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Title: What Made America Great
Post by: moistness on June 11, 2004, 12:32:00 AM

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on June 13, 2004, 08:10:00 PM

Haha..... Pickles.

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: egdinger on June 13, 2004, 10:01:00 PM

Lol, but serisouly what the heck. I think they need more monkeys on those typewriters.

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: moistness on June 14, 2004, 02:42:00 AM

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: 67thRaptorBull on June 14, 2004, 02:33:00 PM

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: egdinger on June 14, 2004, 07:33:00 PM

mater tavrat a5 gefn The story was received with many doubtful looks and much grave shaking of heads, as was quite natural under the circumstances
I hope, my dear son, said the father, that you have now passed through enough dangers to last you a lifetime, so that hereafter you will be contented to remain at home
Is Billina a girl? No; she's a yellow hen, and a great friend of mine

Thats the only one I got. no the best. Heck my spam is mostly HOT MOMS! MILF!!!! I don' tknow how the decided to send that to me its so disgusting. This board needs a barfing smilies.

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: sk8ermike6789 on June 16, 2004, 03:48:00 PM

QUOTE (egdinger @ Jun 14 2004, 08:33 PM)

mater tavrat a5 gefn The story was received with many doubtful looks and much grave shaking of heads, as was quite natural under the circumstances I hope, my dear son, said the father, that you have now passed through enough dangers to last you a lifetime, so that hereafter you will be contented to remain at home Is Billina a girl? No; she's a yellow hen, and a great friend of mine Thats the only one I got. no the best. Heck my spam is mostly HOT MOMS! MILF!!!! I don' tknow how the decided to send that to me its so disgusting. This board needs a barfing smilies.

= pre-barfing smiley

Title: What Made America Great
Post by: skeen on July 07, 2004, 11:44:00 AM

Here's another strange one I just got.  I can relate because I hate my fucking eggplant!

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Title: What Made America Great
Post by: darth_jarret on July 08, 2004, 03:16:00 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Title: What Made America Great
Post by: skeen on July 12, 2004, 01:45:00 PM

Here's another "what made America great" one I just got. I like the line towards the end, it sounds Dr. Seus-ish. "bubble for bottle of beer bounce pocket near."

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