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Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 12, 2006, 07:52:00 PM
Here are the rules.

1. Every post adds to the story.
2. You can only add a sentence "blurb". It ends at the punctuation. If you hit a period, or a comma, etc. you are done and the next person has to fill it in.
3. Try not to post within 3 posts.

P.S. the rules are loose... to a degree. Let the games Begin!

So there I was...


Title: So There I Was...
Post by: gcskate27 on April 12, 2006, 08:08:00 PM
and absolutly nothing happened so i went home, which finishes my story.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 12, 2006, 09:35:00 PM
So then i woke up the next day, and as i looked out the window i saw....
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: gcskate27 on April 12, 2006, 09:40:00 PM
absolutly nothing so i went home, which finishes my story.


hehehe beerchug.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 12, 2006, 09:50:00 PM
But then, just as i walked into a compleate strangers house, i realized that i was home before i left and now I'm being attacked by...

EDIT : were they swept or something?
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: deakphreak on April 13, 2006, 09:09:00 AM
The most perfect woman you had ever seen who looked just like...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 13, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
the girl in deakphreak's sig bagan to...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 13, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
Call 911, when...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: woofis on April 13, 2006, 11:08:00 AM
she caught me jacking off with superglue.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: CattyKid on April 13, 2006, 04:50:00 PM
So I went to the hospital (as I screamed in pain because I tried to finish the job I started) and there I found...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 13, 2006, 04:57:00 PM
....gcskate27. He was there with a concussion because he was banging his head against the wall in disbeleif when he learned the spurs wont win the NBA finals. He was holding...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: ShadowElitePro on April 13, 2006, 05:42:00 PM
A gun when he...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: gcskate27 on April 13, 2006, 05:47:00 PM
called the guy in killerbootsman's sig to go back in time as i have my own weapon...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 13, 2006, 09:37:00 PM
where he realized the mullet never really was in style.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: CattyKid on April 13, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
As a result of this revelation he proceeded to flip out firing his "weapon" everywhere which caused the PO-lice to come.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 14, 2006, 07:29:00 AM
The police came and shot gcskate27 with a non leathal bean bag in the...

EDIT: sorry skate but your part of the story now.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Silentscream__ on April 14, 2006, 09:29:00 AM
head, knocking him unconscious before leaving the scene to attend an international police BBQ.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 14, 2006, 10:10:00 AM
But all the meat at the BBQ was infected with bird flue so...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 14, 2006, 10:21:00 AM
and all the beef at the BBQ was infected with mad cow disease so...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 14, 2006, 11:33:00 AM
...all the cops started shooting their families...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: EverestX on April 14, 2006, 12:44:00 PM
It turned out Colon Powell had poisoned all their food because he had a raging hate for......
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 14, 2006, 12:54:00 PM
his son, because he happens to love Howard Stern, while his son got him off the terrestrial airwaves.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 14, 2006, 01:03:00 PM
And then E.T. and Eliot came along...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: gcskate27 on April 14, 2006, 01:41:00 PM
and absolutly nothing happened so i went home, which finishes my story

 laugh.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 14, 2006, 03:10:00 PM
So as gcskate27 was walking home, he accidentaly walked out onto a runway and got hit by a jumbo jet! biggrin.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: ShadowElitePro on April 14, 2006, 07:06:00 PM
But then then a person came which turned out to be...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: woofis on April 14, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
paris hilton.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 14, 2006, 07:37:00 PM
Bill Brasky and the Superfans
IPB Image

Edit: Damnit, you beat me to it. Well, Paris Hilton brought along Bill Brasky and his superfans with her. biggrin.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 14, 2006, 08:30:00 PM
So paris, being the slut that she is, began to give gcskate27's broken body a lap dance as Bill Brasky and the Superfans chanted "DA-BUNS, DA-BOOBS".
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 15, 2006, 06:04:00 AM
So then I start speaking Russian for no reason...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 15, 2006, 06:34:00 AM
Da СИСЬКИ, Da СИСЬКИ, Da СИСЬКИ, Da СИСЬКИ!!!
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 15, 2006, 07:18:00 AM
So then Beonce and Nelson Mandella start having an afair...

PS: huh!
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 15, 2006, 11:37:00 AM
Its Russian for boobs!
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 15, 2006, 11:49:00 AM
QUOTE
Its Russian for boobs!

...I know that.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 15, 2006, 12:04:00 PM
QUOTE(Potato_salad @ Apr 15 2006, 10:56 AM) View Post
...I know that.
I misunderstood the HUH? sorry  sad.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 15, 2006, 12:25:00 PM
QUOTE
QUOTE
...I know that.

I misunderstood the HUH? sorry sad.gif

No need to say sorry! I just didn't "explain" the huh properly. So basically, I should be saying sorry. Oh yeah, sorry...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 15, 2006, 08:24:00 PM
QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 15 2006, 02:11 PM) View Post

hires _Iffy to turn all the lead in the world into gold.
I never said you could do that!!
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 16, 2006, 06:43:00 AM
QUOTE(_iffy @ Apr 15 2006, 07:31 PM) View Post
I never said you could do that!!
I know I was just trying to make it more personal.  tongue.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 16, 2006, 07:25:00 AM
QUOTE(throwingks @ Apr 16 2006, 01:50 PM) View Post

I know I was just trying to make it more personal.  tongue.gif

 biggrin.gif I love discrimination!!!! biggrin.gif


...lol, Just messin. tongue.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: buttface96 on April 16, 2006, 09:54:00 AM
the easter aswell, but when Potato_salad entered the scene...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on April 16, 2006, 09:56:00 AM
He got banned for being discriminatory.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: ShadowElitePro on April 16, 2006, 10:02:00 AM
So he got mad and killed...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on April 16, 2006, 10:06:00 AM
the mod who banned him.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: killerbootsman on April 16, 2006, 10:21:00 AM
then tom cruise started criticizing Potato_Salad
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 16, 2006, 10:33:00 AM
Because it is fattening.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 16, 2006, 10:35:00 AM
But over emphisized that he's not gay.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 16, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
So then, Chuck Norris came out of nowhere and...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: ShadowElitePro on April 16, 2006, 11:20:00 AM
And Tom Cruise started to jump on his new couch
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 16, 2006, 11:30:00 AM
And then this happened biggrin.gif ...(press the "play movie" button when you're in the link)...
http://www.flashport...e_showdown.html
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: buttface96 on April 16, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
...then Mr. Rogers came and killed Potato_salad with his sword...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 16, 2006, 04:22:00 PM
So then I got up and killed buttface96 with a star-trek phaser I stole from the guy who used to play Worf...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: buttface96 on April 16, 2006, 04:53:00 PM
So then i got up, and sent my hitman, Chuck Norris after Potato_salad
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: throwingks on April 16, 2006, 07:14:00 PM
with a round-house kick to the face, potato_salad...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: dmanjohn on April 16, 2006, 07:41:00 PM
turned around and saw gcskate27 in the corner touching himself.

P.S srry gcskate27 i espect my muting in 10min  jester.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: buttface96 on April 17, 2006, 11:12:00 PM
buttface9 slaps thegame_e around a bit with a large trout
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: mastersloth on April 18, 2006, 08:47:00 AM
thegame_e then retaliates by...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 18, 2006, 09:00:00 AM
...by spitting out dead celebrities.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: liv2ride on April 18, 2006, 11:31:00 AM
..To be his personal Xbox HaXx0rz because all his little boys love to play with his...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 18, 2006, 11:42:00 AM
...nose that can be easily removed, because it's held onto his face by....
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: _iffy on April 18, 2006, 12:28:00 PM
... who was using it as a chastitiy belt.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: dmanjohn on April 18, 2006, 01:51:00 PM
went back to bed and had a dream about...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: liv2ride on April 18, 2006, 03:04:00 PM
a gamecube, that was being crushed by a...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: buttface96 on April 18, 2006, 06:15:00 PM
dreamcast because the dreamcast...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 19, 2006, 06:35:00 AM
...has a weird controller...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: liv2ride on April 19, 2006, 06:40:00 AM
as does the ps3  laugh.gif , then he woke up and thought ..


Wheres Gcskate27 ? hehe
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: dmanjohn on April 19, 2006, 07:37:00 AM
wheres my best friend Brian Peppers we should de something today like...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on April 19, 2006, 09:13:00 AM
...walk around the streets nakid drinking strawberry smoothies. tongue.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: killerbootsman on April 28, 2006, 05:24:00 PM
me and Peppers rubbing the strawberry smoothies on each others naked bodies
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: flood_killer on April 28, 2006, 10:41:00 PM
when i thought" what the hell am i doing?", so i grab a bat and swing at the back of pepper's head then i.......
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Potato_salad on May 01, 2006, 06:47:00 AM
...goes off and plays with himself in a cardboard box.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: flood_killer on May 04, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
which i set on fire then........
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: flood_killer on June 08, 2006, 04:47:00 PM
jumps out of the box and lands on...........
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: CattyKid on June 08, 2006, 05:03:00 PM
QUOTE(flood_killer @ Jun 8 2006, 06:54 PM) View Post

jumps out of the box and lands on...........

A hot, steaming pile of lasagna.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: blame canada on June 08, 2006, 05:07:00 PM
which gave him 3rd degree burns on his feet.....
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: CattyKid on June 08, 2006, 05:15:00 PM
QUOTE(blame canada @ Jun 8 2006, 07:14 PM) View Post

which gave him 3rd degree burns on his feet.....

He was rushed to the hospital because the paramedics thought that the marinera was blood
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: flood_killer on June 08, 2006, 08:04:00 PM
which caused the docters to crap there pants so they....... biggrin.gif
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Wolves on June 09, 2006, 01:47:00 AM
And when they walked away a giant ladybug came and ate Chuck Norris.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: killab138 on June 09, 2006, 08:26:00 AM
so then chuck norris did a roundhouse kick and caused the lady bug to explode
from the inside.....
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on June 09, 2006, 11:32:00 AM
The end.
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: flood_killer on June 10, 2006, 08:16:00 PM
the end? whats wrong with you?.................................................which caused chuck to eat its heart which...
Title: So There I Was...
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on June 10, 2006, 09:50:00 PM
Quit playing, the story ended.