| QUOTE (Hoppy @ Jan 5 2004, 05:28 PM) |
| You're lost in the woods and all you have with you is a pack of matches and a knife. You come across an abandon cabin. Inside there's an oil lamp, wood stove, and gas lamp. Which do you light first? |
| QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 5 2004, 08:41 PM) |
| There is a massive train crash but thankfully noone was killed, but two on the train were dead, how is this possible? (They were not deceased before entering the train) |
| QUOTE (Boozy @ Jan 5 2004, 05:32 PM) |
| Also, one day when I was traveling to Saint Eve's, I met a man with seven wives. Every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats. How many cats, sacks and wives were traveling to St. Ives? If you dont get this, your stupid. |
| QUOTE (Muntzster @ Jan 5 2004, 06:02 PM) |
| alright there is a horse race to win the kings daughters heart the only catch is to win the race u must come in last for 3 days they traveled very slow trying to come in last and they decided to stay the night at an inn the one man asked what can we do to win this race .. the inn keeper whispered somehting in his ear and the next morning they raced to the finish line at their fullest speed.. why btw there r only 2 people racing if that helps |
| QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 5 2004, 10:51 PM) |
| A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know? |
| QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 5 2004, 10:51 PM) |
| A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know? |
| QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 5 2004, 10:51 PM) |
| Why can't Joe Balush, who is now living in Canada, be buried in the USA? |
| QUOTE (lebriznon @ Jan 5 2004, 06:35 PM) |
| the answer to my original riddle is: you ask any one of them "What would your friend say is the way to town?" and then you go the other way. |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 6 2004, 05:44 AM) | ||
the maid... there's no mail on sunday |
| QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 6 2004, 03:09 AM) |
| The cook, you dont cook breakfast...or the gardener, gardeners dont pick vegetables...the wife, she couldnt have been sleeping if she called...so many loopholes... |
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| A man comes around to a red hotel in a grey colored car and hands the owner of the hotel $2000. why? *this man did not stay in the hotel nor did he owe this man money from an earlier time... and no the owner didn't win the publisher's clearing house. |
| QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 6 2004, 09:46 AM) | ||
Monopoly ! |
| QUOTE (Morglum @ Jan 6 2004, 04:53 AM) | ||||
Cant be monopoly, the deed cards for working out how much you pay clearly states that for "staying" at hotel on whatever street you pay X amount etc... in the riddle he said the man never stayed at the hotel |
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Jan 6 2004, 12:13 PM) |
| What row of numbers comes next? (Has nothing to do with mathematical equations) 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 6 2004, 10:16 AM) |
| 1113213211 ..but I won't spoil the fun of how you get it. |
| QUOTE (jackster @ Jan 6 2004, 12:40 PM) |
| ... A black dog walks into the road, he has black eyes also. ... Somehow he calmly avoids the dog. How? |
| QUOTE (maximillian @ Jan 6 2004, 09:21 PM) |
| A man has 8 gallons of wine that he wants to split between his two sons. He doesn't have any measuring instruments to accurately divide the wine. All he has is an 8 gallon, a 5 gallon, and a 3 gallon jug. The 8 gallon is full, the other two are empty. How does he devide the 8 gallons evenly using only the 3 jugs? |
| QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 6 2004, 03:50 PM) |
| A worm in a jar doubles it's size every day. After 24 days it filled the jar completely. Aow many days did it take to fill only half a jar? |
| QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Jan 6 2004, 08:57 PM) |
| A man road into town on his horse friday, spent 3 days in town then left on a friday. How is that possible? |
| QUOTE (xBaNaNaEv0LuTiOnx @ Jan 6 2004, 04:07 PM) | ||
the horse's name was friday? |
| QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Jan 6 2004, 03:57 PM) |
| A man road into town on his horse friday, spent 3 days in town then left on a friday. How is that possible? |
| QUOTE (xBaNaNaEv0LuTiOnx @ Jan 6 2004, 09:01 PM) | ||
the succeeding line describes the line above it. so it should be something along the lines of : 11(one 1) 13 (1 three) 21 (two one's) 32 (three 2's) 11 (one 1) |
| QUOTE (Hoppy @ Jan 6 2004, 09:38 PM) | ||
HE'S A WITCH, BURN HIM!!! |
| QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 6 2004, 11:39 PM) |
| did the brits have planes in WW1? I LOVE THE TOPIC BTW.. BUT I KNEW HALF OF EM ALREADY awwwwwwwwww damn sorry for the caps |
| QUOTE (LepPpeR @ Jan 6 2004, 01:08 PM) | ||||
very good |
| QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 6 2004, 02:06 PM) |
| In 1927 a local british newspaper posted this add: "Tomorrow, 14-April-1927, We'll be having a memorial service to the pilot, Captain John Smith, who died in world war one, ten years ago. The service will be held in the church on Main street. Family and friends are invited." This can't be true. Why? |
| QUOTE (Boozy @ Jan 5 2004, 02:32 PM) |
| Also, one day when I was traveling to Saint Eve's, I met a man with seven wives. Every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats. How many cats, sacks and wives were traveling to St. Ives? |
| QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 6 2004, 05:06 PM) |
| Still noone got mine, come on its so easy, im gonna post the answer soon. |
| QUOTE (Chicken Scratch Boy @ Jan 7 2004, 01:27 AM) |
| they called it "the great war" until ww2 was coined in the 40s/50s |
| QUOTE (Towelie13 @ Jan 6 2004, 04:15 PM) |
| For the one with Sarah dead with glass Sarah is a fish the aquarium broke ? |
| QUOTE (Spency234 @ Jan 6 2004, 04:41 PM) |
| One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life? |
| QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 7 2004, 02:09 AM) | ||
Correct ! |
| QUOTE (Fuzzy @ Jan 5 2004, 09:41 PM) |
| There is a massive train crash but thankfully noone was killed, but two on the train were dead, how is this possible? (They were not deceased before entering the train) |
| QUOTE (sk8ermike6789 @ Jan 6 2004, 11:23 PM) | ||
OH! their names were "Dead" EDITED FOR THEY'RE, THERE, and THEIR |
| QUOTE (rx8gt @ Jan 7 2004, 05:10 PM) |
| here's one my friend told me and i thought for hours, but couldn't get it. the guy that made it, doesn't want it. the guy that wants it, doesn't need it. the guy that needs it, doesn't know it. what is it???? |
| QUOTE (rx8gt @ Jan 7 2004, 08:13 PM) |
| well chicken scratch boy, you are obviously a hell of a lot smarter than me. damn it. |
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| A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I say is a lie." Is this man lying or telling the truth? Why? |
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| If you dont use it, it's black if you use it, it's red when you're done with it, its white. what is it? |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 06:18 PM) |
| second: There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim? |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 06:28 PM) |
| seaweed? |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 10:18 AM) |
| What is more useful when it is broken? |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 11:07 AM) |
| While on safari in the wild jungles of africa, Professor Quantum woke up one morning and felt something in the pocket of his shorts. It had a head and tail, but no leags. When Quantum got up he could feel it move inside his pocket. Quantum, however, showed little concern and went about his morning rituals. With such a casual attitude, what was in his pocket? |
| QUOTE (Chicken Scratch Boy @ Jan 8 2004, 07:57 PM) | ||
a coin |
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| glowstick |
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| DUDERMAN...the money one (number 3) the mother adds 1 dollar of her own, each takes 11 dollars and then she takes back the dollar (i heard an old riddle a while ago that was kinda the same but the solution was this...IM SO CLUED OUT!) |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 06:18 PM) |
| first: What is more useful when it is broken? |
| QUOTE (ThreeEyedFish @ Jan 9 2004, 04:08 PM) |
| The mother, mother, daughter, daughter riddle: One is a daughter and a mother. something like gradmother-mother-daughter. Money splits to 7$ each |
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| Broken? an egg (and half a dozen other things) |
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| is the book about memory or sorting papers? |
| QUOTE (DermicSavage @ Jan 10 2004, 11:58 AM) |
| the book is about basketball mebbe? |
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| oops should of said 12 noon. 30 miles is right! |
| QUOTE (Chicken Scratch Boy @ Jan 12 2004, 06:07 PM) |
| open the door put it in close the door |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 12 2004, 03:27 PM) |
| 5? (thats an absolute guess, It's too early for me to do that kind of math.) |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Jan 8 2004, 06:02 PM) | ||
it's a whatchamacallit... oxymoron or something, not a riddle. Anyway the answer is thats it's not possible. If he's telling the truth then well.. he can't be cause everything he says is a lie and if he is lying then everything he says is the truth. |
| QUOTE (Lorre @ Jan 13 2004, 04:11 PM) |
| It's yellow, it turns at 150 MPH and then it's red, what is it? |
| QUOTE (Lorre @ Jan 13 2004, 04:44 PM) |
| Nope, both are wrong. I'd better say: It's yellow, then it spins around at 150MPH and then it becomes red. |
| QUOTE (veg @ Jan 11 2004, 02:04 PM) |
| It's ten o'clock in the morning and a man and his dog set out on a walk to the next town. The man is able to walk at the constant rate of speed of 5MPH. In the mean time his dog takes off and runs ahead to the next town then turns around and heads back to the man. Then sets off for the town again. The dog keeps doing this until the man makes it to his destination at 12 noon. The dog was running at a constant speed of 15MPH. Given: The man walked 10 miles. How far did the dog travel? Bonus question how many trips did the dog make? hint: You have to ignore acceleration and deceleration. |
| QUOTE (TCS @ Jan 13 2004, 05:41 PM) | ||
The dog made 3 trips. |
| QUOTE (moistness @ Jan 13 2004, 05:06 PM) | ||
A canary in a blender |
| QUOTE (vesebr @ Jan 14 2004, 01:02 PM) |
| if its off but how, its #3 if its cold and off, #1 |
| QUOTE (TCS @ Jan 13 2004, 05:42 PM) | ||||
Make that 2 trips. |
| QUOTE (xBaNaNaEv0LuTiOnx @ Jan 9 2004, 04:32 AM) | ||
a cook book? |
| QUOTE (eyric101 @ Jan 15 2004, 12:02 PM) |
| It was an encyclopedia. The book simply carried entries of words that begin with 'How' to words that begin with 'Jog' |
| QUOTE (veg @ Jan 11 2004, 09:04 AM) |
| It's ten o'clock in the morning and a man and his dog set out on a walk to the next town. The man is able to walk at the constant rate of speed of 5MPH. In the mean time his dog takes off and runs ahead to the next town then turns around and heads back to the man. Then sets off for the town again. The dog keeps doing this until the man makes it to his destination at 12 noon. The dog was running at a constant speed of 15MPH. Given: The man walked 10 miles. How far did the dog travel? Bonus question how many trips did the dog make? hint: You have to ignore acceleration and deceleration. |
| QUOTE (keenie @ Jan 16 2004, 11:28 AM) |
| You are given two pieces of identical string, each exactly 1 meter long, along with a box of matches. Each piece of string, burns for exactly one hour, albeit not constantly (ie one section of each string burns longer then another). You are then removed of any devices that enable you to tell the time. Your task, is to figure out how to measure 45 minutes, using just the two pieces of string! |
| QUOTE (keenie @ Jan 16 2004, 11:28 AM) |
| You are given two pieces of identical string, each exactly 1 meter long, along with a box of matches. Each piece of string, burns for exactly one hour, albeit not constantly (ie one section of each string burns longer then another). You are then removed of any devices that enable you to tell the time. Your task, is to figure out how to measure 45 minutes, using just the two pieces of string! |
| QUOTE (Wesly @ Jan 16 2004, 04:52 PM) | ||
The dog made 4 turns. At the time of the 5th turn the dog arrived in town at the exact moment the man arrived (so there wasn't a 5th turn but the dog did make 5 runs). So if you define a "trip" as a run from A to destination B (and not back again) then the dog made 5 trips. If you define a "trip" as the way to destination included with the way back then the dog made 2,5 trips,......although the dog and man together actually made one trip (from home together to destination in this case to town). |
| QUOTE (veg @ Jan 17 2004, 07:01 PM) |
| I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I? |
| QUOTE (TCS @ Jan 20 2004, 08:00 PM) | ||
E. |
| QUOTE (Lorre @ Jan 21 2004, 08:36 PM) |
| What was Man doing when he found out cows give milk? |
| QUOTE (veg @ Jan 21 2004, 10:57 PM) |
| What about the "rock group" riddle? It ain't the monkeys. The last I heard they were all alive. |
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| 1. what can you put in a barrel to make it lighter? |
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| 5. The more there is the less you see. What is it? |
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| 8. How can you give someone $63 using six bills, without using any one dollar bills? |
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| 10. How many 'F's will you find in this sentance. just read through it once and count. (it's not a riddle but interesting none-the-less... |
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| 3. we're five little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court. what are we? |
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| 4. A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible? |
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| 6. What can go around the world and always stays in the corner? |
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| 8. How can you give someone $63 using six bills, without using any one dollar bills? |
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| 9. Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. |
| QUOTE (Vinpire @ Jan 31 2004, 09:45 AM) | ||
6 |
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| 5. The more there is the less you see. What is it? |
| QUOTE (Fastmandan @ Feb 10 2004, 10:39 AM) |
| People who only live in england or know about the english currency will only be able to get this one, but ill post it anyway: I want to give you 30p, but i can only use 2 coins and one cant be a 20p. The english money is: 1p 2p 5p 10p 20p 50p £1 |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 10 2004, 02:27 PM) | ||
The other one is 20p. muggs |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 12 2004, 08:06 PM) |
| Here's one for ya. What has forests but no trees, cities but no buildings and rivers but no water? muggs |
| QUOTE (romeoso @ Feb 14 2004, 04:36 AM) |
| a map?! i dunno. |
| QUOTE (dazdastardly @ Feb 14 2004, 01:48 PM) | ||||
computer keyboard? |
| QUOTE (veg @ Jan 17 2004, 02:01 PM) |
| I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I? |
| QUOTE (dazdastardly @ Feb 14 2004, 01:48 PM) | ||||
computer keyboard? |
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| no locks? should I refer you to caps lock, number lock, or scroll lock? |
| QUOTE (lebriznon @ Feb 15 2004, 08:55 AM) |
| k heres a math problem. i just read about this, and i thought it was cool. its called the monty hall problem: at some game show, a contestant is shown 3 identical doors by the host. The host says, "Behind one of these doors is a nice car. behind the remaining two are goats." (the host knows which doors have what behind them). then the host tells the contestant to pick a door (but not open it). The contestant points to a door. Then the host opens the remain that contains the goat. (now theres 2 doors left. one with a goat, the other with the car. The contestant is pointing to one of them.) then the host says to the contestant, "you now have a choice. either you keep the door you are pointing to, or you can switch to the remaining door." the contestant wants to win the car, obviously. so what should he/she do? switch? not switch? and why or why not?? |
| QUOTE (romeoso @ Feb 15 2004, 01:29 PM) |
| i think you have a better chance of winning the car if you switch. since you're chances increase to 2/3 by switching doors. |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 16 2004, 04:32 AM) |
| Poor people have it, rich people want it and god fears it. What is it? muggs |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 15 2004, 11:32 PM) |
| Poor people have it, rich people want it and god fears it. What is it? muggs |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Feb 16 2004, 12:12 AM) |
| you said it wrong and this is at least the third time it's been said in this thread. |
| QUOTE (romeoso @ Feb 16 2004, 10:47 AM) |
| here's an old one: A 20 foot ladder is attached to a yacht. Each step is 6 inches apart. If the water is rising 1 ft/hr. How long will it take for the ladder to be entirely submerged? |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 16 2004, 12:52 AM) |
| Nope didn't say that one wrong at all. |
| QUOTE (DuDeR MaN @ Feb 16 2004, 12:00 PM) | ||
actually you worded it a bit wrong. It still works, I'm just saying. Believe me, I know my riddles. |
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| You are given two pieces of identical string, each exactly 1 meter long, along with a box of matches. Each piece of string, burns for exactly one hour, albeit not constantly (ie one section of each string burns longer then another). You are then removed of any devices that enable you to tell the time. Your task, is to figure out how to measure 45 minutes, using just the two pieces of string! |
| QUOTE (muggs @ Feb 16 2004, 04:32 AM) |
| Poor people have it, rich people want it and god fears it. What is it? muggs |
| QUOTE (Tobison @ Feb 17 2004, 10:55 AM) | ||
Its happiness! Poor have it because you dont need money to be happy The rich cant buy it God fears happiness...why else would he have placed me on this god forsaken planet??? Because he doesnt want me to be happy! |
| QUOTE (romeoso @ Feb 20 2004, 01:16 PM) |
| heh.. sounds a little suggestive..but i'd say.. an onion. |
| QUOTE (IVoLtAgEI @ Feb 20 2004, 06:54 AM) |
| alright heres one that took me a while to figure out: You have one golden bar segmented into seven pieces. There is a man that will work for you for one week, and every day you must pay him one piece of the bar, but you can only make two breaks in the bar. Where or how do you make the two breaks? |