Post by: Raging Walrus on December 19, 2006, 07:23:00 PM
Me: Yo momma's so fat, __________________
You: Well yo momma's so stupid, ___________________
Me: Well YO momma is so dumb, ___________________
etc, and so on.
It's basically 'say something about the poster above you' except it's telling them about how their momma is so this, so that, etc. Let's get started shall we?
.............that means someone give me a yo momma joke.
(NOTE: This thread is just a game, this is not an offense to all the moms out there)
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 19, 2006, 08:02:00 PM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 19, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
QUOTE(o The Drizzle o @ Dec 19 2006, 09:09 PM) 
Yo momma is so UGLY that even Stevie Wonder wont look at her
Yo momma's pussy is so nasty, they make people eat it on fear factor.
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on December 19, 2006, 10:27:00 PM
Post by: hamwbone on December 20, 2006, 03:33:00 AM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 20, 2006, 06:55:00 AM
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 20 2006, 04:40 AM)
yo mama is so fat, she uses a queen size matress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 20, 2006, 09:41:00 AM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 20, 2006, 10:05:00 AM
QUOTE(Raging Walrus @ Dec 20 2006, 10:48 AM)
Yo momma's so fat, she went to K-Mart, tripped over Wal-Mart, and landed in Target.
Yo momma's breath is so nasty, when she coughs..... her teeth duck.
Post by: vide0bug13 on December 20, 2006, 12:43:00 PM
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 20, 2006, 01:25:00 PM
anyways...
Your mom is so NASTY that even brian peppers wouldnt do her
Post by: EverestX on December 20, 2006, 02:00:00 PM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 20, 2006, 02:01:00 PM
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 20, 2006, 03:26:00 PM
Post by: trilobyte man on December 20, 2006, 09:30:00 PM
[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far
]
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on December 20, 2006, 11:07:00 PM
QUOTE(trilobyte man @ Dec 20 2006, 10:37 PM)
Yo Momma's so dumb... She starved to death in Walmart.
[Edit: I came to XS before everyone else who has posted on this topic so far
]BCFosheezy was here in '03.
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on December 21, 2006, 12:46:00 AM
QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 12:14 AM)
BCFosheezy was here in '03.
so was Arvarden and hamwbone
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 21, 2006, 02:16:00 AM
~Brad Thompson (always was a classic)
Post by: Wolves on December 21, 2006, 02:25:00 AM
Post by: w2kj on December 21, 2006, 06:58:00 AM
Post by: hamwbone on December 21, 2006, 07:17:00 AM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 21, 2006, 07:38:00 AM
BTW, when did it start mattering how long someone has been a member?
Post by: Nubbs on December 21, 2006, 08:01:00 AM
Post by: BCfosheezy on December 21, 2006, 08:11:00 AM
QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM)
Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.
Yo momma so nasty that I called her and got an ear infection.
Post by: EverestX on December 21, 2006, 08:58:00 AM
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Dec 21 2006, 08:24 AM)
yo mama is so fat when i have sex with her i have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!
That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..
And it appears none of you have ever heard "yo momma" by the Pharcyde. Go check it out, you'll laugh your ass off..
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 21, 2006, 12:53:00 PM
Post by: hamwbone on December 21, 2006, 01:58:00 PM
QUOTE(EverestX @ Dec 21 2006, 05:05 PM)
That is most possibly the best and most horrific "your mom" joke I have ever heard..
i have done my job then....
/retires from thread
Post by: _GhOsT_ on December 21, 2006, 06:09:00 PM
Post by: w2kj on December 21, 2006, 07:44:00 PM
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on December 21, 2006, 09:15:00 PM
QUOTE(w2kj @ Dec 21 2006, 08:51 PM)
yo momma is so fat she sweats Ragu.
I thought it was her blood type?
She sweats gravy.
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 21, 2006, 10:12:00 PM
Post by: w2kj on December 22, 2006, 07:58:00 AM
QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Dec 21 2006, 11:22 PM)
I thought it was her blood type?
She sweats gravy.
Doooh!!
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 22, 2006, 09:51:00 AM
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 22, 2006, 12:56:00 PM
Post by: Alex548 on December 22, 2006, 02:39:00 PM
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 22, 2006, 10:20:00 PM
and to go along with that
Your momma is such a whore, she went to jail just so she could get fucked by bubba...
Post by: Alex548 on December 22, 2006, 10:35:00 PM
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on December 22, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 22, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
Post by: hamwbone on December 23, 2006, 03:37:00 AM
Post by: o The Drizzle o on December 23, 2006, 12:43:00 PM
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 24, 2006, 01:27:00 AM
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on December 24, 2006, 02:13:00 AM
Post by: cmodding on December 24, 2006, 04:03:00 AM
Yo momma so fat, when she stands on a scale, it shows her telephone number.
Yo momma so fat, when she walks by the television, I miss 3 episodes
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 24, 2006, 11:46:00 AM
Post by: makaveli91 on December 24, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
The last two are straight from Grade 3.
Post by: Fragnarok on December 26, 2006, 10:48:00 PM
Post by: Raging Walrus on December 28, 2006, 06:44:00 PM
Post by: bigjimmy on December 30, 2006, 04:22:00 PM
Yo Mommas so fat you have to take a train and two busses just to get on here good side
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on January 01, 2007, 01:11:00 AM
QUOTE(Nubbs @ Dec 21 2006, 09:08 AM)
Yo-mamma is like a 7-11 shes open to customers 24 hours a day.
^ Me chillin at Whataburger lol
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on January 01, 2007, 11:46:00 AM
I spy a nazi necklace.
Post by: Albino on January 15, 2007, 09:38:00 AM
Post by: Granulated on January 19, 2007, 06:53:00 AM
Post by: ubernewb on January 20, 2007, 12:39:00 AM
yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo momma so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang
yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped himself
yo momma so skinny, all she needs is bucked teeth and she'd be a rake
yo momma so skanky, her weekly date book was published by yellow pages
yo momma so old, she killed the dinosaurs with her std's
yo momma so wide, i had to roll over 7 times to get off the bitch.
yo momma so hairy, bigfoot asked her out.. and ended up with the clap
yo momma so heavy, when she stepped on the scale it said "only one at a time"
yo momma so butch, they made her the new marlboro man
yo momma so ancient, when god said "let there be light" she hit the switch
yo momma so poor, i saw her kickin a can down the street. i said "whatcha doin?" , she said "movin"
yo momma so big, every time she goes to disneyland the asian tourists run around screaming "gah-zirra!"
yo momma so stank, the deodorant company changed from "sure" to "guess not"
Post by: henmill on January 22, 2007, 04:22:00 PM
Post by: bucko on January 27, 2007, 04:08:00 PM
Post by: xbox modder 222 on February 04, 2007, 05:35:00 PM
Post by: JDawg117 on February 09, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she went to L.A. in a green dress and everyone thought they moved the statue of libery
Post by: Raging Walrus on February 28, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Post by: mister.shine on March 29, 2007, 12:51:00 PM
Post by: Himura on April 21, 2007, 01:14:00 AM
Post by: CJLee89 on April 21, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
QUOTE(JDawg117 @ Feb 9 2007, 06:31 PM)
Yo mama's so fat, she went to L.A. in a green dress and everyone thought they moved the statue of libery
wouldnt that be New York?
Post by: gli7ch on March 10, 2008, 12:22:00 PM
Yo momma so dirty, went to her house and seen roaches hang gliding on doritoes
Post by: jimbobjim on March 23, 2008, 07:06:00 AM
Post by: hamwbone on March 23, 2008, 07:33:00 AM
QUOTE(jimbobjim @ Mar 23 2008, 08:42 AM)
Yo momma's so fat I burned my arse on the light bulb.
completely botched the joke....
Post by: jimbobjim on March 23, 2008, 11:28:00 AM
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Mar 23 2008, 02:09 PM)
completely botched the joke....
How so exactly? It reads perfectly well to me.
How would you say it better?
Post by: kirky1991 on March 23, 2008, 09:20:00 PM
Yo momma so fat, when you screw her you dont STD's.....You get Cholesterol!!
sorry to anyone who finds it abit bad
Post by: Mikesshunk on April 08, 2008, 02:26:00 PM
Post by: Lord_Hondros on April 13, 2008, 07:53:00 PM
Post by: jim622 on May 18, 2008, 07:32:00 PM
Your mom's house is so nasty that the flies put up screens so they wouldn't fly in by accident.
Your mom's house is so small that even the roaches walk hunched over.
Post by: o The Drizzle o on May 18, 2008, 07:44:00 PM
QUOTE(CJLee89 @ Apr 21 2007, 02:10 PM)
wouldnt that be New York?
youre momma is so dumb.. even her children cant understand a joke!
(btw, he said la because the statue is in nyc... so if its in la... it was moved)
Post by: yayupp on May 19, 2008, 12:42:00 AM
Post by: Mattssogay on May 30, 2008, 09:18:00 PM