Post by: throwingks on March 22, 2006, 09:25:00 PM
The rules are:
1. Answer the previous "Would You Rather" and why.
2. Leave one of your own.
Here is the 1st.
Would you rather...
Poo a football or...
Pee a golfball?
Post by: killerbootsman on March 23, 2006, 09:26:00 PM
QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Mar 23 2006, 07:56 PM) 
I'd rather Poo a football.
Although both would be extremely painful, peeing a golfball would tear your dick up to the point of not being able to get it on.
While pooing a football might open avenues to new ways of getting it on. Such as prostate stimulation.
Though, can I ask one thing: Can I gradually stretch my anus until pooing a football is not as bad?
Would you rather have sex with male to female tranny,
or have sex with a female to male tranny?
i would rather have sex with a male to female tranny, because the thought of taking it in the ass by a guy named Susan creeps me out.
Would you rather have your son be retarded, or homosexual?
Post by: throwingks on March 23, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
Would you rather...
have a penis for a finger or...
a finger for a penis?
Post by: lostboyz on March 23, 2006, 11:41:00 PM
would you rather....
get fucked by a rhinocerous
or have your dick cut off?
We used to play this all the time in HS, we got into some sick shit
Post by: Zippo Master on March 24, 2006, 12:45:00 AM
would you rather be unable to use your eyes or unable to use your dick?
Post by: 47_M450N_47 on March 24, 2006, 10:32:00 AM
Would you rather have your body raked across a 1000 degree cheese grater or have a hypodermic needle full of boiling salt water shot into your pee hole?
Post by: mastersloth on March 24, 2006, 10:58:00 AM
Which of these would you rather have inserted into your ass:
a cactus
a mace
Post by: killerbootsman on March 24, 2006, 05:36:00 PM
QUOTE(Spency234 @ Mar 24 2006, 12:32 PM)
mace, it doesn't have "pricklies"
would you rather...
eat a fresh peice of dog poo
eat a fresh peice of human poo
definently dog shit. human shit smells worse, and is bigger
would you rather make love to your mom or your grandma
Post by: dmanjohn on March 24, 2006, 06:19:00 PM
would u rather eat a penis or stick ur head up a fat mans ass
Post by: jopo on March 24, 2006, 06:44:00 PM
would you rather light some thermite on your eyeball orr fuck a chimpanzee (spelling?) up the ass for an hour
Post by: soupy_31 on March 24, 2006, 06:57:00 PM
Would you rather be stabbed in the eye with a soldering iron, or have to spend eternity watching Barney?
Post by: adfinder23 on March 24, 2006, 07:23:00 PM
I'd rather get stabbed in the eye. An eternity is too long for any show, let alone Barney.
Would you rather only be able to play videogames on current generation consoles and anything prior(PS, SNES, Atari, etc) forever....
Or, not be able to play any videogames until the equivalent of Xbox 7 or PS8 comes out?
Post by: throwingks on March 24, 2006, 08:14:00 PM
Would you rather lose your girlfriend cause you play too many video games, or have your girlfriend "accidentally" erase all your game saves?
Post by: buttface96 on March 24, 2006, 08:19:00 PM
Would you rather:
Watch your dick get shoved in a blender thats on full blast
or
Shove a hot soldering iron up ur dick
Post by: soupy_31 on March 24, 2006, 08:20:00 PM
QUOTE(buttface96 @ Mar 24 2006, 10:26 PM)
have my girlfreind erase my game saves (always got action replay)
Would you rather:
Watch your dick get shoved in a blender thats on full blast
or
Shove a hot soldering iron up ur dick
...
Post by: Granulated on March 24, 2006, 11:23:00 PM
Would you rather put a sharp piece of metal under your toenail and kick a wall, or bite down as hard as you can on 100 grit sandpaper and have it ripped out of your mouth?
Post by: Spency234 on March 25, 2006, 01:43:00 AM
I would rather have sex with the ugly chick.
Would you rather...
Have sex with a dairy cow
or to have sex with a pig
Post by: throwingks on March 25, 2006, 07:59:00 AM
Would you rather have a constant gas problem or whenever you sweat it smelled like stinky cheese.
The farting is like every minute or 2 but the sweating is only when you sweat.
Edit: My wife says I do both. lol!
P.S. I had to start the thread with my all time favorite.
Post by: _iffy on March 25, 2006, 10:23:00 AM
When talking to your new girlfriend about ex lovers, would you rather...
she dated your dad
she dated your mom
Post by: Rylinkus on March 25, 2006, 01:32:00 PM
QUOTE(_iffy @ Mar 25 2006, 06:30 PM)
Fart. Very effective for comic relief in tense or awkward silences.
When talking to your new girlfriend about ex lovers, would you rather...
she dated your dad
she dated your mom
My dad, only a loser would date my mom.....
Would you rather
be in an accident thats horribly painful, but heal completely in a matter of months
be in an accident where youre unconscious and feel no pain, but lose an arm.
Post by: soupy_31 on March 25, 2006, 02:37:00 PM
Anyways, I choose not to lose a limb.
Would you:
Want to die and go to pergatory, where there is nothingness... for eternity.
Or:
Never die, and have a meaningless life while your soul slowly rots.
Post by: CattyKid on March 25, 2006, 09:07:00 PM
QUOTE(soupy_31 @ Mar 25 2006, 04:44 PM)
Want to die and go to pergatory, where there is nothingness... for eternity.
Not to go all religious on you (I'm not in ANY way), but to be technical, pegatory is a place in limbo bewtween Heaven and Hell where sins are purged through limited (not as bad as hell) suffering (a common misconception) then the soul can enter heaven (the worse the sins, the more time spent there), but this is coming from someone who used to go to Religious Education every Sunday.
Anyway, with your definition (as well as mine), I'd rather go to purgatory. There will always be others there, and I can at least find someone who modded Xboxes (we can't go to Heaven, we use copyrighted code without the permission of the owner
), or at least someone who damaged/hates PS@. Would you rather:
1. Allow another to die in your place?
2. Save the life of another (and give your own) who would have a life equal to yours' (they would be as happy, be as good a person as you, live as long as you would live, and help as many others as you)?
You will recieve no recognition for choosing to save the other, and will receive no scorn or hatred for choosing the other person to die. Try to be honest, don't try to impress any of us here.
Post by: killerbootsman on March 25, 2006, 10:00:00 PM
QUOTE(XPxAxBxLxOX @ Mar 25 2006, 09:54 PM)
I don't want to choose No. 1 only because I do not want someone die because of me but then again If I were to give my life for someone just like me, why do I have to die. We are exactly the same and If I were to choose between us, I would choose him. Only because I want to live. Which brings me back to choice No. 1.
I guess I can go back and forth between the two.
Would you rather amputate both your big toes or have a 1 kilobit connection to the internet for the rest of your lives?
amputate both my big toes. No internet is better than walking akwardly your whole life.
would you rather...
smell like rancid body odor all the time
or
have a tatoo of a penis on your forehead.
Post by: blame canada on March 25, 2006, 10:22:00 PM
would you rather live for eternity and either:
1) get paid $2000 trillion (I dont know what 1000 trillion dollars is
) RIGHT NOW but never earn another dollar for the rest of eternity or2) get paid $5 a day for the rest of eternity
Post by: CattyKid on March 25, 2006, 10:38:00 PM
QUOTE(blame canada @ Mar 26 2006, 12:29 AM)
tatoo becuase you never sad "forever" which means I would get it removed
would you rather live for eternity and either:
1) get paid $2000 trillion (I dont know what 1000 trillion dollars is
) RIGHT NOW but never earn another dollar for the rest of eternity or2) get paid $5 a day for the rest of eternity
EASY
Choice 1). Put it in the bnk and it will gain much more than $5 interest per day.
Now...
1) Be rich and have a job you hate?
2) Be poor and have a job you love (inlcude the job, if you want to)?
EDIT: I like this thread.
Post by: dmanjohn on March 25, 2006, 11:48:00 PM
would u rather
1.kill ur mother slowy and painfully or
2.1.kill ur father slowy and painfully
Post by: v8azlin on March 26, 2006, 02:46:00 AM
Would you rather:
Get Hit by a Bus and get killed on impact
or
Fall out of an aeroplane without a parachute (sp?)
Post by: dmanjohn on March 26, 2006, 05:43:00 AM
would u rather:
1.have your dick slowly skinned or
2. have your leg ripped apart by a bear
Post by: CattyKid on March 26, 2006, 11:34:00 AM
QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Mar 26 2006, 07:50 AM)
easy fall out of a plan becuase i will have fun for the last minute of my life
would u rather:
1.have your dick slowly skinned or
2. have your leg ripped apart by a bear
This reminded me my fly was open. Thanks...
I would rather have 1. If my leg was ripped apart, I'd no longer have use of it. But if... it was skinned, I'd just wait for it to heal (would take many months) but I would still have use of it. Being an amputee at the hip isn't as bad as many people would think. Our school had a motivational speaker come in that was an amputee from a car accident. He runs marathons. I was amazed.
IDK for the question. Someone else can come up with it.
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on March 26, 2006, 11:37:00 AM
Would you rather:
Get a human booster shot from a guy named Molly every day.
or
Be a guy named Molly giving someone a human booster shot every day.
Post by: lostboyz on March 27, 2006, 06:23:00 PM
Would you rather....
be partially blind
or completely deaf
Post by: _iffy on March 28, 2006, 10:16:00 AM
would you rather...
be on a deserted island with rosanne who's horny
be on a deserted island with carmen electra who's a lezbo and doesn't like you.
Post by: dmanjohn on March 28, 2006, 01:43:00 PM
with you rather:
1. have the xbox neven been created or
2. fight mike tyson with nothin but a spoon
Post by: blame canada on March 28, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
would you rather vomit everytime you burped or shit your pants everytime you farted?
Post by: throwingks on March 28, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
hahaha I like that one. I would have to say vomit everytime I burped, just because I dont want to have to change my clothes that often.
Would you rather, have an abusive wife, and you have visible bruises all the time, but she is a supermodel and likes sex. Or, an ugly, fatty that is a really nice person... and likes sex.
Post by: killerbootsman on March 28, 2006, 04:09:00 PM
QUOTE(throwingks @ Mar 28 2006, 03:19 PM)
^^^^^
hahaha I like that one. I would have to say vomit everytime I burped, just because I dont want to have to change my clothes that often.
Would you rather, have an abusive wife, and you have visible bruises all the time, but she is a supermodel and likes sex. Or, an ugly, fatty that is a really nice person... and likes sex.
i'd get the fatty, then tell her to become a prostitute to get cash, and she will, and she will use the money for lipo and a face job. then bone her.
would you rather be a cat or a dog.
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on March 28, 2006, 08:36:00 PM
Aids, or the clap
Post by: 47_M450N_47 on March 28, 2006, 11:19:00 PM
Would you rather be forced to:
only eat for the rest of your life and never be able to take a crap, or
only drink for the rest of your life and never be able to take a pee?
Post by: mastersloth on March 29, 2006, 10:44:00 AM
Would you rather:
Be shot in the face with a 50cal at a range of 200 metres
Be shot in the face with a desert eagle from 1metre
Post by: throwingks on March 29, 2006, 10:29:00 PM
Coke or Pepsi?
Post by: dmanjohn on March 29, 2006, 10:44:00 PM
would you rather:
1. masturbate with 100git sand paprer for 3 days staight or
2. lick the ass hole of a 1000 fat chicks clean within 3 days none stop
Post by: blame canada on March 29, 2006, 10:45:00 PM
would you rather be homeless for eternity, but own a modded xbox and tv which are waterproff and will never break. or be rediculously poor but own a house, living paycheck to paycheck, leaving no money to mod or own an xbox?
Post by: dmanjohn on March 29, 2006, 10:53:00 PM
would you rather:
1. be steve jobs or
2. bill gates
Post by: CattyKid on March 29, 2006, 11:02:00 PM
QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Mar 30 2006, 01:00 AM)
poor cuz i can sell my mansion and move into an apartment and use the extra mone y from the housr to satart business
would you rather:
1. be steve jobs or
2. bill gates
Bill Gates, he has more money.
Would you rather:
1. Stick to a controversial opinion that will earn you ridicule for many years
or
2. Change your opinion to avoid ridicule?
Post by: dmanjohn on March 29, 2006, 11:07:00 PM
would you rather:
1. get your ass kicked by 4 bouncers at a club which leads to u being a vegtabler
2. take on chuck norris in a death match and he has a gun and your hands are tied behind your back
Post by: Modderxtrordanare on March 30, 2006, 07:15:00 AM
Someone else make a question. I cant think right now
Post by: throwingks on March 30, 2006, 08:17:00 AM
Pretzels or peanuts?
Post by: dmanjohn on March 30, 2006, 01:22:00 PM
would you rather have:
1.left tit
2.right tit
Post by: xboxhackern00b on April 11, 2006, 03:40:00 PM
QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Mar 30 2006, 02:29 PM)
pretzels dipped in peanut butter
would you rather have:
1.left tit
2.right tit
whatevers bigger
would you rather
have gay sex for the rest of your life
or
have no sex of any kind whatsoever including mastubating looking at porn anything for the rest of your life
Post by: _iffy on April 11, 2006, 04:46:00 PM
would you rather...
-keep this thread going
-let it die
Post by: throwingks on April 12, 2006, 09:42:00 AM
Would you rather,
start a thread where:
1. a story is told where each post has to add 3 words
2. last person to post in the thread is the winner
Post by: _iffy on April 12, 2006, 12:37:00 PM
QUOTE
Would you rather,
start a thread where:
1. a story is told where each post has to add 3 words
2. last person to post in the thread is the winner
start a thread where:
1. a story is told where each post has to add 3 words
2. last person to post in the thread is the winner
first choice... but make it so each person adds a sentance, that way you'll actually be able to read the thread!!
would you rather...
-you start the thread
-i start the thread
Post by: killerbootsman on April 18, 2006, 02:58:00 PM
QUOTE(juan_2006 @ Apr 18 2006, 02:44 PM)
I start it........lol there is already a thread like that.
would you rather have little 2cm penis or have a vagina so you can fuck yourself?
would you rather have little 2cm penis or have a vagina so you can fuck yourself?
definently vagina, but i would only take it from a chick with a strap-on.
would you rather have no TV forever or no Computer forever.
Post by: throwingks on April 18, 2006, 03:18:00 PM
QUOTE(killerbootsman @ Apr 18 2006, 05:05 PM)
definently vagina, but i would only take it from a chick with a strap-on.
would you rather have no TV forever or no Computer forever.
No TV, for sure. It sucks with no xbox but, I can get PC games and have the internet.would you rather have no TV forever or no Computer forever.
QUOTE(juan_2006 @ Apr 18 2006, 04:44 PM)
I start it........lol there is already a thread like that.
Look at the dates and thread-starter. Would you rather be butt-ass ugly and horny or
good looking and incapable of sexual intercourse.
Post by: woofis on April 18, 2006, 07:26:00 PM
...would you rather get raped by brian peppers(for those who dont know who that is... google him.) or take a shower in tubgirl's shit.
Post by: throwingks on April 18, 2006, 08:59:00 PM
http://www.snopes.co...ple/peppers.asp
And, I'm not providing a link for tubgirl. You can find that on your own.
no comment
Post by: buttface96 on April 18, 2006, 10:50:00 PM
would you rather be a man who is gay, or a women who is a lesbian?
Post by: lostboyz on April 18, 2006, 11:45:00 PM
QUOTE(juan_2006 @ Apr 18 2006, 10:58 PM)
Even though i dont know what tubgirl shirt (must be some kind of shirt, duh) is i pick tubgirl shirt because brian peppers is...........fuck i cant find a word to describe him so ill say a bunch. He is the ugliest human being ever( if he is a human being), he is a midget, he looks evil, he is very hairy even more than me.
Note: i dont know what a tubgirl shirt is and cant find anything on google.
Would you rather read all your life, or go blind and deaf.
ill sit this one out, but tubgirls shit not shirt, google tubgirl
Post by: throwingks on April 19, 2006, 07:39:00 AM
Post by: liv2ride on April 19, 2006, 07:46:00 AM
or
have a www.teaparty.org
Post by: woofis on April 19, 2006, 07:26:00 PM
would you rather eat out goatse's ass(for those who dont know google goatse lol) or eat out this chick
Post by: _iffy on April 19, 2006, 09:00:00 PM
Post by: liv2ride on April 20, 2006, 11:53:00 AM
Post by: _iffy on April 20, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
Eating out a chick is when a guy(or girl) goes down on a girl. Really he did say that.
*For more information cunsult your local slut.
Post by: throwingks on April 20, 2006, 01:37:00 PM
or
be a 'dutchbag'? <--- for _iffy
Post by: _iffy on April 20, 2006, 01:44:00 PM
good one.
I'll take 'dutchbag' i guess.
Would you rather...
-reincarnate as a tampon
-reincarnate as an enema
(haha - dutchbag)
Post by: woofis on April 20, 2006, 05:10:00 PM
....would you rather:
get a blowjob ONLY by your favorite pornstar or..
get do to whateber you want with the hottest girl in your school. and if your not in school anymore than the hottest girl you have ever talked to.
Post by: llwahooll on May 08, 2006, 09:23:00 PM
QUOTE(juan_2006 @ Apr 20 2006, 10:37 PM)
The hottest girl i know all the way baby!
WOuld you rather fuck a dog
or the dog fucks you
fuck tha dog, least it has a pussy
would you rather live forever with out sex or have sex every day till ur 45 then die
Post by: Tripme on May 10, 2006, 04:58:00 PM
no 40 year old virgin for me
K, a simple not dirty one
Die by fire or by drowning?
Post by: CattyKid on May 10, 2006, 07:22:00 PM
QUOTE(Tripme @ May 10 2006, 05:05 PM)
sex all the way to 45 !!! lol
no 40 year old virgin for me
K, a simple not dirty one
Die by fire or by drowning?
Depends, but I'd say fire. Drowning... just sucks and what about burning at the stake? No sir. If I was ON fire, then that.
Would you rather:
1)Aliens exist?
2)Aliens don't exist?
(^^ No, not illegal aliens either
)In both cases, you know for certain that they do or don't.
Post by: throwingks on May 10, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
QUOTE(CattyKid @ May 10 2006, 09:29 PM)
Depends, but I'd say fire. Drowning... just sucks and what about burning at the stake? No sir. If I was ON fire, then that.
Would you rather:
1)Aliens exist?
2)Aliens don't exist?
(^^ No, not illegal aliens either
)In both cases, you know for certain that they do or don't.
Would rather live in a democracy where 51% dictates what the other 49% should believe and do. Or, live under a King that is the most generous, honorable, loving King imaginable.
Post by: Tripme on May 25, 2006, 08:02:00 PM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation by a transexual stripper(leads to death) or a million tiny paper cuts all over your body(also leads to death)