Post by: GaijinPunch on July 28, 2003, 07:57:00 PM
1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
2. "You can't fix that with duct tape!"
3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken,"
4. "We don't keep firearms in this house,"
5. "You can't feed that to the dog,"
6. "I thought Graceland was tacky,"
7. "No kids in the back of the pickup ... it's not safe,"
8. "Professional wrasslin's fake,"
9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
10. "We're vegetarians,"
11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"
12. "I'll have grapefruit and a bagel instead of biscuits and gravy,"
13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering,"
14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR,"
15. "Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds,"
16. "Deer heads detract from the decor,"
17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit,"
18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today,"
19. "Trim the fat off that steak,"
20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso,"
21. "The tires on that truck are too big,"
22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad,"
23. "I've got it all on a floppy disk,"
24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better,"
25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's,"
27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl,"
28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini,"
29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
30. "Hey, here's an episode of 'Hee Haw" that we haven't seen,"
31. "I don't have a favorite college football team,"
32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side,"
33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."
34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
35. "Elvis who?"
36. "Checkmate."
Post by: .:**:. on July 28, 2003, 08:12:00 PM
1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
2. "You can't fix that with duct tape!"
3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken,"
4. "We don't keep firearms in this house,"
5. "You can't feed that to the dog,"
6. "I thought Graceland was tacky,"
7. "No kids in the back of the pickup ... it's not safe,"
8. "Professional wrasslin's fake,"
9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
10. "We're vegetarians,"
11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"
12. "I'll have grapefruit and a bagel instead of biscuits and gravy,"
13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering,"
14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR,"
15. "Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds,"
16. "Deer heads detract from the decor,"
17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit,"
18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today,"
19. "Trim the fat off that steak,"
20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso,"
21. "The tires on that truck are too big,"
22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad,"
23. "I've got it all on a floppy disk,"
24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better,"
25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's,"
27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl,"
28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini,"
29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
30. "Hey, here's an episode of 'Hee Haw" that we haven't seen,"
31. "I don't have a favorite college football team,"
32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side,"
33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."
34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
35. "Elvis who?"
36. "Checkmate."
Post by: Zero on July 28, 2003, 08:19:00 PM
Post by: survivorejam on July 28, 2003, 08:20:00 PM
Post by: LinksAwakening on July 28, 2003, 08:41:00 PM
| QUOTE (.:*Å*:. @ Jul 29 2003, 04:12 AM) |
| 32 things not to say in a post 1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. "You can't fix that with duct tape!" 3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken," 4. "We don't keep firearms in this house," 5. "You can't feed that to the dog," 6. "I thought Graceland was tacky," 7. "No kids in the back of the pickup ... it's not safe," 8. "Professional wrasslin's fake," 9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?" 10. "We're vegetarians," 11. "Do you think my hair is too big?" 12. "I'll have grapefruit and a bagel instead of biscuits and gravy," 13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering," 14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR," 15. "Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds," 16. "Deer heads detract from the decor," 17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit," 18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today," 19. "Trim the fat off that steak," 20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso," 21. "The tires on that truck are too big," 22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad," 23. "I've got it all on a floppy disk," 24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better," 25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?" 26. "My fiance is registered at Tiffany's," 27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl," 28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini," 29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?" 30. "Hey, here's an episode of 'Hee Haw" that we haven't seen," 31. "I don't have a favorite college football team," 32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side," 33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long." 34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla." 35. "Elvis who?" 36. "Checkmate." |
Isn't that 36 things?
Post by: CASTOR_TROY on July 28, 2003, 10:01:00 PM
| QUOTE (survivorejam @ Jul 29 2003, 04:20 AM) |
| You forgot to add these to your "never say in a post" lameass reply : Ace is a worthless piece of shit Ace is a homo that takes it up the craper Ace is so lazy he just copy/paste the very thread that's above him Ace is an attetion whore Ace is now upset at getting some of his own crap dumped back on him : just eat it ace ! |
Post by: .:**:. on July 29, 2003, 09:11:00 PM
| QUOTE (survivorejam @ Jul 29 2003, 05:20 AM) |
| You forgot to add these to your "never say in a post" lameass reply : Ace is a worthless piece of shit Ace is a homo that takes it up the craper Ace is so lazy he just copy/paste the very thread that's above him Ace is an attetion whore Ace is now upset at getting some of his own crap dumped back on him : just eat it ace ! |
dont werry i wont say them
Post by: JD22 on August 01, 2003, 10:23:00 PM
Post by: RinGz on August 05, 2003, 10:28:00 AM
being from texas, I think that's fucking hillarious