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Off Topic Forums => General Chat => Comedy Forum => Topic started by: throwingks on November 27, 2006, 08:45:00 AM
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I have seen a flash (swf) of his. The "Dear Penis" and I think there is a "Titties and Beer" one also, if I remember correctly. Maybe google will help? BRB.
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1. Dear Penis:
2. Titties and Beer:
I am sure there are more.
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"A Letter to My Penis" is his most popular song. He does stand-up then usually follows up with his music.
I think my favorite song of his is "Older Women." Lyrics:
I like older women. How bout you?
Nineteens are good to look at,
But they're to young for my lovin'
Twenties are fun, but they're not done,
You need to stick 'em back in the oven,
At 33, they're divorced and free,
But now they hate all men,
But at 42, they love to screw,
But they wanna get married again!
I like older women. How bout you?
Hey, at 59 they're lookin' fine,
But they're still not a winner,
But man alive at 65,
You get a discount when you take 'em to dinner,
At 78, they're looking great,
Bendin' over with a gravy ladle,
But if you're talkin' chicks, at 86,
You know, you're still robbing the cradle!
Yeah, I like older women,
The older they are the better,
They gotta take out their teeth to give you a kiss,
Or knit you a brand new sweater,
Their house smells just like cornbread,
Their hair's a pretty shade of blue,
I go insane when they walk with a cane,
In orthopedic shoes!
Have you ever made love in an afghan?
With all your toes are pokin' through?
It's that feeling I get
Lord, I swear they make my pecker grow an inch or two!
Yeah, I like older women. How bout you?