"I think ltools is the most noobiest person around here so I don't really understand where he gets this "I know everything" attitude. It only makes hem look more silly then he is allready."
QUOTE(richiebob @ Dec 1 2005, 10:56 AM)

FACTS
MY XBOX HAD NEVER BEEN OPENED
NEVER MODDED
THE SEALS WERE STILL INTACT
IT PLAYED BACKUPS/COPIES UNTILL I CLEANED UNDERNEITH THE DVD ROM
SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS.
QUOTE(Modderxtrordanare @ Nov 29 2005, 11:44 PM)

Splice into the PA wires, and play some random shit over the PA system.
or
Build an army of homework eating robots, and take over the school. With your might robot minions at your feet, no one will deny you. Ask them for money or something.
Now on the other hand, I have a non electronic prank to do.
Collect three pigs from your agricultural area (If you have one) and write the numbers 1,2, and 4 on the sides.
Then grease them up and let them loose in the school.
Theyll spend forever looking for number 3.
Pulled from senior prank topic.
QUOTE(Baner @ Sep 14 2004, 01:02 PM)

A french warthog? Can that even take a shot from the needler?
"question having been answered, and the high probability that you do have scurvy (or at least a peg leg) im gonna close the thread"
Link to thread
QUOTE
Expect to be banned after I finish frying some eggs for my breakfast. This is a technical area for discussion, and isn't for retards to post and spam misinformation. (designed btw.. to get a few retards to actually try this one wire mod and FRY their 360)
A great recent HSD quote
There was that one where the guy mentioned someone modding a USA controller and should have red and blue stripes, w/ 52 white LEDs. Someone asked why 52? The thread maker was like one for every state, DUH
QUOTE(Camstheman @ Dec 11 2005, 12:14 PM)

There was that one where the guy mentioned someone modding a USA controller and should have red and blue stripes, w/ 52 white LEDs. Someone asked why 52? The thread maker was like one for every state, DUH

QUOTE(Camstheman @ Dec 11 2005, 11:14 AM)

There was that one where the guy mentioned someone modding a USA controller and should have red and blue stripes, w/ 52 white LEDs. Someone asked why 52? The thread maker was like one for every state, DUH

maybe he read this?
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=450810 lol
go 
i forget wich topic this was in but it is in several peoples sigs and avatars
please tell me who originaly posted this and i will give credit where credit is due
QUOTE
How do i gain FTP access?Is it costly?
saw this in someones sig a while back
QUOTE
And always remember: Life is like an anole..
Sometimes its green, and sometimes its brown, but its always a small Carribian lizard.
An anole is a chameleon. That required a little research.
I can't take credit. It's from an ad in Dragon magazine about 12 years ago or so for Tales From the Floating Vagabond.
It was followed up by, "Sometimes it's green, sometimes it's brown, and sometimes it's a big German rocket."
I guess you have to see the ad to get it.
(I can't punctuate either apparently..).
QUOTE(Hex Blitz @ Jan 21 2006, 10:08 PM)

Hi
I was wondering if there was anyway of getting my xbox(1) to play x360 games with some kind of homebrew emulator, or a emulator of someone else? is this possible or not?
Hex
QUOTE(posiedon @ Dec 31 2005, 10:25 AM)

go

i forget wich topic this was in but it is in several peoples sigs and avatars
please tell me who originaly posted this and i will give credit where credit is due
its me lol
http://forums.xbox-s...6
edit: by me i mean i posted it and that is my friend in the animated gif
QUOTE
Type the following:
Ineverbotheredtotryafreewareappnorreadthexboxscenerulessoigotsuspended
I bet he tried it!
QUOTE(superaison @ Feb 5 2006, 12:18 AM)

Hello Xbox-Scene Peoples,
Just recently(15 - 20 mins) ago my xbox was damaged, It was caused by my brother trying to show off to a friend( he is 15 and acts like he is 11)and he gets my dog excited, so my xbox was on the floor and soe liquid spilled on it. And then the xbox just shut off, I tuned it and my hand got wet, But when I opened it everything ws the same Ol'd dry and dusy xbox, I didnt wanna take the mobo out quite yet.
"Hello and Welcome to Earth, have you been to this planet before?
I mean COME ON!!!! you don't even need to search.....there's a thread talking about this on the FIRST PAGE!!!! "
By Kean
Cmon, nobody found this funny?
scars remain Feb 11 2006, 03:14 PM Post #1
QUOTE
k i just watched a special on tv were some guy hacked a vegas slot machine using some kind of chip over lay tech.he shut the machine off,placed a chip with rewritten security codes and other codes on it on top of the one in the slot machine already.then restarted the slot machine the next person to drop a coin in hit the jackpot.could this tech be used on the chip in the 360?
Here
It got closed quickly, so it's pretty short.
^^Twas I. Somebody sigged it for a while too.
QUOTE
Go play in traffic.
I've always liked that saying, and it's the first time I've heard it here.
Post from yesterday. LOL
Thank You X-S -- first mistake old installer
then it turned to:
NEED HELP PLEASE -- Slayer's + Softmod = Trouble
then the funniest:
Krayzies stop insulting People -- says Krayzie doesn't know softmods. LOL.
funny stuff. I'd lay some really nice insults on the poor kid, but I already have 2 strikes against me so I had to refrain.
Wow... that kid is still at it:
Sorry Krayzie I Didnt Mean Any Of That
Would This Work
Didn't make a backup of his eeprom so he asks this:
QUOTE
Would it work if i downlaoded an eeprom.bin file
Link to thread
Lastly... I Am An Idiot
yeah, apparently I have 2 strikes against me. One more and I'll be paying a visit to banville.
Interestingly... I don't know what the hell I got a first strike in. My second strike was a measly thread crap.
So now I can't insult any noobs or I'll be outta here.
They've taken the fun part out of hanging out in the noob forums and I've been limited to providing useful advice only.
I got a kick out of it
what a pity alex you have the ability to criticise and then they take it away from ya
reminds me of the government
QUOTE(cwd92589 @ Feb 26 2006, 09:01 PM)

C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures\side19xo.jpg
QUOTE(Boydster @ Mar 21 2006, 04:06 PM)

BTW Xecuter, I will laugh, like rofl type laugh, when MS sues everyone of your asses.
QUOTE
I am HSDEMONZ.. and you are not.
QUOTE(Alex548 @ Mar 21 2006, 05:53 PM)

You may not find it funny, but I do:

Yeah, I find it funny as well.
QUOTE(FASTDOM @ Mar 27 2006, 03:50 PM)

http://img488.images...avgaxbox9nv.jpgwho already made, which the parts that we must buy
my handle has the Lm and only functions, but it functions green, brief I add photos
QUOTE(The Zep Man @ Mar 28 2006, 11:00 AM)

Mmmmm... hard to read, this post is. Write it better, he must or not understand, we will.

lol @ the zep man's quote. its funny to make fun of foreign people who can't speak english...does that classify me as a racist?
QUOTE(jereminion @ Apr 7 2006, 04:16 PM)

hi i opened my xbox, not modded at all, matter of fact it is broken thats why i am doing it.
i was wondering if i needed the thing next to the motherboard. it may be a stupid question since it has the power port connected to it. i cannot solder, but im trying to make a slimbox.
so im wondering can i remove the DVD drive and the yellow thing next to the mother board?
QUOTE(CattyKid @ Apr 7 2006, 06:29 PM)

This is a good one:
Crap, hes really stupid.
QUOTE
here is a sweet website you can go to that has tips and tutorials you can read about xbox and halo, there is also a forum, email system, and a place where you can make your very own website like freewebs only better and more customizable, also there is much more you can do on the website check it out
for some reason the link automatically make it stars, so ill have to put spaces in it,
http://sesamestreet.comThis post has been edited by heinrich: Today, 04:14 PM
i was just going to post that
That is funny. I would do that to every link that is a "workaround" for a shitlisted link.
QUOTE
Yeah... When I was taking my controller appart for paint I pulled it open ,and before I knew it it was raining ABXY. Spend about 30 fucking minutes looking for the buttons on the floor.
QUOTE
11:21 pm and im bored, so im going to attempt to take apart my xbox. what can i do when im in there? is ther e anyhting easy and not risky i can do?
11:27 these screws are really long!!! now how do i get the top off
11:32 finnaly the top is off. now what. HEY i have the thomson drive!!! is that good?? everything is neat!!!. how do i get out the dvd and hdd
11:36 holy crap i broke it...
MAN THAT IS THE BEST!!! I LOL here at work for real, man my eyes are all watery now. The times make it so much better.
QUOTE(6h05T_R1d3R @ Apr 12 2006, 03:38 PM)

geez!! this would be so much easier if they just made an xbox 360 emulator for xbox...
this was in this thread
QUOTE
I have heard some stories in my time but biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Closed
Game back ups made with no FTP knowledge and on your PC in rar format. get real
There is as much chance of that as Wolverhampton Wanderers reaching the Premiership biggrin.gif biggrin.gif (Only one person in here will get that bit)
That's from Chancer over here.
I wonder how many people get the joke. Probably only us UK people
^^ they don't suck that much. 
QUOTE(Chancer @ Apr 12 2006, 05:58 PM)

This is not a poll section. If you have a specific poll use the correct place. (Cue another abusive PM

)
QUOTE(chromedmessiah @ Apr 12 2006, 10:12 PM)
what modchip is the best for halo 2 mods?
followed by
QUOTE(chorizo1 @ Apr 12 2006, 10:38 PM)
the XXX43356 BETA modchip with the blue trim. AWSOME.
note: actual chip may not exist, some use of this non-existent chip can cause vomitting, sweating, hair growth in the the palm of your hands, and blindness. do not use this imaginary chip if you are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant. consult a physician, and the RULES before asking another no brainer.
and then
QUOTE(chromedmessiah @ Apr 12 2006, 10:41 PM)
where might i get one of these?
found here
QUOTE(bigr5026 @ Apr 14 2006, 10:04 PM)

Hi,
i was playing my 360, with an original xbox game, i found a little exploit, that allwos you to upgrade the firmware for a regular xbox game, it brings you to a original xbox game. I was thinking if you can make a fake game, use this as a exploit, put a full xbox dashboard on it, and run it as a regular xbox and use the regular xbox softmods.
A example can be seen below
www.fraggednoobs.com/xbx
Please click that link and watch that video.
Please!
Link to thread.
I think we should all, always start linking to the threads we find these in.
QUOTE(CattyKid @ Apr 14 2006, 11:59 PM)

I think we should all, always start linking to the threads we find these in.
i agree
QUOTE(theoatmealguy @ Apr 14 2006, 09:37 PM)

help
QUOTE(Perplexer @ Apr 14 2006, 09:42 PM)

But mad props for giving us all the information we need to know to diagnose the problem! Sorry I'm not able to help, my ESP skills aren't what they used to be.
from here
QUOTE(CattyKid @ Apr 14 2006, 11:59 PM)

Please click that link and watch that video.
Please!
Link to thread.
I think we should all, always start linking to the threads we find these in.
wow, just wow
QUOTE(lordvader129 @ Apr 5 2006, 10:44 PM)

i dont know man, that huge freaking cat just came out of nowhere while i was backing down the driveway, what i couldnt understand is why it had contruction-orange spray paint on it

I know it is a burn against me, but it is still pretty funny. I am man enough to take it.
Thread Here
finnaly, someone who doesnt throw a hissy-fit after getting burned. Does this make x-s history??
I made this topic a while ago and thought it was really funny, and so did a bunch of other people.
My 360 Preorder Story
(Oh, and I know quoting yourself=not cool)
i like how that one guy thought you were serious
i thought this thread was funny
QUOTE(DarkSpartan666 @ Apr 16 2006, 02:00 PM)

Does anybody know if there is really modchips for the xbox 360
right now?
if you do tell me cause i want to mod my 360 really bad

from here
QUOTE(dmanjohn @ Apr 16 2006, 08:53 PM)

not a good easter becuasae on my way home i took the back roads and hit a bunny i think i ruined easter

I just started laughing!
But its sad.
QUOTE(barney316 @ Apr 17 2006, 05:28 PM)

My little brother is sending me the game discs i own ripped as .iso files to play on my roommates newly modded xbox.
LOL, that's original.
never thought of the internet as "my little brother"
QUOTE
Is there some kind of mod that will allow me to play PS2, PSX, and any old XBOX games on my 360?
And I'm still laughing
....
QUOTE
i dont have internet or a pc....but i got a 360 and xbl....lol....
well, they wont know wtf there running, and you prolly wont be able to download and run files...
link: http://forums.xbox-s...7
Also, read a little farther down. All I'm going to say is PIRATE x1000
QUOTE(Wolves @ Apr 22 2006, 02:59 AM)

link:
http://forums.xbox-s...7Also, read a little farther down. All I'm going to say is PIRATE x1000
sorry, had to remove the posts, but ill give you this much (links and serials removed)
QUOTE(FROG_DUDE @ Apr 18 2006, 08:25 PM)

u have to have the Meida center remote. hey dude you don't have to have the mc remote
dude you want mce download bitcomet here
you could get mce 2006 here
or mce 2005 here
serials codes for mce 2005:
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
What an idiot. I guess he forgot to read the rules.
QUOTE(juan_2006 @ Apr 14 2006, 01:05 PM)

I watched the ring 1 when i was 10 at a friends birthday party it scared me to hell. I couldt even go to the washroom alone..lol Now that im 14 nothing scares me much.
http://forums.xbox-s...ost&pid=3356746
The very next post is funny too.
QUOTE(halo_fan_4eva)
some ppl just wanna act like dicks
QUOTE(h34d5h0tz)
you better not be aiming that at me.
QUOTE(flood_killer)
Oh! and im trying to make it a graphic mellow.gif
did he actually want people to rate his copy and pasted sig?
yeah... sad..
@CATTY: halo fan 4eva and flood killer are brother and sister, in case you didnt know... and i think that makes it just a tiny bit funnier...
QUOTE(gcskate27 @ Apr 24 2006, 09:45 PM)

@CATTY: halo fan 4eva and flood killer are brother and sister, in case you didnt know... and i think that makes it just a tiny bit funnier...
Yes it does
.
QUOTE(puckSR @ Apr 9 2006, 03:08 AM)

Im glad Im not jha'dhur's barber.....
it must be hard to cut someone's hair when their head is shoved so far up their own ass...

Link
QUOTE(triggernum5 @ Apr 29 2006, 08:01 AM)

You don't get an answer because you need to learn that nobody wants to open your post to determine what your idiotic problem is.. Maybe next time you'll have a little more common sense and make your needs evident in the subject line..
this one made me laugh
LINK
QUOTE(meononewheel @ Apr 30 2006, 11:46 AM)

can u still play xbox games
(asking before he buys an x3 chip)
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=509361
who says HSD doesnt have a sense of humor?
http://forums.xbox-s...dpost&p=3389844
One of the funniest things here is how mods and admin close threads!
^^^
Like this:
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=510469
QUOTE(throwingks @ May 5 2006, 12:25 PM)

hey, it was 1 in the morning, i was tired
QUOTE(metaldevil @ Nov 25 2006, 10:02 PM)

A real winner:
QUOTE
is there anyway to get easy gamerpoints like hacks or programs ect. with out playing the games?
QUOTE
its only because i cant be bothered playing loads of games to get gamerpoints!!!!
QUOTE(Chancer @ Nov 15 2006, 03:37 AM)

Don't bother.
Don't remake this either.
Cheating to get achievements is similar to shoving a pair of socks down the front of your pants to impress your girlfriend. It may make you look good on the outside but won't be too impressive when you have to demonstrate for real what you can do.
Lol.
I thought that comment Chancer made fit it perfectly.
QUOTE(Elenter @ Dec 1 2006, 08:08 PM)

Do you NEED Qwix to burn an XBOX ISO for it to successfully work?
I used Nero,Dvd decrypter for most of them.......
wow, when did QWIX become a burning app?
QUOTE(1hotjob @ Dec 2 2006, 10:59 PM)

I agree, a good cleaning and some lube does wonders
Hooray for selective reading.
QUOTE(das veirte reich @ Dec 3 2006, 05:05 PM)

What's the username and password for ftp on xbox 360?
QUOTE(brokenb0x @ Dec 5 2006, 06:24 PM)

ok im new to all of this xbox stuff and this is my first post so try to take it easy on me if you can i know i am a n00b so i have a few questions for anyone expirenced in this my first question is..whats the difference between a soldered CHIP and a solderless is one more reliable and why??? also my box was mabe on 9-27-2006 so i believe it has the Rom version 78fk if i buy either the Xenium Gold or the Xecuter 3 CE will this work or do i have to go through the long process of flashing it myself???
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=568975
QUOTE
ok im new to all of this xbox stuff and this is my first post so try to take it easy on me if you can i know i am a n00b so i have a few questions for anyone expirenced in this my first question is..whats the difference between a soldered CHIP and a solderless is one more reliable and why??? also my box was mabe on 9-27-2006 so i believe it has the Rom version 78fk if i buy either the Xenium Gold or the Xecuter 3 CE will this work or do i have to go through the long process of flashing it myself???
brain....slowly....liquifying....help
how can anyone person be so oblivious to the facts that he posted HIMSELF!!!!
just goes to show you that many people cant be trusted with anything owing to the fact that most of them have a lower iq than a glass of water
a particularly stupid glass of water i might add
QUOTE(odgaf @ Dec 7 2006, 03:48 PM)

ive been a member since november 02 and was the five thousounth 100 hundred and something member to join
do i get a prize cos im getting quite old now
oh btw its been a pleasure watching the site grow to what it is today
was a ramshackle hut in the good old days and it only had about 5 sections and a few hundred posts
its an encyclopedia now
i do accept checks and have paypal
comedy, pure comedy
QUOTE(ElmoBro23 @ Dec 10 2006, 01:10 PM)

hey everyone, theres a new way to mod your xbox without getting caught. go to this website and download the file. After you finish modding your xbox (soft or hard modding doesnt matter) transfer the file into your xbox's root folder and run it on the dashboard. Restart the console. Xbox live will interpret your bios as being completely legit and you should be able to get away withit for a few months. It works great. oh and you shoould try running it on your computer first just to see if it works. heres the file -ENJOY!!!!!
Note: the link was to an .EXE file that you "try" on your PC, then RUN from your dash board (the .exe) LOL.
QUOTE(metaldevil @ Dec 12 2006, 06:05 PM)

Another forum archetype:
The Person That Resorts to Using Insults When Losing An Argument
This is the person that is losing an argument then, when all hope is lost, lashes out using racist remarks, insults that involve the use of the word "retard," or claims one's "opponent" is homosexual.
Side thought: One has to wonder what homosexuals insult each other with. I seriously doubt they turn to each other and say, "Dude, you're so straight it's not even funny. If you were any straighter, you'd be having intercourse with the opposite sex."
QUOTE(sdtke212 @ Dec 13 2006, 07:07 PM)

Working Thomson DVD Drive - $45
QUOTE
s0ny86: hey
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I've been wanting to talk to you.;
s0ny86: why?
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: What the hell is up w/ that ps2?
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I replaced Power Supply and it didnt work.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Dvd Rom is broken.
s0ny86: new power
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: NEW.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Absolutely NEW.
s0ny86: dvd rom is not broken
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: It fell apart.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: And, all the screws are gone/
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: WTF?
s0ny86: it not broken
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I thought the only thing wrong w/ it was the ps.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: But I fixed that and It wouldnt work.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Ill keep it, but I want a much better price.
s0ny86: can u turn on??
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Plus, what the hell is going on with those other dudes, that said you ripped off?
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: No.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Not even.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Its dead, and the mobo smells of static.
s0ny86: ??
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Motherboard on PS2, smells of death.
s0ny86: ??
s0ny86: what
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: The Motherbaord has been fried.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: which = why it wont turn on.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: MOBO = 80 - 90
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I paid you like how much?
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: 30.00?
s0ny86: it can turn on
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: No it cant.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Don't worry I aint gonna return it.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I paid you for the case only.
s0ny86: return it
s0ny86: i need it
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I gutted it, all the parts are gone.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Thrown away.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: I needed the case, and the fan
s0ny86: to build a supercomputer
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: The rest is garbage.
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: You cannot build a supercomputer out of a ps2.
s0ny86: yes u can
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: not the same architecture as pc.
s0ny86: it was on tv
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Sure.
s0ny86: tech tv
VIDEOGAMEBUYER14: Ok.
s0ny86: i need cpu
s0ny86: of ps2
Grabbed from http://forums.xbox-s...o...74426&st=15
QUOTE
Up for sale is a 360 core system.
I kinda Cut up the bottom piece of the case...
QUOTE
turtles can breathe through their butts
QUOTE(vide0bug13 @ Dec 20 2006, 07:37 PM)

great... now we need ass mints

i wonder if trebor will start to make suppositries
QUOTE(Arjun @ Dec 18 2006, 12:31 AM)

What douche bag put this up on Digg?
QUOTE(mcatrage @ Dec 18 2006, 01:37 AM)

guess I'm the douche bag.
QUOTE(careythibodeau @ Jan 3 2007, 02:54 PM)

hey i have EVERYTHING INSTALLED nessesary for accessing my unmodded xbox's files. but FTP cant connect, do i need to set some sort of static ip address on my xbox or how the fricken heck do i do this, please help!
I WANT TO SOFT MOD MY XBOX RETARD!
it was very funny from newbie chat
Hahhaa... I'm crying "pimp your mom" LOL!!!
QUOTE(C o s m o @ Jan 4 2007, 12:41 PM)

WOW!
This is fantastic. What will win-out...dual format media or dual format player (Announced by LG)?
QUOTE(twistedsymphony @ Jan 5 2007, 07:49 AM)

I want to know what happens when you put a dual format disc in a dual format player

QUOTE
Everything I say is an instant quote.
dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
QUOTE(VampX @ Jan 8 2007, 02:29 PM)

Man, that's old.
Still funny though.
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Jan 15 2007, 02:13 PM)

QUOTE(vide0bug13 @ Jan 15 2007, 12:31 PM)

pepsi should be thankful to coke, a long time ago coke could of bought pepsi and stopped them then and there.
coke is wayyyy better.
i could make something that tastes bett3r than pepsi in my toilet with windex and axe body spray

Sir im going to have to ask you to remove that recipe for Pepsi Blue immediately.
QUOTE(gallie @ Jan 22 2007, 03:57 AM)

I really know the 360 gets quite hot, because I use it to warm my Feet when they get cold.
QUOTE
grim_d Posted Today, 05:23 PM
(gallie @ Jan 22 2007, 03:57 AM) *
I really know the 360 gets quite hot, because I use it to warm my Feet when they get cold.
my quote thingy wont work
QUOTE(spanky80 @ Jan 26 2007, 09:32 PM)

I don't want to see nudity or sexual scenes ...........
Thanks,
Spanky
With a name like that, you'd think he'd be all over that....
QUOTE(kmcke25 @ Jan 27 2007, 04:00 PM)

is it possible to play copied games wirelessly using a virtual drive from you pc to xbox360?
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=582310
Stop the train. I believe this is where I jump off...
^^was just about to post that
wow...
Yeah, but it got better...
Evox forum.
QUOTE
although I do appreciate your concern, perhaps you should forward your attention to people like the spammer that made an idiotic reply in my post. he did not help me, he only got me in trouble.
^^^^ From a PM sent to me, trying to explain his intent
you're on a roll Xombe LOL
I sent him a PM that if he wants to complain he PM a HEAD MOD "like the spammer that made an idiotic reply in his post" or Post (when allowed) in the Complaint section LOL
Didn't help that he failed to remember I was the one who warned and closed his *first* H2 modding post.
That's rich, though. Thanks for sharing.
QUOTE(Raging Walrus @ Feb 2 2007, 12:25 AM)

Is there any way that I can play games that are NOT online on Xbox Live? Like something related to XBConnect, except that you can play any game online?
Yes, but it requires an awful lot of tinfoil for the antenna...
QUOTE
i already have a modded xbox with a hard drive and everything but the way i would always get games is by downloading them onto my computer and transfering onto the xbox. is there a way to rent a game and copy it to the xbox?
QUOTE(StrictPuppet @ Feb 9 2007, 09:15 PM)

No. Flashing the drive only allows playing backups of originals that normally work in the 360. It doesn't allow wrong region games, non bc titles, perform magic tricks, cook you meals or hand out cash like an atm.
LOL
QUOTE(oO S3V3N Oo @ Jan 15 2007, 08:25 PM)

Sorry didnt mean to post in wrong spot..
Well a buddy of mine just went to Iraq and he said they have boxes there they call the "jihad 360" it will allow you to put a game it, it burns the game to the HDD, and you dont need the cd anymore (much like you could on the old xbox) ..
and whats with all these mod chips what do they do, whats the best for what?
thanks!
Newbness at it's best.
QUOTE(Legendary Badass @ Feb 20 2007, 01:02 PM)

No. Not possible. You can hide your achievements so that only your bulk gamerscore is shown, but your played games will still be there. This is something to think about should they ever release a Girls Gone Wild Xbox 360 game; and you hope to run for public office someday.
thought it was pretty funny and worth best of'ing
QUOTE(Vfreitas @ Dec 19 2006, 09:56 PM)

I found this pretty funny. I'm an avid BST'er, so through my surfing I came across the thread of someone selling their 360. It happened to be the same kid who's well known around here for his case mod fuck up,
the Halo "3" cut backwards.
Does anyone have a picture of this? they are broken for me.
the renaming EXE to XBE or whatever thread is in my sig under the funny one... definitely a great read
QUOTE(Rebel-Soul @ Mar 5 2007, 09:45 PM)

the renaming EXE to XBE or whatever thread is in my sig under the funny one... definitely a great read
wow.
I can't believe even back then someone would be stupid enough to believe that it would work.
sometimes I just whounder how stupid people can be when they write does funny lines =) are they thinking ornot? thats the question
QUOTE(DrPepperFan15 @ Jan 30 2007, 03:10 AM)

--Arm hair
--Xbox 360
--Mods..(possibly)
who knows... maybe it's a beastily kind-of woman do you think?
She could be the hulk in disguise and when the moon shines on her she turns into this green-machine of doom that runs linux on her 360 and bashes through the kernels as if they were digital butter! but I guess the term green-machine is a bit outdated since the 360 is now white.... unfortunately it's now turning a bit mainstreamed and modernized clean look... gah... I liked the old black n green machine better
Longest most worthless post ever!
Don't bother trying to read all his shit, the stupidity is overwhelming
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I have an old Compaq laptop that has exactly all of those things, does that mean it should play Xbox games?
ROTFL!
XXDICEONEXX = pwned!
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The original Xbox runs a CPU based on the Intel Celeron CPU
Actually, it's a coppermine Intel Pentium III with a halved L2 cache. The 128KB L2 cache is what makes people assume it's a celeron.
QUOTE(Dizzy_G @ Mar 29 2007, 11:21 AM)

She had nice jugs

Ha Ha, Just saw her name is Tina Wood, certainly gave me wood, was there some thing about an xbox 360 in that video???
QUOTE(Rebel-Soul @ Mar 5 2007, 10:45 PM)

the renaming EXE to XBE or whatever thread is in my sig under the funny one... definitely a great read
we have another winner
QUOTE(Neo0311 @ Apr 3 2007, 10:16 PM)

Kay So i'm Moving a pc program over to ym Xbox, And i'm wondering byond chaing the .exe to a .xbe what else do i have to do to the program?
"hey everyone has anyone ever used .xbe files?"
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According to Matsuura, "With Xbox, the problem is not the size of the hardware but of the AC adapter."
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My friend has a modded 360 that got the dreaded 3 rings of death a week ago. I read a post on here about putting it in the oven to reflow the solder connections and figured why not give it a shot as he was just going to toss it out anyways. I removed the motherboard from the case and cooked it in the oven and low and behold it has been working for him the last 3 days. I'm still just completely shocked that it worked. It did however melt the little blue eject button for the DVD drive in the process so he has to eject it with a toothpick but hey it works.
Link to the quote
This one comes out of the depths of hell not visible to the regular membership, but I thought it was worthy of this thread:
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The original guy is a complete idiot, reading the rest of the thread is torturous, but I quite liked the reply.
i had this ROTC instructor come to me once. i was talkin about modded xbox's and how you do it and all...he told me this:
"I got an xbox from someone. It has the X-tender case on it, two dvd drives, and two hard drives. I have some xbox360 games that i play on it sometimes. Both DVD drives are Samsungs, but only the one on the left will play the 360 games. so i play them there, and then i select the second hdd from unleashx, reboot, and put in my xbox1 game on the right, and play it. And no, you cant put emulators on an xbox. its not a computer. only computers can play emulators."
I brought the xbox in, booted it, loaded snexbox, and he was silent as a banned member.
QUOTE(mikelspencr @ May 25 2007, 02:27 PM)

"...I have some xbox360 games that i play on it sometimes..."
Ever find out how he supposedly did that?
Heh. Even military instructors don't know everything. 
QUOTE(mikelspencr @ May 25 2007, 12:27 PM)

i had this ROTC instructor come to me once. i was talkin about modded xbox's and how you do it and all...he told me this:
"I got an xbox from someone. It has the X-tender case on it, two dvd drives, and two hard drives. I have some xbox360 games that i play on it sometimes. Both DVD drives are Samsungs, but only the one on the left will play the 360 games. so i play them there, and then i select the second hdd from unleashx, reboot, and put in my xbox1 game on the right, and play it. And no, you cant put emulators on an xbox. its not a computer. only computers can play emulators."
I brought the xbox in, booted it, loaded snexbox, and he was silent as a banned member.
Did you remind him he was a moron?
Is it cheating pulling stuff the newbie forum?
QUOTE(PTH @ May 31 2007, 01:12 PM)

not sure how to explain this but i want to put linux on my 360, but be able to play 360 games in a window like you would on a PC, sort of like a emulator. is this possible or even with linux on can you only run the games in locked-down, fullscreen mode? simply put i need to hook dll's so i can modify my game and be able to access my programs console while the game is running, hence why i need it to be windowed or at least a way to switch back and forth without shutting either down.
running a 360 instance inside of linux, on the 360 itself doesn't sound like something a regular noob would ask, nore pertaining to dll hooking and modifying.
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=606075
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There are too many specs - and you also need a high-definition TV, a broadband connection and a deep knowledge of gaming - these consoles are mismatched to today's environment. In a year or two years they will fare better."
He is a noob, yet a CEO of Square Enix,
Source: http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?sho...id=4023653&
QUOTE(mikelspencr @ May 25 2007 @ 12:27 PM)
And no, you cant put emulators on an xbox. its not a computer. only computers can play emulators."
Dayum, you should see my Xbox Sonny Boy!
QUOTE(damam @ May 29 2007, 03:48 PM)

so what you are saying is that the enviromentalist planned to starve out the mexicans all along.
hahahahahhahaha
QUOTE(StrictPuppet @ Jun 26 2007, 09:05 AM)

How much you asking for your Granny? I may be interested.
QUOTE(grim_d @ Jun 26 2007, 09:14 AM)

£1
one time offer, don't miss out.
i think ive found my calling
hahaha excellent, which topic was that from
^
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=609760
QUOTE(meimeimei @ Jun 28 2007, 09:35 PM)

I have a soft-mode XBOX and want to change to large hard disk.
I burned StaYer's Evox Auto-installer V2.7 into a DVD-R disk, and tried to boot the XBOX - it works, so the bootable DVD disk should be ok.
But when I replaced the original hard disk with the large hard disk, XBOX can not boot from the bootable DVD disk, with green/red lights toggling, and error code 14.
Why? Any Help?
QUOTE(meimeimei @ Jun 28 2007, 11:18 PM)

Thanks, I know the reason now, and why "soft-mod is not supported" is written in the user menu.
http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?act...=0#entry4066850
QUOTE(mOs_cOww @ Jul 30 2007, 09:26 AM)

Hey
I got my x360 flased so i can play backup games, and i am trying to install a new dashboard(avalaunch), but i think i need to upgrade my BIOS, an i dont know how. I know how to do it if you have a modchip, but i dont, so im stumped. I made an ISO of avalaunch, but when i put it in my machine, it gives me an error and says that its an xbox 1 game, and i need an update. Im presuming flashing my bios to a late version would help?
Im really stuck and any help would be hecticly appreciated, coz i really want that new dashboard. (IMG:
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Wow, just wow. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Aug 15 2007, 06:59 AM)

wow. what a shit video. i'm glad im straight.
QUOTE(StrictPuppet @ Aug 16 2007, 01:26 AM)

What was all that one in a million talk?
QUOTE(evilzx2 @ Sep 18 2007, 06:46 PM)

...... ive got a computer networking degree and im pretty tech savvy. but i can not get this to work for some reason........
QUOTE(evilzx2 @ Sep 18 2007, 07:21 PM)

.........i cant find my patchcable to hook it up directly to my laptop. ......
im just going to have to go get a patch cable and give it another shot tomorrow.....
Irony, or bullshit....... you be the judge.
Retards never cease to amaze me. Here's one from PM land:
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Xbox-scene does not support piracy. As such, your thread has been removed and you will not be permitted to post again for 3 days. Please read the site rules as well as the b/s/t rules before making another post.
what did i pirate? i dont remember saying anything about piracy. is this about the game on the HD? my friends lend me games and i copy a lot of them. i dont believe that is piracy. adn i use them for personal use not redistrobution. i think i should at least be able to see the replies i got on the thread i posted. is there a way to see?
QUOTE(deadparrot @ Nov 3 2007, 03:36 AM)

Do not take any advice given on these boards. Go and see a lawyer.
Is that like saying, "I am sorry, but I refuse to apologize"?
I'm exempt from my own words
http://forums.xbox-s...p;#entry4152193
Just read the thread 
When you see it, you'll know.
QUOTE(DoomMaster @ Nov 14 2007, 10:21 PM)

An XBOX is actually black. It only turns dark green when you sand it.
If you have never heard of color theory, then you are the dumb person, not me. If you take a few art classes, you will learn about color theory.
I am not trying to impress anyone. And what makes you think that I will never meet any of you? I had some guy talk shit to me before in a public forum. I found out where he lived, drove up there, kicked his front door in, then beat the shit out of his stupid, big-mouth ass, and drove back home.
LOL funny stuff, hes talking to ubernewb by the way.
^ Not to mention he thinks hot glue is challenging...
That guy is off to a good start here...For some reason I remember him saying his custom xboxs sell for around 1000 bucks on ebay.
yeah.. he is quite a guy. 
what made me damn near piss myself is the fact that this guy is like 50 or something.. his profile info lists his website, where i found a picture that made me giggle like a school girl..

that's him in '82.. that's damn near 26 years ago. i doubt 75% of the members here were alive then.. lol.. the idea of that guy trying to do anything to me (5'11" , 220lbs, built like a tank) was so retarded i refused to take it seriously.
What does that pic and this video have in common?
http://forums.ninten...hp?topic=1030.0
DoomMaster could very well be SICKdimension's alter ego.
Im 6'2 @ 265 pounds of muscle.
Nice pic though it had me laughing.
Commodore64 FTW
This post has been edited by garver: Nov 16 2007, 05:42 PM
QUOTE(throwingks @ Nov 16 2007, 06:45 AM)

What does that pic and this video have in common?
http://forums.ninten...hp?topic=1030.0DoomMaster could very well be SICKdimension's alter ego.

oh snap... time to put my e-thug boots on and go after sick..

QUOTE(kevinsku11_666 @ Nov 19 2007, 12:51 AM)

Don't take this as a homo thing, but I just got REAL HARD!! (IMG:
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From the Xbox Mini thread....
QUOTE(santa09 @ Nov 21 2007, 04:23 AM)

OK so bans have started. It has to be with the disk. It cant be firmware. Its impossible to detect firmware. The only way to do it is by disk. So really what is different when a backup is read from an original?
Edit
Ok so i guess they are detecting firmware.
QUOTE(heinrich @ Nov 23 2007, 12:14 PM)

Well if you're afraid to knock her up... I'll do it

QUOTE(SteelBallz @ Dec 5 2007, 08:37 AM)

Wow, so all of you guys updated without the c4eva posting the new Live Log....
Do you guys know something that I don't?
Has he confirmed that it is safe?
Anyone else see the irony in his username?
QUOTE(ScottD1t @ Dec 6 2007, 05:24 PM)

Guys, I just wanted to warn everyone (especially newbies) that www.everything4360.com is a TOTAL SCAM. They charge $35 and claim to allow game downloads directly through the site, and no through a third party. Inside the site, they just give you links to torrents that you can get off any torrent site. They offer a 60 day refund for any reason, but they refused to pay me until my credit card company went after them and got my money back.
that was today. how stupid are some people?
This post has been edited by o The Drizzle o: Dec 7 2007, 06:02 AM
QUOTE(xboxbox451 @ Mar 16 2008, 07:48 PM)

Good God, do all .tk domains now have that hideous banner atop? Check your domains CP to see if you can turn that off, it basically screams, "Im too broke to afford a real domain", though, from what I remember, .tk is like the domain ghetto.
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I am not an expert but I don't think that masking tape works as a very good heatsink replacement. I think you should go for either electrical or duct as it has better cooling.
From http://forums.xbox-s...&...t&p=4239879
The reason for him saying that is because the guy that has the WIP covered the CPU and GPU with masking tape to protect them from sctratchs while the heatsinks were off
QUOTE(curiouscreature @ Apr 18 2008, 04:50 PM)

i wanted to know what the reccomended way of getting windows vista on my xbox 360...
do i just install in from the vista disk?....
advise please..
QUOTE(thepwnage @ Apr 26 2008, 05:11 PM)

Last thing...idk...are you sure you have the fan shroud on the right way?
Lol.... need i say more
QUOTE(genocidex @ Apr 28 2008, 06:28 PM)

how do i tell wat moddel these are im pritty electronics saby (i work making circuts for things like missles and xray machine) but im not at all xbox saby o im pritty stupid
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QUOTE(punktilend @ Feb 22 2008, 10:21 AM) *
Really? just thought that it would be there for a ground? but if not its just a piece of crap that does get in the way.
Naw, that's not for grounding, that's for heat dissipation.
Overall, I like what I see, nice work.
heres the topic, read what everyone said Click Me
QUOTE(tlamb @ May 8 2008, 08:01 AM)

sorry infamous ob, but you got the $h1t beat out of you here
they are talking about the shielding in a xbox...
heres the topic, read what everyone said
Click Me Thats not too bad. Easy mistake to make and the 360 even uses its RF shield to dissipate some of the heat from the ram chips under the mobo so to think the original Xbox was similar isn't all that far fetched. I'm more concerned about the guy who thinks his Xbox 1 CPU is some sort of nuclear reactor!
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it was always my understanding that the reason the shielding was put in by M$ at all was that there were laws about the legal limit of radiation output (by the CPU i think?). i believe the xbox puts out just enough to go over the limit. they most likely put it in there because it was cheaper than messing with the radiation output.
I know what he meant and he corrects himself later in the thread but it still made me laugh.
WOw, I read through page 6 and I rememberd EVERY single one that was posted. Man I'm getting old and have been on this forum for a long time. lol
QUOTE(sk8phreak88 @ Aug 1 2008, 07:09 PM)

WOw, I read through page 6 and I rememberd EVERY single one that was posted. Man I'm getting old and have been on this forum for a long time. lol
me too.
the guy who stuck his whole xbox in the freezer to get the jewel off was the funniest shit i ever read on this forum. LOL.
it still makes me giggle...
http://forums.xbox-s...howtopic=664001
QUOTE(hamwbone @ Nov 3 2008, 04:56 PM)

/facepalm
This was the actual title from a spammer post that was deleted:
Spammer Give Away Of One Month- Aimersoft Free Mp4 Converter
I thought it was pretty funny.
QUOTE(chorizo1 @ Apr 6 2009, 08:22 PM)

sure. let me guess these are games you are stealing from the internet, and NOT buying right?
QUOTE(porto blue @ Apr 7 2009, 06:11 AM)

Yes.
But I copied the games in iso format to E:/Games/ using ftp, and evolutionX and xbmc don't detect them!
What should i do?
wow I wouldnt even call that baiting, instant classic
Lmfao, I remember some of these. Great share.