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Title: Funniest Story
Post by: robstar on May 24, 2004, 08:01:00 PM
I was reading throught the froms and came across something really funny?
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nah this aint the best. the best was way back when i first joined. we had a kid i cant remeber his name ... i think it was matrixman .... he was having trouble installing a matrix and then after 4 or 5 dead boxes finally got it working then started flaming noobs as he called em. then he attempted to get everyone back on his side by making a "tutorial" to cut open the side of your case so you could turn off your matrix with a straw or a stick as he put it. then he tried to be a mod, then we shunned him, then he flamed, then they kicked him. all in a 1month span what a show

Thanks "Zer04evr"


If you have a funny story and want to share it with everybody else on the scene please do so.

P.S.
It has to have something to do with the Xbox.

Thanks Robstar  beerchug.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: robstar on May 25, 2004, 11:30:00 AM
Ok i'm still reading throught the from and found another funny story. This dude name xorcist1 is mad at craxtion just read for yourself.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: scotchtape on May 25, 2004, 03:11:00 PM
this one time i bought a snail for 4.99$can  and it died the next day.  i think this was i funny storie i got from my....well no were actually i just made it um ok lol bye
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Softco Industries on May 25, 2004, 04:43:00 PM
Scotch, I fully support your Sig virus, and will comply.  Check my sig for funny piss. Wait, its gone, lolz.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: scotchtape on May 26, 2004, 04:01:00 AM
whooo i knew it would catch on
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: yaazz on May 27, 2004, 01:52:00 PM
"If I change the ps2 executable to XBE can I play ps2 games on my xbox?"
"why do people only talk about xbox on here?"
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Rylinkus on May 27, 2004, 02:05:00 PM
I think my favorite was the 4-5 page thread by the guy asking if you could emulate PS2 games on the xbox. Then once he was told no he started claiming he could do it.

There's been a few posts about people swapping the Xbox CPU with other celerons and such.

The guy who claimed he could run XP on his xbox was pretty funny.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: muggs on May 27, 2004, 07:44:00 PM
QUOTE (dewmonger @ May 27 2004, 06:18 PM)
The guy who claimed he dropped butter on his motherboard then put his motherboard in the microwave to degrease it was pretty funny.

I liked that one too.


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Title: Funniest Story
Post by: AnThRaX on May 27, 2004, 11:26:00 PM
I liked the one where the guy was saying can I put a default.xbe in a ps2 game then it will run.... I think the game he was refeering to was SSX TRICKY
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: deathx88 on May 29, 2004, 10:43:00 AM
QUOTE (dewmonger @ May 27 2004, 11:18 PM)
The guy who claimed he dropped butter on his motherboard then put his motherboard in the microwave to degrease it was pretty funny.

 rotfl.gif

what a dumbass  rotfl.gif

first of all how did he get butter on his motherboard
second, why the fuck would he put a motherboard in the microwave
rotfl.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Rylinkus on May 29, 2004, 11:41:00 AM
QUOTE (deathx88 @ May 29 2004, 07:43 PM)
rotfl.gif

what a dumbass  rotfl.gif

first of all how did he get butter on his motherboard
second, why the fuck would he put a motherboard in the microwave
rotfl.gif

Scroll up to muggs' sig. It explains it all.  rolleyes.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: deathx88 on May 29, 2004, 06:02:00 PM
QUOTE (Rylinkus @ May 29 2004, 08:41 PM)
Scroll up to muggs' sig. It explains it all.  rolleyes.gif

still funny  rotfl.gif
i can't get over this
i just might piss my pants, too late

thats still no reason to put it in your microwave  rotfl.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Ice9 Tech on May 29, 2004, 06:25:00 PM
laugh.gif He thought the microwave has some special "degrease" function, but he pressed "defrost" by accident. laugh.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Shoue on May 31, 2004, 12:17:00 PM
this one dude.. in the hardware mod forum.. said he like.. spilt milk on his motherboard. or sumthing like that..  and sum people actually believed him it was. kinda weird.. and kinda funny.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: MeNaCe911 on June 03, 2004, 04:03:00 PM
vgms case project ending up getting raided by MS...hahaha and him oweing tons of ppl money
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Ice9 Tech on June 04, 2004, 05:38:00 PM
tongue.gif ) to him, so HE could get mod chips working on a 1.6  rolleyes.gif

Even after being told that Team Xecuter and other teams that MADE the modchips are working on it, he insisted that he could get it.  What a LOSER  laugh.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Master-Chief on June 05, 2004, 11:57:00 AM
laugh.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: bLiZzArDo on June 05, 2004, 08:37:00 PM
"Will a cold cathode get me banned from Xbox Live?", LOL, this was in the hardware forums a couple weeks back.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: jopo on June 08, 2004, 11:21:00 AM
what about the one that that one dude posted about a year ago, about why to never shave your ass hair?  that dude should stand up and post it again.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: deathx88 on June 12, 2004, 12:38:00 PM
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Ok, here's a REALLY good one:

This guy was trying to take his jewel out of his Xbox via the "freezer method". His friend told him to put his Xbox Top in the freezer. I don't know WHAT was going through this guys brains but he put the WHOLE XBOX in the freezer overnight. He then proceeded to ask why his Xbox wasn't working anymore....


rotfl.gif  just as good as the microwave one  rotfl.gif


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what about the one that that one dude posted about a year ago, about why to never shave your ass hair? that dude should stand up and post it again.


rotfl.gif  jester.gif  laugh.gif
he would just make another ASS out of his self

tut tut chi
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Rylinkus on June 12, 2004, 07:55:00 PM
QUOTE (Ice9 Tech @ Jun 5 2004, 02:38 AM)
I remember there was a guy that wanted someone to donate an Xecuter 2.3b+ (He can't even solder tongue.gif ) to him, so HE could get mod chips working on a 1.6  rolleyes.gif

Even after being told that Team Xecuter and other teams that MADE the modchips are working on it, he insisted that he could get it.  What a LOSER  laugh.gif

Yeah Modiller was cool...... rolleyes.gif
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: sulfur on July 01, 2004, 03:21:00 PM
what about cherrio and bagel... thats very old stuff, very funny stuff too.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: Ice9 Tech on July 04, 2004, 03:48:00 PM
No, someguy's PSU EXPLODED, left a hole in the Xbox... THAT was funny as hell!

Also, some guy said the guy at the store told him that you could add a magnet and gunpowder to the Xbox HDD, and when you activated the magnet, the gunpowder would go off, and erase the HDD.
Title: Funniest Story
Post by: lil killer on July 05, 2004, 10:17:00 PM
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