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| Xbox Nextpod ? >> From gamespot.com: [ QUOTE ] RUMOR: The Xbox Next will come wit an external, palm-sized hard drive which can be used like da A--tha-double-P-L-E iPod n' shit. Source: Tech-toy enthusiast site Engadget.com." The official story: No comment, know what I'm sayin'? What we heard: Besides being a juicy rumor, this one is also an amusing story n' shit. Apparently, Engadget wuz contacted by a snowboarder who claims tha dude had an interesting après-shred chat wit none other than Microshizzle's J Allard in Whistler, British Columbia." According da snowboarder, da newly dubbed Chief XNA Architect gots quite gregarious after several rounds of Red Bull 'n Tequila concoctions, called "Hey Zeuses," 'n started gabbing 'bout da Xbox Next n' shit. Allard supposedly be like Microshizzle wuz planning sell its next-gen console's hard drive separately, has that shiznit be self-powered, 'n infuse that shiznit wit MP3 'n WMA playback functionality." Tha dude allegedly boasted that shiznit would be an "iPod killer," as Microshizzle would sell that shiznit at a loss fo' a mere $100. While optional HDDs are undesirable from a development perspective (just look at izzall those PS2 HDD-compatible games!), da thought of a $100 handheld 40GB MP3 player 'n game storage device sounds like a geek's wet dream n' shit. However, a source at Microshizzle laughed da story off n' shit. "Any story told over 'Hey Zeuses' is most definitely a rumor," be like da source n' shit. Bogus or not bogus?: We really hope that shiznit's not bogus n' shit. [ /QUOTE ] |
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| Review: Draytek Vigor 2900g Broadband Security Router How much would yo' ass pay fo' a four-point SPI router wit 802.11g access point, USB print server 'n built-in VPN endpoint? If yo' ass think 'bout $200 is too much, would yo' ass change yo' mind if that shiznit handled LAN-LAN 'n Remote-LAN PPTP, IPsec 'n L2TP VPN tunnels on both da wired 'n wireless sides? And how 'bout if that shiznit threw in VLAN 'n Bandwidth control? Come read izzle review see how Draytek's Vigor 2900g Broadband Security Router does that shiznit izzall n' shit. |
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| GeForce FX 5700 Ultra goes GDDR3 The new graphics memory GDDR3 is ready roll, know what I'm sayin'? Though this new technology wuz developed by ATI in collaboration wit memory manufacturers, its rival NVIDIA is da first deliver that shiznit in da form of da updated GeForce FX5700 Ultra." |