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Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on August 27, 2006, 11:17:00 PM
Here's a couple ones I found in my US Government textbook:


p.19 "The democratic process does not intend to come up with the 'right' or 'best' answers"

well jeez, that explains a lot...  rolleyes.gif



then, on the very next page:

p.20 "Absolute freedom can exist only in a state of anarchy"

well let's do that then!  muhaha.gif

-From Magruder's "American Covernment," 2003
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: CattyKid on August 28, 2006, 10:42:00 AM
Lol.
What about teacher quotes? I had a teacher that once said (to another class though):
"The Treaty of Versailles left Germany on their knees with a bad taste in their mouth."
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And when I read the title, I thought you meant Textbook the member tongue.gif
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: twistedsymphony on August 28, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
QUOTE(CattyKid @ Aug 28 2006, 12:49 PM) View Post

...And when I read the title, I thought you meant Textbook the member tongue.gif


 laugh.gif so did I

my favorite quote has always been "this page intentionally left blank"  laugh.gif
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: Textbook on August 28, 2006, 11:39:00 AM
I don't see any of my quotes in here ...

I did find it weird that G0t M4xx was quoting me, as I don't talk to him like I do CattyKid or Vader.

I like this thread  laugh.gif

I had a Trig book that was dedicated to his family and I thought "Who wants to be dedicated a trig book?"
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on August 28, 2006, 08:13:00 PM
QUOTE(CattyKid @ Aug 28 2006, 11:49 AM) View Post

And when I read the title, I thought you meant Textbook the member tongue.gif




hahaha
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on August 28, 2006, 08:37:00 PM
Well he did capitalized Textbook, one would come to the conclusion he meant the member.
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Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on August 28, 2006, 08:41:00 PM
Teacher - "What do you think would happen if democrats and republicans both formed one single group?"

Student - "Uhh...Everything would go to hell"

*akward silence*

Teacher - "Uhh...I guess that works.."
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: lordvader129 on August 31, 2006, 10:51:00 PM
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Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: G0t M4xx 21 on August 31, 2006, 11:03:00 PM
QUOTE(lordvader129 @ Aug 31 2006, 11:58 PM) View Post

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LMFAO!!!

Can't believe they have to put disclaimers on stuff like that now... whatever happened to the first amendment?

Once again, another example of our freedoms being dissolved...
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: lordvader129 on August 31, 2006, 11:21:00 PM
QUOTE(G0t M4xx 21 @ Sep 1 2006, 01:10 AM) View Post

LMFAO!!!

Can't believe they have to put disclaimers on stuff like that now... whatever happened to the first amendment?

Once again, another example of our freedoms being dissolved...

i wouldnt call it less freedom, the issue was voted on in cobb county, i think its just dumb people

BTW anyone else think its funny that the people who put those stickers in the textbooks never want their "theories" to be "critically considered"
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: vestri_matris on September 02, 2006, 02:36:00 PM
evolution is a fact (it has been proven with scientfic data) intelligent design is a theory. (no scientfic data to prove it) just throwing that out there  sleep.gif
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: CattyKid on September 02, 2006, 11:44:00 PM
QUOTE(vestri_matris @ Sep 2 2006, 05:43 PM) View Post

evolution is a fact (it has been proven with scientfic data) intelligent design is a theory. (no scientfic data to prove it) just throwing that out there  sleep.gif

Some things just can't be argued.
It depends on who you are arguing with, trust me.
Title: Funny Textbook Quotes
Post by: titaniumtwix on September 10, 2006, 09:27:00 PM
we were talking about monopolys and my teacher said that the power company was a monopoly since there isnt really an alternitve. so i said that you could you could use a generater and she replied by asking me where i would plug it in