Post by: Lex Luthor on October 01, 2003, 01:37:00 AM
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware program; Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself.
Post by: DermicSavage on October 01, 2003, 06:22:00 AM
lol pretty good
Post by: lookformeb on October 01, 2003, 09:31:00 AM
Post by: Pobbe on October 01, 2003, 10:30:00 AM
Yeah, that was really funny!!
Post by: SeaBass on October 01, 2003, 01:24:00 PM
Great Post! Might try this program when attempting to run Party Girl 2.1
Sex for the Technically Inclined
Post by: Hammy on October 02, 2003, 05:13:00 AM
Post by: lookformeb on October 02, 2003, 04:23:00 PM
| QUOTE (Hammy @ Oct 2 2003, 08:13 AM) |
| Were do i get your good program? As i have been using Girls Don't Root V1.0 |
shit man, thats much better than what i've been using...
screw me over v9.1
thats right, v9.1... i've upgraded many times...
Post by: SKoT on October 03, 2003, 11:30:00 AM