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So there's a little boy, and it's almost his birthday, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday, and the boy says a camel. His father agreed as long as he could take care of it, the boy agreed. And soon enough, it was his birthday. He invited all his friend, all boys and one girl name TOE. Beside the dining table theres a huge box, and the boy knows its a camel. The girl named TOE ran home for some reason, but the party continued. The other children ate cake and right after it was time for PRESENTS. The boy open the biggest one and found a camel! That night the boy remembered the promise he agreed to, so he kept the camel safe in his closet. The next morning when he awoke, he checked on his camel, and it was missing a leg. So his dad bought him a new one. The next morning the new camel was missing a leg too! So his dad bought him another on, and to his surprise, that on was missing a leg in the morning too! The boy realized a secret tunnel behind the camel so he climbed in and walked to the very end, where he met an old man sitting in a rocking chair with a pile of camel legs beside him! The boy asked " have you been stealing my camels legs?"

And the old man said "No"

QUOTE (Juggerbot @ Jan 19 2004, 05:57 AM)

So there's a little boy, and it's almost his birthday, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday, and the boy says a camel. His father agreed as long as he could take care of it, the boy agreed. And soon enough, it was his birthday. He invited all his friend, all boys and one girl name TOE. Beside the dining table theres a huge box, and the boy knows its a camel. The girl named TOE ran home for some reason, but the party continued. The other children ate cake and right after it was time for PRESENTS. The boy open the biggest one and found a camel! That night the boy remembered the promise he agreed to, so he kept the camel safe in his closet. The next morning when he awoke, he checked on his camel, and it was missing a leg. So his dad bought him a new one. The next morning the new camel was missing a leg too! So his dad bought him another on, and to his surprise, that on was missing a leg in the morning too! The boy realized a secret tunnel behind the camel so he climbed in and walked to the very end, where he met an old man sitting in a rocking chair with a pile of camel legs beside him! The boy asked " have you been stealing my camels legs?"

And the old man said "No"

Uh.... where's the punchline?

QUOTE (Large Dopant white @ Jan 19 2004, 06:05 AM)

QUOTE (Juggerbot @ Jan 19 2004, 05:57 AM)

So there's a little boy, and it's almost his birthday, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday, and the boy says a camel. His father agreed as long as he could take care of it, the boy agreed. And soon enough, it was his birthday. He invited all his friend, all boys and one girl name TOE. Beside the dining table theres a huge box, and the boy knows its a camel. The girl named TOE ran home for some reason, but the party continued. The other children ate cake and right after it was time for PRESENTS. The boy open the biggest one and found a camel! That night the boy remembered the promise he agreed to, so he kept the camel safe in his closet. The next morning when he awoke, he checked on his camel, and it was missing a leg. So his dad bought him a new one. The next morning the new camel was missing a leg too! So his dad bought him another on, and to his surprise, that on was missing a leg in the morning too! The boy realized a secret tunnel behind the camel so he climbed in and walked to the very end, where he met an old man sitting in a rocking chair with a pile of camel legs beside him! The boy asked " have you been stealing my camels legs?"

And the old man said "No"

Uh.... where's the punchline?

There is no punchline

I made you read a pile of bullshit

But if you still want a laugh, imagine the old mant like:

"No..."

It was most entertaining. Too bad Toe didn't get to play with the camel

I thought it was going to involve the girl CAMEL TOE

I want my 2 minutes back

i find it odd how such jokes become rather funny when a string of flames are attached to them

Finally some real competition for skatermike

QUOTE (geniusalz @ Jan 19 2004, 11:48 AM)

Finally some real competition for skatermike

YES!

THE RACE IS ON! here, i got a real good one....

*clears throat*

What did the tie say to the hat?

*breath*

You go on a head and I'll hang around!