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Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: Carlo210 on November 11, 2005, 08:57:00 PM
Has anyone heard of this guy?! He died last year (heart faliure or whatnot - drinker), but his stand up it amazing. He's one of my favorite stand up comedians, and I suggest you give him a look. He has a unique style that a couple of newer comedians are trying to copy. You have to watch him to understand me. He would've been so big if he would've stayed alive... it's just a shame.
Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: lordvader129 on November 11, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
I rent a lot of cars, you know, 'cause I go on the road. I rent cars and when I drive a rental car, I don't know what's going on with it, right? So a lot of times I drive, like, for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the "emergency brake." It's really not an "emergency brake", it's an "emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever."

this one is one of my favorites:

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that.
Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: gcskate27 on November 11, 2005, 11:12:00 PM
escalator broken, sorry for the convenience...
Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: lordvader129 on November 12, 2005, 02:37:00 PM
I don't have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occassionally cooks shit.
Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: soupy_31 on November 13, 2005, 05:34:00 PM
QUOTE(lordvader129 @ Nov 12 2005, 04:44 PM)
I don't have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occassionally cooks shit.
Title: Mitch Hedburg
Post by: irishdrunk on November 14, 2005, 05:44:00 AM
OMFG ya, Mitch is (was) the shit!!  I have one of his CD "Strategic Grill Locations"  its f-ing hillarious.

My favs

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."

I love Mitch Hedburg smile.gif