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Title: Which Came First?
Post by: bbjk on December 31, 2003, 06:23:00 PM
QUOTE (CSO @ Dec 17 2003, 09:24 PM)
QUOTE (zerovandez @ Dec 17 2003, 06:49 PM)
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Your Mother

Joe's came first, cuz knock knock, who's there, My name is Joe's, well, fucking Joe's who?, Joe's mama hehe biggrin.gifs...
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: LinksAwakening on January 01, 2004, 08:21:00 AM
Well, considering either one would have to be created by something else (not neccesarily evolution through other animals), and would basically appear from nowhere anyway, the Chicken would have came first...

An Egg just sitting in the dirt somewhere isn't going to hatch (or even if it somehow manages to hatch, it won't be able to walk and find food, meaning it will die) without the help of a Full-Grown Chicken...
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: WaRnINg| on January 01, 2004, 09:30:00 AM
QUOTE (CSO @ Dec 17 2003, 04:24 PM)
QUOTE (zerovandez @ Dec 17 2003, 06:49 PM)
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Your Mother

Only a newbie would would respond in this way!
How old are you like 10?
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Pillzburydoofus on January 01, 2004, 05:23:00 PM
How do you know that what we think is the chicken, isn't really a hampster?  Maybe we've grown up thinking it's a chicken, when it's really a hampster, and what we think is a hampster, is really a chicken....  Therefore, the chicken came first because everybody knows hampsters don't lay eggs....   But if a chicken really is a chicken, then I guess that the chicken came first, (unless you see a human hatching that egg and feeding the little chicken, or, if you live in a perfect world, food just comes to it....)
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Fuzzy on January 01, 2004, 06:42:00 PM
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Title: Which Came First?
Post by: sk8ermike6789 on January 01, 2004, 07:04:00 PM
QUOTE (Pillzburydoofus @ Jan 1 2004, 07:23 PM)
How do you know that what we think is the chicken, isn't really a hampster?  Maybe we've grown up thinking it's a chicken, when it's really a hampster, and what we think is a hampster, is really a chicken....  Therefore, the chicken came first because everybody knows hampsters don't lay eggs....   But if a chicken really is a chicken, then I guess that the chicken came first, (unless you see a human hatching that egg and feeding the little chicken, or, if you live in a perfect world, food just comes to it....)

how do you know that you are not Bagel, maybe weve grown up to think you are Pillzburydoofus, when your really Bagel (or Cheerio, or Kard, or.....)
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: bbjk on January 01, 2004, 09:19:00 PM
biggrin.gifs...

so easy, how come it's even a joke?

it just like a question quiz for retarded people like do you wanna take a retarded test? yes. who does bill gay looks like? Joe. Joe who? Joe mama!!!

what is the first question i ask you? Do you wanna take a retarded test hehe biggrin.gifs...
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Fuzzy on January 02, 2004, 07:21:00 AM
QUOTE (Hoppy @ Jan 2 2004, 07:29 AM)
QUOTE (Pillzburydoofus @ Jan 1 2004, 10:23 PM)
How do you know that what we think is the chicken, isn't really a hampster?  Maybe we've grown up thinking it's a chicken, when it's really a hampster, and what we think is a hampster, is really a chicken....  Therefore, the chicken came first because everybody knows hampsters don't lay eggs....   But if a chicken really is a chicken, then I guess that the chicken came first, (unless you see a human hatching that egg and feeding the little chicken, or, if you live in a perfect world, food just comes to it....)

Tell me, do you have mittens pinned to your jacket all year round?  Do your parents tell you you're "Special"?

Hey man you need some ice for that?











































THAT WICKED BURN!!!

I know that was terrible
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: 92235 on February 29, 2004, 01:53:00 PM
hmmm...... Nothing like bring up a 2 month old thread
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: green_beetle on March 04, 2004, 01:22:00 AM
this guy seems to know the correct answer.
http://www.improb.co...hicken_egg.html

This guy must be smart as the guy that said that the chicken came first becasue the word chicken comes before egg in the question 'what came first the chicken or the egg?'
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: romeoso on March 07, 2004, 11:05:00 AM
ah.. it's an endless argument.  pure speculation, but i'd believe for a chicken to come first through evolutionary stages.. just kinda hard to believe an egg appear out of nowhere.


and i always thought eggs came from the cadbury bunny.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: switzch on December 17, 2003, 09:10:00 AM
the chicken in whatever form.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: mavrick2k on December 17, 2003, 09:40:00 AM
well if you are christian, the chicken, it dropped from the heavens above

if you are an evolutionist, animals adapt and pass to children, so in such case the egg

if you are a gammer,  shoot them both, and sort out the innocent later
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: DuDeR MaN on December 17, 2003, 11:12:00 AM
basically the egg comes first but in a liquid kinda form then the chicken starts to develope and finally the egg hardens.  so take that however you want.  and how is this comedy?
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: CSO on December 17, 2003, 11:24:00 AM
QUOTE (zerovandez @ Dec 17 2003, 06:49 PM)
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Your Mother
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: gcskate27 on December 17, 2003, 11:35:00 AM
the egg... if you believe in evolution then some animals very similar to chickens met, fell in love and thier genes came together and formed the animal that we classify as the chicken today...

while they werent chickens themselves, the combination of thier attributes make up the modern chicken...

if you believe only in creationism, then i feel sorry for you...  wink.gif
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Hoppy on December 17, 2003, 06:23:00 PM
You can't have one without the other.  The question is therefore made null and void.  Case closed.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: AkumAPRIME on December 17, 2003, 06:30:00 PM
you cant have a chicken without an egg?
BS!!! grr.gif

What about test tube chickens? Are they not chickens? They are chickens, just like all the rest. You dont wan tt ohurt their feeligs...., do you? WEll?.... Do you?
And what about an egg that I eat in the morning? No chickens ever gonna come from there.

I prefer to think of the chicken being first. There is no particular logic to this, nor reason. In fact, I just flipped a coin. But it satisfies what limited curiosity I have in this question. So

the chikyn, according to george Washington

ehb
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: geniusalz on December 17, 2003, 06:41:00 PM
Can't believe I'm replying here.
Well, here goes:

The chicken and the egg were created TOGETHER!
laugh.gif
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Hoppy on December 18, 2003, 05:09:00 AM
QUOTE (92235 @ Dec 18 2003, 12:56 AM)
Hey Hoppy, how do you know that genetic engineering was made after the chicken was created.

Because we just finally mapped the human genome a few years ago, which is when genetic engineering began taking off.  You're going off onto a completely different subject now.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Masterjosh on December 18, 2003, 08:05:00 AM
hmm umm blah.....the chicken ofcource cuz how could there be an egg without a chicken o_0
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Hoppy on December 18, 2003, 12:27:00 PM
QUOTE (92235 @ Dec 18 2003, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE
Because we just finally mapped the human genome a few years ago, which is when genetic engineering began taking off. You're going off onto a completely different subject now.


Notice you said we just finally mapped the human genome a few years. So the technology has always been available. We just didn't know about it. Therefore someone millions of years ago could have found it also and used that technology to create everything on this planet.

WTF are you talking about?  You make it sound like people in the old west could have been performing Gene Therapy experiments.  Human intelligence has just gotten far enough.  The technology hasn't always been available.  

Point is, you're taking this thread way off topic.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: frozen lake on December 18, 2003, 12:42:00 PM
QUOTE (Masterjosh @ Dec 18 2003, 06:05 PM)
hmm umm blah.....the chicken ofcource cuz how could there be an egg without a chicken o_0

depends....

1.  a chicken did not sart as a chicken (evolution)

2. Think of different animals mating together (to create chicken)

3. When was the chicken first discovered?

I say egg came first as the egg hatched the chicken.

think like this  (my point 2 )

if a cat mated with a pidgeon and created a baby you would have some fracky ass bird.

chickens and turkeys are bloody messed up looking..


damn i gotta stop drinking









Title: Which Came First?
Post by: gcskate27 on December 21, 2003, 01:12:00 AM
QUOTE (frozen lake @ Dec 18 2003, 10:42 PM)
damn i gotta stop drinking

either that or we both have to start drinking more...  wink.gif


*edited the color for no reason whatsoever....
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: AkumAPRIME on December 21, 2003, 07:26:00 AM
jesus christ hoppy, my post was an exercise in sci-fi/fanasy-sarcastic craziness, sort of to sum up this whole thread. And as for 99235, I believe he's implying that anythings possible and how do you know what you're saying?

ehb
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: wireless g on December 21, 2003, 09:09:00 AM
the egg

no the chicken

no the egg

no the chicken

no the egg

no the chicken

no the egg

no the chicken

no the egg that's it the egg
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: AkumAPRIME on December 21, 2003, 09:37:00 AM
I think its all quite relevant actually. The questio of the chicken and egg really is just a question about how anything can be known. and as for your question about what if everything I knew was proven wrong tomorrow, I believe that nothing can be known or proven, so I exist somewhat with that idea in mind.
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: psibob84 on December 24, 2003, 02:14:00 PM
The egg (does it have to be a chicken egg lol)

but seriously if i remember right any evolutionary advances happen in the embrionic state.
therefore the chicken would have been developed inside the egg therefore the egg came first
Title: Which Came First?
Post by: Fuzzy on December 24, 2003, 03:14:00 PM
According to evolution, it would technically be the egg, but its not exactly a chicken egg, its the egg of the species that eventually evolved into the chicked over time. Each mutation building with each new egg from each new species. So the answer is, the egg.