Off Topic Forums => General Chat => Comedy Forum => Topic started by: yanke10 on August 22, 2003, 08:43:00 PM
Title: Saddam Uses Aim
Post by: yanke10 on August 22, 2003, 08:43:00 PM
SmarterChild: What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Killerbomb, type "none.") Killerbomb: saddam SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Saddam now.
Do you go to school? Killerbomb: no SmarterChild: I see. Do you work? Killerbomb: i used to, till the us blew up my countrt SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: no SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have? Killerbomb: killer or rapist SmarterChild: Killer rapist, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby? Killerbomb: killing americans SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: killing homos SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: ok. raping your mom SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: sticking it in chanman SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: i dont have one then asshole SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet? Killerbomb: a nuclear bomb SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: yes SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? Killerbomb: a nuclear bomb SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: o SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: i also have a woman whoes chained up. is that a pet SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Killerbomb: skip it then SmarterChild: OK!
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Killerbomb: 1 SmarterChild: Cool!
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports 2 Visit my library including a dictionary, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents 3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, ASCII art and more 4 Use tools like planner, conversions and a thesaurus 5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go? Killerbomb: to president bushes room SmarterChild: President on August 22nd, 2003:
George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present) Killerbomb: it wont be present that much longer SmarterChild: Are you sure it won't be present that much longer? Killerbomb: o yeah SmarterChild: Whatever you say... Killerbomb: goo Killerbomb: haha Killerbomb: are u dead Killerbomb: sweet SmarterChild: I know about Goo. He is a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Goo.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Goo? He is... SmarterChild: What's so funny? Killerbomb: shut the fuck up SmarterChild: You shut up. Killerbomb: fuck u SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Saddam. Killerbomb: haha SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? Killerbomb: u SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain. Killerbomb: bye SmarterChild: Take it easy. Killerbomb: i gonna kill someone now SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You are going to kill someone? I'm surprised that you are going to kill someone.
Title: Saddam Uses Aim
Post by: AnThRaX on August 22, 2003, 08:45:00 PM
did you do that?
Title: Saddam Uses Aim
Post by: ShadowKiller on August 22, 2003, 09:27:00 PM
SmarterChild: Rapist and computer games. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
Title: Saddam Uses Aim
Post by: yanke10 on August 22, 2003, 09:53:00 PM