (bluedeath @ Jun 3 2004, 09:44 AM)

Sideshow freaks.  Every last one of them.  I can't stand Kerry because he really hasn't said a damn thing.  He is the master of talking in circles and going nowhere.  He reminds me of Grandpa Simpson

Kerry: I will do a much better job than the current administration.
Press: How?
Kerry: Because I'm a war hero, but anyone else who fights in a war is a murderer
Press: THIS MAN IS THE NEXT WASHINGTON

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: CHRONOSTORM on June 03, 2004, 06:34:00 AM

i would really like to see the canadian sharade.

promote some insane shit
Homeless people shall recieve a free dairy queen Sunday every saturday at noon.
whip cream will be illigalized
pot is allowed for 13 year olds
the french have togo back to france

Title: Biggest Embarrassment In The Democrat Party?
Post by: nemt on June 03, 2004, 06:37:00 AM

"This campaign is all about...the election."
-John Kerry

The democrats were so good at tearing down each other, but it seems the winner of that little game doesn't have a leg to stand on against a real leader.