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Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: CamaroGuy on May 20, 2004, 05:26:00 PM
I found this link on a webpage that I go to alot.  
Halo Porno Story

Not sure if this sohuld be posted here, but I find it amusing.  

this is the little description from the beginning of the story.

QUOTE
Cortana discovers it's not wise to piss off the
Covenant. And pays the Price. A Halo rape story. (MMf,
nc, rp, orgy, sci-fi)
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: Videogamebuyer14 on May 20, 2004, 06:14:00 PM
That is wrong on so many levels. Just... ech..
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: CamaroGuy on May 22, 2004, 10:20:00 AM
there has to be more than 1 person that "loves" halo!
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: Lorre on May 22, 2004, 10:53:00 AM
You technically can't rape Cortana cause she's a computer program dry.gif

How the hell are you gonna rape a hologram that's all bits and bytes?
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: deathx88 on May 22, 2004, 11:32:00 AM
holy shit  blink.gif
i did not need to read this
this should be locked
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: xboxdudeman on May 22, 2004, 11:52:00 AM
Stupid beyond comprehension...
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: iwinulose on May 22, 2004, 12:00:00 PM
this should be locked away andCamaroGuy, u need to watch wat u post
that wasnt even teh slightest bit funny (this is the comedy forum is it not?)
that was rong in almost every way possible
*gives CamaroGuy the nod of shame*
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: Fuzzy on May 22, 2004, 03:20:00 PM
I am all for halo fandom (being considered at least a fanatic myself) but this is just sick. I've seen Halo porno pictures that weren't THAT bad. but this takes the cake.  dry.gif
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: CamaroGuy on May 23, 2004, 02:28:00 AM
I find it amusing because it's an erotic work of fiction about HALO!!  Am I the only one that see's the humor in this?  If I've offended anyone by posting this link I am truly sorry, it's just my sense of humor.
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: Intensecure on May 23, 2004, 02:56:00 AM
Whoever took the time to write this trash, and I certainly didn't take the time to read it all, needs to go outside and breathe fresh air. Or stop taking drugs. Or get a girlfriend - although I think that is unlikely under the circs.
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: scotchtape on May 23, 2004, 08:05:00 AM
lol i think it is friggin halarious and i am only 14, jesus christ i am still laughing
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: powercntrl on May 23, 2004, 04:21:00 PM
I didn't read it but what I found hilarious was:

1. Someone was perverted enough to write it and post it online.
2. There are people out there that actually get their rocks off reading dirty videogame fan fiction*.

* This I already knew...  You have not truly had your childhood innocence stolen until you inadvertantly stumble upon gay fanfiction art of Link.  user posted imageuser posted imageuser posted imageuser posted imageuser posted image
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: moistness on May 24, 2004, 12:36:00 AM
laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  Priceless!! cool.gif
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: thewickedjester on June 04, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
i read 3 lines and never want to see anything like that again, wrong, on so many different levels. someone has way to much time on their hands
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: ..[[ModBoxMaster]].. on June 24, 2004, 07:37:00 PM
cortana got a little to much then what she asked for...
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: SC00BY on June 24, 2004, 08:30:00 PM
that was messed up.  blink.gif
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: miazmaticdotcom on June 24, 2004, 11:56:00 PM
Yeah, awesome sig, Modboxmaster.

Picturing a covenant elite like that makes me want to die. Humans only please!

(and I didn't know that they designed Cortana in so much detail  biggrin.gif  muhaha.gif )
Title: Halo Porno Story
Post by: heoko on June 27, 2004, 02:16:00 PM
Well In Halo, I ve read the stupid ass book, tongue.gif  and all of the supercomputers were "Once" Humans, they painfully digitally constuct their brain and stuff... So this is kinda, uh she was never designed, she died to become a computer... LOL laugh.gif  

beerchug.gif  Oh yeah cortana is human enough... beerchug.gif
THat story was WRONG WRONG WRONG!! but i like popcorn pop.gif