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Title: Makes No Sense
Post by: yaazz on January 29, 2005, 10:39:00 PM
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Daniel - At andrews says:
GLAMMMA SNOCKKKA TOOGLEEEZ
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
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Daniel - At andrews says:
AND A PARTRDAGE EATING YOUR MAGIC HAMMER
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
i wish i had a magic hammer *sigh* then i would be really cool
Daniel - At andrews says:
SOO DAmmmEDDD COOL THAT YOU ARE LOOK AT SELF AND SCREAM OUT BALOGNA!
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
yeah man i have only done that one other time and that was cause i like owned an old person
Daniel - At andrews says:
AND TEH OLD MAN OR WOOMEN WAS LIKE HELLO DYLAN WOUOLD YOU LIKE A SMALL HEAP OF PICKELD CABBAGES
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
and i was all like DUBYA TEA EFF and then dylan bell had to choke a bitch adn own them some more with a cane
Daniel - At andrews says:
BECAUSE CANES ARE SO DAMNED MADE FOR All DEEM DYLAN BEELS IN TEH HOODS WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING ALL OF YOUR HALUCIONASHIN MEDDXINZ THEN ATE YOUR FACE BECAUSE MUNCHIES YOUR FACE
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
frigen right man i am from teh hood i am the fresh prince of K Dot nomesaying.  I go thuggin around with my cane i theift from the old bastard and yeah i ate my face somehow and i am now black
Daniel - At andrews says:
if you were really black, then how many times Has Micheal jackson went into the local post office, and asked for a chicked mcpostit with a side of freindlyness?
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
5 i have heard of i only seen him there twice with his thugs
Daniel - At andrews? says:
by thugs I assume you mean that time that you were walking down the irridecents highway of small pieces of buckwheat, when all of the sudden, a large mammoth flew past you on a cloud of locusts?
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
In Soviet Union you fly mammoth
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
and yes that is excalty what i mean jeez can't you readxors
Daniel - At andrews? says:
no i cannot readxors, I left my ability, to communicate with such an intricate piece of literature, at the local steadmans, while I was on a happy romp to dylan bells fabled mansion filled with the ghosts of many young celebrities, including machauly caulkin
Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
*sigh* steadmans was the shit i earned all my moneyxors there to buy my mansion twas a great little spot.  Yea i need Scooby Doo to come down to the ol mansion occasionly to rid it of those ghoulies
Daniel - At andrews? says:
I heard about this factoid of knowledge, in fact, I heard it straight from the , speak hole, of none other, thans the well known celebrity, of dr drewvolski, who is not only, a world, class, scienteist, but alos one of worlds great makesr of fine shoelaces of supirior quality to the shoelaces of a regualr shopkeep, for drewvolski depends on the manny he get from sale of shoelaces to kill squirrels

*dylan then goes offline for several minutes

Dylan..."We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."-- Chris Rock says:
HOLY SHIT that fine peice of literature owned my computer


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love.gif  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia  ya bedford gets hear tommarow says:
hey fucker
Daniel - At andrews? says:
YO0ooo)0Z wh@7 I15 UpKl1nH0nnnnnnnnn MAY3T
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia  ya bedford gets hear tommarow says:
wat
Daniel - At andrews? says:
I wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuld EXMPLAIIIINE TO YOUUUR FACE BUT IF I DiodD THEE DEED OF EXp:LaINE TO yooo ThEN Who WOuld MIlk THe LizarsD?
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia  ya bedford gets hear tommarow says:
wat ever
Daniel - At andrews? says:
OR ARE YOUI CORRECT in TEH StaTEMent Of YonDRE? or HAth Ye CokmmitED the GreeeAt Act Of RIverDaNCE???
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia  ya bedford gets hear tommarow says:
fuck off
Daniel - At andrews? says:
ButIDDFFF I wreEE To Fuck the OFff WOuld She spit OR SwallOW?
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia  ya bedford gets hear tommarow says:
shut up u stupid faget
Daniel - At andrews? says:
Or Anre YOUIIIIIIUUUUUU!!!1!1!!!ones O!!!!eleven!@!!une!!! THREEEE the one Who Are filled WIt h the Shame Of Rainbpws in the darkness?
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia ya we r in the finals says:
fuck off and sgtop talking jiberish
Daniel - At andrews? says:
HoeEEWWWW ManyEEE Timesas Pre Daye DOEOS I, THe person OF DanIELLLL Tell YOIU to takRight And ETA YERTRE VEGIBLEEES
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia ya we r in the finals says:
g2g ttul
Daniel - At andrews? says:
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO YOU ONE THIS DLEOGHTFUK FRUDAAYRT MORNIGN
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia ya we r in the finals says:
shut up
Daniel - At andrews? says:
OR WILL YOU BE THE FONES TO BE SHUTTING AKK THE THE UPS UINTE THE LAND OF THE BUFFALO TANKS
i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia ya we r in the finals says:
shut up
Daniel - At andrews? says:
OR WILL YOU BE THE FONES TO BE SHUTTING AKK THE THE UPS UINTE THE LAND OF THE BUFFALO TANKS

i  Alicia Webster with all my heart,  ya Alicia ya we r in the finals says:
shut the fuck up


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Daniel - At andrews? says:
HEEELSIOS To THe Frtind fIlled WIth the womand Of my Brother!!!!!
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lol
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where are yu!??
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nvm lol
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andrews
GO TO MY WEBSITE!!! www..*CENSORED*.piczo.com.:  :.BiLliEjEaN.:  :.      [LoVe YoU wILl] says:
when are yu commin home..?
Daniel - At andrews? says:
ANdrews? I eelibve that you are mistaken witrh thats assumputon bedasue I elive that wehn I read that namne \of danields being I that I read the thinga thiant is t QuesTION MARKAE
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lol ok
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so when are yu commin home?
Daniel - At andrews? says:
well yoiyu see womand of the brothet of mine I wasn going to come homne after the fall of thae king of gonnoreah, also known as heaps of SCREAMING PALATAPUSSES
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lol
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what are yu talkin about haha
Daniel - At andrews? says:
RUN FORM THE PAALTAPUSSES OF R THE YEAT YER FACES FROM YOUR FACE
GO TO MY WEBSITE!!! www..*CENSORED*.piczo.com.:  :.BiLliEjEaN.:  :.      [LoVe YoU wILl] says:
lol
GO TO MY WEBSITE!!! www..*CENSORED*.piczo.com.:  :.BiLliEjEaN.:  :.      [LoVe YoU wILl] says:
so are yu staying at andrewsfor the night?
Daniel - At andrews? says:
ARE YUO SATATY ING AT ANDREWS FOR THIE NIGHT I ASKED YOU FIRST IF IT WERE VEFOR YOURS
GO TO MY WEBSITE!!! www..*CENSORED*.piczo.com.:  :.BiLliEjEaN.:  :.      [LoVe YoU wILl] says:
what???lol
Daniel - At andrews? says:
I ASNWRERD YOU WOMAN
Daniel - At andrews? says:
STOP LOOKING AT ME I AM NOT THE ANIMAL O PNCE WAS < I KNOW AM A BUFFLEFLY LOOK AT ME SQUIRM AWAY INTO THE BATHTUB OF DREAMS
O TO MY WEBSITE!!! www..*CENSORED*.piczo.com.:  :.BiLliEjEaN.:  :.      [LoVe YoU wILl] says:
lol ok
Daniel - At andrews? says:
LOL OK INDEED BECAUS RHTE LAST TIME ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME OI WAS SO FAR INTO MY FACE THAT I AMOST PULLED MY LEG MUSCELS
Daniel - At andrews? says:
HATH YOU LOST YOUR TONGUE WHILE FISHING THROUGH THE PUDDLE OF SMALL PIECES OF ROLLED UP BREAD?


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My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
MANY HELLOS TO YOU ON THIS FINE FWATHERDED FRIDAY MY GOOD FELLOW
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
HO HO HO MY DEAR SOPHISTICATED FELLOW. JOLLY GOOD WEATHER WE ARE HAVING TONIGHT. I TRULY HOPE YOU ARE IN TIP TOP SHAPE TONIGHT OL' PAL
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
JOLLY GOOD
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
JOOLY GOOD INDEED FOR THE LAST ITIME I WAS IN SUCH WEATHER OF A PILE OF CANDLES,  I FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF LIMBURGER CHEESE, FOR IT WAS CALLTINTH OUT MY NAME AS I HID IN THE SHADOWS LURKING FOR THE LOST PICKLKE OF MIIIIIIIINE
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
WELL JOLLY GOOD FOR YOU, LAST TIME I WAS IN SUCH GOOD WEATHER I SPILLED GARBAGE JUICE ALL OVER MY GUCCI SWEATER WHILE MY RAT PUPPIES KNAWED ON MY LEGS.
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
INNDEED INDEED, I UNDERSTAND WHOLEHEARTEDLY THE PAIN THAT COMES FROM SUCH A METAPHYSICAL DEED, for I , ONCE, too, was involved with such a deed of that manner of deed
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
WELL WELL, WHAT A GRAND OBSERVATION ON WITS, FOR I TOO HAVE NOT ONLY FELT A METAPHYSICAL DEED, BUT A METAMORPHING DEED. INDEED IT WAS INDEEDLY A WONDEROUS SIGHT, BUT IT WAS STILL INDEED A PAINFUL ONE. INDEED.
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
AND I WHOLEHEARTEDLY UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF YOUR FINE DEEDS
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
INDEED!
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
InDEED INDEED MY JOOLY GOOD FELELOW< BUT IF YOU WERE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET IN A PIAR OF SPOOTTED OVERALLS MADE OF THE TAILS OF A THOUSANDS WOODCHUCKS, WOULD THE POLICE PULL YOU OVER FOR SPEEDING?
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
BUT YOU MUST ALSO ASK YOURSELF. WOULD A WOOD CHUCK STILL CHUCK WOOD IF HE FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS ON FIRE? THEN LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR AND REALLY THREW HIMSELF INTO A PANIC.
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
BUT YOU MAKE A FINE POINT
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
ahh, true are the words that you hath spoketh, but you hath forgotten to consider the implications that come with taking on thw government with a toilet brush, It can be dangerous because you forgot to wear any socks
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
TRUE TRUE MY GOOD FELLOW, BUT YOU MUST THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF RUNNING AROUND WITH A MILK CARTON ON YOUR HEAD WHILE THRUSTING A HOT LIGHT BULB EVERY WHICH WAY?
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
BUT I MUST NOW END THIS CONVERSATION
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON MY GOOD FELLOW
Fair is Foul and Foul is Crane, Suck my wang you stupid dame! says:
TA TA


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 She Was Living In A Single Apartment Room With Three Other People, 1 Was Male And The Other Two, Well They Were Female says:
 hey man
She Was Living In A Single Apartment Room With Three Other People, 1 Was Male And The Other Two, Well They Were Female says:
whats up?
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
UP IS A WORD IN WHICH I ASSUME YOU MEAN THAT I AM ASSUME ING TO THE DIRECTION, aDINF IF I WERE IRRHGTN IN ASSUMEIN G THAT YOU ARE SAASSUMUG THAT THEN HELLO HOW ARE TODAY JN THE NON HOMOSEXUAL MANNER UNLESS YOU LIKE CHEESECAKE BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
i like jello
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
I , OnCE HAD THIS FINE CUSINE KNOWN AS JELLOW, The BUBBLISOIUS TASTE OF IT ALL  WAS ENOUGH TO SEND MY TOES INTO A CALCULATING FRENZY OF TAXES
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
i hate polotics
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
george bush smells like cabbage
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
MAYBE SO <But Isf this bush was to hide in itself, would it take pictures of you in your window?
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
thatd be cool
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
because my window is on the second floor
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
thatd be 1 big god damn bush
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
ahh so it would, but if this bush were so big, would he not have his own field of gravity, and therefore suck you into the oblivion that is he?
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
that would be funny
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
a gravity mashine
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
i want 1
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
..where do i sign up?
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
 OBLIVUIOS
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
thats a game show
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
..its weird
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
or are you teh one that is the gameshow? ponder that question as you dance a jig in gfront of a party of womens rights actvists, for they will incite lines of prose that you would never hear, EVEN IN YOUR GRAVE
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
if i was a show
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
who would want to watch?
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
itd be pretty boring
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
BORING TO THJE OUTSIDe, BUT TO THEI INNER PEACE TAHT BECKONS? WOULD IT BE SO THAT I GIGGLED OUT A SONG?
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
giggle out a song?
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
i seen stoners do that
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
it goes like.. hee he he ha ha HA HA
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
but would these stones not move if you did not provoke?
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
provoke? what does this word mean
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
it means the words that beckon from within, FREE THE words, tHEN you MAY FREE YOURSELF
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
but why must i free myself , if i am already free? or is this freedem a fraud?
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
a fraud in the context that you are able to gallop through the fields of tranquility while immersed in a sea of yeti's unlike any seem before it
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
sasqautch
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
andrew
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
reddin
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
xbox
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
xcube
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
xeion
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
kneegrows!
Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
my kneegrows
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
Im glad you have learned such a valuable lesson today, may I suggest as a follow up, you spit on a rhino charging full steam at a trio of pineapples?
 Chewing On Ice Cubes Is The Shit! says:
my conclusions tell me that pineapples will taste bad
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
 inddeed they wiull, indeed


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My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
GOOD MORRWO TO THY
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
Hey
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
HOW BEITH YOU ON THIS DELIGHTFULLY JOLLY FRIDAY EVE
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
Saturday eve
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
good
vLocke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:[/B]
why?
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
eyou?
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
WELL YOU SEE, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD MINDING MY BUSSINESS THAT BELONGS TO ONLY I, AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HAD A PNDERIZATION, SO I FEEL TO THE GROUNd, ROLLED AROUND IN THE SNOW FOR HALF OF A 2 MINUTE, AND THEN FLEW AWAY TOE THE MAGICX LAND OF THE FEDERATION OF THE SYNDICATE OF THE PARTY OF THE ASCSPRICATOIN< OF THE SMALL SPOTTED LIVER PUNCHERS
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
cool
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
how did that go for you?
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
IT went so that when I tried to hitchhike back to this millenium, I ratted out three pigs who were cheating on a flowerpot filled with inciteful parrots
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
sounds like fun
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
how come you never called me?
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
called you the master of all of the unlocking within your SOUUUUUUl
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
oh
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
to the maximum calibur extended to my by a court of laamas
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
ah, the wise laams
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
*laamas
My knife, its sharp and chrome, come see, inside my bones says:
INDEED THEY ARE, OFR THE LAAMAS TAOUGHT US SUCH TEACHING AS THE ONES TAUGHT BY THEY
Locke Cole, Treasure Hunter(Restless)(Party in 8 days)http://www.nomorelyr...65851.html(Stop avoiding me!) says:
Aye

Title: Makes No Sense
Post by: amicold on January 30, 2005, 12:47:00 AM
I told you that shit fucks with your head.
Title: Makes No Sense
Post by: yaazz on February 07, 2005, 06:23:00 PM
you fuck with your head