Post by: ExpertSpoon on September 14, 2005, 07:27:00 AM
"Yeah, I put mine in my anus," said Steven.
"Really now," I replied.
"Nice and warm," stated Steven.
This conversation was starting to get wierd, so I decided to take it the full 9 yards. "What if you want your water cold?"
"Buy underwear with a cooller."
"Doesn't sound very comfortable."
"Make them man panties."
"Well, either way, my cock would shrivel up from the cold."
"Make them crotchless."
"Eww, what if I wanted a beer? How would I open it on the fly?"
"Cock-Can Opener (patent pending)."
"So, let me get this straight. You want Refrigerated Crotchless Manties and a can opener for a penis?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of experience do you have with opening bottles with your crotch?"
"...*smiles and winks*"
"I want your crotch."
Post by: blagmaster on September 14, 2005, 08:28:00 AM
Post by: jaroc on September 14, 2005, 02:45:00 PM
(not that there's anything wrong with it)
Post by: mastersloth on September 14, 2005, 02:49:00 PM
that was random
Post by: thewickedjester on September 14, 2005, 07:36:00 PM
QUOTE(jaroc @ Sep 14 2005, 04:56 PM)
Have you ever considered you're both homosexual?
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Post by: LANDON14 on September 14, 2005, 08:07:00 PM
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Post by: Moleman on September 15, 2005, 07:27:00 PM
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Title: Refrigerated Crotchless Man-panties
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on September 15, 2005, 08:11:00 PM
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WTF
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Post by: blagmaster on September 18, 2005, 02:10:00 PM
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Oh, forgot to say. It wasn't funny.
Post by: LANDON14 on September 14, 2005, 08:07:00 PM
Post by: Moleman on September 15, 2005, 07:27:00 PM
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on September 15, 2005, 08:11:00 PM
Post by: blagmaster on September 18, 2005, 02:10:00 PM